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baby, do you remember the Signs Of Love Making in bed last night?

Coco, if i show you the koko, you'll re-educate your boys. riches or poverty, messing is not illegal and unromantic!!

Toni Braxtion- The Heat

baby, don't let the heat turn down. hurry up!!

it doesn't matter who logs on 1st, i already told her ashi is the right guy for her.

yea baby!!!

Lloyd ft/ Ashanti- Southside

meet me there, baby!!

i think i support the saying of my spokesman (debo). both of you need to be left alone to "show yourselves".

*comes forward like the pope to bless the couple- Badman & 2wowo*

not to worry!! he was born a non-V and has his papers cleared which means he's legalised to sip, inhale, puff and dig Deep in bed last night.

hahahahahahaha!!!! nice strike, 2wowo!! i especially like the irrelevant part. i'm gradually becoming famous on NL. a dream osewa never wanted me to realise!! not to worry, KD's in safe hands and i'd advise you give her some "She Time".

ta-ta!!

yes dear, good thing you're feeling me! but uhm, is 2wowo your girl?

hey sly, wwtlt we got friendly?

cool, 2C. i'll just call my younger brother to do the delivery. not to worry, he's got the address and he won't miss his way to your "spot".

that's right, My Boo in bed last night.

nah, babe!! it's a full time job being a dad of 1 daughter but 3 times that being a dad of 2 daughters. i want grow old and see my great grand kids!!

i'm so happy i wasn't Torn in bed last night.

2C, can i slip a brown candy over?

of course baby. i ain't going no where!!

Javier- Indecent Proposal (this goes out to all Nairaland ladies trying to give me "the eye".

yes baby. and there ain't no stopping us now. aren't we lucky to have fallen in love in just a few minutes?! i'm going to write a book about us entitled Love At First Type and i'll dedicate it to you and the 4 kids (3 boys, 1 girl) you're going to give to me soon.

osewa, get better kiss/love smilies.

h(oe)-town girl, u 4 wait 4 me na!! y u run log out? if u wan attack, de-camp from KD's side so that you'll know you're fighting 2 people instead of 1. i no like make them dey pity me.

yes, baby!! that's why i'm Setting The Trap for our enemies in bed last night.

Sean Paul- Give It Up To Me (dedicated to KD).

debo, thank you very much for coming at the right time. these girls are jealous cos i'm in love with NL's hottest female (who the HELL is hot-angel)??

NL girls, please stay away from this brother cos his omoge has got a bad a$$ golf stick that swings better than Tiger's.

muki, the Pope is in the Vatican holding prayers. he called me up and told me about his vision; France's chance in 2014.

diddy, Get Out in bed last night.

KD, i'm Sorry 2006 in bed last night. jokes of people around my lady drive me nuts, especially bad guys.

KD, no way!! just read what Badman called her now. geez!!!! it's just you, darling!!!

Badman, i jus merix ur remix!!

Outlandish- Aicha

Badman, u b very bad pesin ooo!! y u go call her "just2wowo4allofnairalandguys"?

b4 we got together? which makes you 2nd hand?! oh sweet Mary!!

diddy, come and exhibit your bad boy skills.

and public notice: i NEVER cheat on my ladies. i only play with women cos it's the natural love i've got for them.

why not "lecture" Kendra in your "classroom" with your "pen"?

Badman, me na ijaw (rivers state). but me wit u na 1 niger-delta. u no dey see my location? dat aside, u sure say u no do omoge mii dat thin wey we sabi do well well as we learn 4rm our fore-fathers

KD, i'll get back to you after hearing from Badman.

Griz, u dey crase!!!!!!!!!!!

Azurris' are taking this cup for the 4th time. France should wait for 2014!!

yea, 2C. it's always good when a woman gets caught but you never know the worst part until she starts getting beaten for lying.

KD, what did Badman just say?? he saw you Naked in MY bed last night and went for the kill.

2C, don't start something now. she's been cheating on me with Badman and i never knew. thank GOD he spoke out cos we're like from the same part of nigeria.

2fine, i'll get back to you. ashi is on his way in the mean time.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

so KD, you've been cheating on me!! damn!! i should have called Killa Cam in bed last night.

esly, my Wifey in bed last night (KD) just came on which means i'm chasing you away again.

ok, just sit in the corner till it gets to your turn.

nah, babe. you i can never Cheat On You in bed last night or any other night.