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FamilyRe: Woman Walks In On Her Husband & His Side Chick At A Salon, Disgraces Them (Video by Ibime(m): 10:32am On Dec 14, 2022
NoToPile:
Very hilarious video

Which one is the saloon woman's own sef shielding the girl.
She's a good business woman. Customer comes first.

The saloon lady hasn't been paid yet. She needs to secure the bag
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:20am On Dec 14, 2022
TLona1:
Highest goalscorer

Highest assister

Highest number of chances created

Most MOTMs


Those who lived in the 50s, 60s and 70s here, did Pele dominate any world cup like this? This is an honest question.
If you score in QF, hattrick in semi and brace in final, what is the above nonsense in comparison

60% of Pessi goals are even penalties
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 10:17am On Dec 14, 2022
SlyFoxxProblem:
Dumb American liberals busy obsessing over Donald Trump and gender identity while the first building block in the collapse of the American petro-empire has just been placed.

This is a dangerous alliance that past serious US presidents have tried to avert for years. But unfortunately America is no longer a serious country with a serious president. Interesting times ahead.
Russia gains 10b cm gas deal with China while losing 150b cm market in EU. Hooray for them.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 10:15am On Dec 14, 2022
kkins25:
I wasn't arguing against the M.O. of FTX. end.

SBF has been arrested.

How didn't you know that this guy is on the run and has since being on South Korea's most wanted list.
Do you have a diagnosis?
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m):
tamudabu:
That's likely because inflation is down in some things but still rising in many things.

https://wolfstreet.com/2022/12/13/glimmer-of-hope-that-rate-hikes-qt-pushed-down-inflation-or-just-another-cpi-head-fake-the-fed-warned-about-head-fakes/
Not necessarily, more likely they spiked on the good news and then caution crept in as Fed meeting on the next interest rate rise is tomorrow. If Fed stick to 50bp hike or less, they should spike again, but the possibility of a 75bp hike is still there. I did a quick flip on Nasdaq one minute to the CPI announcement and closed position within 1.5 hours for the same reason I don't want to be in position when Fed decision comes out. I'm sure many did the same. I don't see how the year to Nov21 would have CPI reading of 6.8% and we would add another 8% on top of that which compunded would be 15%. I actually expected to come in sub-7% but it is close enough. We should be seeing sub-7% going forward.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:04am On Dec 14, 2022
Roland17:
Don't worry about Eibarman, anything in my way to a 3rd WC trophy will be destroyed.
Michael Buffer will have nothing on us on Sunday when we announce the. . . . .

AND STILL. . . . .



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:44pm On Dec 13, 2022
fredoooooo:
Thank you for this cool
GOOTED = Greatest of our time

The GOAT lives in Brazil
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:30pm On Dec 13, 2022
Croatia come waste everybody time

Messi is GOOTED
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:53pm On Dec 13, 2022
Roland17:
Croatia's transition from the midfield into the final third is very slow.
Croatia have nothing beyond the halfway line. They are actually a very poor team

Every team has dominated them except Canada, from Morocco to Belgium to Japan to Brazil

They are a waste of a spot, allowing the midget easy passage to the final
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:39pm On Dec 13, 2022
Croatia na useless team. Nothing upfront
FamilyRe: Lost His Wife About A Year Ago, Planning To Go Into Relationship Again by Ibime(m): 6:19pm On Dec 13, 2022
Jennyclay:
Haba! Kilode! A year is too early for him to start a new relationship. How are we sure he didn't kill his wife just to marry another woman... You know you men can't be trusted.
Atleast 3-5years is okay before he can move on
You want make konji kill am? Haba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:17pm On Dec 13, 2022
MorataFC:
This is really bad
I just lost my Mother
Sorry bro
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 10:50am On Dec 13, 2022
benalvino3:
Ibime one of the thieves you like to defend or voltron for has been arrested.

SBF has been arrested in the Bahamas.
Mumu, I thought they were protecting him?

I told you Financial crimes take time to find a charge and they surely would, you wanted him to be arrested without charge based off emotions. Typical Trumpanzee, outrage merchant
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:12pm On Dec 12, 2022
popizaino:
The reason why we dominated possession was simply because of Deco not any Lampard anywhere. Deco brought that Barca style that brought about calmness to our midfield with his ability to hold the ball under pressure without losing it. Nothing like Lampard.
And did Lampard not play in the same team? Did he spoil the possession. He infact had his best ever season

Proving my point that you don't need any Iniesta lamba about contributing to possession

Bayern Munich have been dominating possession with both Vidal and Muller in their midfield, with just Thiago running things, and you are giving me story about Iniesta being needed for possession with his paltry 60 passes.

