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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:56am On Sep 21, 2025
timbros:
Lol... Enzo is the least of my problem in Chelsea. BP ke? Lol.

Which presses do you need from Enzo when we were in the front foot almost all game? Do you press when you have possession of the ball?

Oga stop hating on Enzo and concentrate on the more pressing issue.
I am only interested in structural problems and Enzo is a structural problem. Tosin or whoever can be swapped out and they at least provide 6/10 service, Enzo is more like 3/10
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m):
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 12:56am On Sep 21, 2025
When you are onto your 3rd moniker and Spambot dey deal with you from Shoodboi to Shoodboi2 to Shoodboi3, you should just rest

But ADHD sufferers don't know how to rest grin grin grin

Small pepper I peppered the frogito eye na him make I dey live rent free in his head for 3 years. grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 10:48pm On Sep 20, 2025
WriiterNg:
I don change username since then?

Oga how u take get am no concern me. But if you talk the talk, you MUST walk the walk.

Do that and come take 5m.

And as you dey do that one, remember pay person wey you promise money for here. Start from there.
Talk what talk?

Is it me that applied for N30k job and put it in plain English?

Your defence is to claim you didn't apply after putting it in plain English and asking me to email a random recruiter who gets thousands of applications to ask them about your Nairaland username. Someone who didn't even reply you, to whom you were a spam emailer among other thousands of applications she receives, and had you begging her on Nairaland to attend to your email, and she still didn't. That's who you want me to email to verify you?

There is a reason you must mention this job application painfully every eke market day, and that's because TRUTH HURTS. You think you are deceiving anyone here with renovations?

Nothing come out for you in Russia and if you are truthful to your followers you will confess how you tried to japa to Western country from there so you can finally see money, but when it didn't work out and Russia deported you after 12 years, you had to come back to Naija and start looking for N30k job to keep body and soul together
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 10:34pm On Sep 20, 2025
WriteerNg:
Forget plenty talk and do wetin I tell you.

You suppose don find ways to prove everything wey u talk so. Abi u no go like get more screenshots to add to this one?? 🤣

Very easy, text that account, tell am to show you the 30k job wey I ask for.

Submit proof here and collect your N5m. Too easy.
I should text a random account who gets thousands of applications to remind them of a nønéntity they probably don't remember from 6 years ago? You think say you wise. Supply me your full name and email address so I can remind them properly, abi you introduced yourself as WriterNg?

What do I care about your audio challenge. Do I need AI to interpret "I have sent my application to your email address"?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:30pm On Sep 20, 2025
AirBere:
In that case you simply just introduce Gusto if you want James in the midfield. Tosin is a liability. Won't start at Fulham. Bassey and Anderson are clearly better. Wasn't needed today at all.

Maresca showed all his inexperience today. Shocking in game management. I hope he can learn and improve from here.
Maresca panicked over one simple incident which was Sesko winning the header against Chalobah leading to the red card for Sanchez. He decided that he must counter Sesko with a fellow giant and that was the reason he brought Tosin. But it was an overreaction cos the chances of Sesko getting such an opportunity again was slim
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:19pm On Sep 20, 2025
Gucciboy:
Arne slot benched a weak player like wirtz in a physical derby match today against everton and played a 3 man midfield to dominate the game but Enzo bald head would play a certified ghost worker in midfield and be expecting miracles.

Smart guy Palmer saw his subs and went down to turnel no time to stress himself grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 10:16pm On Sep 20, 2025
WriteerNg:
Hahahahhahahahah!!! You just dey hold onto this screenshot like say your life depends on am. Chai 😂 🤣

Dem don cast you, u wan dey cover up with one outdated 2019 screenshot.

Abi u no go like cop 5 meters? Do wetin I tell you to do and get this bag.

I go send am to you in £ pounds if you like. I go give you 1 full year to do am.
"I already sent my application to the email address, no response from you yet"

Renovate am

Reno Omokri

You think I care what pittance you have managed to make since then, my point still stands, nothing come out for you after 12 years in Russia, you had to come home and start applying for N30k jobs
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 10:06pm On Sep 20, 2025
I done too pepper these degens, na why them dey mention me every eke market day

No, Gbadebo never needed anything and never asked but someone else here did that every day and received N400k for his schooling. He wasn't a degen though.

As usual the same degens are here 4 years later going nowhere. Some who were corpers are now frustrated adults, some who were 26 are now 30, still waiting for Baba Putin to come and save them from West

Meanwhile the Russian deportee dey try renovate himself after applying for N30k job after 12 years in Russia. grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:38pm On Sep 20, 2025
lordfalcao:
I no understand why you dy tag me. Wetin concern me with Enzo.

