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Pataki:
I am in a conundrum whether to go salsa dancing tonight or stay in bed and sleep like an omoluabi.

Salsa or gogo?

Vanquay:
Why don't you post the real father of that little gi--- Never mind.

Take the grandfather. . .

Well that escalated quickly. . .

Meanwhile make I just post my father pic now before somebody try embarrass me with it later. . .

Who dey give me 15 mentions in the last 10 mins. I kill pesin?

raumdeuter:
If Boateng was a Man utd player, he would be the best defender of the past 2 decades or at worst behind just Vidic

Boateng was a City player and couldn't get past Lescott. Are you lost?



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IdealisticBoilingArrowcrab-size_restricted.gif

airmark:
Ibime must see this. Our tiger is roaring to go.

https://s13.postimg.org/46dxvkv4n/baka_lion.jpg

See every Chelsea fan abusing him on his page. This guy will not know peace. Fans are already singing "you're fücking shít" in the stadium, it remain to unfurl banner telling him to fück off, or for a fan to run onto the pitch and attack him.

raumdeuter:
Assignment: Remind me, who was the last Man Utd defender to win a world cup while playing at your club

Last time you tried this with Chelsea fans, we brought out Frank Lebeouf for you, including a starring role shackling Ronaldo in the final. You never hesperredit.

airmark:
Conte has been working on him, because i haven't seen something like the gif below, this season.

[img]https:///media/7-10-2017/5MdgCG.gif[/img]

Airmark never disappoints

Greatihex:
hmm. Then my eyes have been deceiving me.

The truth is, I don't have strong confidence in him like I have in Christensen. A little above average in potential, from what I have seen. Unless he improves.

Some players have acceleration over short distances like Romario while others may be slow to turn and slow in the first 10 metres like Usain Bolt. Maybe Rudiger is like Usain Bolt.

FBS:
For your enjoyment. Sneakers and all.


Bakayoko - Mistakes Analysis - Chelsea Career So Far


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVKhxc1_Wlc

Honestly if I see this amateur footballer cvnt on the road, I fit shoot am.

Where can we sell this amateur footballer? Do you know any Russian club stüpid enough to fall for this amateur footballer like Conte and Emenalo did?

Okorocha just played into the hands of Wike giving Wike an out even though he was the one who created the Don Wanney monster.

Airmark, stop chasing rats (Morata and Rudiger) while the roof is burning. Bakayoko is the roof.

I believe in life, you deal with your biggest problem first before focusing on smaller ones. For all you know, once you get rid of the biggest problem, the smaller ones will improve.

The Blues played an hour with 10 men after Tiemoue Bakayoko's red card capped a dreadful individual 30-minute performance - in which he gifted Watford four chances.

We told them Bakayoko is mistake central. They would not listen. How can a midfielder gift the opposition 4 chances in 30 minutes?

This is why we were counting passes to prove a technical point about Bakayoko. When we said central midfielder should be able to receive and trap a ball as a non-negotiable skill of midfield, it's like we are speaking Spanish.

This Donkey literally got red card for failing to trap a ball.

Well done Mike Dean for putting this amateur footballer out of his misery. He does not belong on professional field of play.


[img]https:///media/2-06-2018/XOgomP.gif[/img]


That's when he wasn't playing through pass to Watford strikers. SMH.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/05/tiemoue-bakayokos-awful-touch-literally-gets-sent-off-watford-7289716/


The Frenchman was in possession just inside his own half but his awful first touch gave him a rush of blood to the head and he senselessly brought down the Brazilian, leaving Mike Dean with no option but to send him off.

A section of the travelling Chelsea travelling fans heard singing: ‘You’re f*****g s**t’ as Bakayoko made his way down the tunnel.


When even mumu fans in the stadium who only go to drink beer and sing-songs, know you are phucking shït, you are finished at the club. See Blues fans taunting Bakayoko below:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svBKbHcXEF0

A nigga so shyt they made mistakes analysis video for him on youtube. Watch it and weep.

