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Nawah oh someone cant harvest in peace and at his own time! What is the country turning into?

Their headache.

Why do we men act like babies to white women and like beast to black women.

Nigerians like bad news. You haven't resolved your own issue but so fixated and interested in other people story far away in america. Busy body them!

I dnt know what is wrong with Nigerians and their wack mentality, they always think that if you have never travel out, you can never make it. Japa or no japa God can bless you anywhere let that stick into your head. There are alot of Nigerians abroad which most of you here are even doing well than them,if you hear their story. you will always be grateful.
NB: this is not to discourage anyone from travelling but just to let you know that you can still make it here.

Hmmm




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ttv5bJvCnU

So you will tell him how to dress or pose something is wrong with your head.

Bobby4090:
The visit is proper and good but at least he should have looked more serious and show a sense of solace. Someone just died there and you are visiting them sporting a face cap with your hands in different pockets, posing and showing your swag. More like a kid going for a football match. Doesn't show respect to the occasion.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ttv5bJvCnU

If you have finished gIving birth you can cut dat thing in bewteen your leg so u can have peace of mind. I but you wen u see her you will not have dat thought of thinking to sleeping with her again.

She is not real just catching cruise ,if you believe her nah you sabi.

How can she recover her money?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0FTtikBPvk

The goat himself.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0FTtikBPvk

Hmmm




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0FTtikBPvk

When you gave him full HD ,do you expect him not to watch. you all are mad!

All these indomie children Who knows or have never experienced war are agitating for war. I pity you all. You beta call your president to order!

Guys so many men claims women enjoy sex more than men.

So who do you think enjoy sex the most man or woman?.

Funny but true!

qtx:
some of the points make me laff while some are exaggerated

YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!
EKO ILE OGBON!

This happened sometime last year and I was going back to school. I entered a keke that was supposed to take me to the park from my street.

Now, I have a routine of saying, “I cover myself with the blood of Jesus” whenever I want to do something or go anywhere. Lol…. I learnt that from my mum another thing I learnt was, “Holy Spirit come and go with me or come and do this with me”. I never knew the importance of these spoken words until that day.

Now, as an African child or rather as a Nigerian, you should understand what it feels like when you enter a “Keke” and you find yourself in the middle of two other guys. This was my case. So I entered this “keke” and I was alone, then we moved forward,

The driver stopped to pick up one man, and moved a bit before he picked another man. This was disturbing for me. But I didn’t want to panic, so I muttered, “Blood of Jesus cover me”. While we were going, the one by my right started speaking French to me (he thought I didn’t understand French😂, me wey carry first position for secondary school). I just smiled and pretended like I couldn’t understand. I avoided anything that will make me bring out my phone.

Then the other guy was like, “seems like this guy is not from around here” I was like I think so. The French guy then chipped in, responding affirmatively that he’s from Togo, he came to do business and he got scammed. His dollars were taken. As soon as I heard scammed, it then occurred to me that omo, Chinenye, you don enter. I just kept quiet. The guy started his French conversation again, looking at me, he then asked, “Comment tu t'appelles ?” And I was like j’mappelle…. Then he surprisingly stopped me, was like, “so you understand French?” I kept quiet. In my mind I was like, even a primary school child will know what that meant. The other guy then started convincing me to follow them somewhere to catch the scammers. While he was talking, I don’t know if he was mixing up some incantations cause i didn’t understand some part. I was like it’s not possible, I can’t follow you. I didn’t know why the man looked surprised but at that point, I wanted to get down from the “keke” to enter another one.

The guy continued talking in words I didn’t understand, then he made attempt to tap me, dunno if it was reflex but I almost slapped him and told him not to touch me again.

After this happened, the driver was then like, “sister you go come down oo”. Tbh, I was really scared for my life, but I boldly told him, I’ve not gotten to where I was headed. I could notice the 2 guys I was seated with exchanging glances. The driver then said again that he’s no more going, that he wants to pick something he forgot and can’t carry me back. So I was like okay, “drop me here”. When he stopped, I tried paying him, he rejected which was very strange. Hmmm I wasn’t having any of that. “Oga please take your money”, he said I should carry my wahala and go.

I found a way to drop the money close to him and left. Tbh I still didn’t understand what happened.
When I got to the park, I explained to my mum what happened. She was like, “Thank God”.
That was when she told me that they were fraud guys, but I didn’t fall for their charms. If not, they would have carried me somewhere and drained me of my cash and valuables.

Indeed the Blood of Jesus covered me that day.
I still reflect on that day and I always wondered why they didn’t take my money. But I’m grateful God saved me.

So true!

Your take on this?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEKEND: WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT KISSING.

Kissing is not just meant for sex.
You can tell how your partner feels about you through the kiss. Are you being kissed back?

Kisses are a good thermometer of your partner's emotions. If your partner is emotionally not OK, it will reflect on the kiss.

After talking about issues, kiss each other. Kissing helps to heal.

Kissing is good for intimacy as it says what words can't.

Kissing invites love making. If you want more love making, kiss more.

If you want to be kissed, maintain good oral hygiene. Brush your teeth at least two times a day.

If you want to be kissed, watch what you say and your tone. Lips that say hurtful things are not desirable.

After lovemaking, before you black out and sleep, kiss your partner. It shows affection and that you were not just after an orgasm.

Randomly kiss your partner. Surprise kisses are sweet.

Relax when kissing. There is a difference between being passionate and being forceful.

Flow with your partner's rythmn. Get to learn if your partner likes tongue kissing or not. Make it enjoyable.

Guys, the more a Bae is kissed the more she feels wanted and desired. Kissing is part of the watering that makes her feel special.

Learn to kiss more than the lips. Kiss your Bae's forehead, cheeks, closed eyes, back, arms, hips. It brings you two closer.

As you explore your partner's body with kisses, you will unearth secrets about your Bae's body that were unknown. The skin is your ticket.

Enjoy your weekend with a lot of kisses 💋💋😘😘😘

What problem? Did he force the lady on himself? She knew he was married and still agree to date him not the guy fault pls.Abeg allow men to breath!

mechanics:
He caused it for himself, why dating another woman when legally married, this is how most men bring problem to themselves.

Keyamo will soon be appointed as the minister of twitter in Nigeria.

She is good


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI-IfB_rt0w

nice one guys


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulf1DVSaUpg

So sad most men here Dont even know their wife is cheating on them!

Apart From edo state i dnt think other state have got the ball to do this. Even lagosians with their hype and useless noise cant even try this. I love the energy of the people of edo them no they shout but they get action!

And none of his family members are amongst those that he is training for what he cant handle when it start animal.
See how he has brainshed washed these innocent souls for their untimely death while he sit comfortable in his home with his family safe and secure , i pity these ones!