₦airaland Forum

Hezzyluv:
I have with me 5pcs of 1k counterfeit notes which people gave to the guy working for me all in the name of patronage. I could spend it at night too. But (conscience no go gree me drink water drop cut). So, l had counted my loses and told him to be more careful next time.

hmm!
How can one tell if it counterfeit note

Starboytwo:
I carry soc 217 from 2level enter 400.

Na still money I pay, 8k with beg before dem free me. Still gimme D.

Normal level.

Abeg inform Mr "suicide squad" OP

So in this dispensation when "carry-over" can be bypassed na im u want go waste ur life for... Good luck oh👋

It will only take a very special kind of human beings to date handicapped persons, the person must be really close to an angel in personality.

And damn she's beautiful

Wow! I'm blown away
When I thought my own is too much, I no even do reach dis one.
Masturbation once started is a very difficult habit to quit, u might think u have but find urself back to the act, most times when u're high and dry, having a girlfriend is a plan 👍, it works but honestly my broda it's just a temporary solution as ur girlfriend won't be there always to service ur gun no matter what, even if u marry ur not marrying a sex-toy, ur wife will have her tired days, then the days when u both have a fight and she plays the 'sex starve him' days on u... "Spiritual konji" no be ur mate oh. The only solution is u, fight it every time the thoughts come in, have a strong repulsive sense against it to the point that u might still watch porn and not even rip of ur pants to self-service, it'll just be like watching a regular none-erotic video. These things (sexual urge, desire, obsession) start in our heads and we act on what we think about, get more involved with productive things, things that'll take up ur time and in turn make those thoughts insignificant, let ur 'chairman' stand without u mustering the urge to self-service it, and then most importantly when it's cold it get very challenging, this time ur body needs it AF, u want to drive something up-and-down but bro say no, hug ur pillow, it'll calm down in a while.

Peace brother✌️🏳️

Only small girls or a 'child lady' do this. If you text a mature sensible lady, even if she doesn't feel you, she replies on chats, might not call or return ur calls but on chats she replies friendly.

doggedfighter:
Just 2 women and you are already saying Nigerian ladies.


If you meet my type that will use communication
wound you . You will run and say they're clingy.


Try foreign angels like Jeon said.

Foreign ladies are perfect.

Don't blow my phone in the name of care, it's repulsive
If it's on a day I'm working and you know, text me, I'll reply when I can. We'll talk better in the evening after work, don't drop 1million missed calls and think I will be having butterflies in my stomach saying "this girl too love me", the reaction is the other way round

You are playing, obviously ur joking... No "na play u dey" (SMH)

onumadu:
They can't even call them by their proper names due to fear.
What is "hoodlum"?

As in eh... Even Police are afraid if they montion who they really are they might get a visit too
Absurd!!!

But really, is the cleavage exposure compulsory , and WTF is this ojuju kalaba body tattoo or painting they wearing, repulsing

When we refuse to transition from mediocrity. Half baked and cut-n-nail soldiers sent on missions. What do you expect

So sad, Rip to the departed souls

Short is an understatement nao... She dwalf

But why d groom come too resemble one PDP presidential candidate for my eyes 🧐

(1)Take every opportunity you're open to serious, don't take any opportunity that can better your life for granted. (2) Networking is very important but if you use it for flexing and frivolities alone you'll be lost, use it to your advantage. (3) There will always be women, now and in ten years to come, make sure you don't allow that your thing that has a mind of it's own think for you, let it be the other way round.

Peace 🏳️

emmyN:
1. A minimum wage less than 100k is not realistic.

2. There is hardly anyone enforcing the minimum wage in the private sector, so this may not even benefit a vast majority of people.

When there are no regulatory bureau that'll honestly checkmate these private sectors/ companies, they'll only come to collect "egunje" to share with their masters and business continues as usual. Even this minimum wage talk sef personally I think it's just audio talk, e no go get head bet am🤌

Na ur money, age is not a stumbling block to education, but especially in Nigeria 'Money can be'... As long as u have the means to bankroll urself, carry go Sir 👍... B4 u close eye open am it's 7years already.

And you're still with the bundle of toxicity of a person. Next she will cut off your pweek if she sees a chat with you and any girl.

donem:
If you pay close detail to their skeletal structure, a good number of them are looking malnourished, Betting have a way of sapping out basic nutrients from once body, am speaking from past experience.

LoL @ signature... Na betting kill u 4 ur old life

Who else finds this picture hysterical ...
See how all punters in the picture are cool, calm and placing there bets, like they're in the bank collecting cash on a not crowded day

nb; the guy that crossed leg is at home

Amen brother ✋
U see that No.3 ehn, it speaks to me like holy spirit and anointing; if I have only one goal next year that's networking... U may have the best hand trade in the whole wide world be if u don't connect u are like econet, meaning u're unavailable indefinitely.

