₦airaland Forum

Realhommie:
Too much drama....

From the earlier report he isn't being let off the hook. The case preferred against him is that of "sexual harassment" which is a bailable offence. After initial investigation no case of defilement was established and they can't proceed to court now coz the judiciary is on strike or so.

So what's the fuse all about? Why all the unnecessary drama and outpouring of emotion?

Na wa ooooo.

I was just about to explain this, then I saw your post. This is detailed enough to enlighten everyone. Those people needs to calm down.

OloshoMan:
Which of the gods?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Lolz

BAZ001:
They have not increased any fare, still same 500/600 naira.

Nothing has changed yet.

Instead they were using police to arrest protesters and blocking drivers harassing other drivers. They learnt from d Nigerian govt.

Some drivers too didn’t help matters, they saw the strike as opportunity to cash out.

Maybe in the future they will respond.

Hmmm a hundred naira increment would be a better response from them. I don't blame them, in a sane country, masters degree holders wouldn't be doing cab business.

God shall bless us all with a good exit package.

Pearl1910:
How many years u wan take pay 6m -7m back and what will be left of the car if/when u r done?

Hmmmmmmmm

BAZ001:
Increase for where ?
Which warning strike ?
You come laugh us for here ?


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No na, I am not. Just want to know how responsive the company is to their drivers

tunlapapa:
Are you currently on rentals? If not I doubt you will qualify.
And if you are qualified, na Express you dey go oooooooooo!

No, i am not. What do you mean by na express u dey go?

tunlapapa:
I thought you were on moove. I had to go for moove after my Honda has turned to agbana and it has been a great decision.
Drive to own is the problem I have with moove while their rentals is very great if you are lucky to be given a clean vehicle.
One of the great sides is that rentals is <25k for a 2016 vehicle.

Thanks for this. I have requested registration info for a drive to own.

I hope fares have been improved after the last
warning strike ?

adenigga:
Source: https://m.guardian.ng/Senators-jittery-over-fears-of-Boko-Haram-attack-on-Abuja

Kikikikikikikiki

U Neva see sonting

Just continue to loot and be irresponsible.

Day of reckoning is near

Father4all:
Moslem will take over Europe gradually insha Allah

Muslims don't need to take over anywhere, this is why they say anywhere Muslims are there is crisis. Why do you have to take over Europe? For what?

Don't you think Europeans will consider that an insult?

Worship Allah, live and let others live. That's when we enjoy living.

Not by creating harmful personal agenda and claiming divine calling. QED

AlexBells:
When I call you caward this time, it is from the dept of my heart, dude there is war everywhere and you think we will run to the defenceless west lol, you are yet to learn Igbo people, instead we let every one come home and we defend our land to the very best, I wonder why you guys love running, if the caward Ogundipe did not run we won't be in this mess by now, don't get me pissed, I'm core Igbo fellow

You spoke well and reply the tribal bigot well. But I have a thing or two to say about Ogundipe and coward.

Refusing to act stupidly or follow a lost cause is not cowardism. When Nzeogwu and his boys orchestrated the coup that exterminated leaders from all regions except the east and bragged about it in the media, which led to the installation of Aguyi ironsi who use military decree to created a unitary govt believing he will last in the seat, but the northern officers organised a counter coup which killed him.

Now having done that, Ogundipe is the most senior officer at the time and next inline to rule. But he was not a coup plotter, he never wanted a share of the tribal bloodshed between the Hausas and and Igbo.

He was not a power drunk. He decided to let the coup plotters enjoy the benefits of their Bloodshed's by installing their leader. Which led to the emergence of Gowon. The Biafra war was partly a personal war, because Ojukwu doesn't want a Junior to him to hand him instructions, he would prefer Ogundipe who obviously does not want Yoruba in the mix of the ongoing tribal tsunami.

Only a fool will expect the Hausa led coup leaders to install an Igbo man simply cos he is the most senior giving the incidents that led to that point.

The Igbo's are quick to shout, but are responsible for majority of the nations problems as soon as it was created.

The Igbo's took away our regional system.
Igbo's introduced tribalism into our military
They declared the first civil war that cost a lot of men ,lives and money.

