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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:01pm On May 06, 2025
Roland17:
He is doing it on the big stage!

Remind me of his GA in the knockout phase of the biggest club competition?

Clutch…I don’t make rules.
No be big stage anything. Barca defence open pass whørehouse so e no special. Na so Guirassy score hattrick no mean say Guirassy na don. That's only his 5th assist of the season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:55pm On May 06, 2025
Roland17:
Dumfries pun the beat with another assist!

No rival..
5th assist of the season, no dey shout
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:54pm On May 06, 2025
We deserve extra time and even penalties abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:53pm On May 06, 2025
This tie too hot

All 22 players should take Balon Dor for entertainment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:53pm On May 06, 2025
3-3
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:53pm On May 06, 2025
Tor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:47pm On May 06, 2025
Na wa oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:46pm On May 06, 2025
Make Barca comot with their suicidal high line jare

PSG or Arsenal would have pummelled them

Their style is for dominating small teams consistently over a league season, not for facing big teams
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:39pm On May 06, 2025
Roland17:
@Ibime, you remember dis our talk?
Nothing consine me with Dumb fries, he has always flopped as a RB and I hate specialists (in this case, he can play RWB only and is a liability at RB, shoehorning his manager into a specific system)

As for your comment, Hakimi, Trent and Ait Nouri will be laughing their ãss off. Even his fellow Dutch boy Frimpong is a better attacker but another defensive liability
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 4:56pm On May 06, 2025
basilico:
https://www.bitget.com/news/detail/12560604740458

According to a report by Jinse Finance, most American banks have quietly raised their economic forecasts. Last night, Goldman Sachs took the lead by releasing a report that significantly raised the U.S. GDP growth forecast for the second quarter from -0.3% to 2.4%, which would make it higher than the average GDP growth rate since 2022. Goldman Sachs has effectively ruled out the possibility of a near-term recession and expects other banks to follow suit and adjust their forecasts. (Jin10

Voodoonomics. A growth of 2.4% is a sign of recession.
Some would rather become paupers than for a Trump economy to grow.
Raised because they see him backing down on nonsensical tariffs calculated on trade deficit. He should have continued those tariffs make we check something
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:28am On May 06, 2025
User09:
The easiest way to prove Ibime wrong would be to see if any of the 12k students who scored the 300 above put in Mass comm as their potential course of study.

God help him if a large % happen to fall in that bracket.

Is there a breakdown of the intended courses by the Jamb candidates BluerayDick?
You sef know it's zero

There was a thread in the last 6 months of the top JAMB scorers from the last 10 years and what they are doing now and they are all doing numeric jobs or numeric further education
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:36pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
The problem is u are an old man who was trained to believe STEM courses or the age long trio of Accountancy, Economics and Law are the only way to show one is serious with his or her life.

The fact the people whom u know that studied MASSCOM did so out of fear for those aforementioned STEM courses, Law and the likes has made u greatly prejudiced.
I like am like that. Before I employ you with art degree I need to see a prestigious uni on your CV so I can differentiate between those who studied arts by choice and those who studied arts because of low IQ or selfishness.

There was one nigga I did both primary and secondary school with. I have known him all my life and he never crossed class C or D to enter class B talkless of A, from primary to secondary. Today he is a high flying lawyer having knuckled down in his SS3 and University years. Anither of my nigga who was near the bottom of the class (placed between 20th and 30th but never demoted to class B) is now an Anaesthesiologist in USA collecting good pepper. That shows that belief, determination and ambition are the most vital ingredients even in a "dull" student. There is no excuse for anyone with a triple digit IQ to be studying Masscomm except in abroad setting in a prestigious uni, then we will know it's by choice. Do you know that even in England, the worst, most dull and most unambitious students in my time would scrape together one E and go to Uni to study "Media studies" which is our version of MassCom here. We just saw them as time wasters who just want to enjoy student loan for 3 more years before facing the real world.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:52pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
See u are an old man who is speaking off Ur knowledge of things over 20 years ago. If not u will not be talking about secretariat job that has almost been pahsed off the Nigerian work space.

