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Barring a ridiculous twist of fate, it looks like Borokiri Boyz vs TBoogie in the final

Here lies the indefatiguable Kokomaster (1983 - 2011), a most fearsome competitor, known throughout the FPL world as a valiant warrior. It was at dusk on the 10th of May 2011 when he had the misfortune to cross swords with those brigantes called Borokiri Boyz. Goodbye Kokomaster aka "I'm D'Banj".


Who's next to face the wrath of the Ipukulu Boyz?

I only watched the first 25 mins but those who said Mikel did well need a rethink.

Mikel was always 5 yards behind their AM Rooney. Once again, Mikel showed that he cant handle AM's with movement. He can dominate pedestrian games, but once people start running left, right and centre, Mikel cant keep up.

Wasnt pleased with DD starting as I dont remember a single game that Vidic did not pocket DD.

I woulda liked to see Anelka and Benayoun start as I remember that we beat them at OT last season by playing possession footie.

All said and done, this season has been a capital failure and I hope Lotti will get the sack, although I will accept the undue sacking of Ray Wilkins as mitigation for Lotti's underperformance this season. However having studied his career for some time, I know his teams are always prone to fantastic collapses. We even collapsed in Nov, Dec, Jan last season as well.

Forking cowards, all of em. . . cant even sustain a title challenge for 20 mins. . .

These lot wanna ruin me holiday. . . make I go find better ting do jor. . .

Hmmmm. . . . .

Pharoh:
Kokomaster to likely qualify ( A close call because it is a classico match ).

I doubt it. . . .

Hmmm. Im about to catch a flight in few hours. I hope say no be today wey Osama boys go strike back o!

Joe - It aint like that



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFoyyeA2QqU

hannie:
stop being stewpid by default!

Osaze has enjoyed more playing time than Nsofor cos of the quality in the 2 teams . . .IK Uche and Nsofor are the 2 major players SIA1 is going to build his team around cos they are better than Osaze, LIVE WITH IT, U DOLT!

A certain Yakubu painted the EPL red, does/did that make him a legend anywhere?

My friend sharraaaap dia and stop spewing bunkum.

Nsofor had from August till February in the first team uninterrupted and only proved one thing - that he is an erratic "as the spirit leads" kind of footballer.

What Sia1 does is none of ma business. We all know Sia and Odems got beef.

Why should I take you serious, being someone who told us that Messi is rubbish!

Hahahahaha. . . . both Gaylords and Avantgarde fell at the final hurdle. . . outsiders Eldee and Galacticos also didnt make it. . . the final member of the top 8 is Octopussy 11!!!!


Why did some idiots captain Dzeko?

Drinks on me to all Gayyners

We're back in the game son! Last chance saloon!

All these rubbish zoning arguments. Zoning is based solely on the premise of dividing the National cake

Why ask for technocrats in Govt? Didn't the last cabinet already tell you the GEJ is unserious?

redsun:
Can chinese couples living outside china go above the one child one couple limit?And if they do,what happens when they go back to china?

Or does it mean chinese everywhere must stick to the rule,even if they live in like say,america for twenty years?

You dey plan marry Chinko? Abi wetin be your own inside?

Ritchboy, come chop knuckle jare. . . your head dey dere. . . you know what Im talking 'bout. . . forward planning and all that shyt!!!

Mikel is too slow and open to counterattacks eg against Citeh last season. The bigger the pitch, the more he becomes a liability. I don't think anyone would argue that his possession keeping is always on point.

Where's that maga Dr Kit? I need him to comment on Odemwingie vis-a-vis that "anywhere the spirit leads" player called Nsofor.

Khaki no be leather o!

Is it futile to put one's hope in Arsenal tomorrow? Make una yarn me now so I go know whether I go watch match

Pharoh is whipping me all over the shop. . . . but I budgeted for that!

Torres dey play game today sha, but I'm just not happy with what his partnership with DD does to our build up play.

Nice freekick by DD

Nigerians are idiots who deserve the media they get.

Saharareporters is the only independent news source on Naija, the rest are just engaged in chequebook journalism.

When Sahara told y'all Yaradua's condition was terminal, and he was in a vegetative state, I didnt see anyone complaining.

I just watched a program on Al-Jazeera this morning (Listening Post) exposing all the newspapers in Nigeria and who they collect money from, and same program hailed Sahara as the only news network uninfluenced by chequebooks.


Nigerians = Sheep

Free. . . .


My style of similes/ full of vile obscenities/
My raps defile all entities/. . . within a mile proximity!/
Beguile my enemies/ with Machiavellian schemes/
Been phucking alien queens. . . since I was barely a teen/
And I don't care if her cherry is clean/
or if bacterial leak/ from her Venereal stream/
Psych!. . . y'all know Im talking jelly and beans!/
My gun turn a normal man to a variant being/
cos I X-Men. . . without mutating their hereditary genes/
Put ya neck in the guillotine. . . and sever ya spleen/
I bury ya team/ cos Im a terrorist fiend/
You say "Good morning my neighbour" like Eddie in Queens/
I reply. . . "Phuck you and your American dream!"/

Gibbs is a joke of a left back. Clichy is better than Gibbs by far.

Bertrand sorta stalled recently. I need to see him on loan in the Prem to judge his true abilities. Looks like Van Aanholt may have overtaken him.

Nateevs,

If I slap dat your oblong head! Two years ago when Chelsea lost to (we're cheated by) Barca, you were ranting that why can't our midfield take Barca on in passing game, and you were hollering that we should be able to play Barca at their own game, now you are here parrotting my exact points, namely that trying to compete for possession with Barca is an exercise in futility.

Keep your hair on ladies. Looks like Octopussy and El Gee lost so the only person that can stop me is Adeballz, who can only equal me points total but has 40 points goal difference to catch up. Looks like Borokiri Boyz shall sneak in by the hair of my chinny chin chin

Chai!!!

One final week to get things right.

It is now safe to say that Borokiri Boyz have qualified for the playoffs.

Its time to pull the drawbridge up, but who will be the last to hop on before the gates shut, Gaylords, Octopussy or outsider Sir El Gee?

Abegi, journalists have too much time on their hands these days. How can JM make 30m bid for JT, a player who he fell out with in his final months, and who is rumoured to have expressed his displeasure to Roman Abramovic about JM shortly before his sack

@ Gaypumpkin,

I believe that ping-pong/ King Kong mix up was by Jesse Jagz, not Ice Prince.

I couldn't believe me ears when I heard it. How hard is it for a niggard to step back in the booth and edit his lines?

Is Welbeck better than Sturridge?

Depends on the criteria.

If you are talking technique and movement, then Sturridge is miles ahead.

If you are talking hold-up play and physical intimidation, Wellbeck is better.

In a 4-4-2, Sturridge will shine any day of the week but Welbeck will fit better as a loan forward.

And don't give me that crap about Welbeck being called up to England. The niggard was flow in overnight from the U-21s due to injury to a senior player, and his call-up was political, not merited, and was aiming at nailing his colours to the England mast rather than Ghana.

Goodluck has now gotten what he want ie a well masterminded veneer of credibility to the Presidential elections, now its time for his dogs to do what they do best.

No more vote rigging at collation centres, this is all out ballot-box snatching by Goodluck's best friends ie Ohakim, Uduaghan, Sylva and the rest.

Regular weed is not a problem, however there is a preponderance of "skunk", otherwise known as "purple haze" which is known to have 20 times the THC content of regular weed and has some disturbing psychotic effects. I hope this is not the kind of herb being grown in Ondo state.

I do involve myself on average twice a year in the consumption of regular weed, my favourite brands being the yellow or red string Thai version.