₦airaland Forum

UEFA should just hurry up and give us our FFP ban. I no want see anything Europa Conference next season

dvkot:
you don't really wanna go that side you are going...

I will continue to oppress that clown till he hallucinate more and finally end up in Yaba Left

Already me wanting to see a well endowed woman's Instagram is romance scam to him, I will make his paranoia increase more with more oppression. Me wey no even get Instagram account.

I need to reason something now. I trim my hedges once a year at the start of the summer and I had pencilled in today as the day to trim them. But I didn't check the calendar to know FA Cup final will be on at the same time. Since Boehly killed my love for football this season, I think I'll go ahead and trim them while going in the house every 10 mins to watch the match. It should take me 2 hours or so to complete the job at the back and front of the house and clear the waste

Thankfully I have this cordless hedge trimmer which makes the job a bit easier. I only use it once per year though it costs the equivalent of 3 months salary for Okpansukkaisbae

Here we are, we just got home from the barbershop to find that my window cleaner has completed his fortnightly clean of my external windows and dropped my bill through the letterbox

Price was £15. I don't know when he increased it to £16.50 without telling me, it's only 15 mins work for him. £16.50 every two weeks is £33 per month which is about N60k on external window cleaning per month, equivalent to Okpansukkaisbae monthly salary

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Is that why you address fraudsters as "Enterprising Nigerians" ❓❓

Go and alert EFCC, mumu

lanre316:
Chai!

This fight between Ibime and OkpaNsukkaisBae don dey turn ugly o. Who go come settle this fight bayi o.
🤔🤔

I take whatever you both love and respect beg two of you, please, bury the hatchet and let's move on...
E joor
Biko
DuAllah
Por Favor
Sil Vouz Plait...

🙏🙏🙏🙏

Which ugly?

I'm playing with this mental patient hallucinating and imagining things due to oppression. I will oppress him every chance I get from now on.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
You have always been modest with who? thunder fire you. Aunty Modester keep your modesty cox we have crossed the Rubicon. Who believes the words of a fraudster? Not me. You have all these qualifications yet you go about fishing for people's Instagram account, email account, creating hundreds of monikers to defraud nairalanders via romance and immigration scam

Keep crying, mental patient! Dey hallucinate dey go. I done torture you tire.

We have now finished swimming lessons, we have finished shopping some few weekend groceries that will cost you 2 months salary and we are now at the barber shop for a haircut for me and my son that will cost more than your monthly earnings. You still dey hallucinate over Ibime since morning. Failure in life!

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
That was how Invictus also flaunted illegitimate wealth on nairaland. Until dem catch am. E no dey hard. Agba scammer. Do you need more Instagram users you will follow?

Failure in life, keep hallucinating. Your tribesmen should throw you in the evil forest as the failure you are in Igbo Society

I have always been modest with you clowns. My occupation is Accountant, but my job title is CFO. Go and Google what that means. E go pain you tire, 37 year old failure.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
You think posting proceeds of your criminal activities, immigration scams and romance scam in UK on nairaland is torture. Maybe torture get another meaning. Mugu. Now na aspiring taxi driver, no longer taxi driver.

"Proceeds" done torture you tire, you done hallucinate go criminal activity

I go continue to TORTURE YOU clown

Since morning wey you start dey yarn I've completed 2 gym classes, now I done carry my kids go swimming class, you still dey hallucinate over Ibime. Useless failure and hire purchase aspirant.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Thank you

As you finish that call, don't forget to report yourself to your nearest Yaba Left to treat your hallucinations

You done imagine painter, carpenter, militant and romance scammer

I will continue to torture your every waking moment, aspiring taxi driver!!!

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
So do I now have your permission to post your details, how you defrauded innocent Nigerians to the appropriate authority?

You have permission, I have told you ALERT POLICE

Appleyard:
I'm not debating it's value. I'm talking about it's steady growing decline in usage.

Here is something you don't understand

Dollar as a percentage of countries foreign reserves has been declining since 2000 with the introduction of the Euro currency, but countries foreign reserves are increasing exponentially so in actual terms. dollar holdings are rising

The Euro was supposed to be the dollar killer. It took marketshare but the overall dollar holdings increased

Countries that used to have $50bln in reserves are having $300bln plus now

50% of $300bln is better than 80% of $50bln

The Euro chopped the 30% but overall dollar demand is rising amongst countries, not to talk of the common man across the world who always holds dollar. How many Nigerians were holding dollar in 2000 compared to now? Even 90% of the Putards on this thread have held or used dollar, something the average Nigerian didn't do 20 years ago.


Not to mention Financial institutions. BlackRock alone has more dollar denominated assets under management than all countries in the worlds reserves put together. Just dey play with your caveman analysis from Putins desk

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Ibime... Don't you think we should take this matter up. Tag the "Action Fraud Centre"... as a Londoner, it will be not be difficult for them to fish you out

Another sleepless night for you, seeing Ibime in your dreams for the last month now. Rise and shine, GermanGirlsareBae

lateefGRDT:
he is actually not a hospital Merchant... Check his appearance per season only this season is underwhelming

Na so dem talk for Lavia

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
I'll not rest until you tell us why you're into fraud, call those who print fake naira notes to defraud their fellow citizens "enterprising Nigerians"

When you finish, go and beg Mr Adamu to drive his 2003 Corolla on hire purchase for 5 years

Procashtips:
Correct ewu.

