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I'm certainly sure the God of (mountain of fire ministries) will prevail in the end.

So WhatsApp shutdown yesternight while I was snoring... Okay issorite.

This stats is not complete, where are the northern States? how much do they get or theirs don't get documented whatever they get

Most times the major cause of this is religious based, some women/men still think kissing and presex stimulation (pre-intimacy) is a sin and vis-vasa for the men. My ex would only kiss me only when I initiated it.

abobote:
Where will she get the snails for that

Anyway, I like congo meat

ah-ah! Are u really asking this question... She buy nao, ask people to bring for her in exchange for money... She'll even get more snails than necessary.

Specialist999:
Nigerians don't have sense
Must it be this year someone started cooking,,, which means all of you must cook can't you break another record by being the first person to share money for 200 hours, just to pass the first person that's what you people are after

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oleeeyyyy!
You are talking about Nigerians that would prefer to take and get more instead or which country are you talking about

Hehehehe!!!
Anything... And I repeat, anything that make mistake and enter on begin, began or begun in Nigeria takes a very dramatic turn

Snailatone
Very comedic

This kind of heist is low nao 'two naira heist', I hope they get caught... Man if you want to do a heist move one or two aeroplanes to start with

delzbaba:
I dey loose wella but I dey always bounce back, and no be my total sustenance be that other sources dey too.

owwkay no wonder, I 4 talk 👍

At the first sight of this topic I first thought it's literally a drug that made Pussy pink and momentarily I was like really are all pussy not pink to begin with.

Though some are so pink you could call it red.

delzbaba:
unfortunately its sportybet oh, i know there's no future there but its keeping body and soul together.

And there wasn't a time u lose back to back... Which soap u rubb

Mogajunior:


Daily 5 odds..

really
For how long did this sustain u?

Ironically I'm actually watching a movie related to this thread; She's been living with her boyfriend who's been the one begging for marriage but she refused, she says she's a feminist and she wants to get promoted at her job first before she can even 'consider' marriage, her (apparently) only friend and colleague in the movie has been on her case forever but she has refused to shift grounds, the boyfriend's elder sister(mother figure) came and has castigated her for not being able to cook for her brother(son figure) and as well being a jezebel of a Lady....

When I finish the movie I'll update how it ended.

Part2- okay well she lost the job she was all engrossed into and it's still her faithful, loving, one of a kind boyfriend (what some folks would tag SIMP on nairaland) who helped her secure another one, she was happy again after much turbulence and neglect she's put the guy through. The guy lost his business and in huge debts, his debtee got him arrested till he was able to pay back the 50milion debt, good thing her new job had taken a turn up for the books and thanks to her stars she had apologized to her good friend (who she had on leaving her last job bastardly condescended and discarded) and brought her into the new company, her good friend sacrificed her own 30milion of the 50milion deal they just completed... Her boyfriend was released, still just as they got home he proposed to her for the umpteenth time and she accepted.

Oh Gush!
I can imagine Only the gaseous weapon of mass distruction resident in that armpit alone had knocked that poor boy into coma. Lord! where was the security and school authority when this was happening, I know that before that boy gave up it must have taken quite a while enough for someone to intervene.

I hope it won't be the hogwash of a census they organized last time this time around.

juman:
They challenge jamb that was their big problem.
I read here on nairaland how some people said they knew persons that inflated their scores and used the result to get admission and already graduated.

If one increase the scores moderately and don't make noise about the new high scores, one may use it to get admission. I think.

I think the bane was that they were hoping to get scholarships from the whole scheme. Criminals don't think they'll get caught, they only fear they might... It's either or.

When I was doing my bvn in Ecobank, the senior banker there said something to me, he said and I quote "We don't need your 'Onyeka' here" after I gave him my name in full detail, over 7years down the line that statement cost me 1month of bank identity issues, when I wanted to open an account with zenith bank they informed me that the name I provided didn't correspond with the one on my BVN, I had to not only go to and fro from pillar to post but swear an affidavit of correction of name and then the energy I lost from trauma and pain... I know my story seems unrelated to the thread but I hope this is not just another case of "We don't need your 'onyeka' here"

Tribal sentiment is heavily alive in this country.

Ihedinuwa69:
While at this end someone wants to loose weight as quickly as possible

the irony of Life... The thing you're wishing for someone else has it nyafunyafu. When I was very into workouts and gyming, I would train and train my calves till I developed muscle pull only for it to less in a few hours, while some people have it in abundance that it's looking like that of "incredible HULK" and they never had to stretch their heels with a barbell over their shoulders for once. It's life, soak it in... If you're not comfortable in your shape well do something about it, and when you do make sure you see it through.

Regards.

Maybe I'm crazy or not but is it just me that have this urge to fvck this woman, she's so beautiful, especially the second pic, super sexy

Pastor will marry virgin, have her as child dispenser only, next thing is to go on fasting for 30days n 30nights sex sterving the virgin woman that is hyper Hot as she has tasted the forbiden fruit she's been controling her self since her youth. I don't blame her, she's just a Hot woman... The only qualms is with whom she did it with.

Men doing thunder bolt these days like hell, so if na married woman toto dey sweet u, ur karma is coming.

E don start. That was how bubu used 1year of our precious time to go for medical trips... Na all of us go see am as e go happen.

Love56743:
Bad guy you don live for India before?

No o, but i don work with them b4, na dia usual greeting "namasteh or namaska"

At the global stage it's not out of place to fit wizkid in the up-coming category.

Love56743:
You wan tell me about country that i have been living for over 4 years? From 100k rupees will call it 1 lak, so don't tell me what i know

Hmmn... Ok i hail o, namasteh.

Jostoman:
Because of next coming election in imo state

My thought exacly; this one is political stunt. I bet most of these muslims are not indigenes.

Olarewaju89:
The mumu con wear Barca jersey instead of Chelsea jersey

waray

Love56743:
Yesterday more than 10 Nigerians was arrested in India, The most painful thing is they don't arrest other Africa country, only Nigerian,To grant them bail is about 2 lak that's about 2 million naira, if nor be our bad government wetting all this countries get way will nor get..

India spend rupees not lak

Sonnobax15:

Could this be another form of Xenophobia? Even kenya of all places? . May Nigeria start to work ASAP so that all these small small african countries can stop flexing their mumu muscles on us

e reach make dem flex muscle, "small kenya" currency is freaking 4naira bro... Check am now, e no gel nau.

henryligit:
Why I m here
28 years of age
I never have sex for
Once

No be juju be that

I had mine at 24yrs and... go out there and start conquering some pussy bro, its our other calling asides born to work and slave.

The name of the APC Councel just summasises the 2023 elections.

Nfora:
His maker already knows how he died na

yea right, but the angels might just decide they could use some humor to split their sides and decides to throw in the question before he meets judgement