Abi na Enzo make you loose 2-0.
You see Enzo since dey shout Caicedo name. N&I
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m):
basilico:
I'll give you an example. There is a bill to ban house members from trading in stock. Trump opposed the PELOSI Act , a similar one has been tabled. He supports it. Democrats know opposing this one will make them appear as insider trading beneficiaries, Nancy Pelosi the big kahuna is supporting it
Nonsense

The spirit of the bill is mean spirited and political grandstanding to smirch opponents just like all the DOGE noise earlier

Pelosi has not benefited from any insider trading but Trump is the biggest crook when it comes to insider trading, from his cryptos to everything. His sons places shorts worth hundreds of millions of dollars each day before he announced a new tariff, and longs millions in Crypto each time before he announces some American policy to buy or keep crypto in reserve. You literally had Trump announcing specific nonsense cryptos that America will keep reserve in, cryptos his sons owned. When he failed to mention Cardano, Eric even reminded him on Twitter to mention Cardano which is part of their portfolio. Not to mention his Trump coin and Melania coin scam. They have made $5bln from insider trading and Crypto scams this year alone and we are still in September
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:26pm On Sep 20, 2025
Amethyst101:
Pedro Neto (even though he didn't do too well vs Bayern) is literally the perfect winger to have in your side if you go down to 10 men.

He is an energizer bunny who can fill-in as a wingback, but also can get forward and get behind the defense. Subbing both him and Estevao out at the same time when the game was 0-0 was absolutely mental.
Same thing I said.

Maresca really fall hands by pulling him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:24pm On Sep 20, 2025
timbros:
And the Enzo bashing continues.... SMH

Jackson knows why he paid 3m from his own pocket for that loan deal to work.

Sorry Enzo, but it's your turn.
Keep kwayet dia

Everybody sees that Enzo is a liability

Timbros and Lordfalcao must always be the ones to support the weaklings in the team. Anti Chelsea fans
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Ibime(m): 8:16pm On Sep 20, 2025
Looking at others scores, I can't complain las las
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:02pm On Sep 20, 2025
So what's behind the Cucurella sub exactly?

This man will not kill me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:51pm On Sep 20, 2025
Maresca will never take Tosin off cos it's admission of mistake

At least he should take off Fofana than risk another big injury on this pitch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:50pm On Sep 20, 2025
The pitch is no longer playable. Referee should just do us a favour and postpone the game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:46pm On Sep 20, 2025
Is this Jorgensen OK?

Playing short balls in rain ball conditions
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:24pm On Sep 20, 2025
BlueRayDiick:
Masacara don commot all his attacking options and now has a chance to level up in second half
Not necessarily

Push Cukurella and James up and wide and you have outlets

I believe we still have one more sub

It should be Garmacho.for Tosin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:22pm On Sep 20, 2025
andrewbaba44:
Man U will win this game for sure

But Walai dem no good at all
They are playing the perfect football for the rain

I dey here. I know which kain rain dey ground. TV does not do it justice. Na real rain ball. Get the ball wide and deliver cross, make sure your midfield is tight with good runners. No be time for Barca ball

Maresca made a grave error with his starting line up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:09pm On Sep 20, 2025
Clown stuff
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:54pm On Sep 20, 2025
Neto should have stayed on since you need someone that can cover much ground on counterattack with 10 men

When you go down to 10 men, you first remove the players that can't run and the young inexperienced ones

Estevao and Enzo should have come off at that point for Jorgensen and Santos

But no, we must protect Enzo £115m value
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:51pm On Sep 20, 2025
Look at this joker Maresca, shey we want just defend 0-1?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:40pm On Sep 20, 2025
swiz123:
Your chalobah lost that header to Sesko. He caused the whole thing. Wouldn’t kill you to admit we have no defenders.
Sesko is 6ft 5, losing header to him is not uncommon

How many chances have they created already with overloads everywhere before that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:39pm On Sep 20, 2025
Maresca saw this kain rain and played ghost players that can't run in midfield plus young wingers like Estevao. SMH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:37pm On Sep 20, 2025
How is Tosin coming on and what for
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:36pm On Sep 20, 2025
We simply cannot handle these conditions with our soft team, 1 million wingers and no midfield
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:34pm On Sep 20, 2025
And Sanchez should forget short passes in these conditions
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:33pm On Sep 20, 2025
The rain in Manchester right now is no joke

It's no place for soft wingers or ghost workers

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