PA/EA which replaced secretary jobs doesn't even require you to have a degree in secretariat studies for u to excel at it. Anybody going to study such course in this age and time is just wasting his or her time cos he or she will still need to look for daily bread in another field.

There are 720 functional radio stations in nigeria, I don't know the exact number of TV stations in Nigeria but I know it should be in hundreds. There are different career paths in that MASSCOM u despise so much; career paths like Journalist,Reporter,Public,Relations,Specialist,Advertising,Copywriter,MarketingCommunication,Specialist,Broadcast Producer,Videographer, etc

Na u just know the bad dream u Don get about the course.
All those Peller, content creators and OAPs, how many of them get MassCom?

There are 720 radio stations in Nigeria who employ mostly people who didn't study MassCom, but there are half a million Directors that need PAs. I know you don't need Secretarial degree to do Secretary work but last last there are still more jobs for them. Even at that, you can't be a PA to a high flying Corporate Director without a degree. PAs for corporates these days are expected to have strategic knowledge to step in and communicate on behalf of their boss to the point that even lawyers are serving as PAs in some of the most blue chip companies today.

Nobody was doing MassCom like that 20 years ago, na useless indomie generation start this MassCom trend

How I knew MassCom was a useless course was even 10 years ago. My first cousin born to my uncle wey no hold was adopted by one of my aunty wey get pepper. She trained this girl in one private school in AkwaIbom paying N300k per term which was $2k dollars then. I heard the girl was doing well such that when I visited PH in 2014, I insisted I take a road trip to Uyo to visit her in her boarding house. The next year which was her SS3 year na him matter cast, I heard she's started playing and becoming unserious. My Aunty who is a PHD holder, alumni and board member at Abu Zaria had set it up for her to go study law at Zaria. On top of that, that my aunty is well connected to the point of being friends with Sultan of Sokoto and sitting on the board of ABU Zaria and could have paved way for her professionally with connections and jobs if she just followed the path my aunty set for her. She said no, that she wants to do Masscomm at Uniport. She finally flopped her final exams scoring 180 and my aunty disowned her. That's when she said she wants to use that 180 to go to Polytechnic, I said last last you must sit at home for one year and write JAMB again. She finally passed the JAMB to get to Uniport but to study journalism which is not far from Masscomm. At this point I've almost washed my hands off her but still giving her small benefit of the doubt. Her first year of uni, she called me one day. Before even greeting and talking as adults, she started fake crying "Uncle, I need money". That's when I shouted at her that is that how you talk to adults with childish voice? From then I washed hands off her, she can't squeeze N1k out of my hand today. She is the one that educated me on the unambitious nature and general uselessness of MASSCOMM people.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:23pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
U no get point .

Any SSCE holder or OND holder can be trained to be a secretary in no time . The same cannot be said of MASSCOM application . Who told u MASSCOM’s application is only for the role of OAP ?

U should be angry someone is going to school to waste time on “secretariat studies “ , instead na MASSCOM wey broad well and get room for specialization u Dey vex for
You no get point, last last there are half a million secretaries/PAs in Naija, whether overqualified or not. The job to student ratio is much healthier than MassCom.

How many jobs dey MassCom for Naija vs how many students?

Some years ago, I spoke to a young man who was having issues getting to uni for many years. He said I should help him to write JAMB. By this time he was already mid twenties, had been at Uni studying accounting but found out his matriculation (which he worked) was fake in the final year and the uni didn't recognise him as a student. So he's spent many years in the wilderness at this stage after that crushing disappointment. He was in such a dark place, I asked him what he wants to do in Uni, he said "las las, lemme just go and get a MassCom degree". He was a very intelligent lad but in a sunken place and saw MassCom as the easy path to say he's doing something. I said no, let's do Accounting Chartership and close off your earlier disappointment in the proper way that is more befitting of your brains. Today he is a chartered accountant earning close to 7 figures, when he could have been the average MassCom failure if I listened to him and allowed him to settle for the path of least resistance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:55pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
No mind him , Na people Dey study Secretariat studies in school for 2025 o
Secretary has real life application wey boku

