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i waited all night for Me, My Baby And My Cadillac (with the fifth wheel on the back) to roll in bed last night.

KD, who were you with??

2C, previous threads show that she's been snitching behind my back. i was only away for the weekend to see my grandma and this is what she decided to do, not thinking that i would find out.

KD, start explaining yourself with the guy you went into that private ward with fewpages behind!

*looks in the trunk for that (censored)*

who was Sleeping In My Bed with my woman (KD) in bed last night (and every other night i was away)?

i'm good, 2C. how are you and OUR angels?

can you tell me who's been creeping around with my woman (KD) in my absence?

a lot happened while i was away for just a few days. who's been screwing iyawo mii cos i see some posts that are raising suspicions and i ldon't like them at all!!!

by the way, where's my spokes man (debosky)?

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/tunski/FutbolGIFs/ZidaneHeadButt_EWU.gif

na wa oooo!!!! there goes "baba's" retirement in the sexiest manner. did that have anything to do with France's loss? i don't think so! why did Trezeguet lose such a fine penalty after he sent Buffon the wrong way? don't get me wrong because i'm Azurri all the way (in as much as i don't support whatever Materazzi said). there are places to exhibit violent characters when pushed to the wall, but definitely not on the pitch during the final game of a very important event (just a thin line between Zizou and the trophy as he walked passed it on his way out). who knows, he might have attempted to steal it?

Mer-c, Merci, Mercy, Marcy

i want to say "sorry" for the loss and "thank you" for coming to Germany, but you can now return to the "projects" (but i still love you). 

let's be truthful, the Italians wanted that cup more than France did. Henry showed nothing that day (as usual) and i keep saying that guy should just stick to Arsenal and forget playing for France.

retro, she's a teen!! please show her the way out or censor your words.

wahala- problem

eve, have you finished saturday cleaning?

but a penis can slide in between your "milkshake"!

uhm, retro, i'm not so sure. i don't play guessing games either. but if you won't say who, no wahala!! i'll just accept my dr. loss and switch l'hopital.

june 13th, Gemini. no other sign gets better!!!

retro, i first read that as "cheetah" until i had a re-look. so who are you not cheating on?

last september!! my sis got on my nerve and we had a lil quanta.



wwtlty spoke to maki?

Virgin Atlantic Boss, Richard Branson is also starring in the movie with his son.

ashi, hold your peace oo!! you see me for dream? why you wan climb up cut my cable for this sunshine? egbon, jo ooo

come close, retro. you need a "butt rub".

hey nini, my room's not jungle paradise with wild friendly animals (except for crouching python who only associates with hidden beaver).

Darn Dizzle- Omoge Watch Yourself

hey ddizzle, i'm feeling this track! good going, girl!!!

what kind of doctor are you? you mean i shouldn't come back to tell you my "observations"?

name 99 peeps and i'll believe you.

1. Osewa.

can you name the remaining 98?

that is very strong!!! but what has all these gist got to do with your boobs sig?

thanks for the "encouragement", retro. i'll get back to you with details by august.

wow!! i can join you ladies and we can celebrate Italy's win from paris to rome and say "thank you" to the pope in the vatican for praying well for the azurris'.

retro, i hail u oo!! i've been thinking about hitting a girl in the "shit" hole but haven't found any willing lady.

svs, yea i know!!

uhm, mamaput, i don commot here long time before i join my ancestors. we go dey see 4 uda corners of NL.

hello svs, it's rather unfortunate that KD stole my heart 1st and won't allow me exhibit my polygamous nature by birth. but i've learnt to love her that way and right now, the road's blocked. i can still hook you up if you pinch my YIM nipple!

@Domh

if you ever come back to this thread, there's a new shopping mall just built in Apapa (can't remember the name/particular location). but it's like an ultra modern building with everything yankee-rated. you should get down to Apapa and just ask. you'll get it immediate. read it in The Sun newspaper last week.

good luck!!

no problem, Jakumo. it's cool to know we're cool now.

moreover, this IBB represents Niger-Delta Republic. check the location next time.

by the way, what's with the sig?

then what's svs?

exactly why you shouldn't be listening to puffy and jenny. their relationship hit the rocks and they can't just handle it like adults so they're acting like kids, f**kin up other people's happiness. but they'll never get us cos love and trust have shielded us.

i'm sure you know it would be worthless if me wit u put leg 4 one trouser, right?

Jakumo;

1. i ain't no SIR.
2. is that what your wife's top pair in your sig?
3. i'm not pretending to be Babangida because my initials are IBB- Ibinabo Black-Briggs
4. you can always say whatever, but make sure you don't miss when you aim.
5. have a nice day!!