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Amigoss:
Naija sun? Anything past 11,Na sun burn

Iamoyindamola no fit black pass him be already

Kimbeast:
Would you prefer to trek under a hot sun if you had the means for transport? I don't think so.

Natural Vitamin D, na hot sun waka wey sweet pass

Akinlot:
The other day when Iamoyindamola said he trekked during cash scarcity and almost passed out, I checked the distance he trekked and was laughing.

I try to hit an average of 15k steps daily which usually comes to a distance of 10km. This is how far I've gone this month.

No mind that paper tiger iamoyindamola. Same thing when I'm back home, my cousin won't even want to walk to Junction to buy Suya or whatever, she must hail.Okada, I'm like let's just walk. I also aim for 15k steps but once I hit 10k I'm happy, except on days I go gym. I can drop below or when I'm not wearing my smartwatch. I trekked about 35 kilometres last week according to this, so average of 5 kilometres per day. I try to get 5k steps every lunchbreak when I'm in the office which is 3 times a week, then I make up the rest later.

This thread made me laugh. The guy said he walks 2km per day and is worried the trekking will affect him in old age.

How Nigerians consider 2km trekking always makes me laugh. 4km trekking (10,000 steps) is the recommended daily steps and most people I know here cover that everyday and even up to 6km

https://www.nairaland.com/8507851/trek-alot-should-worried-old

PDPGuy:
Effective from September 1, the official cost of the 32-page passport will be N100,000, while that of the 64-page passport will cost N200,000

Which kain passport go cost pass minimum wage?🙆🏽‍♂️

What's the difference between 32 page and 64 page? Does 64 page last 10 years cos this Naija passport wey dey only last 5 years me be am at all

BlueRayDick:
I dey always like this kind thing . I like how nature dey always 4ck with people like him who would note be grateful for having kids irrespective of gender and instead they will be looking for wetin no lost all in the name of trying to give birth to a specific gender.

When some people are looking for just one child after years of marriage to no avail, some yeye people will be saying they must born boy like say girl child is lesser of a child than a boy child

In this modern age, a girl child is better than a boy sef, less stress and less wahala especially in abroad society where girls are achieving academically and many boys are wannabe gangsters. I even forgot to add that one of his twin sisters already had twins so he should have known the risk was there

chrisooblog:
Apam as well played in Ligue 1.

Apams nephew is Lesley Ugochukwu from his sister he brought to France when he was playing there. So las las Apam done dey sorted

Emaprince:


Omo tha last line is too funny.

He cant come and kill himself

Oh boy, you gast drop that Naija pride when it comes to these matters

Na so another of my guy already had 1 boy and 1 girl, he said a Naija man must have 2 boys to carry his name in case of incasity so he is trying for one more. Knowing he has high incidence of twins in his family (his sisters are twins), na so he go fire again, born twin girls. Bills want kill am as we speak

Bluelines69:
How does a manager not watch pens, i like this guy but Omo that’s cowardice that’s never been seen

Against Grimsby of all teams not even UCL knockout. Such bad optics from him

Onana na shameless keeper

BWAHAHAHAHA

Amorim na shameless manager, he dey hide for penalties for common Grimsby

BlueRayDick:
Na Africans dey born anyhow na due to some of our cultures ; the rest of the world don't give birth as much as Africans do.
There are even people in the west and Asia who decide they don't want to have kids. In Africa, having kids is like one of the things we prioritize

When they knack you £3k per month for nursery fees for 2 children in UK, your church mind will tell you to hang boot. On top that your wife will lose a years earnings each time. We haven't calculated uni fees, bigger house etc. it is fair to say each child puts a responsibility of £100k to £250k on their parents head (if their parents are middle class working parents and not relying on Govt to take care of their children). It is those without work and on benefits that you see borning 4+ children here. Two is the norm. I and 3 of my siblings all have 2 each with no exceptions. My brother in-law an Ogoni man born 2 girls with my sister, when I asked him if he won't go for boy, that's when he became a feminist saying each of his girls is worth 2 boys each

BlueRayDick:
U mean two uncut turkey wings per meal? And you think that's what he's referring to when he said "cheap 15k pot of soup"?

See this Ur attempt at renovation is not renovating at all.

Somebody claimed he eats at home often because it is cheap to do so and further claim the cheap pot of soup is 15k. I hope u know even at eateries the two pieces of big turkey is even cheaper than 15k Sha?

If a pot of soup is 15k and the soup is meant to be cheap ; trust me a single man that is not a glutton won't finish it within 24 hours.

Calm down, Elder may be only eating Fisherman (Rivers Native) soup

Calculate Crabs, prawns, Ngolo, Clams, mussels periwinkles and fish inside Elder pot

BlueRayDick:
Just leave Theflint1, make he dey conjure different "kanipe" analysis to defend someone that was clearly trying to impress the house with his hyperbolic claims.

Elder problem is he tried to talk down on Swiz123 for no reason

Theflint1 Mathematics is not far off but the question is whether it's a daily occurrence for Elder

swiz123:
Hilda Baci plans to cook on 6 by 6 meters pot to break the record of biggest jollof rice ever made.

I am interested to see the size of the team that will do the cooking so I can tag is a glorified burial rice.

I wan see how she wan take turn rice inside the pot.

