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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2023
BlueRayDick:
Ibime abeg wetin dem dey call this Emerson Royal set for set theory?
cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:37pm On Jan 03, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Oasisx will say Baba is trying to lighten up the event
It was intentional
Plausible cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:22pm On Jan 03, 2023
liveLongNprospa:
So after OBJ, ortom couldn't even wait for G5 and now Edwin Clark has endorsed Obi too.

Lmaoooo people are looking for votes in SS grin
Edwin Clark is thinking of his legacy. With this, he can mitigate the anti Biafran accusations that plagued him his entire adult life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:20pm On Jan 03, 2023
BlueMann:
embarassed
Club doctors
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:21pm On Jan 03, 2023
afrodoc2:
Yeah, that autobiography was dope and had a lot of street info. Many people actually accused him of snitching.
Yep, it was borderline snitching if you ask me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:09pm On Jan 03, 2023
DeadPresidents:
Prodigy and Mob Deep wrote some of the most gangster shït in Hip-Hop

“Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nose bone”

That shït was graphic as forensics after the crime scene.
RIP to Prodigy. His autobiography is a classic, if you have the chance to listen to it on YouTube

He was a firm believer in the philosophy that the gun equalises all physical deficiencies
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:08pm On Jan 03, 2023
afrodoc:
The thing shock me. The man don die and he still dey catch shots.
In the words of 2Pac, don't one of y'all niggas got sickle cell or something
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:39pm On Jan 03, 2023
seankafor:
sad
You are wicked grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:36pm On Jan 03, 2023
afrodoc:
Wetin Prodigy do you dat you give am
stray bullet like dat?
You sef see am grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo Persuaded Fancy To Stay Celibate For The Five Years They Dated by Ibime(m): 12:20pm On Jan 03, 2023
CutieKing:
From this whole episode,it's obvious the girl was well brought up,he loved Alex deeply and I guess the guy knew that as much,reason he was doing this to her.

For those who don't know,the girl father is a multi billionaire and one of the power brokers in the country.they can singlehandedly finance the wedding .

Lastly, Alex was with the girl probably because of what he intended to gain from her but I think the girl was wise and forward thinker to a fault.
Kudos to her.
If the bold is true, Alex should just stay quiet rather than buy market
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:21am On Jan 03, 2023
Roland17:
@Ibime, remember when I said football agents are going exploit Boehly’s inexperience in managing/ understanding transfers? By the time wen him go catch up, he may end up putting Chelsea up for sale to recoup his money grin
Either Boehly will bankrupt the club and sell for pennies on the dollar like Alexandre Gaydamak did to Portsmouth after taking them on spending spree, then suddenly demanding his money back. . . . .or he has some Saudi backers willing to blow money

One thing is for sure, he is not spending like someone who is managing investors funds. He is spending like a sheikh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:52pm On Jan 02, 2023
hensben:
Its in installment.
Come let's maga you in installment then
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Jan 02, 2023
swiz123:
This epistle is laughable grin grin grin Proffesional analyst who sees everything wrong in Jorginho while 4 different proffesional football manager start that same player grin grin grin. Your epistle can only sway the view of those who don't know you.

Pep carried Busquet but since Busquet left him, he hasn't seen the UCL grin grin Sergio B on the other hand has lifted another UCL trophy. Let's not talk about his Euro and World Cup trophy won outside that same pep's system.

Tuchel didn't see a UCL until he met Jorginho. If he was that good, he could have done it with a much better PSG. Also, after protecting Jorginho at Chelsea, did he also protect him when he represented Italy at the Euros? This player won the Euros as a stand out performer and rightfully, won the European best player and coming 3rd on the balon d'or rating.

Just rest with this Jorginho cause no matter how you look at it, non of your favourite DMs in football now has achieved what he did.
Unfortunately for you, league football is not tournament competition where you park bus and wait for your keeper to save penalties, or park bus after Insigne scores a wonder goal. To win league, you often have to dominate on the front foot and put forwards in scoring positions consistently. Jogginghoe bus parking extravaganza at Euros means nothing to Chelsea. That's why he couldn't take them to World Cup in qualifying league format. If only there could be penalty shootouts with Switzerland, but league football doesn't work that way. 2 points dropped against Nottingham Forest, no penalty shootout
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:07pm On Jan 02, 2023
FBS:
Classic. Always contradicting yourself. You know very well that Conte plays 3 at the back yet you just suggested for Conte to remove 1 defender to allow for creativity. How is that going to work oga Mr "Expert I'm in Conte's head"?

