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MITCHELL96:
Apart from helping reproduce, what again?

They'll still end up adding to the headache the kids will give you.

Omo, to be a man isn't easy o. That's why you'll see men cut off anything that has to do with Women totally.

I have a friend that has stayed celibate for 3 good years and still counting as I type.

That your friend is a chronic masturbator.

ahnie:
So I got my share of our weekly contribution of four months.i decided to pamper myself with an iphone and a laptop.

This isoko bebe needs to pamper herself small,I intended doing something meaningful with the rest 300k left.

This are the evidence and dedication from the combination of my 3 hustles.
It's not grace or on God,it was hardwork.

I have one question though... Are you a LASTMA or VIO staff
I want to establish something.

JoshTim:
You cannot relate because you are not smart. A slum harbours all sort of crime. Robbing with Keke is proliferated all over Onitsha. It's a menace the government has not been able to curb. Slow poke.

If you're as smart as you think you are you would know how to deliver comments without auditioning your poor sense of constructivism, try to grow up and shed some childishness... Fast slowpoke

I made cutting off parasitic relations and financial leeches my new year resolutions, especially my ex's family, blocked all their numbers, yet to delete so I'll know when they call again, any girl I date now has to be 0.0% leech.

JoshTim:
You see okpoko, atanni, iyowa odekpe, head bridge, and most parts of onitsha are slum. You will see old high rising buildings without toilet yet this is what typical obidafts brags about.

what relatedness has this got to do with political bigotry now
U get Sense so

I hope the robbery victim is okay, this one a gang member has been accidentally discharged because of him or her, I'd advice he or she should leave town for now... On a lighter note; there were actually two victims here, one of robbery and the other of accidental discharge

When many banks haven't even seen the new note, abeg marriage postponed if na me... But is it just me or is this 'naira note change' policy just seems like a prank... I mean just shoved it down our throats like that.

With boobs and curves like that she no go win... Are they crazy

ashawopikin:
she can knack very well, she gives it to me anytime, when and where I want it and how I want it, the gods bless u Ronke

my stereotyping o but 'ronkes are usually hot for sex... Is it the name, I had one that used to disturb my brother back then.

ZINNYBANKS:
Girls feel sad or disturb most times when they spend their own money . I dont feel disturb when spoiling myself cause my motive is another one will come .

I'm a little confused, just to be clear... Do u mean "your own hard earned money"

Her Toto clean, no single fish smell... Her private hygiene is just one of the things I loved about her, I could hand a golden medal to her for that.

Andyvilly:
No, she is just 20, waiting for a man to wife her, but am not interested, just sex and she's ok with it.

A woman can never pressure u for sex with no second agenda. Just use condom sha and prerare for more reqests.

Goodlady:
That unfortunate handle, I think he must be banned by now cos I reported him very well yesterday. Maybe you are a troll like him too or another handle from him. Get ready to chop ban.

oops! Well report if you may, I didn't say anything wrong

UnfairLife7:
Please can you help me with a job sir?

I had 2 years experience in quality control in a manufacturing industry. I had a degree in Geography and planning (2.1)

Thank you sir.

There's no vacancy for now.

efelicity:
The person you just replied to is a man. Goodlady is same person as PellsKodak.

well whatever gender, I just gave him/her my two-cents that's all.

Goodlady:
Men are deceitful. Imagine a married man lying to me that he's single only for me to see him with his wife and 4 kids few weeks later

oops! That's sad, but you should know that for every 1000 eggs there'll certainly be 100 bad ones... There are many con men out there fine but there are yet like a million good guys out there, you pass by them daily but haven't noticed, the thing is they might not meet up to your expectations and they're certainly not as "sweet mouthed" or overly romantic as you'd want.

VEXT:
Any Christian lady that get married to a Muslim man is not a Christian...

Tinubu wife is not a Christian no matter the position she occupies in the church ...she is deceiving herself...

Shame to those pastors in her church ...

If you are a Christian lady dating a Muslim man you will end up in hell...

And we are all human beings created by the same God. Religion has caused us more harm than natural disasters.

Goodlady:
Genotype is of great consideration. The marriage Wong be sweet when the issue of sickle cell kids comes

Anty abeg watin MAN done do u 4 dis life, abeg calm down o. Geez

Goodlady:
Genotype is of great consideration. The marriage Wong be sweet when the issue of sickle cell kids comes

Anty abeg watin MAN done do u 4 dis life, abeg calm down o. Jeez

soccer is not just about having the eleven best but having the best eleven. Nice one from arteta, game getting better, business going good, laslas it'll be a win wins in the end.
What's remaining now is get some players for solid midfield and wingers to alternate in case of injurise... Get back soon G. Jesus.