Lampard fits very well with a possession team, he is a mover that always creates 5 yards before he receive the ball and he gives it on with one touch. He does not put foot on the ball and give others chance to dispossess him. You cannot recall a single goal Chelsea conceded from a Lampard turnover. He is not the driver of possession but he won't impede a possession game, just like Muller has not impeded Bayern possession game for 14 years. Lampard would absolutely smash it in that Barca midfield. La Liga would not have seen anything like it before. Midfield goal and assist records would have been broken. The Modric making waves over there in Spain was his small boy here in England.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:38pm On Dec 12, 2022
popizaino:
We will come back to Fabregas/matic/Lampard matter when the time comes for now let dismiss whatever hope you have that a skill-less Lampard will thrive in a typical Spanish system that required every player to at least to be very good at holding the ball under pressure. That is not a system Lampard will thrive but expose himself.
You don't know ball. Do you know how easy it is for the AM to keep possession when the two deeplying midfielders are possession players. Go and ask Ancelotti how easy it was to dominate all possession in 2009/10 with Lampard in his team

Go and ask Bayern if they have struggled to keep possession for 14 years with Muller in the team. Or how did Barca keep up 70-80% possession when Seydou Keita stepped in, or even a donkey like Mascherano that can't hold midfield on his own as evidenced at Liverpool and Argentina without rondo players beside him

Iniesta job is not to add to a full possession cup. He never did. His passing stats were low. His job is to win the game, not hiding under other players possession work. You think Iniesta was contributing to Spain possession when they've already packed Busquets, Alonso and Xavi in midfield and shift him to the wing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:21pm On Dec 12, 2022
popizaino:
The same you will check Jorginho passing stats and when presented with higher passing stat you will still come up with the excuse that he doesn't control shit.
Jogginghoe passing stats is only against small clubs, all dem West Ham, Crotone and co. Jogginghoe always park bus against big clubs so we can't rate him for tikitaka

Xavi will sit any big club down with 70-80% possession, don't compare apples and oranges. Not to mention Xavi can pull an assist easy which Jogginghoe cannot

I did some research, and from 2007 to 2014, Xavi only failed to dominate possession once, when he dipped to like 48% against Real Madrid during Sneijder days. No CM in history has ever been as dominant in possession as Xavi

I remember ElClassico in Pellegrini and Mourinho early days when Ronaldo will be getting pumped up to go head 2 head with Messi to prove he's the best only for Xavi to suffocate Madrid with 70% possession and Ronaldo not to touch ball. Xavi was a wicked soul. He frustrated life out of Ronaldo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:10pm On Dec 12, 2022
A40:
That is because he is the Greatest passenger of all time. Holy shit

Can you believe this joker did not score a single goal in both Euro triumphs. The deeper I dig the worse it is for your boy

You think if Muller had Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Henry, Neymar, Messi, Suarez, Silva, Villa, Fabregas, Torres, Xavi carrying him for club and country he wouldn't have 2 Euros and 4 CLs
Are you surprised? Someone that has 2 GA in the three international titles

If someone's team can score over hundred goals in the league in a calendar year, presenting him over 200 opportunities to contribute a GA, and he didn't contribute one, just know he should be prosecuted at The Hague for fraud!

Even the tikitaka XaviEsta possession is a fraud he sneaked himself in. If you check passing stats, you will see he was not involved. That became evident after Xavi exited the stage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:52pm On Dec 12, 2022
bisqit:
arsenal was his prime years. Where he did things belie his age
Yep, he went down physically at Barca
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:04pm On Dec 12, 2022
bisqit:
go and watch fabregas of 2005-2009. You are saying bullshit
What of the one of 2011 to date which is the period in question
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:55pm On Dec 12, 2022
hensben:
Messi will be glad to have Lampard who was superior than iniesta and rakitic to ease his burden of scoring and assisting goals.
If Messi had Lampard by his side, he will be more goated today having won more UCL and more Balon d'Or

Lampard has like 7 GA in UCL semifinals. Imagine all those semi against Man Utd, Inter, Atleti, Chelsea etc that Messi was getting knocked out for no reason and just needed someone to contribute something
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:49pm On Dec 12, 2022
popizaino:
Fabregas no fit but passes well than Lampard. Fabregas was scoring and assisting showing us iniesta excuse was Lamba and they couldn't win the UCL. A mystery i am yet to understand.
How many season did Fabregas play with Pep?

The reason Fabregas got chased from Barca is the reason common Matic and Jogginghoe chased him from Chelsea. Fabregas is not physically fit to be a modern day footballer. If it's by passing alone, Carlos Valderamma will still be playing football today.

Fabregas has nothing to do with Lampard. Compare Fabregas to Matic that benched him handsomely
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:46pm On Dec 12, 2022
popizaino:
Fabregas a player who can spot a niddle from a distance went to Barca and we saw the result.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic with his goal records went to Barca we saw the end of it.


