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swiz123:
Sign Bastoni and see us competing for major honors immediately , but the useless board prefer the Bournemouth’s butterfly.

I often wonder how people like Boehly made it in life.

Only an eediot will think any centre-back can transform our team while our midfield remains expressway

Bastoni is a community defence player that just conceded 6 goals in 180 minutes while parking bus. Bring him to Chelsea to face numerous 1v1s due to our vacant midfield and you will label him Disasi

This is why you are useless

Unlimited22:
Inter go too wound them lol
They don't have that juice

Anyway, they need to get past PSG first

Inter no go wound any Arsenal.

Inter done win jare

Flick fvcked this up

Bluelines69:
I don’t care about the Ballon dor or whatever award Yamal is the best player in the world

If not for age wey dey make dem keep am down for Balon Dor talk, make we talk true, he better pass Raphinha

fredoooooo:
Ever since I've being watching him... Tuchel dey smoke igbo then ..
Araujo is a calamity from day one

No wonder that useless old man Inigo Martinez dey bench am

Wey our stomach cramps defender Christensen sef?

Skimpledawg:
Na this 'Tor' I take dey know say dem don score


My site slow mehn

I'm at least 30 seconds ahead, I am watching on Amazon

fredoooooo:
Calamity Araujo

When Araujo turn calamity, no be this same Araujo wey Tuchel carry £70m dey chase in 2022?

Bluelines69:
This Araujo na trash o, thuram bashers

Thuram putting haters in the Poteaux Poteaux, but they will rather blame Araujo

iamoyindamola:
Be like say na ibime

He just made that goal with his strength, something Felix could never do

Tor

Roland17:
He is doing it on the big stage!

Remind me of his GA in the knockout phase of the biggest club competition?

Clutch…I don’t make rules.

No be big stage anything. Barca defence open pass whørehouse so e no special. Na so Guirassy score hattrick no mean say Guirassy na don. That's only his 5th assist of the season

Roland17:
Dumfries pun the beat with another assist!

No rival..

5th assist of the season, no dey shout

We deserve extra time and even penalties abeg

This tie too hot

All 22 players should take Balon Dor for entertainment

3-3

Tor

Na wa oh

Make Barca comot with their suicidal high line jare

PSG or Arsenal would have pummelled them

Their style is for dominating small teams consistently over a league season, not for facing big teams

Roland17:
@Ibime, you remember dis our talk?

Nothing consine me with Dumb fries, he has always flopped as a RB and I hate specialists (in this case, he can play RWB only and is a liability at RB, shoehorning his manager into a specific system)

As for your comment, Hakimi, Trent and Ait Nouri will be laughing their ãss off. Even his fellow Dutch boy Frimpong is a better attacker but another defensive liability

basilico:
https://www.bitget.com/news/detail/12560604740458

According to a report by Jinse Finance, most American banks have quietly raised their economic forecasts. Last night, Goldman Sachs took the lead by releasing a report that significantly raised the U.S. GDP growth forecast for the second quarter from -0.3% to 2.4%, which would make it higher than the average GDP growth rate since 2022. Goldman Sachs has effectively ruled out the possibility of a near-term recession and expects other banks to follow suit and adjust their forecasts. (Jin10

Voodoonomics. A growth of 2.4% is a sign of recession.
Some would rather become paupers than for a Trump economy to grow.

Raised because they see him backing down on nonsensical tariffs calculated on trade deficit. He should have continued those tariffs make we check something

User09:
The easiest way to prove Ibime wrong would be to see if any of the 12k students who scored the 300 above put in Mass comm as their potential course of study.

God help him if a large % happen to fall in that bracket.

Is there a breakdown of the intended courses by the Jamb candidates BluerayDick?

You sef know it's zero

There was a thread in the last 6 months of the top JAMB scorers from the last 10 years and what they are doing now and they are all doing numeric jobs or numeric further education

BlueRayDick:
The problem is u are an old man who was trained to believe STEM courses or the age long trio of Accountancy, Economics and Law are the only way to show one is serious with his or her life.

The fact the people whom u know that studied MASSCOM did so out of fear for those aforementioned STEM courses, Law and the likes has made u greatly prejudiced.

I like am like that. Before I employ you with art degree I need to see a prestigious uni on your CV so I can differentiate between those who studied arts by choice and those who studied arts because of low IQ or selfishness.

There was one nigga I did both primary and secondary school with. I have known him all my life and he never crossed class C or D to enter class B talkless of A, from primary to secondary. Today he is a high flying lawyer having knuckled down in his SS3 and University years. Anither of my nigga who was near the bottom of the class (placed between 20th and 30th but never demoted to class B) is now an Anaesthesiologist in USA collecting good pepper. That shows that belief, determination and ambition are the most vital ingredients even in a "dull" student. There is no excuse for anyone with a triple digit IQ to be studying Masscomm except in abroad setting in a prestigious uni, then we will know it's by choice. Do you know that even in England, the worst, most dull and most unambitious students in my time would scrape together one E and go to Uni to study "Media studies" which is our version of MassCom here. We just saw them as time wasters who just want to enjoy student loan for 3 more years before facing the real world.