And you are wrong, creativity can be anyway on the pitch but more traditionally in the middle - the likes of KBD, Modric are testaments to this but keep yarning opaks. I get your time today.
I no get your time jor. I dey go Liverpool now. I suggested one way of introducing creativity by changing formation, while you are blaming the wrong players within his current formation for his statement, and I told you within his current formation, he is talking about his rightside players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:31pm On Jan 02, 2023
FBS:
This is like Tuchel saying we don't need midfielders. Just laughable.
But yeah just because James is our only "creative" outlet you are assumed Conte is talking about the same thing. But here, read it yourself.
https://www.90min.com/posts/antonio-conte-laments-lack-of-creative-players-tottenham
Your brain thinks any talk of creativity is talking about central midfield. Conte brain thinks of creativity from wingbacks and wingers. Take that to the bank. He is responsible for what he said, not how you interpreted it, besides Hojberg has 9 GA this season, so you are barking up the wrong tree.

Conte expects his midfield two and back 3 to be solid, and his wingbacks and wingers to be explosive. Conte will drop a Fabregas from midfield just to ensure this, you are yarning megedefegede out of your own wonky interpretation of what he said. Don't you know Conte at Chelsea, at least you should know Conte from InterMilan that will drop Eriksen for workmen midfielders and rely on Hakimi for creativity. Conte has no business with what you are assuming, you are making uninformed assumptions about his statement
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:23pm On Jan 02, 2023
FBS:
So why is he complaining about that now? You know Conte better than Conte himself?
He is complaining his RWB and RW - EMERSON and GIL. Take that to the bank
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:21pm On Jan 02, 2023
FBS:
You think Conte does not know his players for him to say that he lacks a creative player? shocked
Keep denying the obvious.
When has Conte ever sought creativity in his two holding DM

If you know Conte, you will know he is talking about wingbacks and wingers, especially his whole rightside (RWB and RW) which is nonexistent

FYI, Hojberg has 9 GA this season, so what are you saying?

First you don't know how Conte thinks, and mischaracterised his statement, then you point fingers at the wrong department. Same Conte that dropped Fabregas for Matic in his midfield 2 is the one you think is talking about central midfield creativity?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:06pm On Jan 02, 2023
FBS:
It's like you saying you MUST be close to the goal to score which is not entirely true though the chances are higher.

Spurs have 2 midfielders that you promote as the best thing since milk shakes but this is what Conte has to say


Antonio Conte laments lack of creative players at Tottenham
"We have different characteristics. We don't have many players who are really good to beat the man. We don't have many creative players in our team. For sure today was really difficult to find space in the first half.


Surely Conte knows what he is talking about.
Spurs play with 2 DM and 3 centrebacks. Creativity for them lies in removing one centreback and placing him in AM. You swapped an AM for a centreback, and you expect creativity? They don't even have a RWB that adds to the creative mix unlike James, nor a right winger at present with Kulusevski injury
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:42pm On Jan 02, 2023
swiz123:
Funny how city use an escort Rodri and are as creative in attack as any team can be while having good defensive solidity. Even funnier how Tottenham who parade two of your favourite robust DMs are leaking through both holes.

A team not creating chances, DM's fault; a team conceding goals, DM's fault; a team failing to score, DM's fault; a team not making UCL, DM's fault. Maybe we should just sign DMs and sack the coach cause we wouldn't need any afterwards.
I did not know Pep was managing Chelsea. Afterall we saw the same with Busquets that would make neophytes like you hail Busquets only to see Busquets collecting 3,4,8 goals regularly when removed from Pep system

And don't compare your useless Jogginghoe to Rodri. Rodri would never hide from the ball, he can ride players off his back regularly and controls the ball in order not to be exposed on counterattack, and he has body strength to claim the ball in duels, long legs and height that limit his weakness only to foot races which Kyle Walker is kept back as a safeguard against. Your Jogginghoe does none of that, except when he is playing against Crotone. He is weak on foot races, weak on using his body to claim the ball, weak on jumping to win the ball, weak on riding players on his back, weak on absolutely everything but belleface back-to-sender football which means more pressure and more ways to hurt our midfield, not just foot races

Remind me Spurs position in relation to ours again. Spurs prioritise three weak defenders over an extra body in midfield, the midfield are doing their job despite being outnumbered most games, their problem lies in a defence that doesn't contribute at all to ball retention like a back 3 is supposed to.