Frank Lampard will not thrive in Barca/pep set up .
Lampard will not only thrive, he will throw Iniesta to the left wing or bench

Na so una talk, a 35 year old Lampard went to play for Pellegrini at Man City and was scoring nearly every game

Seydou Keita played for Barca and did very well, Muller played for Pep and scored unbelievable numbers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:41pm On Dec 12, 2022
popizaino:
If wishes were horses I would have wished iniesta didn't play so that we they reach semifinals and get knocked out by Germany like he got knocked out by inter milan,you will not come here and tell us he did zilch until the final goal.
Hush your agenda

Xavi assisted every goal Spain scored from 2nd round to get to final

No one cares about your Eden Hazard-lite entertaining himself on the left wing with shakushaku
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:37pm On Dec 12, 2022
raumdeuter:
All these shalaye was why Lampard didnt have a world cup goal? No world cup goal in 2006, none in 2010 none in 2014
He has enough in Euros which is a tougher tournament
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:36pm On Dec 12, 2022
Kilishihunter:
You want to compare Carlo 's possession footy with you guys to tiki taka? Oga ibime well done
Na so them we think say fabregas go come contest with our xavi and iniesta with his more direct style of play and through balls before he was shunted around the pitch before letting him go seasons later to get rakitic, What of song? Even worse, England helped us unravel the myth which was Lampard so I no need to yarn too much on am
Fabregas wey no fit run

We all know Fabregas undoing, he cannot run anything like the level required to be a modern midfielder

Yet he still went there and showed the Iniesta excuse for not scoring was lamba. Fabregas still scored, he just couldn't press or keep up in midfield to replace Xavi. That is not Lampard problem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:33pm On Dec 12, 2022
raumdeuter:
Lampard played 2006 2010 and 2014 world cup and failed at all of them. At his peak England even failed to qualify for Euro 2008
How old was he in 2014?

2006, only penalties took England out in QF, they could have won the tournament. That was the only tournament England had a DM, which was always England's undoing

2010, Capello decide to go to World Cup with Heskey, playing 4-4-2 with no DM, him wahala
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:14pm On Dec 12, 2022
raumdeuter:
The same activity wey Lampard get and ended world cup with most shots without a goal
Box activity. All those shots na 25 yards with Jabulani ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:11pm On Dec 12, 2022
Kilishihunter:
Even if Lampard played with Messi, there is absolutely no guarantee he would better his goals and assists at barça, is it someone that is more direct and gets those numbers wella from counter attacks that will be patient to do pass the ball, receive the ball until there's a good opening to score? Does he have the skill to weave through swarms of defenders like iniesta to drag defenders and create openings for his other teammates? Abi he will be dragging goals with messi who is mostly the final bustop of final passes from his teammates? Who will even allow him take set pieces?
That's how xavi would have also been dragged like everybody too if Messi had represented Spain
Lampard will absolutely crush it with Messi

When CLINICAL players get more activity in the box, they score more, it's simple probability

Na so dem say Lampard no go score for high possession team, when Ancelotti brought high possession football with common Deco and Belletti that Iniesta has been enjoying since, Lampard scored 27 and assisted 20 that season

Una get luck say Lampard no move go Barcelona when they wanted him. Common Modric that Lampard used to bully in EPL went there to be dragging status with your midfield goat
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:07pm On Dec 12, 2022
Taguchi:
grin grin grin we dey talk the same tin brotherly, na just say almost everybody no they believe say their own na Agenda, they argue like it's some objective fact

Truth be told, I love agenda sha if done properly, especially when it's been launched by Inteligent bosses like Ibims and co

Cause na only agenda fit make a former Pessimist sudenly become a Peletive grin grin grin
You are out to slander me, why you no quote the whole post for proper interpretation. Shey you see wickedness?

Messi is a GOAT but he never reach to top THE GOAT

Ibime:
What Pepe can only do with Messi (GOAT), Fergie will do with Dwight Yorke as his main man.

Pep is no different from Brazil coaches of the 60s and 70s winning with Pele.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:33pm On Dec 12, 2022
Taguchi:
I no argue that wan,i love Modric but i know him limits too


my own be say if you wan agend atleast make your agenda dey consistent.

not something like this



Everybody is a carryalong


i dont even need to dig anything, i been sabi when you make most of these contradicting statements.

I assure you, you go soon call Xavi fraud for this thread na just a matter of time and Agenda, just watch
Is there anytime Busquets has not been a controller?

My problem with Busquet is off the ball escorting, not on the ball, same issue with Mikel.

I am responsible for what I write, not what you understand. Continue digging nonsense, you go soon turn to DonJ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Dec 12, 2022
popizaino:
You can not chicken out like that,you should be able prove what you said right when we juxtapose it with other examples until then your theory of Xavi was the one doing this and that is flawed.
I've been waiting for.yoy to juxtapose it with other examples and you are wasting my time

Juxtapose me another midfield duo where one midfielder controlled all four. That's the depth of deception Iniesther subjected the world to
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:56pm On Dec 12, 2022
donstan18:
Lol. But he’s right nh. cheesy

Eye test, Modric didn’t best Perisic.

Stats, Modric didn’t top Perisic also.
Taguchi will soon get tired of digging

Obviously that comment was my defence of Ronaldo being deserving of 2018 Balon d'Or not Modric

No matter how you like Modric reach, he will be disgraced when compared to Ronaldo as per Madrid 2018 UCL win.

The Croatia world cup standout performance belonged to Perisic and I don't see how Croatia was fantastic in that tournament by penaltying their way through the knockout stage against small teams, only to be disgraced by France in the final. Certainly not enough to snatch Balon d'Or from Ronaldo

Ronaldo simply lost that Balon d'Or because of his rape case. But I'm still happy Modric won that Balon d'Or so Madrid fans can troll Fraudniesta with it.

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