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[size=16pt]YES IT IS . . . . . . . . . . and it will soon be over for McCain as well.[/size]

Is this news? Even in 1996, I bought all my Junior WAEC papers. Of course I knew it was wrong, but I didn't want my mates to have unfair advantage because they bought it too.

http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=681594

[center][size=20pt]Ronaldinho's Wild Nights Revealed[/size][/center]

A journalist from the DPA Agency revealed how Barcelona superstar Ronaldinho spends his "wild" nights out. They begin with a five-star dinner at a luxury restaurant with friends, and conclude with hard partying with gorgeous women until the early hours of the morning.

Daniel Garcia Marco, a journalist who writes for the DPA Agency went to the effort of describing in great detail how Ronaldinho spent his night on the eve of Barcelona's Champions League semi-final second leg showdown with Manchester United.

Of course, the Brazilian was out injured for the match, but instead of focusing on his recovery, he preferred to go out until the early hours of the morning.

According to the reporter, the night began at 12:30 pm, when Ronaldinho had dinner with six friends at the Casanova Beach Club, a restaurant/pub that was recently inaugurated in the Paseo Maritimo de Castelldefels (Barcelona).

Ronaldinho enjoyed a feast with friends, that included eating a variety of different meats, and was topped off with a succulent buffet of tarts for dessert.

This time the Barcelona footballer chose the new restaurant of Mimo, who also owns Casanova. Ronaldinho has his own private section at the restaurant which is often referred to as "The Section of the Legend". Ronaldinho and his entourage regularly enjoy spaghetti carbonara and a selection of red meats from the menu.

But the intensity of the night increased when Ronaldinho and company consumed several beers with lemon, with the occassional glass of wine. Often the drinks are on the house, but on other days Ronaldinho pays the fat bill, and sometimes he leaves a tip of up to twelve euros, or at times he doesn't leave anything.

The staff at the restaurant always affirm that Ronaldinho is a pleasure to have, as he always respects everybody, and doesn't mind chatting to people who greet him.

"He is always alert. He is like this with the clients who greet him, but mainly with the children," a worker stated. Ronaldinho signs several Barcelona jerseys, and makes sure everyone has had a chance to talk to him.

At 1:15 am, Ronaldinho and company left the Casanova Beach Club in two Range Rovers and headed off to "Sandunguita", a Caribbean-themed club in Port Ginestra, close to Castelldefels.

When there, Ronaldinho greeted his friends with kisses and hugs. He asked for beer (lots of it), and those were are present - including lots of Brazilians - observed a Ronaldinho who was dressed in all white for the occassion.

At 2:00 am the party begins. Much reggaeton and Rihanna hit single 'Umbrella' gave way for live samba and funk. According to the journalist, Ronaldinho sung, played the drums and danced like there was no tomorrow all night long.


He had several more beers, and even helped in breaking up a fight. He then continued to dance, without even thinking about the injury that hasn't allowed him to see any action on the football field for a couple of weeks. On the dance floor he showed off some amazing moves, many of which he has brought onto the football field. Defenders worldwide would have been familiar with each one of them - with Milan, Inter and Manchester City all hopeful to witness them week in week out next season.

At 4:00 am the samba came to a stop and paved the way for more reggaeton. At this point, Ronaldinho allegedly took off his shirt, and while surrounded by beautiful women, continued to show off all his dancing skills. No-one would have thought he is recovering from an injury.

The nightclub usually closes at 5am, according to the owners, but it was way past this hour and the Sandunguita was still open, and Ronaldinho, who had his hands full with great company, showed off a huge smile that hasn't been seen at the Camp Nou for some time now. It seems like Ronaldinho has found better things to do than to play football.

Gregory Sica

Roman does not know that you have to act early in the summer to buy the players you want. Maybe he is waiting till after Euro 2008 to name a manager by which time there wont be any players left.

Another breaking news: Milan have pulled out of the race to sign Drogba. I am hoping someone else will come in for him because I am happy with his unprofessionalism as he showed again yesterday. His stroppiness is becoming too frequent abeg. I don tire for the guy and I hope we sell him. He is too emotional.

Oh I get it. Thanks.

ln x + ln(2x + 1) = 0

MyTempID:
lnx(2x+1) = 0
e^lnx(2x+1) = e⁰
x(2x+1) = 1
2x² +x - 1 = 0

(2x - 1)(x+1) = 0

x = -1; 1/2

I am not sure about your method . . . . you shouldn't get 2 values for x . . . .

ln x + ln(2x + 1) = 0

ln(2x + 1) = -lnx

e^lnx(2x+1) = e^-lnx

2x+1 = x

x = -1

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=16635.msg2226951#msg2226951 date=1210013415]Temperature in Moscow is crazy. . . .I am going in padded.
Letz just hope i find a stranded lass on board before i get to Moscow to warm me up. [/quote]Moscow is very hot during summer time so I advise you not to get padded up. The only padding you should be wearing is stab-proof vest cos you might get stabbed by some neo-nazi's over there. You know how those Russian boys operate. I have been to Bulgaria before and I doubt I will be touching Eastern Europe ever again.

