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Godx:
There's no where 1k would give you 5% returns daily and he still won't stop arguing. If I have 5million cash and 1k is returning 5% on a daily, then I would also put 50k daily and earn far more. Not even wasting my time on this anymore.

Where did you see 5% returns daily apart from the village interpretation of your MassCom brain 🤡🤡🤡

Godx:
Look at this Aba accountant. You mean this screenshot were your 1k was returning 5% daily returns for 30years lol. Show me were you invested 1k dolls and was getting 5% daily. The fact you haven't realized your mistake is astonishing.

MassCom student. Which part of that suggests 5% is compounding daily and why did you crop out the input question which clearly stated 5% APR? If you had any sense of numbers you will know that 5% compounding daily for 30 years will produce billions or trillions. That's why you are a MassCom student, nothing dey your head

Godx:
What exactly are you doing? Well if you can't read then I cant help you. 1k daily for 30years will add up to roughly 11million dollars, before you get to that 5million dollars it will take at least 13years. The person with the lump sum who invested it immediately with just a 5% yearly return would be earning 250k yearly on top of his original 5mil. Now add up 250k yearly for the same 30years plus his 5mill and tell me what he has.

Look at this ninkomboop

AI has done the compounding for you for Compound interest over 30 years

Potvalor has even brought in an extra dimension which is time value of money to account for 4% inflation rate eroding purchasing power and you are still doing village man calculations

Potvalor, this clown doesn't deserve you going into the extra dimension of time value, he can't even grasp basic compounding

Godx:
Show me where you invested your 1k and got 5% return annually? You keep exposing your fake certificate.

So in your village bank, money invested daily does not accrue interest? You best stick to asking your uncles for money for your MassCom course, you never reason savings account before

NinjaMetahuman:
I think Sancho earned his £25 million move last night.

They should just pay and keep him as a backup winger for whoever they want to sign in that position next. At least he is better than the nonchalant Nkunku in my book.

He will also be useful for the Carabao Cup and other competitions.

If he improves, they can get more than £25 million from clubs like Aston Villa, or they can loan him a couple of times to recuperate at least half of that money if he doesn't improve.

Did you factor his £250k wage. So the highest paid player will be a bench warmer?

Enzo5:
you had issues with cuku, and your take on Enzo and Caicedo shows your decline in assessing midfielders

The fact you wanted Felix or Nkunku in our midfield shows you know nothing about midfield

Enzo5:
maresca stubbornly refused to use Felix or nkunku at 10 and push palmer to rw, and we ended up with 2 useless neto and nino

airmark:
Are you sure?

Heat of the match

Why didn't you quote this one

You know me, I'm a money man. Once I don't like your price, you must perform to that price paid or face my wrath.

Ibime:
How did Brighton sign Cucurella for £15m and Barca are still managing Alba?

cc: Debroslink, Homesteady

airmark:
Ibime, your apology to Enzo seems to have been accepted by the board. Is it during the World club cup you want to apologize to Cucurella?

I haven't apologised to any Enzo, he needs to go. He can't stand UCL level midfield. When he goes and free up Caicedo, you'll see the beast in Caicedo as a CM. Caicedo in DM is a waste of potential

Only someone who doesn't like Chelsea will want to see Enzo continuing as our CM next year

Never had issues with Cuku except value for money

KingAzubuike:
You know that scoring style yoruba dey call mulegba? I.e ball wey dey scrape ground enter net. Bergstrom go chop am tire.

He took tall to get down

But he fit use leg save ball, na so the leg long reach

A40:
Our players too lie for their age sha. Babayaro wey play Atlanta 96 still dey claim 1978. So he wan tell us now say e be 18 for that tournament

lol. He was "17" in that tournament, yet to turn 18

Baba was 14 when he represented Nigeria at Under 17 World Cup in 1993 and 16 when he started playing for Anderlecht

Allegedly

Omo I shock as I saw Robert Sanchez not even reaching our 3rd goalkeeper Lucas Bergstrom shoulder

I had to check Wikipedia and Bergstrom is 6 ft 9

Caiceeeeedooooo

Emaprince:
This is what I have always expected from sancho. If this unserious boy was always making attmpts on goal , he qould be scoring like Yamal.

Sancho touch and dribble technique is one of the best in Europe, na him box decisiveness be the problem

Anyway his wages are too high, so he should go home to Manure

Leyqute money is sure

Saaaaaaaaaanchooooo

See Jackson. LMAO

But why are we still playing end to end football when in the lead

Godx:
If you are given 1K daily how many years would it take you accumulate 5million. At this point it's obvious you are not really an accountant.

Clown, see the question you were asked, see your response, that's why you are a MassCom student

Everybody with any education knows this a compound interest question over 30 years, but your poorly educated self started opening your halitosis mouth saying it will take 13 years to make $5m from $1k

Well I have given you the AI calculation, go and argue with Zuckerberg

raumdeuter:
I saw a question on Twitter

At age 20yrs, 5m at once or $1k per day for the next 30yrs

Godx:
Just 5% interest on 5 million, and you're getting 250k a year and then also still have the 5m

It would take you over 13 years to acrue the 1k a day to hit the baseline of 5 million. But with the 5% annually, the 5 mil would be 9.5 mil by that point.

Godx:
Why will I apply 5% to 1k per day. Where do people invest 1k and get 5% return daily ? Aba accountant.

MassCom student. Will you not put the $1k in the same bank accountant that returns 5% yearly? Illiterate

raumdeuter:
Okocha carry his stinginess with the ball enter money

Na the real I no dey give shishi and I no dey pass ball shishi

Or rather he is flamboyant on the pitch and Conservative off the pitch

Meanwhile players wey dey boring on pitch go dey flamboyant off the pitch.