I told you clown Jogginghoe will never succeed consistently with a back 4 and Tuchel catching niggas by surprise with a new tactical formation for 4 months has no bearing on Jogginghoes quality

You got bamboozled into buying Jogginghoe hype after years of deeming him useless, based on a system that even Billy Gilmour thrived in. Jogginghoe whole Chelsea career boils down to 4 months from Feb to May 2021. That shows you are clueless and could not seperate the tactical protection afforded Jogginghoe for those 4 months from his ability, which I consistently highlighted. Kantes runs took so much pressure off him in that system, we could see how useless he was when Kante got injured and opposition stopped worrying about tracking Kante and attacked Jogginghoe. You got so carried away, you were tipping Chelsea to win league at the start of last season, putting hope in that useless passenger

Since 2018, the only position that hasn't been changed is Jogginghoe. It's easy to know our biggest problem. Nobody will buy anything you have to sell about your useless Jogginghoe in 2023. We have seen more than enough.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:21am On Jan 02, 2023
DeadPresidents:
That's word to the mother! Casemiro is our most important player at the moment (in my books).

What do you think of Potter's chances of success with this unbalanced team?
Top 4 is already gone this season

He should first replace Jogginghoe with two CDM if he wants any chance of success, then we start from there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:09am On Jan 02, 2023
DeadPresidents:
Team no fit create chances them talk say, "Na pawa we need" grin

This some funny shiit
Go and ask Real Madrid galacticos team of 2000s how creative they were after losing Makelele

Or ask Chelsea team of 2016 how creative they were ontop having assist master Fabregas in midfield while battling just to plug leaks

Na person wey done balance dey show artistry

Creativity starts from the back, starts from staying in the game with a competitive midfield, and not having attacking players plugging leaks as midfield is being overrun. When the team is balanced and not chasing shadows, then you can talk about creativity

Na the same Manure attacking players we saw last season, just adding Casemiro has given them balance and allowed them to focus on the offensive part of the game, not chasing shadows backward to cover an unbalanced midfield
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:08am On Jan 02, 2023
swiz123:
Wow! Wonderful speech!!! Let's analyse these managers after dumped them:

Lampard: He rightfully found his level with Everton where his biggest achievements were getting a draw at the Etihad and narrowly escaping relegation last season.

Sarri : His biggest achievement was winning a fluke Seria A which couldn't save him from getting disgracefully sacked after a miserable UCL outing. For his legendary expertise, he now manages Lazio.

Tuchel: I can't analyse whom you have even cursed with joblessness because there is nothing to talk about.

Harry potter: The less said about the English Hushpuppi the better. Soon, he will downgrade to running local scams on relegation threatened clubs or championship clubs.
Analyse this:


swiz123:
I wake up everyday thanking God for my physique cos I can't imagine myself looking as Lin and weak as Jorginho.

when we had Fabregas, he compensated for his sluggishness with his precision passes which accounted for his many assists. Jorginho is an all round disaster whose presence does not only undermine, but also displaces Kante.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:16am On Jan 02, 2023
"Jorginho used to beat us, forcing us to call him 'Casemiro' at the training ground"...... Mason Mount

When you change every position except the weak point and the same failures keeps repeating itself, you don't need to look far for the problem

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:23pm On Jan 01, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
koulibaly made awoniyi ,look like class winger grin
As in, Awoniyi wey no sabi trap ball well on a normal day
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:05pm On Jan 01, 2023
Koulibaly should be thrown away where the sun don't shine. How can a black man be unable to run. Imagine Koulibaly leaving Grandpa Silva to be doing all the foot races
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:04pm On Jan 01, 2023
Jodera2:
Ibime even said "they answered 1" grin grin grin grin

The person (blueangel) wey drag you for cucurella don disappear again grin
Thunder wey go fire that BlueAngel444 dey do press up

Her own na to come hype new signings every summer, only to disappear when they flop. Right from the days of Bakayoko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:37pm On Jan 01, 2023
Roland17:
Wetin be dis naw? grin
That's a swiz123 classic quote used on Sarri
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2023
lordfalcao:
another shalaye.

The same midfield of Aston villa has been dominated countlessly by our midfield
Those boys have dominated Jogginghoe countlessly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:28pm On Jan 01, 2023
BlueMann:
Cucurella's attacking contributions have been next to zero - surprising considering his record at Brighton last season. At least he was solid defensively so not totally useless.
I ask them how many assist he gave at Brighton last season when we decided to splash £63m on him, they answered 1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:27pm On Jan 01, 2023
lordfalcao:
I should ask Their goalie why their midfield was over run
I would rather 2 midfielders be overrun by 4 hustlers in Douglas Luiz, Kamara, McGinn and Buendia than my 3 midfielders be overrun by 3 Nottingham Forest midfielders I don't know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:12pm On Jan 01, 2023
lordfalcao:
come and explain the excellent delivery done by two robust spurs midfielders
Go and ask their goalie
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:03pm On Jan 01, 2023
9 shots for Notts Forest in 2nd half vs 0 for Chelsea

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