SAF said this is the greatest ever Man Utd team. If Chelsea, during such a turbulent season, with a much criticised manager can be level on points with this greatest ever Man Utd team, what does that say about Chelsea?

Hehehehe . . . . . Malouda is such a funny guy.

Did you notice his goal celebration? He mimic'd a phone call and then he mimic'd someone riding a bike. I guess what he is trying to say is that another club should phone him and he will be on his bike, on his way to them.

Don't worry mate, you are already on your way.

Thats it! I'm officially tired of this Drogba guy. He obviously thinks he is bigger than Chelsea. Maybe his head is swelling from his performance against Liverpool and Man Utd. What an emotional player. He is only good for 15 games a season. Fucking egomaniac. Who does he think he is? Johan Cruyff? Just what I said after the Liverpool game. We are seeing it now. The guy doesn't want to pass, doesn't want to run. He just wants to dribble 10 men and score or take shots from 40 yards. Sell this prick! One thing I can't stand is people taking the piss with my club. This is a serious game and he is back to his selfish old ways like he did with Fehnerbahce. Why should a player have to be challenged to perform? Such a player is unreliable. This dude better be professional abeg!

I don't think it is a Nigerian problem so we shouldn't be looking for Nigerian solutions.

To be honest, I am still shocked as to how Boris managed to win the election. I think people were rebelling against the Labour party for doubling taxes for the poorest people - that is why Ken Livingston lost the election. The race issue is a small issue. I don't think Boris has the power to significantly affect any Black man who is legit.

MyTempID:
Find A and B such that COS(100X-45degrees) = ACOS(100X) + BSIN(100X)

Should we find X as well?

Good News Guys: Lamps, Drogba and Ballack have told teammates that they have changed their minds and want to stay. I am happy for them to stay as long as they are ready to give 100%. Whether Abramovic wants them is another issue.

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/sport/2008/05/04/frank-lampard-ready-to-sign-three-year-chelsea-deal-98487-20405351/

^^^ Some football scouts are stupid. How can you be a 'mini Drogba' at 13? Drogba's game is based on his physical strength. What happens when this youngsters' mates also grow up. Will his physical strength make any difference then? If the boy is from Afghanistan, I am also guessing that his age is fake. He may well be 15 or so. No wonder he is physically stronger than his mates.

Buxton University . . . . hehe . . . never heard of it. They should send him back to school like Orji Kalu.

Abramovic needs to slow down . . . . last season he was ready to pay £88m for Ronaldnho. What a big mistake that would have been. The guy wants to see champagne football at all cost and it seems he is ready to break the bank for it. Mind you, I wouldn't call it breaking the bank cos Abramovic makes an extra £20m every day. I guess that for him, Lionel Messi would be nothing more than a weeks' pay.

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=16635.msg2220642#msg2220642 date=1209853880]I am tired of y'all peops talking about NEXT SEASON.[/quote]This season is not over. Based on stats, we have only lost 3 games this season. You have lost 5. This is despite manager changeover a few games into the season. No need to talk anyway, we will see you in the CL final plus the season is not over. One thing I trust Chelsea for is that we do not lose games easily.

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=16635.msg2220642#msg2220642 date=1209853880]The problem with your outfit is the number of pensioners/finished products in your ranks. . . . There's no visible player development.[/quote]Pensioners like Scholes, Giggs, Van Der Saar and Neville?

Of our current squad, only Makalele and Belletti are older than Ferdinand.

Anyway, lets not talk. Let history bear itself out.

Maybe Opabunmi is Akolawole's town man 

Is he still at Grasshoppers?

Onigbinde must also be Ako's town man 

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=16635.msg2220462#msg2220462 date=1209850645]Chelsea will be back? Back where?
Roman needs a a massive overhaul to be on Man Utd's level. . . .
Majority of your players are getting old and i hope your club wont suffer a meltdown like AC Milan is currently doing.[/quote]You are here talking. We are level on points with you despite all the wahala we have had this season. Don't worry you will see next season. I don't think you will be able to live with us.

I just checked out the Miralem Sulejmani on youtube just now. My first impression is: Nah, not good enough for Chelsea.

Firstly, most of his goals come from central positions and we will not be playing him centrally. Secondly, he is too small and weak for Premiership. If he was very fast like Aaron Lennon, I would overlook his size, but he looks about as fast as Malouda, maybe a little faster. Thirdly, he can't dribble. A winger should be able to dribble. I think he may do well at Blackburn etc but Chelsea is on a different level. Our competitors are fielding Ronaldo and the like. We also have to match them. That is why I propose that we go all out for wingers this summer.

