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See 36 year old Gueye disgracing the ghost worker jogger to create that goal

Unlimited22:
On days like this he'll be nowhere to be found.

He think say 'defence wins you titles' na palm wine talk.

Na when JP score, he go come collect him flowers

Fofana the clown, always getting undone by straight balls

Airmark should be flogged for always touting this guy

That Sanchez move just reminded me of Diggz chronic gambler tag

But how can you be so slow when you receive the ball and so loose with your touch

They need to put this man in 5 a side games with the under 15s to improve some basics

So Rosemary doesn't know that Hato isn't to be trusted at CB, just like he didn't know Jorgensen is not to be trusted in goal

Waka wey go plenty na from morning you go know. It's 10.30am and 10k steps down already after a 7km run

BreakingNews21:
US Jury finds former DOGE OGA (Department of Government Efficiency) guilty of stock manipulation/fraud. Penalties and damages could go into the billions.

AFP

US jury finds Elon Musk misled Twitter shareholders
Glenn CHAPMAN
Fri, March 20, 2026


A federal jury in California found Friday that tech tycoon Elon Musk misled Twitter shareholders, driving down the company's share price as he was poised to buy it in a $44 billion deal.

The verdict in the class action securities lawsuit means the world's richest person could be ordered to pay billions of dollars, according to damages calculated by jurors.

Minutes after the judgment was announced, the entrepreneur's lawyers informed AFP that their client will appeal the decision, characterizing it as a "setback."

After a three-week trial in a San Francisco federal court -- which included in-person testimony from Musk -- the jury found that two tweets posted in May 2022 by the Tesla and SpaceX CEO contained false statements responsible for a plunge in Twitter's share price.

Investor Giuseppe Pampena had filed the suit on behalf of people who sold Twitter shares between mid-May and early October 2022.

Musk acquired the social media platform in late October 2022 and later renamed it X.

Jurors agreed that Musk violated a securities rule that bars false and misleading statements that sink a stock price, in this case that of Twitter, the verdict form showed.

Musk, who has a near-constant presence on X, did not immediately react to the verdict.

- Teflon tycoon? -

The judgment marks a rare legal defeat for Musk, often dubbed "Teflon Elon" for his ability to emerge unscathed from lawsuits he is expected to lose.

His lawyers, in fact, reminded AFP of this track record, noting that a Texas court cleared him just that same day in a separate defamation case.

In 2023, a jury in the same San Francisco federal court cleared him within hours of similar charges brought by Tesla shareholders, following his 2018 tweets claiming he had the funding to take the automaker private.

The civil complaint in California accused Musk of driving down Twitter's stock price to gain leverage to renegotiate the purchase price or get out of the deal completely, causing people who sold shares to lose money.

Musk tweeted at one point during the process that the acquisition deal was temporarily on hold until Twitter executives could prove the percentage of "bots" -- fake accounts run by software instead of real users -- was as low as the social media platform claimed.

The plaintiffs contended that these statements were part of a scheme designed to pressure the board of directors into accepting a price lower than his initial offer -- at a time when Tesla's share price was falling, meaning Musk would have to sell more of his shares to finance the deal.

Musk abandoned his effort to get out of buying Twitter in late 2022 after the company took him to court to uphold the contract.

Musk has since merged the social media platform with his artificial intelligence startup xAI and his private space exploration firm SpaceX.

Forbes magazine early this month estimated Elon Musk's net worth at $839 billion, a figure based primarily on his stakes in his portfolio of companies including Tesla and SpaceX.

Musk acquired Twitter in October 2022 after months of back and forth with the social media company's board (Josh Edelson) · Josh
Edelson/GETTY IMAGES NORTH AMERICA/Getty Images via AFP

FILE PHOTO: Elon Musk is pictured at the White House in Washington · Reuters

Much as I hate Elon Musk and believe he is a manipulator, this is pure opportunism to grab money from him

In January 2022 when he started buying Twitter shares, the share price was $36. He closed the deal in April at $57 a good upside for investors

Recall he tried to pull out of the deal because it was widely agreed he overpaid but the Twitter board forced him to complete the deal at $57 through a court order, meaning they were ecstatic with the price he paid.

Ninjas know the real despite the NGRC propaganda


Here is a fictional story:

The year is 2027.
China has launched a war against the United States.

In the first week, the president, his vice president, many members of Congress, all heads of the security agencies (CIA, FBI, NSA) and their teams, the national security cabinet, the Secretary of Defense, the National Security Advisor, and a number of senior White House officials were killed. The White House and the Pentagon were destroyed, and the CIA and FBI headquarters were rendered unusable.

In addition, the United States’ air defense capabilities were completely destroyed, and Chinese aircraft are flying freely over Washington, D.C., New York, Los Angeles, and every other U.S. city, bombing targets without any resistance.

In the second week, the destruction of the U.S. Navy and Air Force was completed. Many replacements for the officials eliminated in the first week were also killed in the second week.

At this point, it is unclear who the President of the United States is. There are rumors that Barron Trump, Donald’s son, is the president, but it is not clear whether he is alive or able to function.

Weapons production systems, factories, fuel infrastructure, manufacturing, and transportation are being gradually destroyed by the Chinese Air Force.

The remaining U.S. military capability is now focused on launching missiles toward China, as well as toward Mexico and Canada. The U.S. has also managed to temporarily shut down the Panama Canal.

The missile strikes on China are forcing civilians into shelters several times a day. Over the course of two weeks, about fifty Chinese civilians have been killed and property damage has occurred, compared to tens of thousands of Americans.

