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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Ibime(m): 2:51pm On Aug 24, 2025
Emaprince:
Grealish to Ndiaye...its a goal

Munioz to Sar.....and its a goal.

Ibime, time to pack it up.
We have to dash you 3 points now so you won't disgrace us by carrying the table come season end
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 11:04pm On Aug 23, 2025
Felicia should get his remote worker to attend to him by phone and stop calling mens names all day
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'Starvation Is Everywhere': Gaza Clinics Tours Expose Horror Scale(Very Graphic) by Ibime(m): 8:47pm On Aug 23, 2025
Saint99:
But God is wonderful, the parents of these kids are looking healthy and well-fed
Believe Pallywood propaganda at your peril

Parents are obese, children are starving

One brother is fat, his sibling is malnourished

Them go package sick children as famine victims
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Ibime(m): 4:40pm On Aug 23, 2025
My normal team would have had 39 points with 3 players to go

My free hit team will have 25 points with 3 player to go

Fatigue, na you do this one!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:39pm On Aug 23, 2025
Lampard boys flogging QPR 7-0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Ibime(m): 3:04pm On Aug 23, 2025
Griffon:
I never see that crocodile today grin
Calma. Gameweek just start
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Ibime(m): 2:18pm On Aug 23, 2025
Omo this free hit no dey yield fruit so far at all

My 2 spuds defenders wey I comot sef want haul plus João Pedro wey I comot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:43pm On Aug 23, 2025
Unlimited22:
All them Gray and Bergvall na when then dey play Burnley and Leeds
Exactly

With Richarlison pressing life out of you upfront

It was after Gray for Palhinha, Solanke for Richarlison and Tel for Kudus subs that they lost that PSG game. Thomas Frank no go ever repeat that mistake again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:38pm On Aug 23, 2025
Spuds no come play this season

Once them play big teams, you go see Palhinha, Bentancur and Sarr combo and you know say dem go lock up. Na small games wey all those small boys go return to their midfield
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:32am On Aug 23, 2025
Ibime:
Caicedo is the one doing all the work in Chelsea, travelling to South America every International break same as Enzo but na always rest dem dey use excuse Enzo

When a nucca has been needing rest for the last 3 years, it's time to admit he's physically deficient for the midfield role
To add to this, MacAlliister who plays same International schedule as Enzo plus midweek European football (that Enzo has not played for 2 years) is out here running like Energiser bunny

But it's Enzo that needs break despite just returning from 1 month holiday

Every year we keep hearing how Enzo needs a break. Enzo doesn't need break. He cannot run and will never be able to run nor be an effective CM in the EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:41pm On Aug 22, 2025
Ihebu4chelsea:
Una sure say this Gittens go work? I never see anything ooo
Na same money dem use sign Marmoush and Reijnders oh

Let's just pray for the lad cos he looks like a clumsy heavy first touch winger that relies on physicality, I'm hoping it's nerves

His first touch is almost making me miss Jaydon Sancho cos at least if Jaydon doesn't score any goals, his first touch dey sweet for eye
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:38pm On Aug 22, 2025
Caicedo is the one doing all the work in Chelsea, travelling to South America every International break same as Enzo but na always rest dem dey use excuse Enzo

When a nucca has been needing rest for the last 3 years, it's time to admit he's physically deficient for the midfield role
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:26pm On Aug 22, 2025
swiz123:
That midfield is just empty. Enzo have been horrible, honestly.
Enzo fans discussing defence, thinking we don't have eyes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Ibime(m): 10:22pm On Aug 22, 2025
JP wants kill boys oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:43pm On Aug 22, 2025
odizeey:
Next week I'll be back.
He who runs away lives to fight another day
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:38pm On Aug 22, 2025
Delaps target man work has been fantastic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Ibime(m): 8:37pm On Aug 22, 2025
Emaprince:
But Ibime wicked sha..

He go play free hit in GW2. .just to gather points through arsenal like he did with spuds players.
João Pedro want singlehandedly carry your team despite this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:11pm On Aug 22, 2025
BlueRayDick:
India bans gambling, online sports betting and the likes.

Reason: Over $2.3 billion is lost annually to betting.

Sooner or later Nigeria may have to adopt this going by the tales of woes of Gamblers we read almost everyday in this country.
A good move by India. No country should encourage such an addictive vice
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:05pm On Aug 22, 2025
iamoyindamola:
IMO
No body owe these Footballers, they re earning in foreign currencies
They should be saving and investing for returns, it is very funny after living luxurious lives they are coming back to ask govt for help, taribo played for inter, one of the biggest clubs, they paid him well compare to that era
Did he suffer life threatening injuries playing for naija?
Osihmeh should be one of the richest guy in nigeria if he come back broke, they need to stone him
Rufai did not earn that much, certainly not enough to live without working after football for too long

There was one woman from church who used to visit us in the early 90s with one son who they said was Peter Rufais illegitimate son, they did not look cared for at all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Ibime(m): 6:53pm On Aug 22, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Oh you are highly welcome
We rise by lifting others grin grin

Be like mukina admin curse dan they catch me
Ibime it's like we will be switching this admin role before them turn me to whipping cream

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:25am On Aug 22, 2025
FBS:
Baba. Na 1 player per league. Make we leave am like that.
You still have Lamine and Jude to sort out. cheesy
You go soon tire oh. Abi na all 38 gameweeks you go dey take manual requests like this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:22am On Aug 22, 2025
swiz123:
Last week was my first time trying FPL and I got 97 points. I thought that was small until I started seeing what experienced managers got.
Beginners luck
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 2:50am On Aug 22, 2025
ijebosb:
This girl is very long time friend since college.
And her mom moved postings around then, thus I asked the question the way I did.
She is a longtime friend, so 2018 is way past your senior year in college. So which year was she Ambassador to UK?

