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Oh my God, Garnacho should be subbed immediately

Roland17:
Naaa.. Caicedo is suffering, Mainoo/ Bruno have him chasing shadows. It wasn’t just Gbanacho, where was Gusto when Cunha made the run to score? That was infact the second run Cunha made and Gusto was sleeping.. Enzo no send anybody for defensive work.

You must be watching a different game

We have completed double their passes

Go and check BBC website and change your ISP provider

Roland17:
This isn’t about one player, Chelsea look pitiful overall in this first half. United look composed on the ball, are progressing it better, disciplined when they have to defend and look dangerous everytime they go forward.

Nope Chelsea were on top that half but as usual we always have a brainfart from one of our useless young "market opportunities"

swiz123:
Garnacho casually escorted Bruno to lay that cross. Genuinely the most horrible player I have seen in 10 years.

Disgusting play. I won't expect that lack of game nous from a 5 a side player

Garnacho is an irresponsible clown to allow Bruno that cross

Soon as I saw it, I know exactly what I would do in that position to barge Bruno off that ball and was astonished Garnacho did not know how to use his body or when to dive in properly

At every point this boy displays no urgency in defensive situations, no common sense on how to use his body and no sense of responsibility

This boy should go immediately

Delap should be subbed on 45 mins for Guiu please. Book that transfer in already

StarchAndBanga:
Ibime eating good with N. Okafor..

Considered him on my freehit but opted for DCL cos he is their penalty taker

No loud am

MorataFC:
It would take a miracle for Leicester to escape relegation. With only 3 games left and sitting 23rd, their chances look very slim,especially with upcoming matches against Millwall, who are pushing for automatic promotion, and Hull, who are fighting for a playoff spot. ir will be a miracle for them to get anything from those 2 matches.

We praise God. They must pay for scamming us £75m for Fofana

GloriousGbola:
i am lost or not comprehending

you park you car at point a, then run 10km
your return distance should be same 10km

or you park you car , run 5km to pt b and 5km back to your car

abeg explain for us naija bros stuck in the boondocks

The 10km includes doubling back on myself so at finish point it's not 10km again

Waka wey go plenty na from morning you go know

10km long recovery run down this morning, now I have to walk 5km to get back to where I left my car

Let me give you uncultured folks some game

The double cheek kiss is both Italian and French (although they start on alternate sides)

In parts of France, they use a triple cheek kiss but Italy cap their kisses at two

The man is supposed to graciously lower his hand on the greeting while the woman puts her hand on his shoulders. The mans hands should typically be at the elbow unless there is a significant height difference that makes this impossible. But if the man (or woman) puts their hands on the shoulder, it shouldn't linger there too long unless you are very familial which means it's almost turning to an embrace. You may allow an older relative hold your shoulders for long during the greeting as a form of a hug or convert the greeting to a hug, same applies to lovers or very good friends who haven't seen each other for long

Macron tried to use a harmless greeting in which the man should give way to the woman to impose dominance by putting his hands high on her shoulder for too long, and by going for the third kiss which is sometimes applicable in France but not in Italy, therefore imposing France dominance over Italy through their greeting.

She rejected his dominance outright with her body language and he deserves that reaction for turning a harmless greeting into a power play.

Congratulations to Lampard for promoting Coventry City

Took a team fighting relegation to playoffs and then to promotion without spending any money

Ryan Alebiosu has been absolutely fantastic against Coventry tonight

Commentator said it's the best right back performance he's seen this season

Super Eagles have a real gem in this lad

Old Lion bearing scars, but a Lion still

Have been using this for years

raumdeuter:
So David Hundeyin ha a livestream yesterday, got challenged and he left the livestream

Heated moment during a live interview featuring David Hundeyin, @precious_enyi and Yelwata indigene Barr. Franc Utoo, as discussions intensified over claims of a “Christian genocide” in Nigeria.
The disagreement escalated after David Hundeyin stated that the number of Muslim… pic.twitter.com/4VhybgsZEL

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) April 16, 2026

You have to be simply mad now to follow anything about Hundeyin

Someone is recounting how his family members have been killed by Jihadists and you are trying to gaslight him into blaming Canadians, Australians and phantoms of your imagination

David is a waste of oxygen and a disgrace to his family name

raumdeuter:

Morayo : Is our children schooling abroad? Yes or No?

Afolabi Brown : By the grace of God they will and as the spirit leads and they will go to a Russell Group…

Morayo : What if they can’t get into it?

Afolabi Brown : 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 https://t.co/PY1mrmSARG pic.twitter.com/opRbD9r9Un

— ‘Mide (@LookingForMide) April 17, 2026

Check 58 seconds in when she wanted to argue, he called her sweetheart then dropped his counterargument. She just blushed. This guy too slick

Realmrsean:
when I wake up each day, part of what makes me happy is that countries like Russia and Iran exists that can challenge these western powers toes for toes.