If we were going to buy Sulejmani, we should have kept Mbark Boussoufa who we let go to Genk a year and a half ago. He didn't even get to play for our first team. He scored 16 goals in his first season for Genk and earned a transfer to Anderlecht. Check him out here:
                                                                                       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH7hDHvNihk

If anything, we must get Farfan if we are to buy from Dutch league. He is already our player, we just need to pay £1.00 like we did with Alex. I see him as our third choice winger behind Joe Cole and someone else (preferrably Quaresma).

bluehorizo:
Who is this Tom Taiwo that plays for the reserve team?

One Naija boy from Leeds. Apparently he hasn't progressed as well as Chelsea coaches were hoping.

@Somze,

Many clubs want to sign Sidwell for £5m

One club wanted Boulahrouz for £4m (I can't remember)

Tottenham wants Ben-Haim (I am guessing for 5-6m)

Ben Sahar needs to go out on loan because his scoring record in the Championship hasn't been impressive. Di Santo doing very well according to Nateevs.

Sinclair is doing very well at Crystal Palace as well as one 17 year old boy called Victor Moses who we are also chasing.

Milan want to sign Sheva back this summer so it all depends on the price. I am guessing £5m although they will probably try that shit they did with Crespo and take him on loan.

InterMilan are willing to pay £20m+ for Drogba.

Ferreira just signed a new five year contract (For what, I don't know: so it may be some time before we get rid of him)

Crespo has one year left and has fallen out with Inter so I guess he will be out on loan again.

SWP has already told friends he is leaving because he has only played once since Carling Cup.

Chelsea offered Malouda + cash to Bayern for Ribery so we can assume Malouda is also on his way.

@ Nateevs & Somze

Don't worry about Villa. Madrid have already bid £24m for him. They tapped him up long time ago and they have verbal agreement with him.

As for Sulejmani, I read somewhere that Ajax is his first choice. I haven't yet seen him so I can't comment if he is good enough for Chelsea.

As for Curbishley, I can't believe this guy:

He was playing against ten men and refused to play 2 strikers. Instead he puts Zamora on the left and Solano on the right. Absolutely shocking! No wonder West Ham fans are calling for his head. The fool has no ambition. Even losing 3-1, he is focusing on not conceding anymore rather than getting back in the game. Anyway, I don't blame him - this is a man who put Mascherano and Tevez on the bench whilst West Ham were facing relegation. Maybe they had too much talent for him and he didn't know what to do with it. Idiot!

Anyway, lets see what Wigan can do next week. They hammered Villa 2-0 at Villa Park today.

bawomolo:
or the imaginary number simplify the following and express your answer in the form of a + bi where a & b are real numbers.

1. [img]http://www.mc.maricopa.edu/dept/d25/math/AssetReview/COLST/Image117.gif[/img]

2. [img]http://www.mc.maricopa.edu/dept/d25/math/AssetReview/COLST/Image116.gif[/img]

3. change 3+4i to polar coordinates

Ah - SS1 Further Maths! Roots of complex nos nearly made me fight my teacher back then.

1. 2i/(i-2i) = 2i/-i = -2

2. 5+i/i³ = 5+i/-i = -5/i - 1 = 5(-1/i) - 1 = 5i - 1

3. r = sqrt(3²+4²) = sqrt(25) = 5

Theta = tan^-1(4/3) or c0s(4/3)/sin(4/3) = 53^o

Therefore polar form is 5(c0s(53) + isin(53))

All this is nonsense. Some American people went to the school and claimed that teachers flogging pupils is child abuse. If they came to my primary or sechondary school in naija, they will also say the same thing. It is just a misunderstanding of cultures.

Wetin Obama talk na news? Just in the last 2 weeks alone, I have recieved 20 emails from Hillary Clinton and a few from Bill as well. I know who is sending these emails - Nigerians!

Stop lying!

Paul Ince? Really?

Whoa - you guys should not be calling Zenith a rubbish team. They are Russian Champions, they beat Leverkusen 4-1 in Germany and they have also knocked out Villarreal and Marseille so I cannot say that I am too surprised that they beat Bayern.

@ Somze, Arsenal had a game in hand so it was more like 5 points - which became 8 after the Man Utd game.

^^^I see there is no reason to continue this argument. You have already made several glaring mistakes just on this thread:

(1.) Rueben Agboola never played in the Premiership. WRONG!

(2.) Onigbinde found Joseph Yobo. WRONG AGAIN!

(3.) Femi Opabunmi is a gem. DISGRACEFUL!

(4.) Reuters and BBC staff do not check their info before publishing. WRONG AGAIN!


I'm done arguing cos this is going nowhere.