BlueRayDick:
See u are an old man who is speaking off Ur knowledge of things over 20 years ago. If not u will not be talking about secretariat job that has almost been pahsed off the Nigerian work space.

PA/EA which replaced secretary jobs doesn't even require you to have a degree in secretariat studies for u to excel at it. Anybody going to study such course in this age and time is just wasting his or her time cos he or she will still need to look for daily bread in another field.

There are 720 functional radio stations in nigeria, I don't know the exact number of TV stations in Nigeria but I know it should be in hundreds. There are different career paths in that MASSCOM u despise so much; career paths like Journalist,Reporter,Public,Relations,Specialist,Advertising,Copywriter,MarketingCommunication,Specialist,Broadcast Producer,Videographer, etc

Na u just know the bad dream u Don get about the course.

All those Peller, content creators and OAPs, how many of them get MassCom?

There are 720 radio stations in Nigeria who employ mostly people who didn't study MassCom, but there are half a million Directors that need PAs. I know you don't need Secretarial degree to do Secretary work but last last there are still more jobs for them. Even at that, you can't be a PA to a high flying Corporate Director without a degree. PAs for corporates these days are expected to have strategic knowledge to step in and communicate on behalf of their boss to the point that even lawyers are serving as PAs in some of the most blue chip companies today.

Nobody was doing MassCom like that 20 years ago, na useless indomie generation start this MassCom trend

How I knew MassCom was a useless course was even 10 years ago. My first cousin born to my uncle wey no hold was adopted by one of my aunty wey get pepper. She trained this girl in one private school in AkwaIbom paying N300k per term which was $2k dollars then. I heard the girl was doing well such that when I visited PH in 2014, I insisted I take a road trip to Uyo to visit her in her boarding house. The next year which was her SS3 year na him matter cast, I heard she's started playing and becoming unserious. My Aunty who is a PHD holder, alumni and board member at Abu Zaria had set it up for her to go study law at Zaria. On top of that, that my aunty is well connected to the point of being friends with Sultan of Sokoto and sitting on the board of ABU Zaria and could have paved way for her professionally with connections and jobs if she just followed the path my aunty set for her. She said no, that she wants to do Masscomm at Uniport. She finally flopped her final exams scoring 180 and my aunty disowned her. That's when she said she wants to use that 180 to go to Polytechnic, I said last last you must sit at home for one year and write JAMB again. She finally passed the JAMB to get to Uniport but to study journalism which is not far from Masscomm. At this point I've almost washed my hands off her but still giving her small benefit of the doubt. Her first year of uni, she called me one day. Before even greeting and talking as adults, she started fake crying "Uncle, I need money". That's when I shouted at her that is that how you talk to adults with childish voice? From then I washed hands off her, she can't squeeze N1k out of my hand today. She is the one that educated me on the unambitious nature and general uselessness of MASSCOMM people.

BlueRayDick:
U no get point .

Any SSCE holder or OND holder can be trained to be a secretary in no time . The same cannot be said of MASSCOM application . Who told u MASSCOM’s application is only for the role of OAP ?

U should be angry someone is going to school to waste time on “secretariat studies “ , instead na MASSCOM wey broad well and get room for specialization u Dey vex for

You no get point, last last there are half a million secretaries/PAs in Naija, whether overqualified or not. The job to student ratio is much healthier than MassCom.

How many jobs dey MassCom for Naija vs how many students?

Some years ago, I spoke to a young man who was having issues getting to uni for many years. He said I should help him to write JAMB. By this time he was already mid twenties, had been at Uni studying accounting but found out his matriculation (which he worked) was fake in the final year and the uni didn't recognise him as a student. So he's spent many years in the wilderness at this stage after that crushing disappointment. He was in such a dark place, I asked him what he wants to do in Uni, he said "las las, lemme just go and get a MassCom degree". He was a very intelligent lad but in a sunken place and saw MassCom as the easy path to say he's doing something. I said no, let's do Accounting Chartership and close off your earlier disappointment in the proper way that is more befitting of your brains. Today he is a chartered accountant earning close to 7 figures, when he could have been the average MassCom failure if I listened to him and allowed him to settle for the path of least resistance.

BlueRayDick:
No mind him , Na people Dey study Secretariat studies in school for 2025 o

Secretary has real life application wey boku

Wetin you want do with MassCom

10m people rushing a handful of OAP roles

Bluelines69:
They play Leicester and westham next while we play Newcastle and United, we should just not lose to Newcastle but st James park scares me our boys no rugged

The Leicester na sure 3 points, the West Ham na draw at worst

iamoyindamola:
Most of the OAPs studied Mass Comm in school same with those in journalism
If you no like something you go bad mouth am tire

Masscomm is the most oversubscribed course in school. Every below average and unambitious student dey rush am

Doctor taking the last Playoff spot as it stands

Raumdeuter done cast

By the time we play Forest on last day of the season, I'd prefer if they are out of the race

This Eze penalty style na nonsense, they should take him off duties. Still a goal sha