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Why did they reduce Kolarovs points from 14 to 11? Thunder fire them!

@ Debo,

Ode oshi!

Stop yarning out ya backside. Lamps, Essien and Anelka were the best players today. I always knew you know nothing about footie after hyping Squillaci at the start of the season.

If you know anything about footie, you should know Chelseas central midfield is overworked if anything, as the front three always have tactical freedom whilst the three midfielders do all the legwork - including my classic argument that our central midfielders have the duty to watch the opposing fullbacks WHICH SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO EVERY DELE, IKECHUKWU AND HARUNA!!!

The problem we had today was simply Torres and DD who offered no movement at all and no pressing either.

Either old age has caught up with DD, or that virus he has is not malaria, but HIV.

He has no sharpness, you play him a pass he would have reached last season and the defender would get there first. He doesn't press any defenders from the front, and unfortunately, he has no skills or touch to fall back on as his physical power wanes.

Typical Wenger - Always going for the cheap option!!!

Drogba should be shipped out on the next DHL plane. Stick a fork in him, he's finished!!!

Our formation today requires two mobile forwards, not a lumbering brute with no guile or movement.

This would be the best time to buy someone like Benzema if we wish to continue playing this system - a forward who can drift wide and whose price is low because he doesn't fit into Madrids system.

Drogba should be shipped out on the next DHL plane. Stick a fork in him, he's finished!!!

Our formation today requires two mobile forwards, not a lumbering brute with no guile or movement.

This would be the best time to buy someone like Benzema if we wish to continue playing this system - a forward who can drift wide and whose price is low because he doesn't fit into Madrids system.

We are carrying two passengers upfront.

DD and Torres are not doing any pressing at all.

Anelka just decided to do some pressing, and now he's shouting at them to do the same.

Our midfield is too empty.

Torres is not making runs.

Lumbering Drogba lacks the finesse and fluidity for this system.

Watching. . .

Hehehehehehe.

Hannie, How is your friend YAKUBU?

Ode oshi!

Only a nincompoop will compare Nsofor and Odemwingie. One is a professional footballer whilst the other is an amateur with good dribbling and a fierce shot.

BUT THEN WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT FROM A BLINKERED BAT LIKE DR KIT?!!!

He loves Nsofor and Yakubu.

But he hates Odemwingie and Messi.

I hope you know say Nsofor senior Odems.

Nama shobiri!

Hahahahaha

SemiD, NFF is not falling maga for any oyinbo.

Employing a foreign coach is the way NFF use to launder money. Don't be surprised if the new Falcons coach earns $100,000 per month. ($10,000 for the coach, $90,000 for the NFF bigwigs)

I have no problem with Islamic banking. It has the potential to affect many borrowers on ground level.
Quick observation though. . .If the inflation rate doesn't reduce dramatically, a saver will find it hard to justify putting his money in a non-interest bearing account.

3 more wins for Borokiri Boyz and we are in the H2H knockout stages. The defending H2H champions won't give up their crown easily. God forbids trophylessness.

If Ferdinand stays injured, I can see a chink of light for Chelsea and Arsenal. Manure only starting getting themselves together when Ferdy returned.

Any Nairalander who is hungry should proceed to any meeting that GEJs campaign team hold in his ward. My friend just spoke to his bros in Naija and his bros said they are dishing out N3000 per head at these functions. He has already collected his N3000 naira at his locality and is planning to collect N3000 at the next locality, so I advise hungry Nairalanders to do same, afterall its your money.

Squillaciiiiiiii!!!!

Some magas were hopeful of these defensive signings at the start of the season, whilst those of us who know our left from right already told you such defenders were crap!!!

I was suckling my mothers breasts during Buharis tenure, but I can tell you of the start of IBBs tenure before SAP killed the economy.

I can tell you of the spillover of Buharis regime that I noticed growing up. Back then we had posters all over Police stations telling us about the WAI and to report any Police officers or members of the public who asked for bribe. You could walk into the Police office and report such.

No roadblocks asking for rojer payments.

We carry 50 kobo in our pocket and buy milk.

Yearly Rent for 3 bedroom house in upmarket areas of PH was N7000 as at 1990. (Funny enough, Nairalands Babasoty was ma landlord!) Within 3 years, rent had jumped to N100,000 as SAP started to bite.

Buhari controlled inflation and refused to cave in to World bank demands to devalue the Naira. He kept inflation low, and no one went hungry.

These are my oservations as a very young child during the first few years of IBBs tenure before SAP started to bite.

Nigeria started to change around 1990M Before that, almost everyone you knew was "middle class". These same middle class became the "wasted class" when Olu Falae and IBBs SAP started to bite.

@ Beaf,

Shebi whilst the same Timi Sylva prodded the Bayelsa assembly to probe the contracts he awarded that left the state in N28bln debt and they were all found to be fraudulent.