The problem we have in this country is the "watin concern me" paradigm, greed mentality. We're so self-centered that we only think about our now and expect the future will work out somehow, forgetting that the present make the future. All these people rushing bread might not really have PVC or vote for that matter but that greedy I don't care paradigm can't let them look away... To change Nigeria we need to start from changing our mentality.

Am in a relationship with my hustle, though now we're having it rough at present but i know it pay me soon... No matter how u slice it ma hustle remain 100%

siofra:
100%

We are getting married soon

I hope u're not marrying him because u're afraid to get too old unmarried.

Once you have "women" issues as a man... You're done for.

Sandra has definitly set a future for her kids. And there was a sylver lining... in... the END

EriMma1:
There's this person I brought into my line of job. When I brought her in, I wanted her to learn the job very well for like 6 months or a year before she can launch out to get her own clients and be on her own but she left three weeks after following me a few times. She felt she has gotten the hang of the job and started getting her own clients and has been on her own since last year. I overlooked all that. She then started calling me along the line to teach or show her somethings on the job to which I refused because she left of her own accord knowing full well she has not learnt all there is to learn.

Now, there was a place I submitted my proposal letter and after they called me. We had a chat and after a good bargain, they told me to resume the following week. Two days to resumption, they called and told me to hold on. So I felt they got a better bargain. It pained me and I told this person all that happened and what I charged them. After that, I got two other clients who paid the same amount I charged the one that flopped. So I used those ones to console myself and moved on but was still hoping that they would get back to me someday.

Fast-forward to last week. This close pal of mine I trained on the job told me she got a call. In fact she went to that same place I told her I lost an opportunity and submitted a proposal. They now called her and she offered them lower charges and she was given the job.

At first I felt stabbed because she knew about my ordeal with the same company. I just chose not to discuss it further.

Ok, last year, I confided in her that I want to review my charges with my old clients. Like those I've been with for 4 , 5 years. Today, she called saying she reviewed her charges too with her clients. O boy! Because I reviewed, you too review? I mean something she started last year, she's already reviewing just because I told her I did and my clients have responded to it. These are clients I've had for years and you've only had yours for a few months, cos she started mid last year and she's already increasing fees. Is that how things are done? Anyways I didn't try to warn her of the implication of such act.

Now, I feel this person is just trying to compete with me and I'm thinking it's high time I start concealing somethings from her.

What do you think? Is it safe to continue divulging my plans to this person or am I overreacting?

Your own is not so bad now... A friend of mine runs a POS shop, his own boy(shop attendant) he employed under him left when he needed him the most in the job and to add salt to injury went ahead to open his own POS shop close to him, tell all his (my friend's) costumers that they should come to his side to do transactions that my friend is not a good person, he managed to pull some to his side till some got to know the real story and came back and he duped some of their money and they as well came back patronizing my friend's shop coz he's had some shaddy records while working for my friend... If this is not pure back stab then what is

If you've followed the interviews of all three of the presidential candidates you'll deduce which of them is really intentional about what they're saying and which of them is really "blablublublablabalabulu"

God1000:
OBJ is a strong man, he's stronger than Buhari.

Here is the real army general, soldier blood is still flowing in his veins

I remember my encounter with him way back in 2012 when he visited one of his farms in Ibadan

I just like him, he knows what the masses want

maybe he doesn't know what the people want enough... See agbara to atan road looking like a mill plant and u say he know watin people want.

Will he truely be disqualified if proven the he really does have dual citizenship, does the 1999 state that anyone with dual citizenship be disqualified

He certainly was a headstrong NLC chairman, I could remember how firm his decisions were back then, labour strikes took place often and often. I understand now that it was more of political party rivalry than the people's interest really. On a lighter note though, I have a question... Why dis 3politician men dem no dey ever fresh for dia life( oshimole, obasanjo, tinubu), with the volume of wealth they control they've never added up in terms of looking really wealthy (like atiku for instance), could it be a function of them not giving a damn about looks or is it just too much politics or I think sometimes maybe their karma is behind it.

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Boysnightout:
This happened during the festive period while we travelled to our country home for christmas celebrations.

I met this sweet chick in the village and after bewitching her with my charm and smile , she agreed to visit me.

