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Melvyn11:
Na lie. Which oga go continue to give her good contract if she nor open leg. Why married man in the first place go dey toast married woman. The way una dey make nonsense seem normal dey fear me.

Dey play. Beautiful women get favours all over this world without opening legs. They are already at an advantage over plain women

Looks like Emegha is coming to Chelsea if we don't get Delap

Coventry lead

raumdeuter:
These are the questions I have been asking theflint1 from day 1

When did toasting a babe become a problem from the age of 13 till you are 70, Men will always toast you and you have the right to say Yes or No

Akpabio toasting is no different to the toasting Nasboi does in his skits every day, the Natasha no get sense. She suppose tell am say she get husband but she will like to keep good relations with him, na so she for done dey get contracts boku. She just wasted her good looks that could open doors for her, even without sleeping with the ogas.

BlueRayDick:
Na so.

Difference between Meffy and Kyari na say Kyari get budget wey we fit quantify

Meffy own is almost untraceable. CBN numbers the last few years na black box, nobody know wetin dey happen. The unaccountability reach wey be say dem print new notes suppose withdraw old notes, but old notes na still legal tender. Both the old and new, nobody know how much dey in circulation. This is just one before we reach foreign exchange reserves. The money scatter Meffy head to the point him want run for Presido

Akpabio is childish for entering the gutter with Natasha. And Natasha is childish for that letter talking about elections not erections

Say Akpabio proposition her self, is that a crime? Just say no and move on, it's no crime to shoot ones shot as long as he didn't touch her.

So what's all this drama about, she is a drama queen with mental issues.

BlueRayDick:
https://www.nairaland.com/8415364/3-billion-refinery-fraud-80

The refinery fraud is most likely bigger than Emefiele gate. How the master strategist allowed Mele Kyari to use almost 2 years after Emefiele was sacked is still a mystery

Nothing big pass Meffy. Meffy na don.

Fairly decent start, almost regretting deploying chip. WAGMI

popizaino:
Deceive yourself.

Does Mikel Obi thinks if RDM didn't put Frank Lampard beside him at the base of the midfield, we would have won the ucl? That single act is what most coaches before him missed that made the ucl elusive to us.

RDM still held pep guardiola's bayern to a draw with lowly Schalke telling you that his ucl triumph against pep guardiola wasn't a fluke or about the players he had then.

RDM.key changes were dropping Lampard deep, pushing run run Ramires to the wing and moving Mata to the wing or dropping him entirely in the big games while solidifying the midfield with Meireles as needed or using Kalou on the wing when Mata couldn't keep up.

timbros:
Yes. I was in playoff last season.

Ta, comot dia

timbros:
It didn't play out like this last season o

How would you know, you qualify?

6ixT8:
To a team on autopilot

Just when I was trying to arrange my team, I got caught out by deathline. Only to check and see, that you've deployed chip. Glad I didn't waste my transfers.

Pls drop a head up as to how the playoff are pitted?

1st Vs 8th
2nd Vs 7th
3rd Vs 6th
4th Vs 5th

So iamoyindamola still lost

Decisions decisions. . . should I deploy a chip to secure qualification or just hope that one of Raumdeuter, Afrodoc2 or Magnificent lose to secure my qualification and save my chip for playoffs? 🤔🤔🤔

diggz:
Thanks! I already have the figures, and I’m certain that the monthly figure you quoted for over 90% of UK doctors is incorrect (Ibime abeg correct me if I’m wrong!). The highest earners should be around £130k a year, and those are consultants. Their monthly pay doesn’t even reach £10k after tax. That said, I believe some consultants can earn as much as the amount you mentioned, or even more, depending on their specialty and experience. However, they would likely get the rest through extra earnings from private practice, etc.

Doctors salaries vary in UK but they have other earning potential that can see them double their take home or in some cases earn 7 figures

We used to pay House Doctors (newly qualified serving Housemanship) £70k to £90k per annum but on the NHS they can earn as low as £50k. However they can almost double this amount by doing locum work fully or on weekends etc

Salaried General Practitioners (2 year conversion after Housemanship) earn £80k to £100k however their upsides are partnering in their own practice rather than being salaried which can increase their take home by multiples, or working as locum which can almost double their take home

Consultants earn £90k to £130k base on NHS, (5 to 7 year conversion after Housemanship) however most of them seek upside in Private Practice. A specialist Consultant would often have a Private Practice that can see them double their base take home to making 7 figures, while Radiologist Consultants will report on private scans and can earn an extra £3k-£20k a month, while a consultant Histopathologist can collect from an extra £1k to £10k a month reporting on specimens privately. Like everything in life, their earnings potential also depends on their hustle.

iamoyindamola:
Fear no catch you if he be quack

No be me meet am or negotiate am. So far so good, my grandma clocked 102 years old two weeks ago under their care. We are even wishing the Lord will come and take her cos the quality of life no good at that age, but she no gree Japa.

swiz123:
Always knew you are very heartless. Paying a human being 40k for a 10hours per day job is nothing short of draconian wickedness.