So, before you say coward, ask yourself if you would fight a war that is not yours? Ogundipe was smart, the position was a trap, if he entered it, he will never come out alive, and it is you Igbo people that will still continue to say he did not do enough for you.

The op of this thread is not to be taken seriously. He is full of tribalism.

Thank you

aylive02:

The image of 50kobo will shock to the bone marrow

iamyemiakins:
We have a Whatsapp group

Add me ooo, I have been missing out

starbuck:
That would be the most boring get together
Even if i manage to show up, i will mind my phone and leave when the party is half over

We can start we a WhatsApp group for ourselves first

decatalyst:
Even if the marriage wasn't worth it anymore, this is shameful.




And look at the league of divorcee

Divorcees Super League (DSL)

highbee02:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/groom-to-be-allegedly-murdered-by-next-door-neighbour-in-kwara-for-ritual-purposes/

Too much trust kills! May his soul find rest.

Dubaiguy:
Seeing that teaching is a lucrative job in UAE, and that it has one of the highest employment opportunities for immigrants especially Nigerians, I decided to write an exposé on this and inform you about how you can readily get a teaching job in the UAE.

Some of the tips and information I am giving here are confirmed, tested and trusted. Some of them are gotten from Nigerians currently holding teaching professions in UAE

Lemme reiterate again that teaching job is indeed lucrative over here. So let's start. What are the things Nigerian teachers in UAE did, and you need to do to secure a teaching job in the Arab country?

Firstly subscribe on my Channel. Lol it's not a joke. Abeg now.

1) You must have a degree in Education. Unlike Nigeria , UAE is very particular about your first degree when it comes to teaching. You have a higher advantage than other applicants if you have a degree in Education.


2) You must have at least two years experience. As i told you in my other videos about how to get jobs in Dubai, you need experience. It doesn't matter whether you have the experience in Nigeria or any other country, just have a little bit of experience in the field you are applying for. Trust me, it is not difficult to get a teaching experience. Abi primary or sec schools don finish for your area? Shey u no serve ni? Lol


3) You must attestate your certificate. Last time I checked you can only do that in Abuja. You must attestate your certificate at all these places;
Nigerian Ministry of education.
Nigerian Foreign affairs
UAE embassy

4) You will need a letter of eligibility to submit to your recruiter

5) You need a comprehensive CV. Hey, it doesn't have to be a book or journal of your work adventure. Nah. Just two pages of solid info about your work experience is enough

6) Submit your CV/Resume on UAE department of education website. They give out jobs to people all over the world. You can get your lucky break from there.

7) Make Use of Recruitment Agencies. These agencies are often the go-to of schools looking to employ teachers. In my video I listed some sites where you can submit your CV and get employment opportunities in UAE for free.

Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyiCtD5lY-M

What people who did B.Sc and then added PGDE? Do they stand a chance?

DamnnNiggarr:
Ramadan: Kano government feeds 75,000 people daily



https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/ramadan-kano-government-feeds-75000-people-daily-359264/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Who exactly did we offend in this country? Ehn! Can we just have a day of good news? Imagine govt feeding 75000 people for fasting? Is that the govt responsibility now? Is that infrastructures, is that business loans for them? Is that scholarships and vocational training? Is that job creation?

Let this country just break and let us go our separate ways.

OwenJesse27:
Lolzzz why you nor beat her collect am

He will be on the next flight to hell fire called Nigeria

Odewaleadesoye:
This snake was killed in an Uncompleted Building beside my house.

I was checking something in my backyard when I saw this long creature trying to swallow an egg in the building.

I quickly grabbed a stick and killed the Snake.

Please what's the species of the Snake and is it venomous?

To me, all snakes are venomous. There is no scientific research that can convince me to think otherwise. When it comes to danger classification, I am incorrigible. I am not sorry. Any snake must be killed.

Nukilia:
Ayodeji daramola comes to mind

They just killed the guy for nothing

PrimadonnaO:
There are different ways a person can be considered funny. It doesn't have to be the Akpororo-kinda funny.

But yeah, a person that can make me laugh will always be attractive to me.

Funny for me involves good wit and and use of sarcasm! So sexy!

I love Sakazim too

superjab247:
The man must have terrorised the community so much hence the reason they took this action.


