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This one wey razz like anything go dey form like say she no sabi Okrika wears. She can only deceive herself. She is part of the "only mumu dey go boutique" crew

Greatihex:
where you come dey argue for am before when you been dey campaign for am all these years?

That was when we were playing a midfield 3. The requirements are different.

Unlimited22:
When we say it is very easy to lie with stats this is what we mean.

This is the same as Jorginho recovery stats in low block they use to blow his horn. Niggas in attacking setup don't make many interceptions or recoveries, only low block and bus parkers.

donjazet:
But as an objective person, I think constructive criticism is always healthy. Not just toxic criticism like donstan is doing to tuchel now.

When you criticize, it should be for and with a purpose. When the issue you are criticizing begins to develop positively, you acknowledge it, you don't just dig in to try to prove that "you're never wrong".

I have stated my two gripes with Jorginho

(1.) Lack of pace to keep the team in an attacking shape without real danger of counterattack

(2.) Lack of press resistance to ensure we dominate the midfield to ensure superiority in almost every game

Every week he keeps proving the above right, so why should I drop my criticism. It remains valid and always will. I don't criticise blindly,

donjazet:
Ibime, our fellow beloved fans have made their voices loud and clear. Just look below.
No jorginho slander will be tolerated here again. Insult him again and be banned immediately.

According to your crooked and loaded poll probably partially voted on by rival fans

According to my fairer worded poll, 2/3rd want him out. Many of those voted to keep him in are wicked rival fans like Roland17 who want us to suffer

If you ask any of our fans about Kante, not one will vote against him unless they are being mischievous. That should tell you how useless Jogginghoe is

donjazet:
Ibime do you see this?? I know nothing will ever make you see good in this player, but I know that images like this will be giving you LLL vibes.

I have told you you have nothing in your head to offer. How many years have you been watching football not to know that goals boost OPTA rank. How many goals did Jorginho score today?

Exonerate1:
The Joggers keeping us in the title race. Not bad

Celebrating awoof

Havertz10:
Mount doing Absolutely nothing doesn't get spoken of enough, since his return to the first team, we have struggled to win games

Chelsea win rate with Mount in the team under Tuchel is ~85%

Leeds fans were just booing their manager for bringing off Raphinha for this Gelhart

User09:
Overall play still bad, Boom, Scores a tapin, Now he's shutting up haters

The jokes on y'all

10 GA in his last 9 games according to some

Disastrous week thus far

donstan18:

GA argument that they used to flog Mount and hail Havertz has changed sides

nateevs:
I don't agree with all this Havertz bashing. I have been on the side of harsh criticism of him but it is ridiculous to state that he doing nearly as badly as what is being shared on here.

Yes for the price tag we should be seeing a lot more productivity but he really has brought a lot of improvement to his game. Let's be honest.

He is more than OK as a no9. Just needs to add some goals, but his allround play in that position is very good.

BlueMann:
Kovacic would've had a very good shout but injuries have hampered his chances, I think.

Depends on if he picks up from where he left off sha.

Why not our ever present Jogginghoe

donstan18:
Fraudvetz is lazy and slow. He’s a big flop and no excuse or reason whatsoever should have that guy okay for us.

Lukaku and Werner should serve as CF.

Tuchel is brainless. We saw Klopp manage Liverpool with injuries last season.

We saw Pep manager City without striker and even KDB and Gundogan at some point.

Tuchel isn’t as tactical as people think.

You are just hating. Werner and no9 don't belong in the same sentence

If Reece James, Silva or Rudiger don't take POTY, Mount want pain some guys again

Donstan18 take over

Alonso part redeems himself

donstan18:
Fraudvertz can’t press, he can’t mark, he can’t shoot, he can’t trap ball, he can’t run, can’t control, can’t beat player, can’t create, not physical, can’t compete for aerial ball, just busy strolling around.

Yet that brainless Tuchel won’t stop playing him, how can you bench Lukaku for Fraudvertz?

What kind of foolish gamble is that?

