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Unlimited22:
None of these three players is a LW

Foden was the LW at the Euros, and the other competitors are names like Gordon, Barnes, Rashford and Sancho.

He does have a shot.

Gordon, Eze and Rogers puts him at no 4 at best before Gittens even comes in in the near future

Forget Rashford, Sancho and Barnes

BlueRayDick:
I don't understand the question. Do u mean the average school owners charge as school fees or what?

What percentage of students pay their school fees in our private schools roughly basically

Enzo5:
madueke should do his best and become england first choice lw

Against Saka, Palmer and Bowen?

So far he is performing for England, that's the only thing keeping him there for now, the minute he goes 2 games without GA, they will remind him of his rank in the pecking order

BlueRayDick:
I know schools accept in bulk, but will they accept in bulk knowing fully well that they will short changing themselves if they accept in bulk at old rate

What do you think is percentage school fees collection rate in Nigeria presently on average?

liveLongNprospa:
Buuuuuut did Obi have to let go of his soft earned money to any international government agency at any point?
Thankfully both Obi and Tinubu were doing business outside Nigeria😁

Well Obi was. Tell me what business tinubu was involved in outside the country that time boss man?

Oga focus on your new Canadian adventure and leave your angry Obidient spirit behind. You come dey make me wonder whether Obi ran and lost the recent Canadian election. Don't look back like Lots wife abeg. Na with amusement you suppose dey watch Nigerian political scene from the abroad

Spy360:
Peter Obi was investigated and they found nothing. NOTHING.

You are saying what you are saying because he was investigated. But an investigation on Peter that didn't go anywhere simply means he is as white as snow. I know so because this government will rather sell Lagos to Benin Republic than let Obi go free.

Tinubu was also investigated by EFCC and they found nothing.

What's logic for the goose is logic for the gander

Tinubus own was televised

Theflint1:

I didn’t know that the man who claims that he fears no one can shake like a leaf, when death stares him in the face… Hmmmm. When you listen to the recording, the voice is identifiable. No need for me to name him… pic.twitter.com/J2MZdWpfVJ

— Osasu Obayiuwana (@osasuo) June 9, 2025

Hard man, hard man...yet see e b1tch ar$e screams

Enter plane wey dey this condition first make we see how you sef go handle am

At least he is praying a violent prayer and challenging God to prove his worth rather than screaming

I've endured 6 hours major turbulence during that Hurricane Maria in 2017. My plane was the only plane flying from airport that day, all other flights were cancelled, the hurricane was in force and the wind was strong yet they decided to fly. Already I'm worried that why are we the only ones flying today when all other flights are cancelled. Pilot come announce say there was problem with the engine hence there was delay, I want die. The turbulence for that flight be like plane wey turn to flying boat for 6 hours straight, I'm surprised I didn't have heart attack. I'm a poor flyer at the best of times and need at least 250ml of whisky before I enter plane, at least let me die high.

DeeScan:
Air. Mark has to be the most engaging mod on NL ..

I've never seen any mod engage this much other than domini.que

On his mandate we shall stand

sterlingD:
l want to ask don't their agents advise them on dos and don'ts so as to guard and guide themselves in both public and private domain so as not to spoil market for their careers.

Osimhen agent is just as hotheaded as he is. He is like Yaya Toure agent, he dey cuss President anyhow

seankafor:
na the ladies and women I go dey pity pass, dem go dey smell wetin no good down there..and one useless person go still wash their plate 🍽️

Talkless of rimin like our oga funlord

Kimbeast:
According to experts bathing daily has no health benefits. Twice a week is good enough.

It doesn't need to have health benefits, it is for the comfort of your nostrils and the nostrils of others

Beorn:
Without vawulence, man is nothing...


So, vawulence I came for, vawulence I must get.

You guys should find a way to evade AuntySpermBůtt while exchanging salvos.

