₦airaland Forum

virginprincess:
Broke Nigeria men looking for successful women to leech on ,

Madly in love indeed .

And u are looking for "white man"... U think say na charley putt or justin bieber u go find. Just dey play.

Rokiat:
Proper hygiene is key.

Let her keep it hair free waxed or laser. Laser is even better completely hair free. Best investment ever.

She shouldn’t use soap down there it will only upset the ph balance. But she should definitely keeps the surrounding clean, in between the labia. Let her get dove baby wash just for that but only for in between the labia not the vaginal itself the vaginal only water will do.


Also let her wash with water every time she use the toilet, not toilet roll, actual water to always keep it fresh.

[/b]Let her also keeps it moisturised with nice body butter mix with almond oil it smell great. Treat the kitten like you would treat your face, delicate and with proper care. [b]

Twice a day bathing no compromise, like minimum.

Last but not least let her drink chlorophyll, like literally she wouldn’t have one body odour she will smell like water like nothing no joke.

This is my routine and my man wonders how come I don’t smell like at all at all, not even after a gym session.

Women have to take hygiene very seriously, smelling good is even better to me than even looking good.




If none of these works then she may have an infection and she needs to be checked.

Bae the way you've explained this turned me on instantly, the bolded makes me picture "Vijay" as a sweet Candy and like a child wants one everytime I want one right away, albeit my bubbles busted because most pussies out there carry heavy foul aroma. I wish all Ladies can be this 'woke' with their private hygiene; one thing I miss my ex for, she made me doubt pussy ordure, I gave her head one day to satisfy my curiosities but babe was not oozing a single smell down there(one the reasons I loved her).

inoki247:
Take him to police for Animal brutality

@ OP; CSP Hundenyin must hear this, u are an accomplice to animal murder, 6years in jail... U must larrn a lesson

And people who maimed and murdered humans who were only trying to excercise their civil rights all in the name of "election" were not investigated and brought to book and are roaming Scott free... This country is a joke.
Make we just dey play for dis country.
Make we dey play

I smell fear, tension, hypertension, shivery, cold, sickness and lastly impending "Heart attack" in this circular.
Tinubu if you're really confident of the integrity of your election you won't have any worries at all... In the end nemesis with catch-up with you.

Neverslumber:
According to my name, God never slumber.

Nlfpmod, Seun, Mynd44, Dominique etc

Na so una go dey tell am "God never slumber, God never sleep, God go provide, God go do am"... Why not profer a practical solution for him. Lalas na man God dey take bless man.

Lord have mercy!
Nothing is safe, nowhere is safe... They say joining the military is unsafe but there you go, you could die anywhere, even pesin dey inside house gas explode burn am with the house to ashes, people dey dey inside house Gen smoke dey kill dem for dem sleep... I ask again... Where is "Safe"

Like you did anything in the office... Please do and go and sleep with your cows you have more empathy for in daura. Wicked man

I don't blame her I blame the guy, when you see a lady that bares "Mercedes" and you thought you want to ride or die with her till the end. She's obviously going to milk this guy dry and then finish him off with a divorce letter, and more so jazebels like this don't give a damn about anything in-between them both including children, after he's dead she'll dump them with her mom and look for another cow to milk. Karashika (splits)

Katcall:
did you feel any tension?

Tension how?
I was just blown to bliss I just had SEX ps.

I think she charged around 2k for short-time but I bargained and we ended at 1,500= 3k two rounds.

Boy! The way the Charlies love African heritage can never be overemphasized, and likewise the same way their women love black gbola.

My take home; Nigerians scatter all over

When has this man ever been in tune with reality of his surrounding, when Dem dey talk A e dey talk P, mtwerewww!

demanuel:
[/b]
At the bolded.
That has always been my assertion.

Technically, virginity don't exist for men.

[/b]It's lack of sexual experience. [b]

Anything virginity, chastity, or sexual purity are not attributable to men. Technically.

It's attributed to women.

