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Let me guess, they would kill this poor lizard and use it for pepper soup as well, right?

Na wao for una! In naija, every animal, no matter how dirty and unclean, is an edible food


O pari

Very well said, my brother.

Most of these women (I prefer to call them Woe-men) look good on the outside until they come in and show you their true colors!
Then you can give anything in the world for someone to take them off your hands


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iamJ:
Question that needs an answer

If she was a decent lady why did som1 divorce her?

Divorce is not quarrel she looks like who sleeps around, so the reasons why the first man left wouldn't be hard to see


For those calling her beautiful, nairalanders are obviously mostly ugly thats why an average look is beautiful to them


Well the new guy is wasting his time, marrying a cheater with 2 kids, i hail his family for agreeing and i pity him for the burden he is accepting because of this ugly mulele that is full of streachmarks

Why?

Last time I checked, that's the type of women your average naija man likes
The bigger the better, right?


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dominique:
Yuck!

Ouch! It seems everybody is picking on forgiveness this week

Oga Forgiveness, abeg, no take my digs serious o .... I was onli tryna defend and protect awa first madam. That's ma job


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TheGoodJoe:
You only ask questions most times. Do you have opinions?

Why not post the stats from the NBS, let's see what it shows?


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ernieboy:
their statistics is false? why not post ur own and tell us how u arrived at it. the statistic on poverty put up by the Nigerian bureau of statistics in poverty is also false and racist abi?

Forgiveness put your mouf for shum. No dey tok to da first lady like that now

You guys tend to write off our players. What kinda nonsense is that! The Zambians can camp as long as they want, they still can't play above their levels. Even our Olympic team can beat them sef. We would have beaten them soundly in Lusaka if we had taken our chances. Go back and watch the game again....Brown Ideye alone wasted two clear cut chances. And if not for jetlag, they shouldn't have pulled one goal back either. I am not worried about Zambia, I am only worried about our fans making it sound like if we're suddenly playing against Brazil or Germany!

Enough is enough! The Zambians are playing mind games .... don't help them to achieve their aim.


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forgiveness:
Hahahahahah! This girl just like wahala, I swear.

Wetin man do na?

Make I no talk wetin I see again? Shuuuu!

I am not even talking about the weakness or strength of our team. I am only discussing what I saw when I watched the Zambia's game and I noticed they rely on crossing the ball from the wings.

Virtually, all their goals came from the wings during this campaign hence the need to block or stop them from the wings.

Besides, there is one guy Orchestrating the play from the midfield and I think he has to be tamed.

But here you are talking about hate and your feelings when you know they are inconsequential in public domain where opinions should/must differ.

This is no longer Football matter girl. Hold yourself and stop expressing feelings that has nothing to do with soccer in public domain.

Even this feelings are fake because you are in a fake cyber World where Saint could be mistaken for devil or devil mistaken for saint.

Now, put that behind you and let's talk Football.


It depends on where the coach plays Mikel.

If Moses Simon and Victor Moses have athleticism are they to hold the Zambian's wingers?

My focus is to curtail the Zambian's wingers. It's as simple as that but if you have different opinions share them and stop using emotions to deal with the society.

That level of mind set is low.


Of course, we have a better team than Zambia but with wrong selection and tactics, believe me anything can happen.


Manchester City has better team than Chelsea is only in your dreams.

Safari my sister, don't mind them ... some people you can just ignore. One of the biggest problem we have in this forum, like many others online, is that the loudest members are not necessarily the most knowledgeable members.

When we discuss speed in football, for instance, some folks would immediately think about the players who can run the fastest. But those of in the know would understand speed in football as the speed of play aka ball movement. Our USA '94 World Cup team is still one of the most athletic football team the world has seen but that wasn't based on their individual athleticism of the players but rather on the rhythm of the team.


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safarigirl:
Moses Simon get athleticism, Leon Balogun and especially Victor Moses he athleticism.

Mikel does not need athleticism, he will decimate those kids with ease, I have confidence in that.

I hate reading anything you post and even more, I hate conversing with you because you aggravate me.

You can think whatever you like, but it dies not change the fact that our team is better than Zambia's just like Manchester City had a better team than Chelsea.

