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Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism. Or in a layman's language = Rough Sex. . And I mean, extremely rough sex....not just pumping hard. Some folks even go to hospitals afterwards. You need to watch the movie Fifty Shades or Grey or you can read the book.

And based on my personal research, most people who are into BDSM are demon possessed. It isn't a normal sexual act.


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kambili999:
what is bdsm

Well said! I will never cheat with a married woman.

It's better to sleep with a divorcee or a widower than with someone who's married.


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WenysAD:
I won't be surprised if d person d woman cheated with is a nairalander cos the way most of them brag about sleeping with married women is too much forgetting karma is a bitch

Sex with a married man or woman is highly disastrous

Wow. They are after money too? I thought they are only looking for sex
Anyway, let's hope that everybody here can learn from your experience.

All in all, there are good people here and there are bad people here .... just like you said.


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bleble24:
Thank you very much for this. I had encounter with one of them from nairaland early this year. He duped me of 4k.
But on the bright side, I was also able to buy Xmas clothes for my kids last year through someone on nairaland. That's life.

At a time I stopped picking unknown calls. It's frustration that made me do this.

Another one world government agenda. These are all prelude to the Mark of the Beast. Mark my word!

Eventually, they would decide that the best way to keep your number is by inserting a microchip inside your right hand or on your forehead. It's already happening here in the United States and in some parts of Europe. Please don't let anybody implant a chip in your body. If you do, you're automatically condemning yourself to eternal damnation.


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Chei, prayer and intimacy gadgets in the same sentence! There's nothing once can't hear on this web forum.


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Adaumunocha:
Sometimes knowing you have the power to make things happen really help with some of these marital issues. Don't visit his room anymore... He'll come looking for you. Get a very good toy if you open minded for such( It never fails). Plus pray.

The dude might have a high sex drive but just don't get aroused by his wife. Trust me, I have seen that happened with many folks. The man is horse when he meets other women but the same man can barely get it up when he gets home to his wife.


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adeniyisamuel59:
Let me give my little medical advice:
Tell him to stop taking anything sugary like carbonated drinks, soluble sugar etc, let him take much water especially in the early morning when he has not eating food; at least 50cl of water.
Having said that, drugs can also be introduced to fix it up such as:
1. VigRx
2. Talafil
3. sidnafil
4. vigor capsule
5. Rovigon.
Thank me later and remember to invite me to naming ceremony.

My brother, thank you very much for your words of wisdom. Sometimes I wonder whether these folks who came here to broadcast their family problems are actually for real or just making up stuffs to get a reaction. I mean, are these folks really looking for a serious advice from mostly faceless strangers on the world wide web? Don't they have families, pastors, and/or even friends? And you wonder why the divorce rate is skyrocketing by the day. Some dumb women may get these "suggestions" from a bunch of messed up folks on the internet and then, based on that, decide to end their marriages!

Incredible but true!!!


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LordIsaac:
It coulɗn't have ɓeen for 30seconɗs, stop exaggerating it; except, of course, you hold a watch to his face from start to finish. In which case, you woulɗn't enjoƴ it as you woulɗ have had a diviɗeɗ attention. That ɓeen saiɗ, consult all the stakeholɗers at your weɗɗing, they'd intervene ɗecentlƴ. Flee youthful counsel from some Nairalanɗers! For the thing is, you tooƙ that VOW "for better, for WORSE." This is that part that will not ɓe captureɗ in pre weɗɗing pictures. Now the test.

This forum is full of sex starved niggaz roaming around the internet looking for sex.
Do you even know whether the woman you're prepositioning weighs 300lbs?
But that doesnt matter....you just wanna fucc, right?

#Sad


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Ninethmare:
You don't need my advice you actually need my address
Am home alone
When am through with you, you husband will call to thank me...

Two months ago, right? Granted that it was in the U-21 tournament but I don't know if Zambia has played any competitive games against an Euro opponent recently.

All in all, I am almost sure that the current Zambia national team would defeat Scotland .... and believe me on that one


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Chrismario:
By Fifa ranking, they re are ahead of Nigeria and many Caf powerhouse.

When was last time Zambia defeated European team?