It will be turned mechanically obviously

BlueRayDick:

Yeeeee! 🙆🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/GVKE1FxOUn

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) August 25, 2025

Somebody said this is child abuse, but make Una no vex I Don laugh enter gutter 😂

donjazzet:
Ibime how you doing man? Would like to pick your brains on an issue related to your field of expertise. Please can I reach you via email?

No P. I have responded

Persia no get levels at all

https://www.nairaland.com/8506051/australia-expels-iran-ambassador-over

I use my own hand defeat myself against Emaprince

If I had just left it and not deployed free hit, I would have defeated him with 1 point

airmark:
When there was Govt bond of 18% early this year and I was alerted by my registrar.

Make I become billionaire like Ibime lasan I have 4 investments to make and I will relocate to Naija and establish my football academy.

18% on Naira

airmark:
If Oliseh in his $1m house, lives in trenches then where do you, Raumdeuter and other billionaires live?

Trenches the minute we stop earning.

One man mansion is another mans trench

Fabrice Muamba drives to gym in VW Golf 2022 plate. For him that is a trench, for me I wouldn't even care.

monerozi5590:
Musa has so many investment oh. The guy really try.

Musa collected £100k per week from Leicester so it will take a lot to bring him to his knees

But Musa na typical aboki, all his investments are in Nigeria

As far as I am concerned, all those investments (in Nigeria) are suboptimal investments and the same mistakes made by his predecessors that all returned to trenches such as Yekini, Oruma etc. He is lucky he can lose a lot and still be alright, but his investments no be am at all

airmark:
If i have $1m today i can never go broke or live in the trenches like Ibime erroneously believes.

Go and watch Oliseh videos he regularly uploads to YouTube. Oliseh hasn't painted or upgraded that house or that room he streams from in decades.

You think Oliseh does not/did not have $1m

First, as a footballer, your house will be worth $1m. Even if you downgrade, you go downgrade to $500k, then only $500k will be generating income for you.

I'm sure Oliseh house is worth $1m easy, at worst $500k but he doesn't have much else to generate income for him. Na abroad trenches be that.

LordAdam16:
$1m generating $50K per month risk-free?
Share update!

-Lord

Airmark think say na MMM we dey talk

airmark:
Boniface's yearly income is $2m+.

It's $800k after tax

BlueRayDiick:
Taribo earned that much at the peak of his footballing career but each time ex-footballers are lamenting about "neglect" from FG he's always at the forefront.

He's always giving the vibe of someone who didn't make much and need the benevolence of the government enjoy life after retirement. Only God knows what he did with how own money Sha ; I mean he even had to start a church.

Taribo earning period in Milan was only 5 years

He never landed the big contract, was still proving himself in Inter when they booted him to AC

Same thing with all those Amuneke them, injury struck him before he got better contract

TemporaryHansel:
That's like #80m monthly, meanwhile his mates like osimhen earn over #300m monthly..

Osimhen is taking home circa N2bln monthly. Turkey tax rate is 20% for footballers

Osimhen can never return to trenches even Monaco, Mayfair or Marthas Vineyard trenches

yewit37486:
If he was so frugal, I wonder why he's had to resort to advertising for betting companies. He made his money from hard work and making use of his talents, but is promoting a destructive act like betting to the youths just for the monetary gains.

Okocha does not chest the same bills as your average Nigerian footballer living in Nigeria. Okocha is chesting private school bills and abroad homes in exclusive areas for his children in London. He still needs to collect

airmark:
This thing na lie.

If you fix like €600,000 i.e #1bn after retiring, wetin you wan spend per month and why you go return to trenches?

Trenches abroad is not like trenches in Nigeria.

What will N1bln do for you abroad

All those Sunday Oliseh, Babayaro etc are in trenches abroad as we speak

If Boniface career quench after his current Leverkusen contract he will have an upper middle class lifestyle abroad..If he does footballer expenses on that same earnings he will end up in abroad trenches like Oliseh them. He can never return to Nigerian trenches like Babangida, Oruma, Rufa and Yekini them

BlueRayDick:
I doubt Boniface and his friend Osimehn can emulate the frugality credited to Okocha in his playing days and even now that he's retired.

Boniface and his friend seem to be about the social media life , gifting their "fans" at random, paying influencers and sponsoring trips of their influencer friends to stay relevant in the social media space, etc. Whether the aggregate of these social spendings will have a significant impact on their purse in the long run; only time will tell.

Osimhen has plenty room to flex. He is on ten times Boniface salary. Osimhen cannot return to trenches at all plus he is said to be quite "stingy"

Amigoss:
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Trenches,how?

Lambo, Bentayga, Rolls Royce and Private Jet lifestyle will return Boniface to the trenches on his current career earnings but is enough for the average modest man to retire comfortably

At the expiry of his Leverkusen contract, Boniface would have earned circa £4m after tax from football. £3m is the number I set as a comfortable retirement number for an average modest man if the £3m yields 5% per annum from investments (property, fixed income etc)

But a typical footballer will blow most of that £4m Boniface earnings just due to peer pressure (Cars, Private Jet trips etc) and will live in a £2m house at least so the money isn't earning returns. So Boniface needs the big contract next. He can't be stuck on this Leverkusen contract level.