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airmark:

You won't survive the impending assaults when Enzo returns and start delivering.

He should stick to the Doctors office so we can get more Ws on the table before he returns to fvck it up again

Ballzproblemm:
Chelsea are open to listening to offers for Joao Felix….. (@JacobsBen) #CFC

Felix was always an unwanted player. We just got him to lubricate the Gallagher deal with Athleti, after discovering one or two problems with Sami Omorodions medical (who was supposed to be the original makeweight). We always had the intention of selling him on at the first opportunity after using him to achieve our FFP Gallagher sale.

After everything is said and done, he was a makeweight for Gallagher - a fact which will make the eediot Swiz123 slap himself, having laughed himself silly that anyone would compare Gallagher to the Felix hype job. What we easily saw sitting down, he can never see while standing up.

Felix the Portuguese Omari Kellyman, an FFP workaround.

Kimbeast:
Not accurate. We only won one league game in November and that was the only game Enzo played 90mins were he had a goal and assist. Our best run of form this season was in December were we won 4 league games in a row and Enzo either scored or assisted in all 4 games playing the full 90mins.

Too busy for semantics about dates so I'll just say Chelsea win record in EPL this season is 50% and Enzo win record is 45%. Every season he underperforms the team for 3 seasons straight. It was a massive delta in the 2 seasons before this one.

Once Enzo is in the team, results decline. That is FACT.

Unlimited22:
This graphic na from when? 😂😂😂😂

Abegiiii

October

Since then we continued winning without him in November then he came back to fvck us up in December

Nwa Jesus was named man of the match

Unlimited22:
His name is Ibime and the player's name is Enzo Fernandez

Like we haven't been winning with him in the team 😂

You best not talk ignorantly when you mention me

Fück Enzo as a record label, staff, and as a motherfücking crew. And if you down with Enzo, then fück you too.

BlueMann:
Somebody will soon say something about why we won, targeting one specific player

Chelsea win rate without Enzo is about 84%

Chelsea win rate with Enzo is about 32%

Only a mumu will argue with such damning statistics. Put anyone who knows how to position like a midfielder, even a KDH and you have instant improvement on that Argentinian clown.

We started our run of wins by dropping Enzo. When we reintroduced him, within 2 games we went on a run of losses. Enzo sacked Pochettino and will sack Maresca if he does not use his church mind. The minute Poch dropped Enzo, we instantly became the 2nd best form team from January 24 to season end. When Maresca dropped Enzo, we became the best form team last Autumn.

Only an eediot will stan that liability based on one or two long passes while he vacates his midfield egregiously. Enzo is a terrorist to anyone who watches football intelligently. Watching football intelligently means watching the spaces and how players fill them or vacate them, not just how they throw pass.

Maresca must pay for not dropping that eediot since

Sanchez the chronic gambler

Caicedo injury

They should just recall Andrey Santos and use £10m.to buy Mario Dorgeles from Nordsjaelland

That's a goal

drisham:
Chalobah is class

Once again Swiz123 stupidness shines in 3D

swiz123:
God knows that Chalobah is a very foolish boy and a very terrible defender.

Unlimited22:
No Enzo. No Levi. No Lavia.

And there won't be any problem

Chelsea without Enzo in starting line up is a sure W

And Jesus boy is back

izzou:

If you know you know

blackboy:
This is a good reply. Nigerian media and fake news. Lazy journalism. I can now imagine all the loot linked to Abacha maybe there is more to it or just using his name .

Kola Aluko was her bagman. All na semantics

Unlimited22:
This guy full family wán rug the whole world lmao

President Rugpull

Umana A Umana of America

We need Gensler back ASAP the president just RUGGED us $TRUMP pic.twitter.com/v0Qef0yjyE

— Crypto Bitlord (@crypto_bitlord7) January 19, 2025

Crypto bros dey vex

bemeruca:
Anyone listening to you would hold back. You are spreading nonsense because of your hatred for trump while others are making money.

Now they are losing money, some normies would have been wiped out by this while the top 5% of the pyramid smile

Crypto is a zero sum game, won by a top few percentage, and lost by the majority, something Presidents should regulate, much less launching one meme coin per day and wrecking people

I've reached my picture limit for today, but you can help me post the Trump coin chart

The Criminal in Chief just launched and tweeted Melania coin

Trump coin dumped 50% immediately, as degens rush to sell Trump and buy Melania

Recklessness and criminality

Marcus Thuram, Serie A 2nd top scorer said I should greet the eediot Swiz123 who preferred us to spend £100m on that useless Flex than get him on a free transfer

Crypto bros already missing Gary Gensler

Member of Trump's team just rugged a coin. Government of criminals, for criminals and by criminals

Foden is back cooking again. Android17 go soon raise shoulder for una

diggz:
Bro, why do you think it was uncalled for? If he’s supporting 10 family members and friends, that number has likely doubled, and the amount he has to spend has quadrupled. Given that, how is he still able to come online and regurgitate the same lies that the policymakers of this government have been putting out consistently? By the way, I no ask anybody to come online to announce anything….that one no be my business!


To be clear, I never went personal with him. I asked that question to gauge his understanding of the situation on ground and his contributions to those feeling the impact of the terrible policies of this government. There was nothing personal in that. He didn’t take it personally either. Anyone currently feeling the impact of this government, directly or indirectly, would set aside party matters and not come online to promote the same government constantly.

It's all good bro

princeabdul:
Good luck to everyone trying to make Nigeria sane place.

Fisayo Soyombo done carry the witness go where him no know. Snitching against a major smuggler and gun runner is almost akin to signing your own death warrant

GloriousGbola:
How do they get CCP sample though?

From that his brother

diggz:
No problem, bro. I appreciate you trying to see the positive in your guy's regime. However, the reality that so many Nigerians face each day is too dire. Unless you’re a paid spokesperson for him, whose job is to consistently paint a picture that differs from the reality of millions of people on the ground, I see no need to draw unwanted hate your way. Anyways, I wish you a blessed and prosperous New Year!

It was uncalled for to assume he is not helping family, friends and those around him just because he's supporting the Government. No need to go personal on political matter. He must not announce when he is helping those around him

[quote author=Melvyn11 post=133778674]Cubana alleged babymama said it's only $350 Burna sent.

Abu salam and Lucky udu forced me to say Burnaboy has helped me, meanwhile i was sent only $350” —Cubana Chief Priest’s alleged Baby Mama pic.twitter.com/BdX1P36OoB

— David Of Fct🌝 (@Dhavidote) January 17, 2025

$350 is for DNA test. Once the DNA comes back positive, the N30m will follow

Signed: Outsiders Spokesperson

bemeruca:
Anyone listening to you would hold back. You are spreading nonsense because of your hatred for trump while others are making money.

Same thing said about MMM until it bust

Ibime:
Anyway. I caught it late with only about $500 and am up about $3k. My plan would be to sell at $15bln circulating mcap or just under $90bln FDV but will assess strength and volume around $9bln circulating mcap.

Trump got close enough to my take profit level so I have TPd. I woke up to see about 70bln mcap which is close enough to my TP level of 90. It would blow off top between 85 and 100 and best to front run it. Would typically then come back down to about 70 where I might buy again.

Meanwhile, these are from libertarian, typically pro-Trump crypto bros. They know the game

PDPGuy:
Questions that need answers…

Why divorcing the guy after THIRTY years

Pep wey no dey sleep and dey self harm because of common football, you think say him get time for woman? Her cup go done full and the $$$ she go escape with go plenty.