Google only displays data it collates from other sources.

These sources determine the information google display.

Dundee united kobokobo economist.

Okay good. Next time you want to know the price of a currency, don't use Google. Ewu

Procashtips:
So is it google that determines the exchange rate, or Chart or which one again?

You go dey alright laslas, keep shifting the goal post until you score into your own net

Is my Google chart correct or not? Foolish Putard

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
In other words you have enough time now.. right?? It will not be fun if you do what you did last time. Forming busy... I don't want that

My friend go and rest. Ten minutes of my time spent productively will feed you for one week. It's better you spend it wisely. If you bring anything worth responding to, I go give you hot. Those alternates you were quoting upandan only shows your mental instability. I no dey carry overload. You think talking nonsense about militancy will move me when I've been in UK almost 10 years before militancy took off in Naija? Clown.

Procashtips:
Who determines the NGR rate to other currencies of the world; chart, CBN or the open market?

I'm waiting for your answer.

Naira is freely traded on the NAFEM and that's where Google gets it's price from, mumu

Google always goes to the major exchange to check price. Stop wasting my time. Dem no send me here to educate fully grown men on basics. That's why you are easily deceived Putards

Procashtips:
You be complete dundee.

This is how exchange rates are determined before they are computed on the currency chart.

Google dey there, yet you dey disgrace yourself here.

The factors below are gathered as data, filtered and computed into a chart to display the information (which you call exchange rate).

It's not the chart that determines the exchange rate, rather the factors below.

I tire for you.

Abeg you no worth am.

You are a fool. What is the price of dollar to Yuan today? You literally type that in Google and Google will give you the price it was sold today plus the chart of what it was sold in previous days and years.

Look this screenshot well and learn how to check the price of things by simply typing "dollar to Yuan"

So when you clowns say dollar is devaluing, you better show how it's devalued over time i.e chart

shoodboi2:
You have started insulting others again. The last time you were dragged here, you fled. Fled like the flying dick circus master that you are🤡🤡

Whenever I'm bored and want to have a laugh, I just go back to read those comments. Your mind no go rest 🤣🤣

Clown, I only come here to respond to mentions from time to time. Who get time to dey discuss with the biggest congregation of eediots Nigeria has to offer? As and when I like, I address any cockroach here, or I jump and pass.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Very good. ex MEND militant turned romance scammer in UK. You know we didn't finish last time. I'm ever ready to go lower. I'll only face front when you learn how to be civil on the cyberspace.

Fully grown eediot, the kpokpos Obainojazz give you never do you?

Today is the start of bank holiday weekend in the UK. I've been busy. In the two weeks since our last conversation, I have made enough to buy 2 taxis you are willing to slave 5 years of your life for. Mumu still dey keep me for mind. You are a fly to me my gee.

Procashtips:
I told you what a chart is already, you're here blabbing.

Charts are used to display data.

These displayed data comes from someone or somewhere.

It's that somewhere or someone that determines what is to be displayed on the chart, not the chart itself.

As a BA, we source for data which we then compute into various forms like graphs, chart (pie, bar etc), infographic and the likes for presentation.

It's not the chart that makes the information (data), it's the information (data) that makes the chart.

You're a waste of braincells.

Mumu those charts are from market data ie the price a currency was sold on a particular day on the most prominent exchanges

Are you the only adult who has never searched the price of a commodity or instrument on Google?

We are not talking of chart a sociology or philosophy undergrad drew on Excel but a chart of market data

Stop wasting my time. In the comity of retards on this thread, you might just be the most stupid.

Procashtips:
Is this what $ is exchanging for and no longer chart?

SIO mode activated.

Mumu, why not Google and tell me whether chart doesn't tell you today price and yesterday price

A so called crypto man that doesn't know what chart represents

Spits

Procashtips:
Now I know you're a dunce. Oluwole economist abi na accountant.

Answer the question and stop diverting

Dundee united.

What is the price of dollar to Yuan today?

Google is your friend

Vischy:
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Chelsea are set to make a move to sign Michael Olise this summer..✅🥶

These people are building a hospital

Procashtips:
Chart is what dollar is exchanging for?

Are you normal?

Charts are channels in which data are displayed.

Maybe you mixed up something, so let me give you an opportunity to correct yourself.

"Is it Chart dollar is exchanged for"?

What is dollar price to Yuan today?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Oloribruku. Seems like you never wan get sense.

Taxi driver, face front

Appleyard:
Dollar is losing users trust on a steady grind.

Reflect it in the price make we see

Procashtips:
Charts are not fact. (At least not all) Anyone with the knowledge of statistics or numbers can concort whatever data they want into a chart.

Humans come up with whatever data charts are made of.

There's a chart saying 85m Nigerians live below $1 a day while back, to you that would be true but realistically, it's not possible for 85m Nigerians to live below $1 (This was when Naira was below ₦500/$1)

This is why you are a Putard

Chart is what dollar is exchanging for, you dey talk nonsense

This is why I say this thread contains the worst Nigeria has to offer

Procashtips:
Oga chart. Seems you sleep and wake on chart 📈 posting

Chart is facts. If you say dollar is devaluing, you must show it on chart against other currencies

TrebleChamp:
Why is John Terry not making himself available for appointment as Chelsea Manager?

Ferdinand brothers have locked Terry out of both coaching and media career

Lowkey, Terry has been blackballed.