I purposely scheduled her visit to a day when almost no one would be at home. I had already intimated my sister of my plan to bring home a chick so she could act as cover. The chick came around and I received her well. We chatted for a while before I began flirting with her and running my fingers on her laps. I leaned in for a kiss and she returned it. She was just moaning wildly .

I lifted her, took her to my room and removed her panties with my teeth. I .....

It was while she was riding me cowgirl that my dad bumped into us. I didn't even see him at first because my view was blocked by her boobs in my face and mouth.

She saw him first, screamed and jumped down from my erect dick to search for her clothes. I tried to calm her down. Apparently, my dad was in his room sleeping and I thought he had gone out with our kinsmen.

Why will my dad barge into my privacy like that?

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because he's the owner of the house and if he heard any noise pollution that could demolish his asset he should investigate... But man! You sure were having the time of your life, that babe konji went wild when you unlocked it by offing her pants with your bare teeth (but hope u sterilize after o, make u no go get village peepo blisters o, e dey pain like mad)... Pheew! O boy! Your dad sure is a fun spoiler

Some years back I was very in need of work, there's this guy that runs cyber cafe I used to do photocopy and stuff in his shop. One day as usual I went there to do photocopy and one talk led to another he asked where I worked I told him, he know the company and how poor the pay is and zero employment benefits, so he asked me if I would like to work in Julius Berger which he showed me his ID card that he's a staff there and he told me a lot of mind blowing things working in Julius Berger assures, I was wowed at hearing these goodies so my interest was instant like I wanted to start work that day. Then I just got into adulthood, the guy knew over happiness will make me do anything. So he asked me to bring my CV which I have lost, so he helped me prepare another one, his printer was bad he had to take me to another cyber cafe to finish the job, all that care has now made build trust and confidence in him. When we got back that evening the first taxing began, he said he was thirsty for beer I should buy him and I did, we went to a beer parlour close by he drank 2bottles that day, we exchanged contacts and he said he will call me and assured that I will most assuredly get the job as I was going through him. Some days later he called that the company has selected people and I was among that the selected persons will converge at the main bustop in my area that the staff bus will carry everyone to the head quarters in ijora for interview and health test that I should come out very early, it got to the date but I couldn't make it there early enough, when I got there I called him that I was there but I came a little late the bastard acted like he was disappointed and was saying things like "why didn't u come early naw, now I would have to do a lot of explaining to the man that is helping us" and then he said I should wait he's coming, and then he came some minutes later, he acted like he was confused and doesn't know what to do and then he asked if I had some cash on me and I certainly came prepared for any disappointments that may occur, he then asked me to buy ampiclox from a nearby pharmacy around that it will clear any bacteria In my body so I'll pass the test and I did as instructed, and then he asked if I had enough cash that we will go by commercial transport as we've missed the staff bus. We got to Julius Berger gate, he asked me to stay outside that the security guards can arrest me for trespassing, he went inside and then came out like half an our later and then called me in, we went in and ask me to sit down at one concrete and he went inside one office and later came out that the interview and test had been cancelled, I felt like killing him but he was my ticket home coz the cash with me will not carry me home, I told him so, we now had to wait for the evening bus conveying staffs to our location, it was hell for me that day as I fell sick as a result of the ampiclox I took that morning on empty stomach, I fell very ill that evening(did I mention he collected 2k from me before we went to ijora).
To cut story short this guy played me like PS3 till he collected up to 7k before my ancestors probably slap my brain and my senses connect again and I backed out, already the guy had collected my new London used blackberry curve 7 and gave me his bb voltron or wat did they call that bb dat looked like coco yam that he needed to be in contact with the person employing staffs. Kai if I'm remembering that whole story I'll just want to use pestle and factory reset my brain one more time so I don't fall such mugu again.

Preciousgirl:
I am highly convinced that my boss is interested in me
I can't imagine that my boss left his office yesterday to my office and sat before me. He was jittery all through his convo with me and it wasn't work related. He told me he has a surprise gift for me

Is this also not a clear sign?
Also, as a married woman, can I accept his gift?

Thank u

You've been asking this same question for a long time, over flogging this same "my boss and I" issue far too much. I think your mind is tilting towards him, you even probably fantasize things with him by now, I'm not going to tell you "you're a married woman stop over flogging this issue" you're not a baby, you have two course of action; call it off and turn him down intelligently now or just don't give a fvck enough to give him that juicy honey pot of your's and deal with the consequences latter, after all YOLO right