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2C, osewa's gay!!

@Badman

bros if u be waffi, abeg no dey follow me speak english becos na aru (abomination) for my side. and stay away from KD.

@2fine

there are so many good things about ashi that i just can't state here. maybe you should join me in my "private chambers" for counselling.

@j-girl

leave other people and get yourself a partner. i'm sure we're doing good so far "in bed last night", right my dear?!

@KD

hey baby, welcome back!! i've missed you so much. where've you been all day?

hey ya!! i wanted to yan the koko so that we could Tongolo in bed last night. don't run away again tonight. remember, size is nothing!!

Badman, i hail ooo bros!! whish ones na? i jus dey see ur sig, na im my heart fly commot 4 window.

2fine, go with ashi. trust me on this one for the 1st (and maybe only) time.

esly, please wait for your turn. i am handling one customer already.

j-girl, i wanted to see you Naked in bed last night but you ran away when you saw my "younger brother". why?

mamaput, just imagine if my sugar mummy messed in my presence and then i got angry or showed my irritation openly. can you just imagine my losses;

the sleek ride
the 4-bedroom, well furnished duplex
the money in various bank accounts
the top-balling levels
etc

any girl (whether we have any strings attached or not) around me is free to "express" herself in that manner. like P-Square talk, NO RED CARD!!

while i was away, my spokesman (debo) was being a Bad Boy in bed last night. *shakes head*

hey j-girl, how are you? i was Officially Missing You in bed last night.

lauryn, What You Know in bed last night?

KD, i told you i'll be Leaving On A Jet Plane in bed last night to arrive tomorrow night. sweet dreams dear!!

debo, today's session's closed.

debo, u kno say na u b my spokesman now. she is too special to ride on the children's horse!!

yea, you did. you even said you were Dangerously In Love with me in bed last night.

ashi, go crash quick so that i go fit go. this yankee children no dey let we wey dey naija sleep well. nonsense kelebe!!

and that's why i told you We Belong Together in bed last night.

debo, no kill me abeg. lmao!!! so you mean you want me to climb the pole and cut your nepa cable because u don't respectfully and lovingly want to accept eve as the one who has offered herself for free to you!!

thanks for the update. whatever you do, don't bring the VOR news. just delete it!!! *left thumb up*

lmao @ ashi

you won't die. your old skull will just pop out with the braind and a new one will grow. it recently happened to a man in india (just his skull though).

VOR- [b]V[/b]olunteer [b]O[/b]r [b]R[/b]etire from nairaland!!!

KD, you were the perfect Ms. New Booty in bed last night.

lauryn amasona, i wasn't there when you tripped over eve.

*takes the back-door out*

Zah, that would be a NOT funny vibration and honestly, the girl might just face a baseball bat!!

Zah, nobody cares about her pad swaps (blood has got just one color, but that type of blood contains extra particles) and shaving (she'll definitely come in clean and clear). those are inner issues. messing is a widespread matter, whether hidden or open.

you know you made me scream "Girl Tonite" in bed last night.

ashi, nuttin dey par!! for now, i am norturing blue's heart so no match-making for her.

VOR, just stand next to that direction stand and don't leave there until me and KD are done.

KD, yes i know i chose to be (for a very good reason) a Bad Man in bed last night.

debo, i can see you're keeping good records. i like that. make sure your blog stays updated for up-to-the-second news!

ashi, e bi lyk say na KD.

well bossy blue, try to make me aware before running away. or do you think it was easy to conquer how many hundreds of thousands of men to win your heart?

so, when should i be expecting my package via email?

Kadeejah, hope you remember our plans to spend the next Christmas In Jamaica in bed last night.

VOR, na GOD name i use beg u. go find ya own!!

e jo nairalnders, who (FEMALE) can y'all match me with?

Kadeejah, welcome back. you know we Heat It Up in bed last night.

yes, blue!! it's you who has been away. i never see you online anymore. and i still haven't received that "HOTT" pic.