No be me negotiate the deal. Na Doctor come quote him price

armyofone:
His dad was not Kenyan guy ? You mean his dad is a white man ?
Your own alternative media has leveled up the pyramid chain

Leave the crazy housewife alone. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

nihilistjnr:
There's a reason why Ngige and FG tried to implement laws to stop doctors from leaving, and it's because no halfway doctor is collecting 200k salary in monopoly money especially when there's a global skill shortage.

Any doctor staying put on a 200k salary is most likely an organ harvester in disguise. To put it in context, a decent developer working remotely for £500 a month is more than a bargain for a remote employer in the UK where minimum wage is £1960 monthly, and that's literally only going to get you cleaners and McDonald's workers in the UK

Yet that £500 is 1 million naira. A developer that can't find wages 4 times less than a UK cleaner is trash. A developer that is earning almost 200k salary is scamming somebody.

Unless you're a Lords Chosen and have the latest bulletproof vest, I strongly advise that you don't go to that 200k doctor, probably advertising his services on the 200k coders website. It's a setup

Dey play

Japa is for the young

There are 50+ year old Doctors in Naija accepting N200k. The ship has sailed for them as far as japa

I was shocked when we organised almost full time nursing care for my grandmother with Doctor dropping by once a week to supervise and take vitals for N70k per month. This was in 2022

From that N70k, he would pay the nurse N40k full time salary and collect N30k for oversight. The nurse goes to my grandmas house everyday for like 10 hours

DeeScan:
make we kuku swap .. give us Enzo, take Elliott .. make Arne awaken Enzo as he awaken gravenberch, make una come see beast ..

Imagine a midfield of gravenberch, McAllister and Enzo .. I'm down for this..

Beast and the preg.nant Argentinian should never be in the same sentence

Send Amougou and the kids out 2nd leg

Toooor

After all the IGG

WhoDeyHause:
Manage kelleher do wetin? You and who?
Na so egbon Ibime go talk say make we go for Elliot, when I first see am I been wan word the person wey get mind yarn that kind thing till I clean eye well look the name again.
Amigoss I dey see your work o, The baba try wella.

Kelleher and Elliot na upgrade. Dey dull yourself

Sportsweb:
Elliot to come and do what?

Wetin you sabi?

Elliot as AM, Palmer on wing. Elliot can also play wing and function as a CM perfectly

Ihebu4chelsea:
Tomorrow now, Maresca and those overrated players go serve us Eyesore as football. UCL Football is just Classic.

He say he go play first team against Djugarden tomorrow

diggz:
Liverpool go allow am go?

Be like.him.get 1 year left

We must sign Harvey Elliot if he is available this summer

Ihebu4chelsea:
Please what do you advise? Mine is since birth, I will be 29 soon. Any permanent treatment? I do have Crisis twice or thrice in a month especially during the rainy season.

If you use preventer inhaler, you will hardly ever need ventolin except you have a virus. Ventolin weakens your lungs while preventer is a steroid that strengthens them. I can't remember the last time we used blue inhaler for our daughter but brown inhaler is daily.

andrewbaba44:
Barca and inter are 2 weaker teams compared to psg ?

No wonder your ball knowledge Dey gba

We go see when time come. Una wey Dortmund suppose use wipe ground if not for profligate finishing. This Barca team is built for dominating smaller teams in league format, not for facing big boys in cup competition

Barca and Inter are the two weaker teams in the draw. Both PSG and Arsenal will despatch them. Inter have better chances of parking bus but this Barca will lose to PSG and may likely lose to Arsenal

User09:
Quite Ironic as he's someone I would actually call a ninny

I remember seeing somewhere that the guy sleeps 15 hours a day

Just like Michael Essien slept 14 hours a day to be at peak condition. Wetin you sabi

This match hot sha

swiz123:
Thuram is the culprit. He is the snail Ibime aggressively recommended for us.

Free transfer player banging goals at £120k per week while your £100m recommendation at £300k per week, Felix is useless back to back