In a Chinese television studio in Beijing, commentators are sitting and arguing that the war is futile and cannot be won this way:
“It cannot be that Chinese citizens are going into shelters while the United States has still not surrendered. We eliminated Donald, and now Barron has appeared, and who knows who will come next. It is better to reach an agreement with the Americans, reopen the Panama Canal, and reduce losses.”

“A fictional story,” they tell you.

Pack Jazz up

Na today Obainojazz know say him go deploy free hit while facing Ipukulu

He will lose regardless

Cardboardtollah should at least cook one video message for Eid El Fitr please. It's unheard of that Supreme Leader won't have video message on this day.

Make una free my mentions on this matter abeg.

The only mention I need is invitation to come and chop jollof at Ijebos wedding, at least make abroad bannies profit me too.

bemeruca:
Ijebos, the problem is that no good hotel will allow a shewe to loiter around their premises. No man spending 500k a night would choose a shewe wandering around the hotel. You’re only exposing yourself more. People spending that cash don't pick street randos.

On the contrary, they are curated. You don't need to leave Eko Hotel for example to collect ashi. The level of ashi is proportional to the level of the hotel

Theflint1:
No, the festival doesn't advocate for rape and groping. As with most festivals where women are told to stay inside within certain hours, the punishment for being found outside is normally flogging, instead of the flogging that normally gets done, some persons now chose to go against the norm and grope/r.ape the women instead.

I knew there must be some exaggeration in the story and was waiting for local info.

We have masquerades that women or children are not allowed to see or will collect serious flogging. These clowns have gone overboard and should be arrested by Police for assaulting those girls. Infact the village chief should be held by Police till he cough up those boys . . . but as far as any festival of rãpe, I knew the journalist has given overboard

Emaprince:
Something that landed safely.

Just a single hit...and they are celebrating everywhere.

As of now this plane has logged tens of thousands of hours of flight across Iran and na say we shoot am but we no bring am down dey elicit paragraphs upon paragraphs

This F35 must be better than Archangels Michael and Gabriel in flight

Cos see how NGRC dey make noise say bullet touch am but the thing no come down

DissTroy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmIt2HK9pfQ?si=TLtRBDL4y8hynwLz

Till today I don't know who XO Senavoe is and why he was on this cypher

Mode9 killed the cypher followed by Sinzu then Naeto. The rest were trash

Another targeted assassination in Tehran

Banger boys should update me tomorrow, I dey go gym

Another targeted elimination in Tehran

We will find out tomorrow

Big Yanhu rubbing palms like Birdman c A40

Ibime:
For those into trekking and running, this Nigerian Baba really got his selection right.

I will add budget options of the Nortiv8 (which performs similarly to the Hoka Bondi and Homa Clifton range) and can be purchased less than $50 and have great stability and cushioning and also recommended by the American Podiatric Medical Association.

In addition to his list, for premium options, I will add the Asics Kayano 31 or 32. If you ever had tendinitis or plantar fascitis, it would disappear with the Kayanos.

I have 2 of the trainers on his list, the Adizero EVO SL being the best I've ever tried, so I look forward to trying the Li Ning Red Hare 9 Ultra which he put as number one over the EVO SL.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPD_G_XkI98?si=b8I-VAjkI0PuBFL6

Update on this baba list, I added the Kiprun KD900 X2 from Decathlon to my rotation last week as my first budget introduction to carbon plate racing shoes and it has outperformed every other non-carbon plated shoe even the ones widely acknowledged as the best even the Adizero EVO SL. The difference with carbon-plated shoes are clear, but they are to be saved for race day, not regular training.

Wetin this mumu dey jot down at 3-0

https://x.com/i/status/2034023880344440911

Sportsweb:
BREAKING: Enzo Fernandez on his Chelsea future :

“I don’t know, there are 8 games left and the FA Cup. There’s the World Cup and then we’ll see” (@moillorens @ESPNArgentina


I smell mass exodus 2.0. so many will jump ships this summer.

This one can go

MorataFC:
You get time ooo, who get time to watch post match nonsense.
I know say we don ja, just because of the first leg result, but I still dey brag for office say PSG no fit defeat us for in SB, say patapata na draw e go end am.

How will I face them tomorrow now?

You be like tortoise wey dey make mouth anyhow, na you go hear am tomorrow

Rosenoir just dey talk nonsense for post match interview

Won't take responsibility for fvcking up the goalie approach which lost us this time disgracefully

raumdeuter:
Shey na true say CAF awarded the final match of AFCON to Morocco

I thought this was a troll

Make dem come collect medal from Mane neck na

BTW, I don't believe Jorgensen is injured

The nigga gracefully bowed out with mental stress

Thank you Rosenoir

swiz123:
Plus an injury to Barcola. He has shown us Mercy and Rosenoir will be forever indebted.

See where Clownlake and Rosemary done carry us go. We done become charity case

Ibunkun1:
Maresca really made these Mumu owners think they were building a good team

GBAM!!!

Chalobah was injured for 5 minutes

Yet referee assistant gave 0 minutes injury time

A MERCY KILLING

All.PSG fans in the stadium are Arabs or what?

Abi my eye dey pain me?

Ninja announced his own death

Let's hope on 10-2

This foolish jigga must feel pain

Chelsea fans should start a chant to pepper his foolish coach and the board

Enzo Maresca

Enzo Maresca

Enzooo Maresca

Enzo Mareesca