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raumdeuter:
Did Lampard Fabregas Giggs also hit the world cup winner, DId he also hit the CL top assist to help his team win?

SHow us the contribution B and fabregas when their teams won the CL below is what Iniesta did

Top the assist chart in the CL for his team to win like Iniesta in 2011
Second in the assist chart for the 2014/15 CL that Barcelona won
Drag his team against all odds to the CL final like he did in 2009 when Barca flogged Chelsea and won
2009 Iniesta took them to the final, Made the assist for the opening goal in the final
2011 Iniesta was top assister in the CL and Made an assist in the final
2015 Iniesta was runner up assist maker in the CL and made an assist in the final

He should thank God for the carry along

raumdeuter:
Did Mario Gotze top assist charts in the CL like Iniesta in 2011, Dd he top assists charts in the league like Iniesta did in 2013

See the most you can put together for Iniesta after 15 years playing for the best club in the world. What a disgrace.

KDB has topped assist chart 3 years in a row back-to-back

Lampard was highest scoring central midfielder like 12 years in a row

When ninjas have played 15 years, they will bring consistent returns, not talking about how they managed to top assist chart in a fluky year out of 15 years they played for a team where the AM should be topping all charts back to back. Spits on Eunuch.

Iniestas best goal production year is worse than Lampards worst in his prime. . . but Raumdeuter must keep reminding us like it's an achievement.

When Ryan Giggs, Fabregas, Lampard are putting together assist records year-on-year to top all time charts, Iniedo will be reminding us of his one hit record like Psy Gangam style.

No wonder John Terry is shïtting on the fraud for goals. Now Silva is exposing what the fraud should have been doing all these years.

raumdeuter:
You are still on this case after I disgraced you with the facts below less than 12hours ago

Let him start with winning the world cup for his nation scoring the winning goal like Iniesta did in 2010
Topping the assist chart in the entire league for his team to win like Iniesta did in 2013
Top the assist chart in the CL for his team to win like Iniesta in 2011
Second in the assist chart for the 2014/15 CL that Barcelona won
Drag his team against all odds to the CL final like he did in 2009 when Barca flogged Chelsea and won

So 3 CL Barca won in the past decade

2009 Iniesta took them to the final, Made the assist for the opening goal in the final
2011 Iniesta was top assister in the CL and Made an assist in the final
2015 Iniesta was runner up assist maker in the CL and made an assist in the final

This is what impact sounds like

blah blah blah blah blah

Mario Gotze talks. He scored winning goal in final he got carried along to.

Scored this, scored that, but still managed to score less than John Terry

Even went a full calendar year being outperformed by a tree and was still carried along to titles.

raumdeuter:
I dey monitor you from here. Incase you decide to back out. I go drag you in like Ileya ram

Top 20 tings now. Abeg greet my former colleagues for 2nd page since you still dey there with them. I no dey come back oh!

#Marathonnotsprint
#hardworksmarter

Silva and KDB providing goals and assists upandan in Pep midfield but if it's Iniesta, they will tell us his role is only to keep shape..

I told them Lampard will approach 35 goals per season playing in Iniestas position in Barca team

Neymar1095:
The £58m will still eclipse Chelsea’s
previous record spend of £50m on
Fernando Torres in 2011. It is believed the
add-ons could see the final fee for Morata
rise towards £75m if Chelsea achieve their
targets with him... From BBC!

Even if £75m is the final fee for Morata, is that more than £50m + £33m?

Neymar1095:
The only two players Pep has added to his
first team this year is Ederson and Walker
- when combined caused less then you spent
on Morata......Rubbish.!

Walker £50m
Ederson £33m

Morata £58m rising to £65m

Do the math.

PDPGuy:
1st half possession stat:

Swansea 23%-77% Mancity

This has to be a league record!!

No it's not. I have 83% before, can't remember where

raumdeuter:
You now see why I call all these awards a popularity contest. How can Hidden with no contribution on the field be MOTM

If he was the one who gave 1 goal and 2 assists, we will be here comparing him to Maradona and Zidane

This is why we exposed Iniesta as fraud in Euro 2012 final, but you will keep quoting it as one of his achievements. When Xavi was busy providing 2 assists, Iniesta was busy winning in polling booth with no goal contribution.

The fraud even took player of the tournament with not a single goal or assist.

bigkesh:
All of Bakayoko's best performance have come when he has played beside Kante: Stoke(A), Leicester(A), Arsenal(H), Huddersfield(A).

It's not his fault Conte plays him in an attacking role in 3-5-2 which he isn't familiar with.