Jambody defenders go dey drive Huracan while Okocha dey drive 504, the irony of life.

Godx:
Just 5% interest on 5 million, and you're getting 250k a year and then also still have the 5m

It would take you over 13 years to acrue the 1k a day to hit the baseline of 5 million. But with the 5% annually, the 5 mil would be 9.5 mil by that point.

Go and do your Maths again and apply the 5% to the £1k per day over 30 years vs 5m at 5% over 30 years. MassCom student

We go win

Jackson for hattrick followed by £70m transfer

GloriousGbola:
Another fast way of going bankrupt is investing in a business you know nothing about. And the opportunity is usually brought by one paddy. Look how Okocha put his one million in society generale at the time. A bank that was already dead to most Nigerians.

Apart from that fvck up, Okocha is very successful. He knows how to say no. You will hardly see any ex-player that will say Okocha bailed him out. All of Okochas ex teammates were in dire straits from Yekinis to Oruma and you will never hear Okocha helped any of them.

His brother Emmanuel Okocha who used to play for Super Eagles from 1990 to 1992 used to live in Woolwich, we always see him in Tastys restaurant trying to toast babes and he doesn't look like someone with a superstar brother. The small investment Okocha made by bringing his sister and putting her in one ghetto in East London bore plenty fruit in Alex Iwobi. Okocha was so tight that when big Sam called him to come and discuss Bolton, he drove himself from Paris to Bolton to negotiate while other stars will book private Jet or at least Business class flight. The nigga drove from Paris to Calais, put his car on the ferry overnight, slept in his car then continued his drive the next morning. Okocha got it till today. His daughter Daniella attended Cheltenham Ladies College as a boarder where school fees per term is £18k until about 4 years ago. My in-law was her House mistress there. She did all 7 years at that college, meanwhile all Okocha ex colleagues are starving. Okocha best contract in Europe was the same as Babayaro on that same £40k per week.

liveLongNprospa:
All his good work?
The increase in number of beggars on your WhatsApp nor indicate say wahala dey naija

I don't discuss politics with angry people

A40:
£10k a week in 97 was not child's play. His pay for a year would have bought full estates in Abuja at the time.

That Emmanuel na werey. Nothing wey e no do. Acting, Music. But Cele was the first Super Eagle that touched real generational paper. One would have thought at the time he would be set for life

He used to go out a lot and spend £1k per night, then come home, put his fingers down his throat and vomit everything he ate and drank. He said as a footballer he can't keep such things in his body. His favourite club where he went every week then was Chinawhites. He said £1k was the standard spend on a night out for him. My friend who was his clubbing buddy recounted all these to me, and he and Gallas used to give us their complimentary tickets to Stamford Bridge quite often. Or rather he would give us and collect Gallas own and give us.

Still I can't see where all his money went as his clubbing spend is not that crazy. I think he spent a lot of money on his court case for sleeping with a 15 year old girl. He was lucky he was using football age so the judge looked at him as an 18 year old and the age difference was not that bad so he went Scott free. Still that was his first contract. He still had 2 contracts left to make that money up. I don't know where the rest of his money went except I heard Emmanuel was always coming with different business ideas that kept flopping like music labels etc. His football academy boss Mr Babayaro must have collected as well. Before we knew it, my man has gone bankrupt less than 5 years after retirement.

Amoto94:
Our scouting of players has been good so far . And from what I watched and read of him I cosign

He is decent. At £30m-£40m, we would have conversation. Not £85m

airmark:
I wanted Ibime to agree with John Terry. a legendary defender, and not one unknown Singapore1.

I know Singapore more than John Terry. Singapore has done a lot for me, while John Terry delivered my greatest heartbreak.

BlueRayDick:
He allegedly paid off $3.4b IMF loan and then plans to borrow fresh $21b.

No be juju be that ? 🤷‍♂️

Maybe he paid off the IMF loan just to show credit worthiness, in order to set up the long con

If Tinubu really borrows $21bln he will undo all his good work and knock us back to stone ages

BlueRayDick:
Iamoyindamola that mobland series is the bomb! It has everything one wants in a crime drama; I give it to those UK people dem sabi do crime/gang series with full action. Can't wait for episode 10 to come out.

Bookmarked, let's see if Sodiqi done change

A40:
There's a reason players take on other jobs like management and TV gigs etc.

Only the elite of the elite that made too much to go broke and maybe in this era where the money is the best it's ever been

But we see most of even our Super Eagles that year. They made good money but where are they now? Cele was making $25k a week in the late 90s. Still fell on hard times

It's lack of financial literacy that's really the problem. You can get past the lack of qualifications but when you're not financially literate, nobody will tell you that car you're buying depreciates in value by 25% soon as you drive it off the lot, not all property is good property.

Cele started on £10k a week at Chelsea, his second contract was £20k and his Newcastle contract was £40k. Na Emmanuel bill am to pieces with so many failed ventures

A40:
It's a very wicked reverse. The athlete earnings decline as they age. The others earnings increase as they age. If you're not a 1percenter 1percenter you're basically in the hands of God.

From feeding your entourage (I can't imagine the kin billing person like Osimhen go dey face)

Then the fact that you have to stretch that paper as long as possible to maintain lifestyle will have you taking all kinds of financial risks and you get burned

Osimhen billing is OK because it's Naira based billing, plus Osimhen be like who go quick insult you if you push boundaries

Na those American footballers wey dey carry entourage in dollar billings wey I pity

For Osimhen to settle a relative in one of Jarus duplex in Lekki is N75m (just £30k) but for an American footballer to settle his relative with a house in US in decent neighborhood, he done enter £300k plus. A 10x difference.