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Where is Hannie aka Barca is shyte, aka Messi is rubbish aka Nsofor is better than Odemwingie?

Abeg anywhere una see that guy tonight make una visit am with kerosene, matches and tyre.

@ BMW,

Who dey find your attention? Guy mind yourself o, who you be?

Cristalz used to unstick threads that's why I dey check whether its impossible to unstick threads like Chelsea vs Newcastle from 3 weeks ago.

I was asking after your relatives, Achikes clan.

So na Rumuomasi be Stone base?

Vipers living amongst us.

Despite leaving N49bln debt with nothing to show for it, this fool had wanted to raise another N100 bond in addition.

Why are matchday threads from 3 weeks ago still stickied?

People browsing on mobile would have to go to 3rd or 4th page to see their club threads.

Eziachi,

Kedu your Edgeware clan? Your third niece should be dropping a parcel soonest, whilst Ari would be made Cardinal soon if he continues his current rate of involvement in the Catholic church.

If GEJ doesn't pass this test (ministerial selection), his whole tenure would be a write off.

Let's see how many debts GEJ owes.

Ritchboy,

Stop being a pedantic eediot. He can't drop deep and link play as a fulltime job while Torres waits on the last man, contributing nothing.

He can maybe share the link-up role part time as he does with Forlan, but even that is inadequate as both of them upfront leave the Atletico midfield and defence light and notoriously porous.

Please don't tell this story to Somze. He might ask you for your friends name, address and date of birth since he believes that Goodluck is the holiest saint since St Cuthbert, and all this talk of bribing the youth is a fallacy concocted on the desk of Sahara Reporters.

^^^Hehehehe

Spurs would let Harry Redknapp speak to Chelsea - Spurs

Ngodigha:
The only Ijaw group in Rivers state are found in Asari Toru and Akoko Toru.

Ngodigha:
The Ijaw tend to classify non-Ijaw groups such as Ogoni AND kalabari as Ijaw just to claim they are the fourth largest group in Nigeria.

My honourable friend, its better not to speak on issues you have little knowledge about.

You claim that the only Ijaw group in Rivers State are Asari-Toru and Akuku-Toru, yet claim at the same time that the Kalabari are a non-Ijaw group.

Did your geography teachers not tell you that Asari-Toru (Buguma) and Akuku-Toru (Abonnema) are the two chief LGAs of the Kalabari tribe?



We have 3 prominent Ijaw tribes in Rivers State namely Wakirike (Okrika), Kalabari and Ibani (Bonny and Opobo) with other minute enclaves like Nkoro scattered around.

I have no problem with state assistance for ex-Biafran soldiers on the proviso that they had served in the Nigerian army beforehand; and I hope they receive a pension commensurate to their rank as @ the time of their exit from the Nigerian army.

I think I have said enough about GEJ over the last year so right now Ima siddon look and let whatever happens happen.

Maybe he is putting his horrible performance in 1.5 years as Bayelsa Governor down to the need to "stabilise".

Buhari performed wonders in 2.5 years as PTF chairman; Amaechi and Fashola the same in their respective states in the same time period.

Of course, someone over-engaged in the machiavellian politics of settlement would have no time for governance.

afam4eva:
@ Babe

How can you be Yoruba and claim to hail from warri. Even Itshekiri is not considered as Yoruba to many but still qualifies as Yoruba. That's the closest tribe related to Yoruba in Warri.

Its called modernisation my friend. My close friend, Yoruba boy also swears he's a waffi man, and he is accepted by all and sundry as a waffi man cos he's got the waffi slangs and accent and is born and bred in Warri.

Likewise my friend from Anambra claims he is a Rivers man first and Igbo man second, and no one denies his right as a Port Harcourt boy since he was born and bred and his mum is also from Bonny.

Even EzeUche calls himself PH boy, although any real PH boy would reject his claims flatly!!!  

Pls what time is this match?

@ Nateevs,

I'm mobile, so lemme summarise quickly.

Firstly, by signing Annan, Inkoom and Gervinho, I am of course not expecting to keep the other Africans except DD.

Aguero plus Torres is formation destabilising cos it forces you to play 4-4-2, besides none of em can drop deep and link play, meaning the whole team will be lightweight.

Thirdly, of all the targets mentioned, I haven't seen any wingers mentioned. A manager knows where players are needed. 20 scouts could recommend 20 brilliant players, but they may all be strikers. Too many cooks spoil the broth if there's no one to streamline transfer policy, hence Chelseas transfer policy is CHAOTIC and has always been that way since the signing of Sheva in 2006. There's never any hope for the future at Chelsea, just a disjointed team.

Thirdly, Lamps doesn't need to drop deep, although he can. A wiser coach would drop a posession midfielder deep and allow Lamps to continue output further up. There's not many possession midfielders with good output. The deeper lying Modric, Alonso, Valero, Banega type players is the current blueprint for possession ballers. The only nucca I would sacrifice Lamps output for on the market right now is Mario Goetze.

Finally, I hope you remember the hype around Robinho was greater than Neymar even, especially after Robinho beat a player with 12 stepovers in the Libertadores final of 2003 when Santos won it. Sorry to say but everything about Neymar reminds me of Robinho. Too soft to play as a central striker, too lazy to play as a winger, too many skills based on stepovers. I think he can thrive in a team that will carry him, maybe in Spain, but he won't succeed in the Prem! And how come only Chelsea is interested in him? You don't buy an effeminate nukka like him straight from Brazil for £35m. Let him go to Portugal or Holland and toughen up first.