Exactly my point at bolded

Katcall:
how much you pay? and did she suck your dick?

she didn't, I was simp AF back then, na she fvck me no be me fvck her, 1st round she asked me to lay on the bed, rode on me cowgirl, 2nd round she laid (me standing like a log of wood) and she said to me " oya come fvck" with a disappointed tone, she didn't place her legs to wide apart so my dick gets the feel and boy! Within 2mins I felt this overwhelming warmth from my spin to my dick 'oh heavenly' I spewed tatata inside but inside the condom, she immediately knew and she fussed "u don cum, u don cum, u wan do again?" I said no and that was it.

Crucialgem:
Well it could be the mixture of both when i was in varsity i stayed in the school hostel throughout so i wasn't expose to the outside world because everything i want is between the four walls of my school that time. I didn't even used to think of girls or sex much, maybe sometimes when i leave my room to read in the midnight and i see love birds hanging around the dark corners of some buildings i begin to wonder what they were doing

I thought i would still have that self control when i finished school and started living alone. Hmm there is this carefree girl in the same compound that will come to the window of my room to dress up purposely, because i was sure she has mirrow in her room. Hmmm when temptation was becoming too high she started entering my room to watch movie she has big boobs and it was a point of attraction for me i couldn't resist one particular night she slept on my bed under the pretence of not feeling fine i knew something was fishy about the whole thing but as a virgin that has been expose to things online i couldn't resist the urge it was too overwhelming i moved closer to her and touched her and started kissing her and she didnt protest hmmmmm na so comrade fall for temptation and end up loosing my virginity

Dammy wherever you her i have not forgiven you ooo😞😞😞😞.

That time i was working from home and i was always at home then she kept on coming and coming. It was only when she left the house i realize what i have been doing

Boy you should be elated your first is a girl that wants you, I bet the tightness and warmth of that first cum was blissful... My first was a prostitute, I pay money to fvck and on top she was bossing me around untop my money as she knows I'm a learner, but still I can't forget that first cum, there's really nothing like it. If you ask me I think liberation from "virginity" (as you call it) is an eye opener rather than a curse, you just realize what you've been denying yourself of, its like when they tell you apple is sweet but you say you don't want to eat it because the sweetness could give you Jedi Jedi (you're on your own), and not to mention in my humble opinion I don't believe men were ever virgins, even bible never refered to any man as virgin.

How old are you boy...
Apparently you are still a kid.

RemoveKebab:
Omo na from peeps way she phish oh. Dem plenty and Dem dey find am sef. The thing be say even the profile pic the person steal am. Alot of red flag. Anyway I hope hand go touch am

Hmn!
e fit be say e hack the account com dey use am... Na so one punk hack my fb com dey phish my friends... I change my password, call d wayray out, I ready 4 am, if e hack again I go change password if na 100times I ready.

RemoveKebab:
Be careful of this one.
A very notorious scammer.
Edits played games as correct scores
Immediately you pay for game you will be blocked.

mehn bro I'm sure dis girl don phish u taya

IyaTola:
Please don't mind my English just pay attention to the content.

A family friend called me and asked if I'll be interested in civil defense work, I told her yes why wouldn't I? She sent me a number to call the man he'll put me through the process.

I was excited, I called the man who spoke to me calmly, he asked me to send my details to him which include my name, age, height, qualifications and all, i did that without instantly i was sooo fast while typing I'm sure even flash will be trilled at the speed.

The next day he sent a civil defense form to me to fill and scan to his mail, i did that and called him to inform him, he then acknowledge that he has seen it and told me he has forwarded my form to their H.R. I should await their call, i was soo happy immediately i dropped the call i started googling salary of a degree holder of the civil defense officer, saw 151k in my mind i was like their Father i don arrive, i go soon buy Benz.

The H.R called me and told me they've contacted my school to ask if i graduated from their school and they told them yes. He then asked for my c.v and told me to wait for my appointment letter.

Early Thursday morning omo see appointment letter for my mail o!! with my name written in capital letter... I called him to notify him of the new development, he congratulated me and told me i will have to pay the sum of 85k for my 2 weeks training in Kano and the payment must be made before noon but i shouldn't worry the money will be returned after my training but u have to pay early so as not to loose the job. I went ahead to borrow the money from a friend and headed to the bank to make payment i already got inside the bank before calling him to send the acct number im to sent the money, that was how the civil defense H.R sent me Yayah Suleman's acct number, i started asking my self why would federal government send me a private account number to pay for training? called the guy and said o boy u almost fooled me sha, the guy laugh and said u got me nice one and dropped the call...

