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Meat Na meat nau... Besides what is even the difference, cow, donkey... They're both from the same family... Eating donkey is as much the same as eating cow meat.
Abeg make una leave mama, I sense this is the hand work of bad belle counterparts who have been jelousing her progress.

Don't study to be affluent but study to be accomplished.
That's my advice for you lad.

Typical igbo post about igbo people... I know some sentimental and tribalistic elements will ignore n avoid this post because it denotes the qualities of a race they detest.

I'm not igbo but if there's one thing i salute you for is your business initiative(No.3)

I was just going down memory lane and this puped up...
There was this very day back in the days when I was within 8 and 10yrs old, my uncle used to have this girl that crushed on him like crazy. I was just ouside the veranda playing with my mates when she came and asked me to tell my uncle that she is outside waiting for him, i humbly went in and delivered the message to my uncle... my uncle who was not in the mood to see his crush then asked me to go back and tell her that he is sleeping, then I said okay then dashed back to the girl and innocently said "my uncle said i should tell you that he is sleeping"... The kind of knock I received later still has an evidence on my head.

mijanscripts:
Hehehehehe... Kids will be kids

Reminds me of this very day when my uncle used to have this girl that crushed on him back then.. I was just playing with my mates outside when she came and asked me to go and tell my uncle that she is outside waiting for him, so i humbly obeyed and went in to deliver the mssge to my uncle, but my uncle who was in no mood to see his crusher then told me to tell her that he's sleeping then i innocently went back and told her "my uncle said I should tell you that he is sleeping"... The knock that i received later still has an evidence on my head.

Title; how one man's effup has turned into another mans victory. And without a fight oh! Chai!

Wasn't quit what I expected but the message was still passed though.

Y'all broke asses claiming to be slay queens n kings should go a make money, chop food belleful 1st b4 u com nd claim slay whatever.. Mehn see dat slay king dressing sha.

ItchingPreek:
Mikel go Dey nack this geh well....e show for thier body

NO!... Dem go dey play ludo inside house all day.
Where ur brain go Wey u read reach the "baby mama" part.

Ijebu Gari, P nut and biscuit..
Y'all need to try that shi.. It's heavenly.

Mean while, I saw an aboki having Yam, rice and spaghetti today.

2BABA carry on... Nothn dey happen!

Caustics:
All for show. irrelevant if your visit did not help them physically, emotionally or in any other manner. Just like visiting orphans to take pictures of them and go home.

And how on earth did you come to the conclusion that he didn't help them with anything... Are you relations to one of the IDPs?

Great!! ..
I love phones with good gaming capabilities but the prices no be here ohh!

It has just began Ona Neva see enitin

Damn!! That second picture though. Looks like she's about to be 'cucumbered'... Free express, not barriers.

See him goweemakpa head

So Nigeria has deteriorated to this point where virtually every nagative news from abroad has "Nigeria" or "a Nigerian" attached somewhere..
Why.. why.. Why nau!!.
We used to be renowned for greatness but now we're now being famous for negativity.

Tonto tonto... So churchie's betrayal has made ur eyes open to the path of righteousness eh.

Abeg does anyone perceive the smell of "notice me, I'm here" aroma.

Tonto do u knw wat i think?... I think GGB(girl's gone bad) didn't workout 4 u as planed so MA(marry amaka) is the way now... Don't worry, apostle suleman is coming 4 u.

Happy buffday sir Many more accomplishments

Hmm. Okay
I know that sound they talked about
It happens when ever u have ur phone closed to a radio( kponkponkponkponkpon!)
I've always thought it's network connected coz when ever that sound occurs it's either SMS alert or phone rings.

adewumiopeyemi:
Na nd job be dat. Na...u can't compare bsc and nd together.

Says who... Let me wake you up to a "fact"
'the economy is getting more experience driven than certificate driven' by the day...
Companies nowadays need what you can offer to the table, they give less bleeps about what's in your folio. So brace yourself up.

TINALETC3:
Kai, God, who am I dat u blessed me dis way, am nt even a graduate, yet I earn almost double of dis, wt accommodation and and feeding, Wat more cn I say, am jst greaful

I tap from that anointing sister.

SmartyPants:
It's rather funny that these are the ones who would still complain when a big company comes around asking for 2 years of experience. 2 yeears that you spent on a poorly paying job could be the key to getting you the big one. But nope, people think the tag "graduate" entitles them to something.

Super funny.

Sound the sermon again for them.

naylor:
let's be real, the 30k job cannot cover anything, well except only feeding minus accommodation, transportation and clothing.

At least that is a starting point... If your smart enough you can save withing a year or there abouts and start up a small business then if you're innovative enough, in the next 6months you'll be giving company jobs "the middle finger".

U see 30k job nd u're complaining Com 2my area nd see pple who'll do nd ondo 4 15k jobs.. Mtcheeeeeewwww!!!

Wow!! Amazing. Very patient and enduringly 'for a rapper' Anyways congrats man... All that matters now is you're "nmpa" now.
But wait oh... 8 good years!!! The old mama Wey hold dat womb no get conscience! Ahahn!!!

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
The APC i know won;t take PDP serious at all, They will be laughing at how gullible PDP supporters are wailing all over the media

Na God know how many lives was lost under GEJ alone when he was busy sharing money meant for ammunition through his ATM Dasuki..

It's only your signature i can agree with of every sentence on your quote... Thanks for your time quoting anyway.

Beautiful... Now everyone in the family is now a celebrity because of CR7 Lord let me be a catalyst in my family IJN!!

So what you're implying now is i should do those things for a girl?

Who? Me or Bruno Mars

People sef... Must you display every gaddem occurrence and events that happens in your life on social media... Why not post the needful and not go too much into details, nobody has privacy principles anymore..
Anyways RIP to the guy

-I can't possibly imagine catching a grenade for you... Maybe in my dreams.

-Throwing my hands on a blade for you will hurt so darn bad, i can't even think about it... Perhaps in Disney land it will happen someday.

-I can most definitely not imagine jumping in front of a train for you... Seven fairy goddesses and seven warlocks must have enchanted on me casting a spell on me before that can happen.

- I have a phobia for bullets, so taking a bullet through my ... Never mind, my head is not made of steel.