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Theflint1:
She's earning in dollars as a virtual assistant, and the bills seem to be choking her regardless.

It's not exclusive to her either, everybody is complaining.

bemeruca:
SAP is a product that has worldwide implementation, so is Microsoft and Nvidia, etc. The UK does not have a company like that. Even if what you are saying is not the case, the list will not change much. The richest EU company is valued at 340 billion. Microsoft is valued at 3 trillion. Organically they are valued at about 2 trillion.

Theflint1:
Na she o

Theflint1:
So it seems the girl in question has been living a fake life all along

Her videos plenty on Tiktok when she was Balling and creating content every restaurant in the same Lagos.

When she goes broke and as a result of reckless spending that she can't afford to maintain a fake lifestyle and has to go to trenches she now realizes Lagos is sm£lling. pic.twitter.com/qZLGldurbA

— A. Ayofe (@abdullahayofel) March 16, 2025

BlueMann:
- looks to the bench, who is our best attacking option...



TYRIQUE GEORGE


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bemeruca:
This is true but even if that is the case, it would still not make any difference. We know the stock is overvalued.

bemeruca:
Ibime, Budaatum, when it comes to the richest companies in the world, the UK does not have a single company in the top 40.
nothing innovative is coming out from the EU. We know that authoritarian countries tend to do poorly in terms of prosperity. What do you guys think is happening to Europe? too much Sh Jimaria and no brains being imported?

Apple (AAPL) (USA)
NVIDIA (NVDA) (USA)
Microsoft (MSFT) (USA)
Amazon (AMZN) (USA)
Alphabet (GOOG/GOOGL) (USA)
Meta Platforms (META) (USA)
Saudi Aramco (Saudi Arabia)
Tesla (TSLA) (USA)
Broadcom (AVGO) (USA)
TSMC (Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company) (Taiwan)
Eli Lilly (LLY) (USA)
Walmart (WMT) (USA)
JPMorgan Chase (JPM) (USA)
Visa (V) (USA)
Tencent (China)
ExxonMobil (XOM) (USA)
Mastercard (MA) (USA)
UnitedHealth Group (UNH) (USA)
Oracle (ORCL) (USA)
Costco (COST) (USA)
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Netflix (NFLX) (USA)
Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) (USA)
AbbVie (ABBV) (USA)
Home Depot (HD) (USA)
Novo Nordisk (Denmark)
Alibaba (BABA) (China)
LVMH (France)
Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC) (China)
Bank of America (BAC) (USA)
SAP (Germany)
Coca-Cola (KO) (USA)
T-Mobile US (TMUS) (USA)
Hermès (France)
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ASML (Netherlands)
Roche (Switzerland)
Chevron (CVX) (USA)
Salesforce (CRM) (USA)
Nestlé (Switzerland)

nateevs:
Not a bad shout but there is no dynamism in midfield with Enzo and Caceido. We could play 9 hours with Caicedo and Enzo and have no shots or through passes from midfield.

James helps with some dynamism.

nateevs:
I say it again and again, James does not have the fitness to play RB, unless you just want him breaking down and out of the team time and again.

It is good squad management.

GloriousGbola:
The lecturer's first draft

Dear Bleep

Young man I did nothing wrong and if you get in my way tomorrow I will clear you again!

Second draft

Dear xxxx


I trust this letter finds you in good health I am writing in reference to the unfortunate incident that occured when you blocked my path on my way to the lecture theatre. I was unfortunately in a hurry to get to the class and you were not moving fast enough to get out of my way. The incident is regretted. I trust you are unhurt. I will endeavour to avoid situations where students delay me in my way to class in the future

Please take care and accept my warmest wishes

Third draft na chat gpt


Naija where adults find it hard to apologise to younguns for anything in person - na now on paper them go apologize?

semid4lyfe:
This issue dey rage for office platform and some people don post the same thing wey you post so make I chip in

For me, the giveaway that the letter was written by AI is not so much the flowery and wordy tone but

1. The Title of the letter.

He wrote,

Dear Chidera,
LETTER OF APOLOGY TO MR CHIDERA

This is AI being used without proof reading, proper editing and correction.

It should have been

Dear Chidera,
LETTER OF APOLOGY

2. The overly patronizing tone and almost beggarly nature of the letter. The lecturer threw all his pride away. and was grovelling at the feet of the student. This is very uncharacteristic of a Nigerian lecturer.

3. The content of that letter went far and beyond the subject matter.

Look at the lines below:

I understand that my apology cannot erase the past, but I hope it can be a step towards healing and moving forward.

Erase past? healing? moving forward? kilode? on top a singular incident! When no be long term broken relationship?

Please know that I am committed to changing my behavior and ensuring that all my students feel safe, respected, and supported in the classroom. I will do everything in my power to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.

How did a simple personal apology letter, expand in scope to ensuring all his students are respected, supported and feel safe in class?

If you are willing, I would like to meet with you to discuss how I can make amends and support you in any way possible. Please let me know if this is something you would be open to, and we can arrange a time and place that works for you.

Support? Did the student break some bones and land in hospital as a result of that clearance?