If I am made Chelsea manager tomorrow, my first job will be to ask for the names of any scouts involved in watching Bakayoko last year. If they watched him and wrote favourable report, I will request immediate termination of their employment.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVKhxc1_Wlc

GeniusDavid:
Bakayoko's got similar passing range compared to Yaya Toure, technically good but not much of a goal scorer like him.

Geniusdavid, I know you are still on Nairaland.

Thunder will fire you on whatever thread you choose to hide these days if you don't come back here and apologise to your fellow Chelsea fans.

BushWickBill:
See that car crash victim they call Bakayoko. They say he is an upgrade on Matic, meanwhile dude is still learning how to trap ball and pass properly. Yet they spent £40million on the French Thompson Oliha.

Please don't abuse Thompson Oliha.

There is no professional central midfielder I have ever seen in my life as bad as that Donkey.

Thank God I was playing football and missed that shower of shyte.

It's not because of love for Matic that I said Fabregas cannot do his job.

It's not because of love for Chalobah that I said Bakayoko cannot compare to him

It's not because of love for Matic that I said Bakayoko would make Kante look like Xavi

Now even Kante can't play well again because Matic was the one who used to come to receive the ball from the defence under pressure with men on his back

It's not because I am trying to prove a point that I said Doucoure is 10 times the midfielder Donkeyoko is in the first leg.

It's because I know what central midfield should look like and how players should fit together in that position.

Matic was not a top CM but I will rather die that not defend his right to that position over CM impostors like Fabregas and Donkeyoko

I have gone past anger, now I am totally despondent and don't care anymore. All I will say is that Conte should be sacked for fielding that donkey all season. Does he not have eyes? Why is he playing politics with such a key position?

Mehn, Burna boy is just too talented. Others just dey start.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKa6jTfZB5w

Draw best result for Chelsea

Hahahahaha Mangala

Wetin Mikuz talk that time, something like:

We at the best restaurants, eating in the finest splendour/
When you enter/ We shout "waiter, give this man gala" . . . like the City defender/

I knew Jose is vindictive enough to drop Jones for the Spurs og.

Not only did he drop him, he left him out the squad.

With this in mind and Christensen injured and Stones a doubt, I considered taking a 4 point hit to transfer out Christensen for Hegazi.

My church mind told me taking points hit for a player like Hegazi is foolishness so I left it.

And the FPL gods have responded to the plans of men by gifting Hegazi a goal in the first 15 mins. Thankfully he's now conceded 2 to reduce the pain.

Nice one Gudmundson.

Batsman is a penalty box striker, not a hold-up target man that Conte was trying to use him as.

I don't know how Willy Caballero and Sergio Romero came to be reliable backup goalkeepers. These are guys who were extra shaky as 1st choice goalies.

The psychology of goalkeepers continues to confound. Some goalkeepers will look very good as no1 goalie - eg Begovic but when they become no2, they become shaky - maybe because they feel they have too much to prove.

Perhaps the root cause is in acceptance - Romero and Willy have accepted no2 status and don't feel they have to prove anything, hence each performance is devoid of nerves, whereas Begovic was eyeing Courtois spot in the back of his mind and too eager to impress, and maybe nervous when he took to the pitch.

I like Mazi pattern. He want take style win league. One gameweek he disappears out the top10, next gameweek he will threaten the 1st position. Like play, like play, na so he go win league in the last gameweek from far away.

MoR2:
maybe not enrique but my bets on poch, did it in southampton and tottenham turned the average players he had to serious ballers.

He should first start with Sissoko please.

You cannot change a rubbish footballer to a good one.

We are not a youth academy here to teach Bakanonsense the basics of football like trapping the ball.

65 clear points in a week like this. If not say my phone done spoil, I would have transferred Mahrez out for Walcott whilst I was at work.

OK, I'm staying 2nd with that Aguero goal.

FBS:
Out of anger and annoyance yes, but who comes in then?

I'd say Marco Silva (even on a short term) though, yeah not many will/may agree.

Ancelotti is free