Calm down. We have 3 games in 6 days. Lukaku does not even have 90 minutes in him right now

Hardworking players had us in title race. Leprous fingers thought it was their high IQ joggers until the hardworkers got injured.

You want to achieve consistent results with players that 12 year olds can sprint past, you will be having overloads galore.

Exonerate1 come and tell us how Chilwell is rubbish and Alonso is high IQ

Slow nigga got there too late. I wonder why IQ couldn't get him there quick enough.

Drogba is too French. He didn't know he must pay bribe to win election in Africa. Samuel Eto knows wassup

Why is TT not utilising Pulisic. All our wing players are crap compared to Pulisic in my eyes

MorataFC:
Hahaha ha, and u think donjazet will ask such a question?

See the question he asked - click like if you think Jorginho is an essential part of the team

Even mesef will click like unless I want Saul as my DM

Donjazet can never get a job as a pollster

Exonerate1:
Jorginho has a chant what are you on

Chant that cannot get him nomination for POTY against Mount and Kovacic

Exonerate1:
2 shares from Ibime and Ibeme

I'm not foolish enough to participate in such a loaded poll with loaded questions. Not only is the question loaded but likes are anonymised while shares are not.

A neutral question will be phrased as such


Click like if you think Chelsea should replace Jorginho as DM

Click share to keep Jorginho as DM

Exonerate1:
He thinks Chelsea ends in Nairaland. Very funny guy

So Nairaland is not a representative sample? A nigga that is hated even in Stamford Bridge such that he gets booed and has never been in running for POTY. Fans will rather vote Mount or Kovacic. I wonder where one should go to find Chelsea fans then

Exonerate1:
Jorgiboy playing with an injury but I'm supposed to believe he's not important.

Players play with painkillers everyday. It's either you are fit or not. Why won't he play when Chelsea has no option

donjazet:
As a matter of fact, let's conduct a poll on this thread.
If you think that jorginho is an essential player to our team. Hit like.
If you think we should dispose of him as soon as possible, hit Share.

Remember, useful and essential, LIKE.
Disposable. SHARE.

Why not swap the like and share around. You think say you wise

donjazet:
Surely you can see that we have an injury crisis on our hands. It makes sense to call for reinforcement.

Kante has become very injury prone and unreliable the last few years. It makes sense to call for support NOT replace.

They are not calling Aurelien or Bissouma name every day to come and sit as back up for Jogginghoe, feel free to ask.

donjazet:
I know that half of Chelsea fans do not hate jorginho. Just a very very few minority.
An inconsequential minority.

Read the last 10 pages of this thread alone and see how many people are referring DM to Chelsea upandan.

hensben:
Good to bench Lukaku, he is not way forward in this club. Chelsea always get it wrong int he process of getting it right already, I mean you are building technical play already why sign a brawn striker with average technicality and poor pressing with no movement. This is why pep spend much, he doesn’t tolerate physical players with little technicality.

We have 3 games in 6 days. Calm down. Same Pep that tried to sign Lukaku this summer gone

swiz123:
Exactly what Lukaku brought but couldn't sell it.

I want Chelsea to be built around high IQ players, not those who believe that aggression can sway favor their way. Problem is, these players are good in the act of deception. You hardly pin the teams woeful performances on them. This same muscle is the exact reason Tottenham regressed terribly with Horjberg

Most Nigerians often love these set of players because for some reason, they see themselves in them.

High IQ does not equate with laziness

Neither does stamina and hardwork equate with low IQ

Such is a lazy mans refrain.

The boy plays with Busquet and Pedri, two highest IQ players. He has no excuse for his midfield turning into highway since he is surrounded by so much IQ. IQ that can't run is as useless as having Prof Stephen Hawkins on the pitch.

Imagine telling Jurgen Klopp you can't press well because you have high IQ and low physicality.

Spurs fans are calling for Hojberg to be made captain. That's a player fans appreciate unlike Jogginhoe who half his fans hate and constantly call for his replacement.