It would be an unfair fight since Spambot does not affect Airmark while Griffon is fighting with one hand tied

Enzo5:
the player is good but ibime has a way of convincing himself that he is right even when his takes are crap because he's unrealistic

won't be surprised if he says something like he can replace enzo and play beside palmer, he isn't morgan rogers or that city kid, he neglects that we have paez but would want us to play two left 8s and yet elliot na like kdh, ginger ginger, but with quality. ask him why elliot should replace enzo, because he can run faster😆😂

Like I said, you are clueless with midfield work with your fantasies of always playing AM that hardly any big club plays again. Who wants to pair Elliot with Palmer as double 8? Na so you talk say make we keep Felix to play two AMs, Ninny. I'm talking solid midfield of Lavia, Caicedo and Elliot with Palmer pushed back to the wing where he performs best, you are interpreting as Elliot/Palmer double 8. You AM ninny oriented clowns don't have good intentions for Chelsea

BlueRayDick:
Omo !

How una Dey cope inside train or public bus when they seat or stand next to u ?

Also in the work place , don’t they emit any kinda smell that perfume/deodorants can’t mask ?

TBH them no dey smell, maybe them dey wash armpit and use roll on daily but when it comes to kolobi, they cannot be clean down there

BlueRayDick:
This is basically what I do most times . When I come back from work and take my bathe, I change to a new one .

I was surprised to see people saying those who change boxers daily are gayyy. Even Oyemykke was trying to be philosophical about not changing boxers daily ; he was saying it’s possible for one to forget to change boxers especially if u don’t go anywhere outside the house . 🤮

I also learnt Oyinbo’s don’t bathe daily , maybe because their weather is not as harsh as we have in Africa where one sweats regularly

Even during summer they don't bathe more than weekly. My wife just took our children to a resort with 2 of her mummy friends and their children and reported that none of them bathed the whole week. I even asked if it's because they were in the swimming pool for 3 or 4 days of that time and she said they didn't shower after swimming which means carrying chlorine on their body straight from swimming pool. Another of my daughter's friend came for playdate and said she needs to return before 7pm because today (Sunday) is her shower day while mummy's shower day is Wednesday and Daddy's is Thursday. One of our neighbour (woman) also said she showers once a week, even Prince Harry once confessed to showering only once a week.

And these people go dey kolobi, give brains etc ontop smelly boxers and private parts

Unlimited22:
Once person disagree with una, the person no Sabi anything

Lmao

You won't even ask why.

Someone who's an AM/RW, the position where we probably have the most depth aside DM/CM and even here sef if Roméo Lavia gets injured we'll still have to be playing Caicedo as a DM because both him and Andrey are better as box to box

When we don't have a LW, the jury is still out on the striker(s) we have, we don't have a backup LB, jury is also out on the goalies we have etc

This thread. Lol.

No be you dey shout Bastoni Bastoni ontop 10 CBs wey we already get plus Veiga who is as good an LCB as any if required and too blind to see that the centre backs problem is that overweight Argentinian in front of them?

Elliot is a CM/AM/RW and comfortably replaces 4 players - KDH, Neto, Madueke and the Argentinian sloth without shaking, plus he's potentially a once in a decade opportunity. He's 21 so doesn't count towards PSR, and will cook with Palmer

Imagine midfield of Lavia/Santos, Caicedo and Elliot with Palmer RW and Gittens LW. That is 10,000% better than any midfield combination you currently have in mind with the overweight Buenos Aires boy

BlueRayDick:
For the past couple of days there’s been a debate on twitter about men who change boxers on a daily and those who don’t .

I was surprised that there are indeed men who are sane and proud they wear boxer shorts beyond one day . I mean how do they do it ?

Don’t they get itchy down there wearing the same boxer shorts for more than 24 hours ? Sometimes even within 24 hours sef one becomes uncomfortable with the boxers and have to change to another one .

Should be twice a day, morning and evening after each bath

I realised recently most Oyinbos only bath once a week, at best twice

Amigoss:
I swear,Palmer and Elliot in the same midfield Na cheat code

Some 🤡 no know football. Dey shout for £70m centreback when midfield na rubbish. I am looking for DM not AM, but would be foolish to pass up this opportunity for this player at this price, and he's only 21. Elliot alone will allow you throw away Neto and Madueke without fearing whether Estevao can adapt. Elliot run midfield and RW like it's nothing

Unlimited22:
No.

You no Sabi anything before, that's another Palmer, but can play even deeper. CM/AM/RW

He's better than Szoboslai. I bet if they offer you Szobozlai, you will be shouting "bring"

Harvey Elliot is a player we should be chasing, and he's available

Niggas will finally allow Salah for what Mendes did to him after seeing the same thing for Yamal. Mendes na your mate?