Not like Matic would have survived there either

Conte plays him in an attacking role because he makes series of errors due to faulty technique in a deeper role that have cost goals almost every game, so Conte moved him forward to protect the team from these dangerous errors.

Are you advocating dropping Fabregas for Baka?

Thunder go fire FPL sha.

See me almost celebrating Huddersfield goal because my opponent had Courtois while I'd already bagged the 6 points for Christensen.

Conte should give Ampadu some more minutes now. No better time.

Make Conte rest Hazard and Kante oh

Peeeeeeeeeedddriiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttoooooo!!!

They should rest Hazard for weekend now and bring in Batman.

Nihilist:
He still gets the assist if it goes down as an own goal.

Still 4 to go.

You go shock when they record no assist for own goal

They are trying to cancel Bakanonsense goal and record it as own goal

Willy Willyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Bakanooooooooooonseeeeeeeeeenseeeee!!!!

raumdeuter:
Maybe estimating their age by 2018 when the game would be played but Paulinho, Vermalean and a few are still wrong

Nah most of them are 2 years off

Branzy:
Messi. 30yrs
Pique. 30yrs
Iniesta. 35yrs
Suarez. 31yrs
Mascherano 35yrs
Rakitic. 31yrs
Vermalen. 34yrs
Paulinho. 32yrs

Na this council of elders wan beat Chelsea?...
Please who are we playing in the quarter finals?...

Paulinho is not 32 and Iniesta and Mascherano are not 35, neither is Vermaelen 34 nor Suarez 31 nor Rakitic 31. Infact, all the ages above are wrong except Messi & Pique. Whoever wrote the above needs severe flogging

raumdeuter:
Costa replaced by Morata
Matic - Bakatoko
Luiz Christensen
Pedro for Fabregas/Willian

Only one downgrade in the above. Who can spot it?

airmark:
Make up your mind once and for all, stop quoting me with the aim of confusing me with your b1tchy moves.

That girl dey confuse pesin with her head-nor-tail arguments ehn

If you follow the logic of her arguments too much, your brain won't know if it's coming or going

raumdeuter:
Na Mourinho go Man City dressing room go talk say dem dey jubilate loudly na him Ederson rake for am before Lukaku lauched a bottle I heard toward Guardiola but na Arteta the thing hit

When Fabregas dey launch Pizza, Ukaku dey launch bottle. Black man and temper ehn

I hear say Ukaku bust bottle for Mikel Arteta head yesterday.

No try black man oh. Abi na because we dey play ball together? Ukaku change am for Arteta and showed his Congolese side.

elrony:
Me wey dey go hold crusade for Buenos Aires, any injury incantations on Messi and Bakayoko die by fire!!!

If our Incantations no work, we will try In-Kante-shins - Kante go break him shins.

homesteady:
Scenes when history repeats itself and Iniesta scores the wining goal. We would have to put Ibime on Suicide watch

Iniesta na baba where Bakayoko dem dey. Just no carry am come where productive King Solomons dey.

lalaboi:
I want3d Barca. We got this. They are not as strong. We have beaten them at their strongest and we can do the same this season.

Bring it on

Thank God for your confidence but you are on your own o.

So na Barcelona we draw? Worst draw ever. Airmark, diggz and other prayer warriors should start incantations against Messi injury now.

Nihilist:
Nna if na me talk say you dey lie now, you go start to dey vex.

I can dig up posts and reciepts where both yourself and Griffon made those comments last season after City match but theres no point. No be fight.

I just say make i highlight a poor performance by Matic.

Dazall.

Highlighting the performance of a 7/10 midfielder against 10/10 midfielders does not mean we should use poetic licence to compare him against a 1/10 midfielder.

We cannot use Gary Cahill performance against Messi to equate him to Titus Bramble.

Nihilist:
The same city that you and Griffon were shouting Matic would dominate, made Matic look like a schoolboy last night.

Stop pulling lies out the hat to defend your desperate position on Donkeyoko.

Nobody expects Matic to dominate City or be completely dominant against other top teams either. He is not Xavi.

What we do expect him to do is dominate West Ham and at least look like a professional footballer.

https://images2.imgbox.com/b4/47/d640gwIP_o.gif

Nihilist:
I heard Matic made only 25 passes in 90 minutes last night btw.

Gary Neville: Citu dominated Manyoo in central midfield.

If na Alfa now, we no go hear word...

Matic and Herrera both completed 26 passes. Coincidentally no Utd player made more passes.

Alfa meanwhile completed 17 when he faced Manure, which was the worst of the Chelsea midfield.


And Matic never did this either:

https://images2.imgbox.com/b4/47/d640gwIP_o.gif