Should I remind you you said you went to see her when she was Ambassador there in UK

IjeBos:
I was in the UK at least 3 times just in my senior year. Used to go quite regularly after that as I dated someone who lived there and my homegirl's mom was an Ambassador there. So was always fun times.
What you do is take random disjointed stories and weave fantastic tales. And don't think mentioning Ambassador or "the circle I roll in" will impress anyone here. You are talking to people whose families have produced Governors, Kings. Ministers and Commissioners here, but unfortunately no Ike Turners.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 2:45am On Aug 22, 2025
benalvino3:
🤣😂🤣😂
See how he said he went to London 3 times in his final year to see his bãnny and the fantom ambassador who is his homegirls mum

IjeBos:
I was in the UK at least 3 times just in my senior year. Used to go quite regularly after that as I dated someone who lived there and my homegirl's mom was an Ambassador there. So was always fun times.
All of a sudden now posting random WhatsApp from 2018 with blotted out location where he says he is not going because his homegirl is not in town. He forgot his bãnny and the Ambassador that he was meant to have visited thrice grin grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 2:13am On Aug 22, 2025
ijebosb:
Did a quick search on Whatsapp for "Ambassador".

Again, when you're limited, the mundane seems impossible.
Ambassador where, why are you blotting out the location?

George Oguntade was Nigerian Ambassador to UK from Oct 2017 to 2021, no vacancy there

You said Ambassador to UK, and you are hiding location - open the location

WhatsApp from 2018. What year was your final year in College?
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 1:25am On Aug 22, 2025
benalvino3:
Just wait untill she tells you how police have held him at gun point 4 times 🔫🚨😂
6 times actually

Let's not forget once as a 15 year old when he asked the cop to see his badge while still on Green card. And he somehow didn't get his citizenship till 24, by then the Green card was older than Methuselah grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 1:06am On Aug 22, 2025
benalvino3:
E shock you 🤣🤣🤣
Have always smelled that geezers bool right from time but just kept quiet

From his shoddy Excel spreadsheets to describing basic Excel functionality with starry eyed wonder that some of us have taken as read for 2 decades now, I was just cringing in the background

Plus all his homeboy and homegirl tales by moonlight
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 12:51am On Aug 22, 2025
IjeBos:
Ahahahah @ Ibime turning into Slyfoxx. Going through old posts and confused by what he read. At least Slyfoxx said he was paid for it and didn't have a child he ignored.

Let the excel thing go. You sound silly.


My ex, ia a US Naija babe who studied and lived in London for part of her education.
And my homegirl's mom was an Ambassador there at the same time.

So, being in London was maintaining the relationship. It was fun times still.

Again, your mind is limited to what you can comprehend.
So, my mundane, to me, existence seems extraordinary and implausible to you.
As I said earlier, there is no gap in what I say, just a gap in your ability to envision it because of your limitations.

When I'm next in London, I'll let you tag along so you can enter venues you're currently too limited to.
I hope the former Nigerian Ambassador to the UK has not trånsitioned seeing as they have all been men since 1999

This puts Mrs Macron and Candace Owens issue in the shade

This geezer is a fantastic story teller. Please save more tales by moonlight for the likes of cococandy, no manchi is buying them. You are not a made manchi AT ALL!

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m):
IjeBos:
This posts sound like gibberish.
Was I working remotely when I was 16? Talk sense.

But, you've opened your mouth twice now and dimed on yourself.
She works for a company that has an office in the US and Nigeria.
She's an American citizen and spends time in her US and Nigerian office.
Her company pays for business class tickets back and forth.
The fact that that would confuse you speaks to the limitations of your surroundings.
Grow up and expand ur circles at your big age.

Too many limited people forming big boy in this thread.
Anyhow, you're boring me.
We've heard your fantastical tales one too many times.

Mr Excel expert that used to make noise about how you use Excel for a living, and posting childish Excel spreadsheets here daily, some of us were just cringing.

Now your bãnny works between Naija and US, though you told us you were single not.long back, then invented a bãnny on your trip to Naija

Oga Titus wey no fit see bånny at home, always inventing bãnny abroad. Mr Samsonite man as Alicia Keys would say.

IjeBos:
I was in the UK at least 3 times just in my senior year. Used to go quite regularly after that as I dated someone who lived there and my homegirl's mom was an Ambassador there. So was always fun times.

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