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diddy, u no make mistake before u adopt the name Bad Boy. correct man!! i dey feel u!!!

*left thumb up*

Pussycat Dolls- Stick Wit U

nobody's gonna love you better than IBB on NL and that's why i'm gonna stick with you forever. no kelloggs or corn flakes will ever try to seperate us.

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2Pac ft/ Outlawz- Baby Don't Cry

KD, baby please don't cry and just keep on smiling for your boy.

@diddy

you put that wrongly cos that's not how we planned it. i'll get you *grins, with fists tight*

@KD

listen baby, you're the HOTTEST FEMALE in this mutha (shot ur mouth) and you should know that you talking to other dudes in "funny" ways will make me jealous (ever heard that men are more jealous than women)!! darling forgive me for pushing it a little too far. as for the talk with kelloggs, i just like to play with people and we're unattached. as a matter of fact, hit me on YIM so we can talk further cos this is supposed to be bedroom talk with it's follower after we've settled (sure you know what's up).

@JosBoy

tell that to Jadakiss and maybe Ja Rule might just do a remix of the song New York.

perv!!

Lloyd Banks- Smile

baby, you know i just want to see you smile all the time and never wanna see you cry. let's start talking privately from now on.

sweet dreams, kelloggs!!!

KD, let's get on YIM. i noticed we have too many problems cos we talk too much on NL in front of all these bad belle people.

kelloggs, i'll get back to you. just don't go anywhere. *puts her safely in a comfortable cosy zone*

@diddy

u no well!!! rotflmao!!!!!!!!

@KD

don't forget your right-under-my-nose flirts with Badman and Bad Boy (diddy).

@kelloggs

when you flip from page 1, you'll get to page 2. if she walks away, another will walk in

@debo

why u dey panic? na we get d land!! nuttin dey par!!

kelloggs, she no dey complain n she no dey vex! moreover, i jus dey reach out to the needy for dis zone, knahmean!!

baby, 84 marriage rules after confession or a divorce?

does that make you available, nairalandly?

kelloggs, you know i learnt from the best and you very well know who the best is!! *whispers sweet nonsense into her left ear*

you're short of words cos of your guilty conscience. just confess and i'll re-consider (with new structured and intensive 84 marriage rules).

Badman, weed is bad for KD's health. she neva born our 1st pikin yet na!! please, let her just inhale rather than smoke the whole joint!!

2wowo, it would have been better if you asked a b!tch (female dog) without teeth to give me some good BJ.

kelloggs, you know you're full of derrrrrty thoughts. if it's what you think it is, then it is it.  *pulls her over to the side*

KD, you've given me every reason to explode like a detonated bomb.

Ray J- What I Need

so sad to find out KD was creeping and *walks away with head down in disappointment*

kelloggs, i am her LEGALLY Nairaland rib-of-her-rib. watch it before i make you touch it!!

KD n Bad Boy, right in front of me?? some many guts y'all bagged in the stack.

2wowo, what happened to your lips in the pic of your profile? don't tell me you're related to Stona Lisa (her pic's in my profile).

Denzel Washington- he's quite old and his charm jas reduced by a little bit.
Jamie Foxx- would have been good, but not really a Bond character.
Morris Chestnut- best in black movies only.

guess i'll just give it to Will Smith. or are there any alternatives?

hey Best Friend (KD) in bed last night, i don't blaze. it ain't my style.

so kelloggs, who's your NL hubby?

aiight baby. just cos u said so. but i'm not yet convinced.

@debo

nah. i don't have naija songs. people abroad get them to download (free of course) from LimeWire, Ares, etc

@Bad Boy

correct man. abeg, make una post link make i confirm before i demote my 1st lady.

waffi grass!!!

i missed My Block in bed last night (a whole lotta drama went down, baby).

JD ft/ Diddy, Murphy Lee & Snoop Dogg- Welcome To Atlanta (Remix)

baby, where've you been? this is going beyond last night that you're bringing it to the bed this night. remember that AK you got for me on 13th June 2005?

i see IBB's party's going good. cheers, playas (diddy, debo and team IBB as a whole)!!!

@2wowo

*fans self with right hand*

2fine4u:
@ IBB
quit yappin in Chinese because i don't understand it. yap in english then i will pay attention to yo words but at same time tell yo chinese girlfriend that she aint doin a good job teachin u her language.

i'm sorry for my lack of understanding, but can someone please tell me if 2wowo was trying to crack a joke here?

debo, Badman na my waffi broda! *wipes sweat off forehead* we're 1 Niger-Delta Republic and i can't kill my brother because he needs to marry plenty women so that he can have more children than bees in a beehive for the spread of the Ijaw Nation.

for KD, i'll just wait for her to return.

Jakumo, u no go kill me with laugh!!!!!! thanks for the breakdown.

[b]Bad Boy[b] (diddy), how far na? where is your ex (j. lo abi j-girl)?

debo, ? U @

2wowo, i am not in a good mood. don't let me extend the anger to your nigerian kitten.

Badman, whish ones bros?

kelloggs, in bed?? geez, girl!! you scare me with your derrrrty thoughts!

debo (my honorable spokesman), please get on the case FAST!!!!!!!!!!!! what i saw was enough to drive a preacher wild!!!!

2wowo, this is a new week. just stick to your own side of the bed before i set fire on your Womanliness!

debo, where u dey since na? there is problem!!

2C, in some other thread and previous pages. gosh!! if i start my ultimate search, myheart will continue breaking over and over again!!

for the last time KD, who was that Genie In A Bottle in bed last night?