God! I hate talking to you

I totally agree with NbyOdai. S/He is the only person who understands what the Sean Murphy person is doing. The other mugus are just spitting bs not knowing that they are being used to accomplish an agenda. Most of these folks like to throw around all those crappy statistics to make them feel better about their sordid lives. Yes, NbyOdai is correct! Why compare Miami with Nigeria? Why not compare it with Berlin, Germany or Perth, Australia? And he also mentioned something very important which the original op would like to conveniently ignore - the cost of healthcare in this country. Hence, he's correct 'unless the pet owner is a multi millionaire, the pet would die' because an average pet owner can't afford the service in Miami either.... especially considering that pets don't have health insurance.

I have advised Nigerians times without number, on twitter, to quit washing their dirty linens in public. If you really want to affect change in Nigeria then contact the minister/ministry(ies) responsible directly or you can even contact the Presidency. Posting craps on twitter or Facebook isn't gonna change anything.

The racist mugus we have like to throw these statistics around not because they actually care about what's going on in Africa but rather to accomplish a bigger goal - their racist agenda. Like each time they tell you that a Nigerian lives on $3 per day. First, that statistics is false and a total fabrication. Secondly, they throw these numbers around without also juxtaposing it with the average cost of living. The cost of living in the US is much higher than in Nigeria, hence the purchasing power of three dollars in Nigeria isn't comparable to the United States.

And I can go on and on .... anyway, next time you see a foreigner trying to tell you how bad you've got it ask yourself what his/her true motives are, before you respond.


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True tok


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Joebie:
Very true..
Ogu still won it ahead of Nwakame that season though.

TB, I was just about to make the same point. You gotta consider the competition before we decide how much stock we'd put on the award. As the saying goes, in the land of the blind, a one eyed man becomes king. If you don't have too many quality foreign players playing in the Israeli league then anybody can win it easily (even a mediocre player) but that doesn't make you a super star.


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tbaba1234:
Best foreign player is not the same as best player in the league. Only Nwakeame has won that.

Word right out of my mouth!


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Chinachriss:
Some people will just be claiming gay just to be granted asylum overseas.

The hustle is real. Me, I de for this Nigeria. We go hammer well well. Baba God de for throne. Overseas or not overseas, what is mine is mine.

$120 for 4 hours of work, cutting grass? That's about $30 per hour?

First of all, that's a BS story. Absolutely not true. For such a job anywhere in the US, you can't make more than the minimum wage - less than $10/hr in most places. But even if we're to take this story as told, let me tell you what you don't know.

More than 40% of your salary goes into taxes (Fed tax, state tax, social security tax, medicare tax etc etc.), then you gotta consider all the bills: cable tv, phone, internet, cell phone, gas, electricity, water, rent/mortgage, car note, car registration, etc etc. After paying all those bills bro, by the end of the months, your bank account would be empty....regardless of how much you make.

Like I previously stated, problem with living overseas is that this money is accumulated here and then spent here. I wish there's a way I could be working in America while living in Nigeria: now, that's my dream life


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obajoey:
sure nah, honestly, except the person is lazy.
My friend moved to the US recently for his Masters. He ran out of cash, so someone told him about a job which entails clearing some grasses from a parcel of land. After about 3-4hrs, they were given $120 each. He converted that to naira and he was having about #43,800. He said his brain wan burst. This is a guy that earns #90,000 a month here in Nigeria oo. He said the joy he had passed the stress he went through. If he should do this work for just 5days, that is about $600 and that is about #219,000naira here in Nigeria.

Abeg help me too. I need Visa abeg. I don tire.

True, but that's only if you make the money overseas and then spend it in Nigeria.

But the exchange rate is irrelevant if you make the money overseas and spend it overseas.


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paiz:
No matter how hard it is to make money abroad

My people the exchange rate is what matters most

Igbo Kwenu!

....Kwenu!!

....Kwezue nu!!!

Igbo amaka....The happiest people on earth...the job creators, the developers, and the innovators!!!


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InsideOut247:
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https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/59ce33f605073.jpg
linda ikejis nephews and niece

Igbo Kwenu!

....kwenu!!

....kwezue nu!!!


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InsideOut247:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/59ce25746b0a3.png


Nigerian celebrities' kids stepped out in different cultural attires for cultural day in celebration of the Independence day in their various schools. More photos below...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6036615_2207106820157626187075057242147238602866688n_jpeg5b23b4da504534497c0a9defe9a46aa8 Mercy Johnson's kids

Wow. Ndi Igbo!! The Jews of Africa!!!

Ndi Igbo. The Innovators and the job creators!!

Ndi Igbo: the first amongst equals!!!

Igbo kwenu!!!


