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@GenBuhari

So Gen Buhari wetin be plans for 2011 now? Abi you no go contest again? We de behind you o!

oweniwe:
$sings$ "Bolanle Bolanle Bolanle, Mmmeee! Bolanle ate the porridge, Mmmeee! She take am rub my mouth, Mmmeee! And say na me eat am, Mmmeee!" Anybody wey say e never thief from pot when e small na lair. Me, i de do am like once a week on the midnight a fresh soup had just been cooked

Most people have, but maybe not this frequently!

This confusion only came about because many people wish that they were not Nigerians. Were Nigeria not so corrupt, were Nigeria not so broken and plundered, I am sure your cousin would have no qualms to display: PROUDLY NIGERIAN to the world.

The joke of the century was when General Obasanjo said he's open to be investigated by the EFCC, and Mr. Ribadu came out and said General Obasanjo had been tested and the result was NEGATIVE. .

My country has suffered.

Will Papilo be playing too?

Consult with your elders first. "Fabregas" might mean something else in your mother tongue.

mens dept:
SO why is BBC saying that Heartland has appointed Siasia as their coach?

That's not a problem. It doesn't take 30 minutes to write a resignation letter.

Not every Peter is Paul

@ Kitaun

So who makes your Best 11? I'm curious to see if Yakubu will make it! 

tunnytox:
She is the love of my life.

Okay.

Jarus:
At this age?

At which age?

asiwaju:
we should stop abusing our children
Asiwaju.

Beating a child, in a reasonable manner, in order to correct him is not abuse.

asiwaju:
talk to them if they make mistake or being naughty,being a father or mother give you no right to beat defenceless child

Some children no dey hear word . Abi, you never see that kain pikin before?

many useless parents,who are not worthy to be called parents after drinking burukutu and ogogoro molest and flog their children for nothing.

No, we're not talking of those senseless alcohol-induced floggings.

I cannot beat my child again? Ah! The bobo go frog-jump tire be dat - at least I no touch am!
Or is that against the law too?
Nonsense.   Let them go to the UK and see absolute breakdown of law and order in the homes.
Kids as young as 10 years committing 'adult' crimes.

madejibo:
I feel that Goodluck Jonathan should win any election in 2011 because to me he is the best available now.

How did you arrive at the conclusion that Jonathan is the best available now?
Besides, being the best doesn't guarantee electoral success. Especially in Nigeria.

So do you seriously believe that an octopus can make a football prediction?

They did it for Merkel

honeric01:
Even the people in the crowd also put their hands on their head

I'm talking of the guys in green. I can't quite make out the crowd. The way they simultaneously put their hands on their heads is kind of odd.
They don't look too happy too. . . I'm sure somebody must have done something really CATASTROPHIC
I suspect the guy in the middle 

bigpopaben:
Are you a nigerian?, i think the answer is NO, you are asking why they put there hands on there head , i go give you there cell numbers to call them and ask , im sure they will tell you the reason , MUMU , im sure you be OMO GHANA, YEYE PERSON,  Sad Sad Sad

You're a newbie perhaps? Otherwise you wouldn't take everything you read on Nairaland too seriously. Relax and don't be too quick to call others names. It doesn't speak very well of you. OK?

Nice picture.

Why are the people wearing green putting their hands on their heads?

I think it's the madam and not the lesbian employee that has the greater right to complain. In fact, why is the woman even complaining?
What if the employee was a man? Will anyone defend a male employee who took advantage of his employer's kindness and slept with his employer's daughter?
If most employers (if not even all) will sack the male employee if he tried that nonsense, why should they be expected to act differently simply because it is woman-woman and not man-woman?

Nonsense.

Replace the line record(); in your class  definition with record(){}; - that should solve your problem.

As big as Ping Pong . . .

@mama-gee

No, you didn't see him at the 2002 world cup 

Osaze, made his first appearance for Nigeria at the 2004 Nations Cup.
The most Osaze has scored for the Eagles was a brace against South Africa.

It's open. The bane of the Chileans is indiscipline. If they can take things easy they can beat any side.
If Brazil wins, it will probably be due to some silly defensive errors from the Chileans.

The name Rabiu Baita has been on for a very long time. I thought he has retired?

cantell:
whoring for them now?

Why did you remove Yobo from my list? Doesn't he have valuable experience too? Like Kanu, Yobo will still be good to go
by 2018 and who knows, if injuries are kind with them, by 2022.

Why should Kanu resign? He STILL doesn't have a Nations Cup goal and he won't resign until he has scored one.
Kanu, Yakubu, Yobo and Shittu's experience will prove very VALUABLE for the 2014 and 2018 world cups.

IbrahimB:
1-1 Full time
Ghana to win on penalties 

Got first part of prediction correct - now for the second . . .

1-1 Full time
Ghana to win on penalties

@Iyineda

You forgot Kalu Uche. Uche was quite brilliant in the world cup. You'll need to update your list. Martins also should be there, if he's still in form.

What of Yakubu? Is he not retiring too?