Abeg make una post the pics of Ileke Idi's mammaries make I judge for myself. I will not take SEFAGO's word for it without pictorial evidence!

Secondly, I must give it up to Dede1, who I know to be in his 60's. If a man that age could scoff at a young voluptuous specimen like Ileke-Ide, then such a man must still be vigorously active despite advancing years. Most men his age would accept anyone that would open the cookie jar for them regardless of looks!

nateevs:
Naah! It's not a just a buying process, it's a rebuilding process. If the rumours are to be believed, the oldest of the players we are bringing in is Van Der Weil at 23. All others we are currently being linked with, Lukaku, Neymar, De Bryune, Aguero, Willian are all younger than 23. See it that way and you will understand it is a strategic process rather than the historical Chelsea purchases.

There's nothing strategic about chaos.

All I see is a scattergun approach especially with regard to overload of strikers.

This is a transfer approach informed not by any manager or even Director of football, but conceived and executed in the minds of two men, Ron Gourlay and Abramovic, who have no clue about football or how players should gel together.

Not only that, but its an expensive and tardy approach.

I expect Chelsea to be looking at players like Sergio Canales, Ever Banega and Borja Valero, supremely talented midfield players whose market price is currently depressed.

I woulda liked to see Nuri Sahin, Anthony Annan jostling for the DM position.

I woulda liked to see the likes of Sammy Inkoom bought in as a cheap but worthy deputy to Ivanovic at RB.

I woulda liked to see free transfer options like Fraser Forster or Thomas Kuczcak bought as no2 goalie, not the expensive chase of Asmir Begovic just to put him on the bench.

I woulda liked to see my long time favourites Gervinho and Hazard targetted for the wings, with Ashley Young available at £12-£15m max due to contract expiry - a player who is my kind of winger - direct, straight to the point and produces results!!!

I woulda liked to see DD kept and the likes of Lukaku, Sturridge and/or Diego Costa shadowing. . . . not the expensive and formation-destabilising duo of Torres and Aguero. However brilliant Aguero is, signing him on top of Torres is an overkill that will leave us short in midfield.

Finally, I dont believe in Neymar. He's the kind of negro that will take two years to settle in Europe at least, plus he reminds me too much of Robinho.

somze:
Sahara is at it again!!! No names, no sources, no nothing. Just same lies and falsehoods that they know shallow Nigerians love to read. Keep it up Sahara. You never disappoint. Hope your sponsors support you effectively for your shams.

My friend sharrraaaaaap dia!

Are you saying people were not given state dolapos at the meeting? Was Rita Dominic not there? What is your point exactly?

Nigerian gays are becoming too brazen nowadays. . . .

Funniest post of the year!

Andre Uweh:
Ibime--Rivers state and Kalabari.

Im Okrika-Ijaw

Babasoty is Okrika
Ijaw girl is from Bonny-Ijaw
ow11 is Kalabari-Ijaw
Mobinga is Ikwerre

These are some of the Rivers guys on here.

Quick throwaways I typed on ma phone. . .


I keep an eye on the clock/ and strike while the iron is hot/
I save my money in The West Bank. . . while you Zionists plot/
I throw the thunder/ so if it's beef, you know the number/
Even Obama could get it, like Im Joe the Plumber/
I drive past where the homeless slumber/ in the coldest hummer/
They beg for something to control they hunger/. . . but I dont throw a dollar/
Im so greedy/ I smile when I walk past the needy/
when they need me/ thats when I disappear like Houdini/
I spit with the coolest diction/
If I say you tight, thats a euphemism/ Ya bytch got a glue addiction/
On my hip is where my tool is sitting/
so you cant dress like me. . . without a gun tucked under the true religion/

chelseabmw:
Customer Service . . . . . . . . We are one so two head is always better than one. . .I have modified the post

Correct man. . . although you suppose leave space here - Thread:Better

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Better Things To Come Next Season

I've read the bible at least five times from cover to cover, but as a kid, I never read the book of Revelations at night cos it was always followed by bad dreams!

@ OP,


Stop telling stories jare. . . which man in his forties want leave im wife for another expired meat?. . . . see your head, you no go go find 20-something year old jolly with. Expired man.

Anyway, no shakings. If you can afford the time and money to cater for two families, get your baba iyabo on!

houvest:
I say him recently and did not see any fried hair.

He used to rock that back in the day.

Eziachi:
Who is that child that has said that his mother's soup is not the best?
Which area of the economy will this too eager investors be pumping their money into? Will it be areas like- Palm produce, Cocoa production, Modern Timber Processing, Tourism, Hide/Skin, Food/Drink prodution, Textile?
Or will be the usual Oil/gas and some banking in Lagos? The usual vulture investors, that don't even need a structural physical presence on the groud at all to operate and their employees are mostly their Nigerian partners that will help or show them how to do business without  paying any tax.
I will join the league of I will never learn Nigerians, the day Big Giants like Ikea will arrive and build their furniture factories in my town and yours using locally sourced timber bought direct from local people and export the finish product to all their shops all of the world, employing thousands of normal skilled/unskilled locals at the same time.
Nigerians!!!! How many times will you be beaten by the same stick before you realised that this stick is a weapon?

I've always swallowed PapaBrowne's economic optimism with a grain of salt and your brilliant post has just encapsulated why.

A country like Nigeria cannot skip over the industrialisation process on it's road to greatness. A few hot money flows do not create a strong economy and stable society. The fact remains that the manufacturing industry, agriculture industry and other "small business" and mass employment friendly industries continue deteriorating at an alarming rate.

RIP Macho!