GloriousGbola:
Bitcharse niccas allowing common sense to rule over testosterone

Chief bjtcharse nucca being Raumdeuter. That's why he went to Texas to hide behind gun

Spent 10 years in a Karate class/
Only took one second to put your åzz in a body body/ from a shotty blast/ - Killah Priest

Fvck Karate, Dayo practice Gun-fu

diggz:
But don’t worry—if it ever comes down to it again, I won’t be the one handling it.

Diggaman move with escorts and MOPOL now. If you do anyhow, you see anyhow

fredoooooo:
Which 300k per week, person say he wan move you say you wan sell am to the highest bidder , na by force to stay Napoli when the offers he want are on the Table? if he choose 100k whereever he wants and refuse 300k at Napoli , How's that anyone problems?
Standing up to finidi trying to shift blame on him after finding use his own selfishness and money making from fielding players that doesn't worth playing in the National Team, I fully support it .
Na foooo...lish people una like , una dey always h8 anyone wey stand up for his right

Napoli spent £75m on him, gave him $500k gross per week contract within 2 years and he wants to force them to accept loss on his transfer fee with hothead within few months of committing to new contract. Make he knack out.

He has shown enough hothead in several other instances to know he is the problem, not them.

fredoooooo:
He will cause unrest because he always stand up to their Bul...sh..its and Bu..lly
At Napoli he didn't cause until he stand against their wishes..

Which beef him get with Napoli after they just gave him €300k net per week contract

Is that how they used to do?

When big money is invested in you, stability is expected

We experienced the same thing with Lukaku, giving nonsense interviews with hot head after we just spent £100m and £300k per week on him, ruining our investment in him with one interview

Nobody wants to invest big money in a loose cannon that can dabaru your investment in a matter of weeks or months because of hothead. Diplomatic behaviour is part of the package that makes people invest in you

Come to Super Eagles, see the way he was abusing Finidi George over fake news

Make he getat

popizaino:
Warning for people living in PH.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BsRwru9rn/

From this guy's channel, I was able to stumble across this video of Ipukulu village where I used to swim as a child/teenager, not far from my house then in Borokiri

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/15WND5svbD/

In my days, this was all bush and the village across the river was only a few fishermen huts, now I'm seeing mansions in Ipukulu

The river also looks shorter than when I was a kid. It was a big task to swim across the river then and only I, my brother and one other boy could do it from our group

See all these big houses in Ipukulu now, it's like I will ask the Chairman of Ipukulbiyie FC for salary increase in FPL, rather than the fishermen change they have been paying me since

PDPGuy:
I really don’t want to believe that Osimhen has agreed to move to Saudi Arabia in his prime 🙆🏽‍♂️

He priced himself out of Europe. Nobody wants to be paying someone £500k per week that isn't diplomatic and can fall out with the club owner over any perceived slight. Then you are struggling to find buyers just like Napoli are doing

diggz:
At the end of the day, my conclusion is that both Blueray and Flint are far better humans than I am! 😂

Flint wey say by breaking the Danfo glass. he could have severed a major artery in his hand and died. See where him mind dey go. A pacifist will look for any excuse not to fight

BlueRay wey dey shout about one-way drivers since like pesin wey dey work for Road Safety, he no notice say Adefarasin dey drive without number plate.

BlueRayDick:
I have already pointed out why I think his temperamental . His reaction to the danfo incident clearly shows that .

A danfo driver bashes his car and he ended up smashing the danfo windshield . Did he do that out of joy or anger ?

His mother is Jamaican, their blood dey hot like Diggaman own

iamoyindamola:
You they form hard man abi
It's about a mother that suffered PTSD from losing her child
Depend on if it's a good movie for you

I was caught unaware I don't like these kind of movies

Is it a trauma movie or does it have a redeeming ending?

I'm too old for trauma movies. I'm protecting my mental health

Gittens good dribbler but hardly lifts his head. I don't mind him at that price though, he's priced just right for his current level

Man City will cook next season with Ait Nouri, Reijnders and Cherki. Their transfer business has been spot on