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Roland17:No be big stage anything. Barca defence open pass whørehouse so e no special. Na so Guirassy score hattrick no mean say Guirassy na don. That's only his 5th assist of the season |
Roland17:5th assist of the season, no dey shout |
We deserve extra time and even penalties abeg |
This tie too hot All 22 players should take Balon Dor for entertainment |
3-3 |
Tor |
Na wa oh |
Make Barca comot with their suicidal high line jare PSG or Arsenal would have pummelled them Their style is for dominating small teams consistently over a league season, not for facing big teams |
Roland17:Nothing consine me with Dumb fries, he has always flopped as a RB and I hate specialists (in this case, he can play RWB only and is a liability at RB, shoehorning his manager into a specific system) As for your comment, Hakimi, Trent and Ait Nouri will be laughing their ãss off. Even his fellow Dutch boy Frimpong is a better attacker but another defensive liability |
basilico:Raised because they see him backing down on nonsensical tariffs calculated on trade deficit. He should have continued those tariffs make we check something |
User09:You sef know it's zero There was a thread in the last 6 months of the top JAMB scorers from the last 10 years and what they are doing now and they are all doing numeric jobs or numeric further education |
BlueRayDick:I like am like that. Before I employ you with art degree I need to see a prestigious uni on your CV so I can differentiate between those who studied arts by choice and those who studied arts because of low IQ or selfishness. There was one nigga I did both primary and secondary school with. I have known him all my life and he never crossed class C or D to enter class B talkless of A, from primary to secondary. Today he is a high flying lawyer having knuckled down in his SS3 and University years. Anither of my nigga who was near the bottom of the class (placed between 20th and 30th but never demoted to class B) is now an Anaesthesiologist in USA collecting good pepper. That shows that belief, determination and ambition are the most vital ingredients even in a "dull" student. There is no excuse for anyone with a triple digit IQ to be studying Masscomm except in abroad setting in a prestigious uni, then we will know it's by choice. Do you know that even in England, the worst, most dull and most unambitious students in my time would scrape together one E and go to Uni to study "Media studies" which is our version of MassCom here. We just saw them as time wasters who just want to enjoy student loan for 3 more years before facing the real world. |
BlueRayDick:All those Peller, content creators and OAPs, how many of them get MassCom? There are 720 radio stations in Nigeria who employ mostly people who didn't study MassCom, but there are half a million Directors that need PAs. I know you don't need Secretarial degree to do Secretary work but last last there are still more jobs for them. Even at that, you can't be a PA to a high flying Corporate Director without a degree. PAs for corporates these days are expected to have strategic knowledge to step in and communicate on behalf of their boss to the point that even lawyers are serving as PAs in some of the most blue chip companies today. Nobody was doing MassCom like that 20 years ago, na useless indomie generation start this MassCom trend How I knew MassCom was a useless course was even 10 years ago. My first cousin born to my uncle wey no hold was adopted by one of my aunty wey get pepper. She trained this girl in one private school in AkwaIbom paying N300k per term which was $2k dollars then. I heard the girl was doing well such that when I visited PH in 2014, I insisted I take a road trip to Uyo to visit her in her boarding house. The next year which was her SS3 year na him matter cast, I heard she's started playing and becoming unserious. My Aunty who is a PHD holder, alumni and board member at Abu Zaria had set it up for her to go study law at Zaria. On top of that, that my aunty is well connected to the point of being friends with Sultan of Sokoto and sitting on the board of ABU Zaria and could have paved way for her professionally with connections and jobs if she just followed the path my aunty set for her. She said no, that she wants to do Masscomm at Uniport. She finally flopped her final exams scoring 180 and my aunty disowned her. That's when she said she wants to use that 180 to go to Polytechnic, I said last last you must sit at home for one year and write JAMB again. She finally passed the JAMB to get to Uniport but to study journalism which is not far from Masscomm. At this point I've almost washed my hands off her but still giving her small benefit of the doubt. Her first year of uni, she called me one day. Before even greeting and talking as adults, she started fake crying "Uncle, I need money". That's when I shouted at her that is that how you talk to adults with childish voice? From then I washed hands off her, she can't squeeze N1k out of my hand today. She is the one that educated me on the unambitious nature and general uselessness of MASSCOMM people. |
BlueRayDick:You no get point, last last there are half a million secretaries/PAs in Naija, whether overqualified or not. The job to student ratio is much healthier than MassCom. How many jobs dey MassCom for Naija vs how many students? Some years ago, I spoke to a young man who was having issues getting to uni for many years. He said I should help him to write JAMB. By this time he was already mid twenties, had been at Uni studying accounting but found out his matriculation (which he worked) was fake in the final year and the uni didn't recognise him as a student. So he's spent many years in the wilderness at this stage after that crushing disappointment. He was in such a dark place, I asked him what he wants to do in Uni, he said "las las, lemme just go and get a MassCom degree". He was a very intelligent lad but in a sunken place and saw MassCom as the easy path to say he's doing something. I said no, let's do Accounting Chartership and close off your earlier disappointment in the proper way that is more befitting of your brains. Today he is a chartered accountant earning close to 7 figures, when he could have been the average MassCom failure if I listened to him and allowed him to settle for the path of least resistance. |
BlueRayDick:Secretary has real life application wey boku Wetin you want do with MassCom 10m people rushing a handful of OAP roles |
Bluelines69:The Leicester na sure 3 points, the West Ham na draw at worst |
iamoyindamola:Masscomm is the most oversubscribed course in school. Every below average and unambitious student dey rush am |
Doctor taking the last Playoff spot as it stands Raumdeuter done cast |
By the time we play Forest on last day of the season, I'd prefer if they are out of the race |
This Eze penalty style na nonsense, they should take him off duties. Still a goal sha |
If Eze miss penalty again, na slapping sure pass |
Clear pen to Palace Make Forest nack out abeg |
BlueRayDick:I said I don't mind. Las las you fit be all those Shakespeare and Macbeth people wey dey follow passion but get brain like Soyinka dem. But that Masscomm is for the mentally lazy |
BlueRayDick:We like Law and Languages. We don't mind English, Literature, History, Classics, Philosophy if that's your interest But you see that MASSCOMM? Once any relative inform me say him dey go read Masscomm, I done write am off for life. It shows s/he is a settler who takes the easy path and embraces mediocrity. Not somebody worth investing a penny or a Joule of energy in. |
BlueRayDick:E be like you read this MASSCOMM, the way you dey Voltron for them |
BlueRayDick:So e get who MASSCOM people better pass? Those wey fall below go enter MASSCOM through clearance |
BlueRayDick:1.5m enrollments into MASSCOM incoming |
GloriousGbola:Some things suppose be general knowledge but Sodiqi only watches movies so him dey miss them |
iamoyindamola:It's based on them not damming River Niger upstream or the flow to Kainji would not be sufficient, or the River could branch out if the flow rate is tampered with upstream |
semid4lyfe:That's why commercial leases have "make good" clauses Landlord rent you a flat to live in, you modify am to Boutique or shop in a way that the Landlord will have to incur costs to make turn it back to a residential, you come dey shout say you do Landlord favour |
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