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This is a joke abi?

JJCblogs: Wow! thanks for sharing

So u bliv dis nonsense.

crackhaus: This song has no direction, it's all over the place and the video makes it worse.

Can someone please tell me the story behind the video?

Even the dude cant tell u the story behind the video. There is actually no story. The guy is confused.

mahmudsani: Hello All,
Pls I want to quit my banking job bc I don't find intersting any more, pls advise me.

Ohhhhk sorry o, e be like say OP na woman o and na marketing department she dey- meaning dem go don disguagua her punnany badly because of target matter. No wonder, because her post no first make sense to me but now it does. U can quit jare, no mind dem bankers. Dey are a bad people.

justi4jesu: Are you quiting because of a new offer or you want to go home and count your ceiling...

You cannot value what you have until you loose it..

You better think twice bro..

Wrong. In Naija u can value it before u loose it. Op don already knw wetin go happen to am if he quit. Him don value d disaster already. He is just kidding and enjoying our replies. Yeye dey worry am

mahmudsani: Hello All,
Pls I want to quit my banking job bc I don't find intersting any more, pls advise me.

It is very okay to quit. Just ensure u apply for unemployment benefit after quitting. I'm sure u won't be disappointed.

Mblem: nice one but most times how about the certificates to backup?

U don't need dat. U only need verifiable references.

fijiano202: Do u love ur brother or Are u inlove with ur brother? cos i dont understand the bathing together and watching movie..you sould like a jealous GF...if u truely love ur brother than u have to start praying for him and also you need to inform ur parents abt whats going on cos u may end up losing him forever..Love is crazy and people do crazy things for love..As u said he may be stupidly in Love with the girl..theres still alot of time to save ur brother but one thing am sure of is that u dont like the girl from the onset of ur meeting........but wait oo u be male naa,bros which level?

redcliff: It seems you cannot read properly.. his relationship with the girl is disrupting so many other things in his life and most importantly his family..once this starts to happen its a serious red flag for the future..
Op your brother is in a state of krinkrumkrankum otukopia sabalis.
On a serious note, nobody can talk him out of this..not even your parents. Until he has a first hand experience of what she's actually doing to him. There is real power in phusi.

Una no do comprehension for school?

Do people still use Laptops?

nuti: Corrupt politicians, shady businessmen, militants and even terrorists all run into hiding as the feared former Military Ruler Buhari's iron fists grips and firmly rules the lawless, shameless and degenerated country of Nigeria.

Are u nut?

No u can't do partial transfer. U can only move d whole account. If u have more questions visit d stock market thread https://www.nairaland.com/1131485/nigerian-stock-exchange-market-pick
Good luck.

Syenite: You people saying goodnews need ur head re-examined. U people are d real enemies of Nigerian football.
Do u know our U17 team is scheduled to play DR Congo in U17 WC qualifiers next weekend? Do u know our Falconets have travelled to Canada where dey will take part in FIFA U20 WC?

I pray our chalk brained authorities do d needful and get FIFA to reverse the ban.

Haba was Nigeria the only country dat had a disappointing WC ounting?
Going by our reactions in Nigeria, English, Spanish and Italian fans should have murdered all their players and officials by now.

What is this one saying? U should be grateful Nigeria is already out of the World cup competition. Clueless country.

bugativeron: PLS YOUR ADVISE ON LEGITIMATE WAY TO LEAVE AND NEVER TO COME BACK AGAIN.

@ Op, the best way to LEAVE AND NEVER TO COME BACK AGAIN is to Go and Die.

Mtchewww, how can u wish never to come back to Nigeria, your motherland? Dem for born u for Zimbabwe or DRC make u know wetin dey.

Prince Justice: So where is this 2000% now?
WONDERS no go Finish

In Wonderlands.

OP, stop bothering yourself. Nothing is wrong with your car. A 3.0L engine must consume fuel na... The engine is a big engine and requires big food. If you want low consumption consider buying at most, a 1.8L, dats all. Anything from 2.0L upward means you are ready to be purchasing fuel as big ogas do.

OP, all of the above applies to me and yet I am a Millionaire. Why?

Nollywood should Go and Die

sir rinky: All I can say is END TIME THINGS!!!!
1st to comment sha.

How can u be 1st to comment? Na the Op be the first to comment. You no see say him write "Source" at the bottom of em post? Dat na em comment to em own post.

Olodo CBN... This is the same story we heard about ALMIGHTY Oceanic bank. Regulator wey dey cause problem to the sector wey dem dey regulate. Ode Oloriburuku... In fact, I am beginning to doubt this Central bank... I no even sure weda CBN itself too big to fail. Mtcheeeew

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Could it be that this lady is being arrested for indecent dressing or the indecency of her dressing manifested in the process of her arrest by the police? probably police harassment and molestation is the antidote to indecent dresses in our society where ladies now attracts cheap attention by exposing their boobs..
I doubt if the policeman can concentrate on his job

@ Op, are u asking us? So u didn't even know what actually happened in that photo before you posted it? I am beginning to doubt Nairaland. The way u wrote d topic be like say u dey there wen e happen meanwhile u no even know who dey harass each other. From wetin I dey see here, na the boobi dey touch the policeman, no be policeman touch boobi. NPF I dey hail ooo

When dish com turn to food wey dem dey eat again? Na watch we dey watch dish on sunday, we no dey eat dish for our house.

I cannot stay under a woman's (wife) roof. I would rather we rent an apartment. If I get to know she has a house during our courtship, I will give her the option of selling the property and invest the money in something else. There are good investments women can do- like buying and selling properties, etc, NOT buying or building to own the property. If she does not agree to this, there will be no marriage, that's all.

Building a house without my consent after marriage? Hmmm I can't even imagine it- in short I dey vex already. The woman dey mad? Why the Op and PUNCH go even reason dat kind tin self?

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all4naija: Don't take ROSSIKK serious. He is good at his job of propaganda.

ROSSIKK is nothing but a goat

Rossikk: The EU should ask their member, Britain, what she did with all the monies earned from Nigerian exports from 1897 to 1960. If that money had been used to develop Nigeria rather than embezzled and used to develop England, Nigeria would have been as fully developed as South Africa at independence, and we wouldn't be having this conversation. So let them start with their own thievery. We are poor today because we are playing catch up, struggling to build things that should have been built 100 years ago.

Rossikk You Are A Very Big Fool!