What if he just had a loss of form? Take it from someone who knows, old age isn't the only reason most of our players don't reach their potential.

The biggest issue is lack of opportunities in many of these big Euro teams. If you're an African, you better keep producing day in day out because once you have a loss of form that's it for you. An average European player would keep getting opportunities upon opportunities but once an African player (worse if you're Nigerian) has two or three bad games then you're going to the bench and may never get outta there!

A couple of good examples are what they did to Victor Moses at Liverpool. The entire team was having a bad patch but it was Victor Moses was picked out and sentenced to the bench. Look at what happened at Watford last season as well. Both Ighalo and Troy Deenney were having a bad season, but Ighalo lost his position while Deeney kept playing until he gets back into form. Alex Iwobi had the same problem at Arsenal last season as well. He was moved to play with the youth side when Arsenal started performing poorly despite the fact that Iwobi always gives a good account of himself anytime he plays.

The moral of the story: we don't always get equal playing field.


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Danielnino00:
Many things went wrong..
I'm suspecting that he lied about his age.. .
One of the biggest problem with NPFL players

Scary stuff! I will seriously have a heart attack if I see him in goal against Zambia. As a matter of fact, I am still recovering from the one he gave me in the game against South Africa and Algeria

Anywayz, not to worry, my prayer warriors are still on call .... I might have to call upon them again.


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Danielnino00:
Sir Icon79, what do u think

Yeah right! Trust me, any one of Algeria, Cameroun or Zambia would trash Scotland .... if not England sef

When was the last time England defeated an African team?


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Chrismario:
Opari master

Scotland and Slovenia would av been powerhouse if they are in Africa

Before you try to rubbish Nacho's stats, please consider the oppositions as well. While Nacho has been slugging it out against the likes of Zambia, Algeria, Cameroun, etc. Rashford has been playing such powerhouses like: Malta, Lithuania, Scotland, and Solvania.

That's all I gotta say.


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Mickael2:
about the international stats, that 7goals is padded with penalties not to mention that Nacho is almost always our top striker while Rashford plays out wide while more emphasis is playing through the middle with Alli and Kane. Now I am not trying to rubbish Nacho's international stats but I am saying that a wide midfielder who has scored 2goals in 11 games is not bad at all IMHO

None yet. So that position is still open for you .... oya, go ahead and grab it with both hands


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Kizyte:
Nice!
Michael Jackson died a LEGEND, Nelson Mandela died a HERO, Muna Obiekwe died a STAR.

Abeg who will die a GULDER?

tessygirl

I don't know how many times Nigerians have to be told that before using an abbreviation (ICT) in a sentence, you gotta spell it out the first time. Not everybody understands what your abbreviation stands for!!!

Got it

Educated illiterates


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Quite artistic! Good job!!



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Ouchy!


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nototribalist:
It's not like they're grabbing good food. It's hydraulic soup they're fighting for. With that black yama Yama thing.

Why am I not surprised? The Hausa-Fulani has never accepted that Yorubas are true muslims anyway.
That's why they treat them like trash


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The number of folks who feast on pythons in this forum. I am still in shock!!


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Another Igbo man keeping Nigeria moving ....
Seriously, where would Nigeria be without Ndi Igbo

They say the Igbo are too domineering .... but the truth is, anytime something is done by merit in Nigeria, the Igbos would excel.
That's just the bottom line.


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Meanie


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ejlive:
i would say the girl is very lucky to ve hooked this fine young man

LOL. It ain't gonna happen, pal. Ain't gonna happen.

Those gems are priceless. And she knows that there are more where those came from


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Joebie:
We don dey plan how we go sell the gems sef

Fingers crossed, bro. Fingers crossed!


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TheSuperNerd:
Make I kuku believe you shaa.... Wishing you the best in your quest to win The first lady back.... lol

Looks so, bro. But no worries .... my gems are on the way.

When it arrives, it would change thangz, believe me


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TheSuperNerd:
Looooollll.... looks like you have fallen down the "pecking" order.... Work hard and Like TheGoodJoe will say... work hard, work on those drills... And hopefully you will make a comeback... But for now... sorry shaa...