Wetin you want do with MassCom

10m people rushing a handful of OAP roles
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:48pm On May 05, 2025
Bluelines69:
They play Leicester and westham next while we play Newcastle and United, we should just not lose to Newcastle but st James park scares me our boys no rugged
The Leicester na sure 3 points, the West Ham na draw at worst
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:45pm On May 05, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Most of the OAPs studied Mass Comm in school same with those in journalism
If you no like something you go bad mouth am tire
Masscomm is the most oversubscribed course in school. Every below average and unambitious student dey rush am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibime(m): 9:26pm On May 05, 2025
Doctor taking the last Playoff spot as it stands

Raumdeuter done cast
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:19pm On May 05, 2025
By the time we play Forest on last day of the season, I'd prefer if they are out of the race
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:18pm On May 05, 2025
This Eze penalty style na nonsense, they should take him off duties. Still a goal sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:17pm On May 05, 2025
If Eze miss penalty again, na slapping sure pass
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:15pm On May 05, 2025
Clear pen to Palace

Make Forest nack out abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:12pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
U like philosophy and literature but u don’t like MASSCOM? 😂😂😂
I said I don't mind. Las las you fit be all those Shakespeare and Macbeth people wey dey follow passion but get brain like Soyinka dem. But that Masscomm is for the mentally lazy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:08pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
Wetin concern me and MASSCOM? 🤷‍♂️

I just don’t share ur believe that any course not STEM based is useless ni
We like Law and Languages. We don't mind English, Literature, History, Classics, Philosophy if that's your interest

But you see that MASSCOMM? Once any relative inform me say him dey go read Masscomm, I done write am off for life. It shows s/he is a settler who takes the easy path and embraces mediocrity. Not somebody worth investing a penny or a Joule of energy in.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 8:57pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
Lolz . This MASSCOM wey u Dey beef na one of the top courses for people wey Dey faculty of arts o. E get rep pass most courses in Faculty of education sef .

In fact, na faculty of education dem Dey later bundle people go after dem don fill management and social sciences finish .
E be like you read this MASSCOMM, the way you dey Voltron for them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:50pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
Lolz . The 1.5m won’t get into the university cos they scored below 200 .

Na out of the 400k that passed MASSCOM people Dey inside .
So e get who MASSCOM people better pass?

Those wey fall below go enter MASSCOM through clearance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:01pm On May 05, 2025
BlueRayDick:
Over 1.5m scored below 200 out of 1.9m that wrote this year’s JAMB.

Omo! Some people go still do mistake of going to Polytechnic and College of Education in 2025 . Smh 🤦‍♂️
1.5m enrollments into MASSCOM incoming
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:54pm On May 05, 2025
GloriousGbola:
Thank you for explaining this to Sodiq.
Some things suppose be general knowledge but Sodiqi only watches movies so him dey miss them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:43pm On May 05, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Wait
Because of one agreement, Nigerians should suffer and hustle for what's not enough why we continue supplying outsider because of agreement
It's based on them not damming River Niger upstream or the flow to Kainji would not be sufficient, or the River could branch out if the flow rate is tampered with upstream
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:03pm On May 04, 2025
semid4lyfe:
I am really surprised by your stance.

The truth is the lady has no right to alter the property without the consent of the landlord via a signed and legally binding agreement.

The extensive renovations, modifications, redesign and improvements she did are sara for the Landlord and by removing them, she has damaged the landlord's property and violated the tenancy laws.

If the Landlord takes legal action, she'll undoubtedly lose.

As wicked as the action of the landlord is, he'll win because emotions have no place in court.

Away from the legal aspect, her action also has future consequences for other prospective tenants as realtors will refuse to build properties for rent.

Also, Landlords will profile and refuse to rent properties to certain people, require huge security and caution deposits which will invariably make apartments more unaffordable and worsen the housing situation.
That's why commercial leases have "make good" clauses

Landlord rent you a flat to live in, you modify am to Boutique or shop in a way that the Landlord will have to incur costs to make turn it back to a residential, you come dey shout say you do Landlord favour

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