O pari

You may have a point there, bro

I read a book in high school entitled, "More Deadly than the Male".


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jaksmillioniar:
I dont care a woman must be beat if not she can neva respect u she can even plan to kill u see dat small boy dat his gf kill notin deAdly pass women

Wow. I didn't knew that PMB has a son.


O pari

Wow! That's all I gotta say - wow!


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paiz:
Real men don't beat a lady in public
you take her inside

OK. Makes sense sha.

And by the way, I don't think we've seen the best of Etebo yet. That boy is baller and a worker!


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AIG07:
I didn't include Ndidi/Agbo because de are DMFs.

I only ranked Iwobi a little lower to Etebo because he is less versatile(he can't play the CMF role) and mobile compare to Karo Etebo.

Where's Ndidi? But I do like your ranking tho.

Meanwhile, here's how I would rank them:

1. John Mikel Obi
2. Oghenekaro Etebo
3. Wilfried Ndidi
4. Joel Obi
5. Okechukwu Azubuike
6. Ogenyi Onazi
7. John Ogu
8. Mikel Agu

*Alex Iwobi is more of a support striker than your normal CM


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AIG07:
E b like se most people no know or de don forget who Joel Obi IS? No thanks to his injury laden career.

Here is how I rate and rank our CMF/AMF Players.
1. John Mikel Obi
2. Joel Obi
3. Oghenekaro Etebo
4. Alex Iwobi
5. Ongenyi Onazi
6. Okechukwu Azuibuke
7. John Ogu
8. Mikel Agu.

John Lambie, about a concussed player who didn't know who he was "Great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on."



O pari

I am pretty sure (almost 100% sure) that the python would be used for "pepper soup".
But what happens to the dog? Is that gonna be used for pepper soup as well


O pari

GWAM!!!



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BlackDBagba:
She'll come crawling soon...when she's done slaying and there's nothing left.

Guy, just go and make money. You'll see

47 fake jobs

These jobs don't exist, believe me!


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lizzygrace:
47

Why would an 18 year old still be in high school anyway?

His mates are entering year 2 in college (sophomore year).


O pari

Yup. EPL no moi moi, but that's one league where all the La Liga benchwarmers and B-team players go to become MVPs:

Alexis Sanchez
Yaya Toure
Pedro
Morata etc etc.

Talk about delusions of graduer


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davibid:
Burnley or Stock should be their first fixtures if that happens at least let them know that EPL no be moi moi

If that happens then Barca would win the EPL until they are tired of winning


O pari

Bro., first of all, stats can be deceiving because you gotta take several things into considerations, including but not limited to the following:
- the team's style of play
- the player's role in the overall scheme of the team
- the players team mates and their unique abilities

But even if we decide to go with the stats below, I will still prefer Azubuike over Ogu considering that the current Super Eagles team badly needs a playmaker. The only playmaker we have in the current set up is Mikel; hence anytime we sub Mikel our midfield breaks down completely. In that case, we will need Azubuike as our second playmaker. We need somebody who can read the game and break up plays before they develop. Right now, only Mikel and Leon Balogun are capable of doing that in the current set up. And in addition, we need someone who's comfortable with the ball on his feet and can hold up plays in the midfield and draw out the opponents ... right now, only Mikel can play that role effectively, and that's where Azubuike can help.


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tbaba1234:
Olympics is still an age group competition

Agu and Azubuike play in the same league and these are their stats

Tackles
Agu averages 3.7 tackles per game
Azubuike averages 2.3 tackles per game

Interceptions
Azubuike averages 3.2
Agu averages 1.8

Fouls
Azubuike averages 2
Agu averages 2.7

Clearances
Azubuike averages 0.5
Agu averages 2.7

Dribbles
Azubuike averages 2
Agu averages 0.8

Blocks
Azubuike averages 0.2
Agu averages 0.5

Overall rating
Agu: 7.02
Azubuike: 6.89

For tenacity, clearances and tackling, Agu is your man.
For dribbles and reading the game, Azubuike is your man.

From a defensive standpoint, Agu is a better choice.

Overall, Agu has had the better start to the season so far from available stats.

Haha!!! Omo, that was deliberate. ghananese (you gotta spell it with small letters) is the nickname I gave to Ghanaians.
*I nickname people


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Swanzi:
Chai Rip English

This is really sad to hear but let that not surprise you ... it's part of the end time events.


O pari

Not really, but I still can't get over all his exploits in Rio


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tbaba1234:
Have you followed Azubuike this season?