As someone who has visited all the 10 cities on the list, except for Kaduna and Ibadan, here's my ranking:

1. Abuja

2. Calabar

3. Enugu

4. Owerri

5. Jos - those beautiful hills

6. Lagos - I haven't been to Lekki tho. Maybe that's why I ranked it low.

7. Uyo - small town but clean and mostly well planned, with good roads.

8. Port Harcourt - frankly don't see the big deal with PH. And I have visited various sections including Diobu.

9. Kaduna - haven't been there

10. Ibadan - haven't been there either, but I just can't get over those brown zinc roofs and smallish building that I often see in pictures


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Ovokoo:
Nigeria is a large country and the most populous in Africa. It is also one of the most beautiful countries in Africa. Here are the 10 MOST BEAUTIFUL NIGERIAN CITIES.

Watch the Video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoQeofwHbHc

10. Ibadan
Apart from being the largest city in Sub saharan Africa, Ibadan takes the title of being one of the most beautiful cities in southern Nigeria. Home to the famous Cocoa house and a lot of beautiful and picturesque building, the city is definitely one to visit.

9. Kaduna
The defacto capital of Northern Nigeria is one of te elite cities in Nigeria. It was founded by the British in 1913 and has evolved over the decades. It is home to the Nigerian Defence Academy amongst many other great institutions.

8. Jos
Jos is a city in the middlebelt of Nigeria and is the capital of Plateau state. The city is known for it's astonishing topography which gives it that special and beautful look, therefore making it the most beautiful city in that part of Nigeria.

7. Uyo
Uyo is the capital of Akwa Ibom state and is a young and growing city. However, it has made it's mark as one of the most beautiful cities in Nigeria and a city worth visiting. With it's world class roads and bridges, it definitly deserves this spot.

6. Port-hacourt
Port-hacourt is the oil capital of Nigeria as well as the capital of Rivers state. It is one of the most beautiful cities in Nigeria. With it's wonderful roads, bridges as well as city scape, that has never been in doubt.

5. Enugu
Enugu which is otherwise known as coal city is the capital of the old eastern region and has always been one of the most beautiful and livable cities not just in the east but in Nigeria as a whole. Enugu means "Top of hill" in Igbo language and the surrounding hills adds to it's beauty.

4. Owerri
Owerri is the capital city of Imo state and one of the most exciting cities in Nigeria. Despite it's relative small size, the city is dotted with beautiful edifices as well as beautiful people. It's is also a city worth visiting.

3. Lagos
Lagos is the most populous city in Nigeria as well as the commercial and economical capital of Nigeria. Despite this achievements, it is also one of the most beautiful cities not just in Nigeria but in Africa. With it's numerous skyscrapers that dots it's skyline and it's retinue of beaches, it is definitely a city among many.

2. Calabar
The second most beautiful cities in Nigeria is Calabar. It is the capital of Cross Rivers state and is known for it's peace and greenery. it is one of the most beautifully laid out cities not just in Nigeria but in Africa and hosts one of the most popular street carnivals in Africa.

1. Abuja
On the number one spot is Abuja. Abuja is the federal capital of Nigeria and known as center of unity. The city has unified people from all over Nigeria and the world owing to it's beautiful and calm disposition and is rated as one of the most livable cities in Africa.

View Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/10-beautiful-cities-nigeria-pics-video/

Bro, I am trying to oo. Didn't see the thread ... about a dude who sent a ring to his friend in Abuja?

But looks like the long legged dudes are trying to outbid me. Anyway, it ain't ova until it's over!


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TheSuperNerd:
When I told you to put a ring on it you were forming bad guy... now see? Anyway... just wait for me in the parlour first... I dey come....



........... away from The O pari master.....


https://www.intuitiveaccountant.com/downloads/626/download/ROFLMAO.jpg

Say what

Please say it isn't so!


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safarigirl:
*in libero's voice* my Darling Joebie has spoken

Actually, it's about both - it's gotta be both big and effective.

It's never a case of either or


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Florblu:
It's not about how big,it's about how effective it is biko
I'm out of here

It ain't everybody o, abeg. You can't even pay me to date this babe see. I actually broke up with someone because her boobs were just a little too big for my liking.


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TINALETC3:
D only tin pple talk abt dese days is boobs and buttocks