Again, this is overboard and uncharacteristic of a Nigerian lecturer, especially the one in question.

Even if I wan run this kain parole with the student, na to obtain hin digits, control am. give him a nice time and press small change for hin aza. Finish.

The letter is AI being used without human oversight and proof that AI sef dey gba.

Summarily, I can bet my March salary that the apology letter was generated by AI.

DissTroy:
There's PR-speak and it comes with a lot bullshitting and posturing. Maybe he outsourced it to a communications firm to word his apology. Maybe. The internet is rife with apologies by Nigerians using similar tones before ChatGPT became a thing.

Attributing any piece of writing which seems so delicately crafted devoid of what we expect to AI is ultimately saying Nigerians are monolithic in our verbal or lexical expressions. People write in millions of ways.

airmark:
Appease Fenibeso and take Magnesium glycinate.

DissTroy:
Maybe ChatGPT did for this lecturer, but don't generalize. I've been writing and speaking in very formal wordy tones (even in the course of regular WhatsApp exchanges) for years before OpenAI got its $1 billion funding in 2015, and certainly before the first iteration of ChatGPT in 2022; Including here on Nairaland. My friends and acquaintances write and speak in similar tones too.

I don't know what demography of Nigerians you've been acquiesced with, but a very sizeable number of Nigerians are reputed for having a very rich vocabulary stock; and even more so those in the academia whom this Nekede lecturer is a part of.

Soyinka, Hon. Patrick Obahiaghon and others famous for using seemingly grandiosely formal words aren't outliers or exemptions as I interact with such people everyday.

iamoyindamola:
https://x.com/ThaCapableAY/status/1901014236425568732?t=Qgi16KLew0PKSKK4AxeIEw&s=19[/quote]Your evidence is weak. Nothing come out

bemeruca:
They are wasting their time with Denmark. They need to join us

bemeruca:
Ibime, what do you think?

Greenland did indeed vote for independence from Denmark. Jens Frederik Nielsen, the Prime Minister elect, expressed his interest in continuing talks with President Trump especially in regard to the security of Greenland and a continuing relationship with America. Greenland has no intention of maintaining agreements with China related to the use of their raw earth minerals. This could definitely be a great opportunity for America to gain a greater presence in the Arctic region.

semid4lyfe:
AI is making people lazy.

Those of us wey go school in the days of very limited internet access, and had to use physical libraries, do overnight browsing at the cybercafe just to download materials for our projects are better grounded.

These days. the simplest writing tasks are done with AI. Even that one sef, dem no fit apply human sense to make it better.

I recently reviewed some seminar papers and all of them were written with AI but it's understandable cos students like sharp-sharp stress free work.

The first sentence in one of the seminar papers I reviewed went thus;

Cardiovascular diseases (CVDs) are the leading cause of deaths globally.

How do you make such a weighty statement without stating the prevalence number and quoting a reference source?

Also that CVDs in bracket was a dead giveaway that it was AI generated.

I fear for our kids o, I really fear.

Hopefully, Turnitin will continue to keep people honest when it comes to serious academic output.

iamoyindamola:
Omo e be like say na asake betray him papa as the man try for him wella
He's apologized and ready to make amend

GloriousGbola:
even oyibo sef go struggle to write in this tone. this is what they call woke writing

Gucciboy:
Coventry city wins again to solidify top 6 spot for the playoffs

iamoyindamola:
I love equal right and punishment
What do you think should be the verdict for this lecturer


https://www.nairaland.com/8369666/federal-polytechnic-nekede-suspends-lecturer

Chidera
Department of Art & Design
Federal polytechnic Nekede owerri.

Dear Chidera
LETTER OF APOLOGY TO MR CHIDERA
I am writing to offer my sincerest apologies for my behavior towards you. I am deeply sorry for the way I treated you, and I realize that my actions were unacceptable and hurtful.

As your teacher, I should have provided a safe and supportive learning environment, but instead, I bullied and intimidated you. My behavior was not only unprofessional, but it also caused you harm and distress.

I want you to know that I take full responsibility for my actions, and I am truly sorry for the pain and suffering I caused you. I understand that my apology cannot erase the past, but I hope it can be a step towards healing and moving forward.

Please know that I am committed to changing my behavior and ensuring that all my students feel safe, respected, and supported in the classroom. I will do everything in my power to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.

If you are willing, I would like to meet with you to discuss how I can make amends and support you in any way possible. Please let me know if this is something you would be open to, and we can arrange a time and place that works for you.

Once again, I offer my sincerest apologies for my behavior. You deserved better from me, and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Sincerely,

Ifeanyichukwu

BlueRayDick:
😂😂😂

But u are one of the people who actually believed Markangel has $3.7 million made from skit making which he lost to forex trading allegedly

Ballzproblem2:
sit this one out your money no long , besides it wasn't stated.

Ballzproblem2:
As reported elsewhere, Chelsea can decide against going through Sancho’s obligation by paying a fee. This was not the aim of either party when they embarked on this deal; so let’s see if that changes or not. (@David_Ornstein) #CFC

Pay the fee asap 😭 if una need crowdfunding drop aza biko