₦airaland Forum

JosBoy4Lif:
IBEXY?
I don't get your point are you justifying their actions by them stealing on a more grand scale?

Just trying to defend you and me bro. Most of the evil ascribed to Nigerians are actually carried out by Ghanians, Togolese and other people who look like us. The post is also a trial at being funny.

A lot of other African nationals contribute to giving naija a bad name too. There is this Ghanian dude who went to steal a TV set and got nabbed. As usual, he claimed to be a Nigerian. This time the police were smart and told him:

"No way, you cannot be a Nigerian and be stealing an ordinary £70 TV. Nigerians go for bigger things like credit cards, Bank infor and that sort of stuff"

O boy!
so Chamillionaire is Nigerian?
I knew it !
That dude looks like someone I used to know in Ajegunle.
Trust naijaman, see the kin name wey im choose sef.

Countries having a mixture of black and white traits are very pretty:

Brazil
India
Pakistan
Half cast blacks either in Britain or America

Turkish babes are also very beautiful.

Why are all references here being drawn from the bible? is tithing only for christians? What happens to those pastors who specify what currency you should appraoch the altar with durring offering?

I would rather make an annonymous gift to the needy than make those get rich quick pastors richer. Face reality and you will see. Majority of the churches are just businesses preaching nothing but prosperity and "get rich or die trying" doctrines.

agnesoseka:
B4 what do u expect??

Good question but if you have lived long enough in Nigeria you would be aware of former dictators and top govt officials that escaped scot free with sleazy deals while in office. What happened to Abacha's loot, IBB, even Buhari (also dabbled in PTF money). As if to rub salt into the injury, some of these past bad eggs still want to contest again. Guess what? we are ever ready to vote for them. Mark my word, this will blow over as usual.

So should we expect prosecution or the immunity clause will come into play?

nairalanders are all invited to the naming ceremony of our dear monkey , ,

I guess young guys are always scared of going into relationship with ladies of our age because they think all we ever think of in a relationship is marriage , marriage and marriage .

I do not agree that 31 yrs is that old. So much that young people will be scared to "attempt". For your information, some young people prefer matured ladies because they are less expensive, less demanding than the sweet sixteens.

I think this woman committed adultery solely to satisfy her sexual cravings. In her own words:

I was getting desperate ( no sex for more than a year ) . U know body no be wood . This married man seen to be the only one toasting me at that time .
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A time came that I could not just hold back , I mean I had no one touch me hold me and make love to me for more than a year .

Is sex that hard to find? I cant believe no one toasted or gave her at least a second glance for one whole damn year! Are you sure you are not getting other favours from this guy?

And that does not disturb my searching for Mr. own Mr right

I bet she will continue her secret escapades after poor Mr Right comes along. Afterall you are an expert "undercover" operator.

List of names for a monkey:

- Obasanjo
- Tinubu
- Segun Arinze
- Chamillionaire
- Jay - Z

@ Trendy, Cant but agree with you on some of the dudes listed

Cant stop laughing. U guys can be very funny.

O my God. I love it here. We have gurus in da house

I had my first taste of GW BASIC in 1994. (I even taught it in the small computer college I worked then. I wrote my project too with it)
I dumped BASIC when I discovered Dbase III, DBase IV and MS Foxpro (I did quite a lot with these. Earned some quids too then)
I nearly went into CA's Clipper but dedcided against that when I found I could programme windows based application using Visual Basic.
I therefore went into Visual Basic 5 and later 6. This helped me later on when I got this job needing MS Access programming.
Along the line I had a look at C++ and was fascinated with what my friends could do with it but I never really developed the courage to take it up fully.
I have also had a look at php and Mysql. I think they are my next stop. Cant do much on the internet without them, Can you ?

if u can still hear music while the 'thing' is going on, that means you never sabi.

Yet another naija forum website. I found it while parambulating the net as usual.
Blimey They actually give prizes to members.
Am yet to investigate if their claims are true or if the prizes are real sha. So, no talk say na me tell you o!
www.naijaspora.com

This can be quite annoying. Why on earth does a bank advertise on its web site that it has got internet banking and then all the links are dead? Why would you post phone numbers that no one cares to pick or are out of service? Why put up mail addresses that bounce when you try to use it? I am really mad now Short of mentioning names, I would say most Nigerian web sites are crap. Aesthetics = zero. Even when you succeed in getting through, it will take ages before you get the service required. What in the heck is wrong with our business sense. The internet is supposed to be a firm's image all over the world.

funny barrack obama movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjIfaMwIFxU

stick to the dark bitter chocolate for health reasons.

I think what we are about to see in America is the first female president. I like Obama for taking a stand against the invasion of Iraq but I dont think America is yet ready for a black man in the white house. The white dudes might support him openly but what happens in their closets in their private times. Will a black man ever lord it over the white folks? I heard there are some towns in USA that are a no go area for blacks up to now.

What exactly did you do to get banned? Ageb enlighten us if you dont mind o !
Those guys can be funny at times. They will not alert you until time for payment then they will give one excuse and refuse to pay up.
I hear they can even pennalise one for too much page impressions. How else will the owner of a site administer it except by going through the site several times in a day?

really sad situation.
there seems to be no solution in sight.

2pac's music is great but dont do what he preaches.
Changes is a great song anyway.

Changes - 2pac