Just like you are challenging the English language

Toe to toe, you say na toes for toes

No wonder you support nonsense

Bluelines69:

“I’ve dated all kinds of men, but now all I want is a simple 9–5 man with no social media. I once dated a bus driver I met on a dating app that I paid £400 to join.”

— DJ Cuppy 👀 pic.twitter.com/31kAeEyROW

— SKB (@seyikanbai) April 16, 2026

Sometimes I dey feel say this girl dey troll but be like she serious, how a whole cuppy dey shuffle dating apps

Which app did Cuppy say she is using, let me throw my hat in the ring since she no mind 9-5 men

popizaino:
I am still trying to study how Enrique is doing it.

They break every press so easily

They create good scoring opportunities than their opponents

They always get isolated one one situation with opposition keepers.

They outnumber their opponents in attack and also do the same in the defense while the midfield is always complete.

Luiz Enrique is a coaching genius i swear.

But Maresca wey rub am for ground with much more inferior players is not

Meanwhile the ball I played this night (and the last 2 months), I don't think I have played this well for 20 years. I'm getting better with age, dominating boys in their 20s with ease.

The flogging wey that kidnapper flog that Unijos alumni touched my soul. The North is gone. Our brothers wey like to waka like Izzou should abandon all waka North of Abuja please

Pope has his job and Trump has his job

Pope will always call for peaceful negotiation. That's his job.

I had to laugh when Iran called for "freedom of navigation" after USA blockaded Hormuz

You have to treat madness with madness

iamoyindamola:
Never knew there's a small Caribbean country managed by France called martinique and they spend euro until i watched bandi

Dem.plenty including French Guyana where Malouda is from and Reunion where Dmitri Payet is from. They are born with French Pali. Henry is also from Guadeloupe and Martinique which are overseas French territories. Their clubs also play in French Cup

Liam Rosemary you go hear wien

So the 2 ninjas chasing me at the top of the league, one has Neco Williams and the other has Mukiele

My God pass them sha

Bluelines69:
This Alex Scott na better player

Correct baller

Him, Garner and Hayden Hackney at Middlesbrough should be the 3 guys deputising for Anderson and Rice in England midfield

Spurs in the relegation zone. You love to see it

izzou:
Look at their arms

15 indeed.

What's wrong with their crayfish arms?

Are you seeing biceps there?

izzou:
This is embarrassing, to be honest.

So in the whole of Senegal, they cannot find U15 that can play for them?

Na wa!

Those Senegalese boys are still teenagers (15 to 19). The Senegalese are very tall people naturally

afrodoc:
You are right to a point but not all the way.

That stark, raving psychosis that makes people enter street is more likely in Schizophrenia but it can also happen in some extreme psychotic phases of Bipolar or even more rarely Depression with psychotic features.

To further muddy the waters there is an illness that is neither fully Schizophrenia nor fully Bipolar called Schizoaffective Disorder. Those ones too fit enter street on a bad day.

Then there is a Cluster A personality disorder called Schizotypal Disorder. Those ones dey get magical thinking, odd beliefs, ideas of reference and consequent stray into paranoia. Those ones too fit enter road occasionally when water passes garri.

You are right. I personally count Schizoaffective disorder under Schizophrenia. We have family friends from South Africa. They have 3 sons. Their middle son killed himself at 18 in the week when Schizophrenia hit him. He was still partially lucid enough to know he doesn't want a life of Schizophrenia and offed himself. At that point his elder brother had started mumbling to himself, which looks like a depressive disorder. Two years later the Junior brother developed Schizoaffective disorder at 17 years old. With all this pain, their mother now has Bipolar disorder due to the depression from all this misery and her Bipolar has developed into serious mania wey done reach to enter street if she wasn't being regularly hospitalised. I yarn with their Popsie regularly (who is my fathers friend). The man has borne so much loss, and all the genetic predisposition to Schizophrenia is coming from his wife's genes which has wiped out his whole line. The man is fairly stoic despite all the loss which he attributes to slight autism which protects him from being overly emotional about things.

afrodoc2:
I don't know his situation but just know that few people go mad fully. The classical wearing nylon bag and rolling tire mad man is a minority.

Only people with Schizophrenia enter street. What we call Sokugo wandering disease in Africa. A Schizophrenic has an overactive pineal gland (the gland that puts limits on people and becomes active when you dream - hence in dreams, you do things beyond your brains normal limits like jumping from mountains). That's why a Schizophrenic enters traffic and can start waka from Lagos to Ibadan, he is in a constant dream state with no limits on what he thinks he can do. Schizophrenia unfortunately is a genetic disorder. Someone can be perfectly happy one day and his genetics kick in the next day to turn him Schizophrenic. It usually strikes only between the age of 17 to 35. If you have family genetic predisposition to Schizophrenia and make it past 35, chances are it won't strike you again.

Hundeyin is more of Bipolar disorder like Kanye which comes from changes to the brain after a long period of depression. They struggle with emotional regulation and allow emotions override logic too frequently and they start to misyarn. But they can look normal on a day to day apart from when they are in extreme mania states.

That's information for the house, not for you Doctor wey be senior man for these matters.