I've listened to an interview of a SAN where he was questioned on legal framework and processes, to me it was really confusing but it didn't change the fact that that is how law works, a layman would follow the information he heard, read or believe to be true, the law is not like that; it follows only concrete evidences, it's even best to catch the culprit red-handed if possible, so many sections and subsections that doesn't even make sense to the layman's understanding, this is why someone can kill somebody and if by the law of the country it's not immediate execution the person might end up being alive in prison after he has ended a life or even be absorbed of the crime if substantial evidences were not provided. The judiciary is a good necessary element of the society but it's not Omega as it's limitations to the "meets the eye" is it's downside. Everyone knows the 2023 election was rigged hook line and sinker like robbery in daylight.

Wow 200mill to provide toilet across only kwara State... Outrageous

Matinox:
Why are you guys quick to be at the edge of your seats each time women are being praised?

Because Men suffer more but society never talks about it.

Anny69:
The next "I love you" that comes out of my mouth to any man just know I will suck you dry! You'll regret ever meeting me. So you should stay in your lane.

Boy! U must've seen enough gbolaz from men... I would love to read ur story

Advancedman:
It's ladies that wants to hear 'i love you' simple

see me see trouble oh...
Women that did not complain to u... They don't even mind if they were decieved, they just want to hear u say that "I love u" everyday of their lives

immortalcrown:
You made a good attempt. Keep it up. I wish you more wisdom so you can improve in your knowledge and your teachings.

But your teaching here is biased. I mean, it is one-sided. Women use "I love you" to collect money from men. Some women use the sentence to collect transport fare and block the guy immediately. In the name of love, a boy will buy a girl an expensive model of iPhone on her birthday and she will buy him 3 boxers and 3 singlets on his own birthday. But you are here sounding as if women suffer it most.

Women equally use the term love to deceive men. Apart from prostitutes and victims of rape, every woman that gives a man her body willingly do it as her own demonstration of love, and every man that goes to a woman for sex do it as his own demonstration of love for the woman. So, it is equal here.

The perversion of love is not by men alone. As a matter of fact, women do it more than men. The only reason men foolishly train girls in universities or establish the girls in business and the girls later dump the men is because the women assured the men love. How many women have invested their resources in the men that claim to love those women and the men ended up dumping the women? Answer this question. All the women who commit paternity fraud use love as a tool for it. They give their husbands fake love and profess love the boyfriends or sugar daddies that impregnate them. And when you call for DNA tests, people silence you in the name of love. They will tell you to love you wife by trusting her.

So, if you want to talk about the perversion of love, do not focus only on men because the other gender is also guilty.

please help me tell "Daddy G.O" one more time.

Pathfinder2090:
And you think it’s easy to be a man?

Help me ask am again brother...
We tend not to see a man's struggle as a big deal because society expects a man to be a man and sulk it all in and not show any sign of weakness, while a woman goes through child labor the man goes through 'mental labor', after child delivery the man carries on the mental war even to his grave, but this is never appreciated enough because he had to "be a man".

KingCold:
Trust me, they'll never suspect an honest accountant for drugs, they say it "could be" because there are already clues that suggest it could be so

And South Africans are also already saying it's drug related because that's the precedent Nigerians have set in SA, you can't blame us, we are tired of your people

You people are not coming out with what's really your problem, you've been filled will hate for so long but the mass xenophobic attack in 2019 x-rayed your minds and opinions of other Africans. You're all just scared lots afraid of your shadows, people are in your land progressing and you weakling lazy ass chimpopos are weak enough to hate and resort to killing.(spits) Tweh!

WannaHowzit:
Drug dealer sympathiser, sit down. Someone says drug dealers also need money to survive & you're supporting them. Next you wonder why South Africans hate you when you have such low levels of ethics & morals.

if this was a South African, will you be this insensitive. White will do crime cover their ass and cover their brother's, black will help white to kill his own and praise the white for a job well done... Tell me who is the Fool

SirMichael1:
Why are those trucks parked on the road like that? That's risky. I'll come down from my car, and look for the truck drivers and ask them to park properly.

Funny question.

bro u didn't get the context correctly, the trucks are in motion, this happens a lot in agbara- attan road... Maniacs repkete for the road.

Wait, does it really need saying?
Only a ghost or deluded will do anything else but go right off the road

Hmm, this is badaly terrible... I've never had an encounter with police brutality or fraudulence before, perhaps it's because I seldom keep late nights. These people are scums in black, just like any good Individual that joins that force get corrupt, if u don't join them(ur colleagues) in their shenanigans just keep ur mouth shut and by so doing u are involved inadvertently, I was given the slot to join the NPF at a platter I turned it down hastily, I'd rather dey my dey than become a cursed walking corps. That's why a serious protest cannot succeed without ending in anarchy because people like this brother and many others that's been unjustly put behind bars by these hooligans in uniform will get out and all they're filled with is rage waiting for an opportunity to execute jungle justice on them, i.e the 2020 'end sars' protest.

Boy! Those two guys with bags of weed
Plantation boys