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Mark Zuckerberg, Buhari & Osibanjo

10 Things that Would have Happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria!


1. The presidency will set up a standing committee to welcome him to Nigeria.


2. The Senate/House committees on Information technology will also set up committees to welcome him too.


3. There will be traffic everywhere in Lagos because all roads will be blocked.


4. Mark cannot walk the streets of YABA because he will be heavily guarded by soldiers (Not Police).


5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that Mark Zuckerberg is here to support Buhari’s fight against corruption.


6. At the airport he will be welcomed by the following, -Minister of Information however, Minister of Youths and sports will welcome him to the United States of Nigeria -NCC Chairman -Chairman House Committee on ICT -Chairman Senate Committee on ICT -Spokesperson of the Senate/House -Senate president -Speaker of the House -National Chairman of APC -National Troupe -National women leader.


7. Young people will wear shirts with his images, women also will tie wrapper bearing his images.


8. The pages of National newspapers will have felicitation messages welcoming him to Nigeria.


9. N900million will be budgeted for his logistics and feeding.


10. In 2019 some government officials will be investigated by EFCC based on misappropriation.



Mynd44 & Lalasticla
abeg help me move am to promise land!
I mean front page!

Lolz! abeg, Make they tie dis guy down before he enter market!

Lolz! Make I spread mat!

Okay o! Make I dey watch!

Shior! and dis trash make front page! I guess mod didn't check it.





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d thunder way go strike your ass! dey do press up!

over to NCAN.... food don land! lolz!

image!

Tweet!

Tuesday, August 16, 2016 Kash Kamp Trick Billionaire Musiq (KKTBM) star, Yung6ix took to Twitter saying he was almost shot in during the day by a trusted friend.



“ Some nigga just tried to shoot me in broad day light, It’s shame what jealousy in the heart of men can do, all I ever did was show your love and support you since we met, ” he tweeted.


Although he didn’t reveal the name of the alleged killer then, he seems to have done so over the weekend.
Now, Yung6ix has finally exposed the person who he claims tried to kill him last week.
It all started when rapper P.R.E, real name
David Etete and son of former Petroleum minister, Dan Etete , posted a photo on Instagram promoting a song he and Yung6ix had collaborated on in the past, and in the comments Yung6ix called him out for destroying his home and trying to also take his life.

It didn’t end there, he also gave P.R.E 3 days to “come and pay the bills or you wont enjoy this week”.

“ You gone on IG with no remorse after trying to take my life and post BS, your father might be able to keep you out of jail with his money but he definitely can’t keep you away from Karma and God. You have three days to pay for all you and your boys destroyed at my house, ” Yung6ix wrote.

Shior!


How does this stop the bread scarcity in lagos

I came to check names, I got disappointed!
Afojan! na our bro!



NCAN...............LAGOS BRANCH: reporting live!

This Land is not for sale!

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Make I wait for Nairaland Elders to talk!

Jalinco:
Always express your talent. Who knew that having sex can earn you a celebrity status?

Lolz like Teady Skitt abi.......

chrislong:
it would be very sensible if you can point t the particular designs that have been plagiarized. i work from scratch

You don't need dat sir!

Chai Ticket don spoil

hmmmm

Just Check dis man Facebook wall! some comments be like God will fight u! Shoir Na God send him make he have sex with his student abi.

mkoabiola:
Junk bloggers

DAT not ilaje



U can nva find an ocean or sea lik DAT in ilaje

who tell u dat go to Atijere in ilaja u go know say Sea! dey.

Hmmmmm! most of u guys steal logos from Corelmania Shoir!

haaba! I swear na PDP Wahala full for front page!








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jayesmalling:
hmmm...Dis Sola Ebiseni can't even win me if we contested for the same poll, he doesn't have a good records and achievement...


Sai Chief Olusola Oke...Oluomo of ILAJE

And Ilaje never Develop! O ga o!

Eyin Omo Eko da✔

Iykestix:
tinubu be like
no be dino be dis
pursue him if he refuse to go just leave and don't create a scene, buh make sure he doesn't eat rice.

Lolz!

Shoir! and dis dey front page!

after they repaint am finish! shoir!

Oya United State of Nigeria✔

lalasticlala! come and see o!😁