There are lot of scammers out there who will try to scam you all in the name of giving you employment abeg be careful.

mehn God save u, I had an experience almost similar to this some years ago; only that mine was factory job and damn! I fall, trip, jabor, fvckup, mezebu, mumu, maga... Just call me anything I agree.

Every political party is just retaining their turf... Nigeria's election is a joke.

Our problem is US as a people... We are wicked and selfish towards one another, and until we address that we'll continue drowning and running ourselves down.

lhordspy:
Some people still dont get this. Maybe because they are very new to Nigeria politics or first time voters.

During the Presidential campaign. The candidate of the Labour party, Peter Obi exploited and explored our diversity, he capitalised on our religious differences in particular to instigate hate among the the two major religion we have in Nigeria. CAN, PFN turned themselves into a political group. Especially General overseers, they turned the altar into a political stage to preach politics and propagate hate against Muslim candidates.

Peter Obi's victory in Lagos during the presidential election wasn't just from the igbos alone but from 'some' brain clouded, emotional religious sentimental yoruba christ!ans who were sold with the Jihad bullcraps. After the victory, instead of building bridges, extending hand of friendship with the yourbas that voted against Obi, making them reason by drawing them closer and also at sametime solidifying the alliances with yorubas on their side already, that voted for obi. The southe@sterners, feeling pompous and inflated came with the campaign of 'taking over lagos' . .. They ran twitter spaces, host interviews aided by their propaganda media house, AriseTV, scribbles and tweets were churned out about how they will sack all the obas and takeover the whole place.

How can you expect the yorubas who sided with you against their tribesman, Tinubu in the presidential election to feel about it? Happy that you want to takeover their ancestral land and mock them with it in return, just like you use the word; 'Afonja ' consistently to make mockery of our loss in Ilorin.

Sanwo Olu victory was not as a result of tribalism. The yorubas fought together as one again, and they won. Different yorubas from different religion, political parties, and across all board left our differences asides at the corner, came together to 'rescue ourselves'. (once bitten, twice shy)

At first it was cruise, then it became aggressive, now it is uncontrollable.. Cant even be tamed nor can they reason well. It is all noise, zero thinking and strategy. The Obidient movement is turning out to be a curse to Peter Obi and the hardworking innocent igbos who committed no crime but paying for the sins of the headless mob.

With all this epistle and you still ended up a tribal bigot... Clap for yourself.

Karlifate:
E don turn military billionaire 😂😂

Abi nau my broda... Most Nigerian (Esp) girls of nowadays don't even want to know if they're getting into a lifetime companionship with "Jeepers creepers", all that concerns them is financial security, like hardly can u see a Nigerian girl that can ask u "how are u coping with life" and more questions like that to show care, self-centered as-Fvck they only ask u "how is work" to know if there's still lifeline for more billing... Their paradigm is just appalling.

A leopard never sheds his skin, you must've seen the signs premarital but instead you let civil millionaire money buy you.

Britain say the truth, stop buttering up Nigeria's nuisance politics. Y'all saw everything that happened in the elections, it's not done that way in UK, it's not done that way in any sane climes.

Hope she gets found...
But the irony of missing girl is that they could just be enjoying quality oiling while everyone is scampering for their whereabouts.

She has used her a 20kg arms to burst oga landlord ekpon

This is one of the major drawbacks to getting our freedom from the clutches of the political godfathers. Please pastor did srilanka wait on God before they took action against their currupt govt(that's clearly not nearly as currupt as ours). If they're still waiting on God they wouldn't have gotten anything done about their plight.

God has given us everything we need to take what is ours but while doing that don't take what is not your's.

Well I'd say the joke is on them. Women are often the ones self-stigmatizing themselves over semi-nudity... Watin consign man, we fit just dey topless dey waka travel sef.

For Mahmood to freely accept and talk like this, im done comot the bone wey hook am for neck.

For Mahmood to freely accept and talk like this, im done comot the bone wey hook am for neck

superCleanworks:
na this kain thing dey make WILL SMITH tear people SLAP anyhow.

Red Carpet host: Wow who made this dress?
Tems: Casper the friendly ghost.

savagery !!!!