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is robby an illiterate?

I N I in bed last night.

if you ask chinani, she'll say; it's just a statement. so why the insults?

but then, e fit b say na ur mess only say im no kno how to put am to u make u no feel offended. meanwhile, no winsh fit affect d girl because it is only normal for a girl who doesn't mess "5km-radius-mosquito-killer-mess" to welcome any guy who needs the hair in his nostrils treated.

@masaccre

don't let the Italian Mafia come to massacre you in Maine or anywhere you decide to hide when the heat is on.

Italy has this year's WC trophy, no long thing!!

disney, what about in a country like naija where the emergency number is 999, but still doesn't work? as a matter of fact, dem go 1st thief d fone (if e get level) before dem unleash their "crouching python" for ur "hidden beaver".

@Mer-C

what does your username stand for? if it's Merci, then i should "thank you" and your team for participating in the Germany WC '06 and wish you better luck next time. if it's Mercy, then i am "sorry" about your team's loss and hope they do better in SA 2010. if it's Marcy, then you tried by travelling to France to cheer Les Bleus but you have to get back to the New York "projects" where your base is.

blue, i think it's the smell of your mess that chased him to the perfume of another girl for survival. the truth about your break-up is gradually creeping out.

where i dey since na? ashi, send me the thread link via YIM a.s.a.p,

@sweetnini

right on my bed, in my bedroom. this way ma'am *directs nini to paradise*.

JESUS!!!!! *hides face* abeg cry no fit Cristiano.

Ashi, i dey oooo!! your admin said he was choking on a chicken bone and didn't know when he blocked IBB's ip. i miss u pass, bros. whish ones na? how u go dey lag n u go dey panic 4 mess??

2Pac- Unconditional Love

don't take it bad, Outkast. you i've got love for you all the way. one's gotta play around sometime (that's the secret of staying young forever).

mamaput, you will live to see your great-great-great grandchildren.

i once heard some years back that a white man died because he had so much gas in his system to release but refused to. why? he was "shy".

mess in the presence of your partner in any given space, but not the elevator.

all i keep hearing about this Craig guy is bad stuff and i haven't even seen the movie.

Brosnan remains the best Bond to me so far. apart from starring in the Ian Flemming 007 series, you'll notice that the guy is naturally smooth as silk. 2 of his movies i respect to date;

The Thomas Crown Affair
After The Sunset

let's face it, he has got good and bad guy qualities. he's a british spy and a smooth criminal.

Outkast, what have i done again? we've never had a problem and i think this is the 1st time we're hailing each other.

hey ya!! kpele, 4 Play. if u see my location, u go see say i don waka no b small sef n right now, i jus dey my country (NDR). how d madness dey do u b4 u cure?

Griz, whish one na?

@toshmann

u fear abi u panic? no be bullet oo!!

@4 Play

long time bro!! where u dey since?

toshmann, откуда трахающийся Вы получали такой язык? Вы бежите безумный, или это - кампания на 2007 президентство в "вашей" стране?

FORZA ITALIA

Tout vous français parle des gens, vous les gens n'ont pas un fil pour exposer vos compétences? vous fait pourquoi les gens veulent tuer le illiterates lisant ce fil juste parce qu'Italie va battre France et prend dimanche à la maison la coupe.

EST AVERTI ! ! !

well, it's sad my team is out and tonight, i cry with them. Ricardo tried cos he followed that penalty, he just didn't get a hand to it. and we must give the game to Portugal cos it was very clear they played better than France, the whole 90mins (esp. in the 2nd half).

nonetheless, the Italians have this one. as Scolari missed his world-breaking record so will Zidane miss his on sunday. French fans, here's a tip for you guys; get a better goalkeeper cos Barthez is not your best bet.

*going into my Portuguese room for a prayer session*.

hey osu (Outkast), how's Stankonia today?

diddy, match France with Germany for saturday's game. Scolari's side is making history by playing the final for the 1st time and winning the trophy for the 1st time. my guy, it ain't easy!! recognise!!

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41848000/jpg/_41848122_gilardino_getty220.jpg

"where u dis ball dey go?"- Lehmann

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41848000/jpg/_41848156_grosso2_getty416.jpg

"e bi like say na net e dey enta oooo"- Lehmann

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41848000/jpg/_41848160_piero_getty300.jpg

"we've finished it all, ITALIA"- Del Piero

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41848000/jpg/_41848138_klinsmann203.jpg

"why did this have to happen in my time?"- Klinsmann

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41848000/jpg/_41848178_klinsmann_getty300.jpg

"it's OK, Ballack. 2010 is coming even if i get sacked"- Klinsmann

Jackal, did you notice that nobody came back to this thread after your post? they've all buried their faces in shame after Klose got k(c)losed without a goal. rubbish!! who saw Klinsmann while the match was going on? he nearly got on the field to play. i don't know why he didn't get a jersey make them 12 players.

GUNNER, kpele oooo!! i told you i never bet unless i know i'm going to win. shey you'll join me, Jackal (if inclusive) and mamaput on sunday when we celebrate with Portugal for lifting the trophy.

many of una dey talk nonsense. so tay, nigerians dey call am "fart" instead of "mess". nonsense and ingredient!! *hisses*

my former babe dey mess 4 my front n sometimes, we dey do competition. wu tell u say e bad? she never shaved in front of me cos she never looked at it as cool (though, i didn't see nothing wrong in that) and trust me, IBB NEVER EVER wants to see blood. so girls, carry dat one go front 1st. i don't dig a girl burping so much, but the truth is i like girls wey no send. so do whatever no matter how irritating. i'd rather love a girl for all her negativity than her 90% good side (imagine what the hidden 10% could just do to a guy)!

i stuck to the Azurris' all the way and i was happy they made it eventually. i was expecting to see Inzaghi play but Del Piero still showed that with his hair cut low, the skills are forever tied round his legs. the 2nd goal was classical and i'm happy Germany went down (mainly because of Lehmann). people look at him like some very tough goalkeeper but back in the days of Jorge Campos (Mexico) and Chilavet (Paraguay), they were also brought down. Italian style of play is just too bam and that's why i called Felipe Scolari (Portuguese coach) to watch their game and work on it with his boys so that they can destroy them on sunday. Germany and France can settle whatever scores they have on saturday.

mamaput (Europe), Jackal (North America), IBB (Africa) will sit down together and drink beer online as Portugal brings the Maffioso down, come July 9th.

@jaguda

only your name is enough to scare your birthday mates away from you. how much more people that don't even fall into your line!! bros, i bow 2 ur level oo!!

@belloti

bros, party don finish and you tricked me (i didn't get no ticket from no courier man). time to post pics and give us gist.