Please point to one of GEJ's projects that warranted leaving the state in N28bln debt.

Rufus Ada George returned money to the Federal Govt after his tenure, with no debt, and he brought a lot of development to the state. These days megathieves like GEJ will leave a state in xblns of debt with nothing to show for it.

GEJ is an abysmal failure. An abhorent and incompetent thief.

When I'm on my PC, I will post Alams story of how he went to GEJ's humble abode in the NDDC compound in 1998 to convince him to become his deputy. In 1998, GEJ was a poor man, now he's a billionaire.

Dirty PDP politics aka silence the conscientious one

78 points, but the 25 on the bench na im dey pain me.

Why Feasy dey run mouth? He's having the worst week out of everyone.

How can I bring Huth off the bench? Make pesin break leg abeg!

Medicine after death!

@ OP,

GEJ has been given a chance as President for the last year, and what we see is even worse than before. GEJ makes OBJ and IBB seem like child's play.

He's been given a chance in Bayelsa. Go and ask them to name one successful project, despite leaving the state in an estimated N18 bln to N58 bln debt.

Banjo innit and Goonerholics need to get a room - Westerhoff

Reacting to the media spat between Banjo Innit and Goonerholic, Hans Westerhoff, at the risk of sounding racist opined that Nigerian managers need to learn that operating in the elite field of Fantasy Club management is not akin to bargaining for tomatoes at Abriba market.

In his exquisite Dutch accent, Westerhoff told members of the Fleet Street press that he has no time to comment on "eostrogen driven managers with a preponderence to delusions of grandeur" and that he is only focusing on reviving his Borokiri Boyz after losing several key players to the flagship Niger Delta amnesty program.

Speaking, Westerhoff explained that his top 18 players had been sent to Ghana for vocation training as part of the amnesty program in order to re-tool them to meet the skills demand thrown up by President Jonathan's recently constituted Petroleum Industry Local Contents bill.

Asked why he was prevaricating and yarning off-tangent, the brow-beaten Dutchman responded with a melancholic look and simply replied "it's been a tough few weeks at Borokiri Boyz, enough to turn one mental".

At this point, the Press conference was suspended by Borokiri press officer Timipriye Krukrubo, buying enough time for Hans Westerhoff to compose himself during the brief recess.

A rejuvenated Hans Westerhoff returned after the interval berating Banjo Innit and Debosky for their "irrelevant squabble" and promising to chase down and defeat Vieira at the top of the table.

This manic episode at the PH Civic centre has led many journalist to wonder if Westerhoff is coping with the stresses of the job, as his mood has varied between bleak defeatism and irrational exuberance in his last three press conferences. Some even suggested that Westerhoff is not coping with the stress of the job. However, Borokiri Boyz players have released a statement that they are fully behind the manager and will ensure that Borokiri Boyz do not end the season trophyless.

Interesting times at Port Harcourt civic centre then!


Dadimabo Oloibiri,
Complete Sports

The House are a bunch of greedy twats.

BUT. . . . they've seen Jonathan disrespect the ECA so much, they have decided that since the C-I-C cannot respect savings, why should they?

rasputinn:
^^^
Com on shattap Ibime,which day you and GEJ thief,if you thief,say you thief and leave GEJ alone as the man is CLEAN

Its too early to be smoking high grade.

There should be at least one person out there who can say Buhari gave or collected bribe from him.

So through all this conjecture, one thing we know is that if Buhari chopped, he chopped alone.

Unlike GEJ who shares our ECA with every Dele, Gate and Bakare.

We also don't need to resort to conjecture to know what GEJ does for a living. In ONE SINGLE MONTH, his wife has been caught stealing two seperate wads of $1m and $13m. That was as Governor. Now his thieving is in billions.

Nairalanders won't help you cos you are not part of their nepotic parapo.

Wildcard helps you make as many transfers as you want for free. Just click "use wildcard"

whizkidd:
Because they are about to watch people squander funds that were given because of their (the younger generation) sweat.

No one was given funds cos of anyone's sweat. Jonathan shared bribe money for all the monkeys that sang and acted for his campaign. Let those who sold their conscience share the money. Im sure M.I told us he will never sing for any of these wuruwuru politicians, yet he is still trying to muscle in on his share of the $200m.

Brilliant!!!




By the way it is "sardonic lugubrious state of disma pisma". Please do not eviscerate the perspicacious words of Emperor Obahiagbon.

afam4eva:
Did i just hear that GEJ appointed ALAMS? Is this a joke or something. If it's true then GEJ can bid my vote goodbye.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No make me laugh.

Its like saying that you wont vote for the Fire because he appointed the frying pan.

Alams is ten times better than GEJ.

Any development seen in Bayelsa today was done by Alams.

whizkidd:
When President Jonathan proposes an industry fund, they want to be the ones who control it.

Why didn't the young ones have any interest in PMAN until GEJ released money?