This is what a failed government can turn citizens into

No, don't say that. He did not terrorise anyone. He is an innocent man. He was wrongly accused, wrongly arrested and wrongly imprisoned. There are so many wrongly imprisoned innocent men in the prison across south east.

We pray Nnamdi KANU sets all the prisons in south east ablaze and release all these wrongly accused and wrongly imprisoned men so that our people will have peace.

I hope someone will just help you with answers

NobleEngineer:
me having a 206 for almost 4yrs now and a 607...but Bros why you kon disrespect V6 engines like that your post almost looking exaggerated...I don't need to press down the es9j4s V6 engine before I vanish from ur 206 1.4L windscreen...except of course you mean the 206GTi cranking out 180hp.

Funny enough I still use the car, it has the normal TU3 engine. When in pristine condition will give any car a run for it money. I am not saying a V6 will not be able to speed past her, but I bet you, if a 206 is well driven and not abused, your V6 will always find the cub in your mirrors. I have done wonders with that car, speaking from experience. Very durable, fuel efficient, rugged, and very safe. Just don't mess with her thermostat, use Total quartz 9000 if engine is new, if not use 7000 at least, let expert handle it not any kazim and enjoy.

All the stunts are Subject to the kind of driver behind those wheels though.

Ishilove:
The staff were looking forward to enjoying a sumptuous meal of swallow on a hot weekday afternoon. It also meant we would save our lunch money as things, as we all know, have become very expensive.

Blaise brought the warmers to the admin office and everyone swooped on the food. The first thing I noticed was the semo was very soft and a bit sugary. The egusi also tasted...funny...

Wetin concern us? We forged on and finished the meal with finger licking relish. Our neighbour who sold provisions in the next office asked for a share and was able to arm twist the receptionist into bringing her a large portion.

About two hours later, I felt pressed and wanted to urinate but I found the toilet occupied. I waited 20 minutes and went back, only to meet the toilet occupied again by another member of the staff. I was forced to cross to another section of the complex to use the public toilet.

As the day progressed and I noticed that the usually ebullient staff members were becoming increasingly subdued. Around 5pm (the office closes by 6pm) my stomach began to rumble, and to my chagrin, a watery fart escaped my genteel anus. I thought about visiting the toilet briefly and found it still occupied so I decided to hold my bowels until I got home. "At least I will be able to sit comfortably and do monitoring spirit on my Facebook and Whatsapp contacts," I mused.

By the time I left the office on my way back home, my stomach was very calm, but I was halfway into the journey when I had the first discomfiting signs of trouble.

**********

"Be calm, be calm", I urged my stomach, but it growled in response and my anus trembled in anticipation.

I was hemmed in between two men inside keke marwa, somewhere along Oniwaya road when i started feeling really shitty. Literally. I initially ignored it, but the urge to rip off my granny pants and let it really rip was getting stronger and stronger.

We were still crawling along on that perennially busy road when I knew there and then I would not make it without a bike. I MUST GET A BIKE, I thought wildly.

When I got down at Dopemu, I frantically searched for a bike but could not find any. It seems Taskforce had been abroad earlier in the day so all the bikes were keeping away for the time being.

It dawned on me then that I was headed for a very embarrassing 'accident'. I could feel the watery and hot waste products teasing the entrance of my anus as my stomach could no longer obey commands from my brain. I decided to walk gingerly to the Akowonjo bridge where I was certain to get a bike. By 'gingerly', I mean catwalk. Hold your breath, squeeze your ass tight and roll your hips. And walk.

I was gently catwalking to the bridge and praying to God when a congress of swaggering youngmen passed me. One of them, muscular and with a 16 pack abdomen turned and whistled. "Sweet mama, I like your style o", he leered.

Frustrated by my inability to get a bike, the shit threatening to embarrass my enemy not me, the lack of fast food restaurants in the vicinity (I would have dashed there to use their toilets) and by the general state of the nation, I turned in anger and snarled with more aggression than necessary "shut up your dirty mouth, you this small boy. You don't know your mate!"

Taken aback, the muscular dude slinked away in mortification.

Unfortunately for me, the energy I used in transferring my aggression to the boy loosened my bowels and I felt the first droplets of shit blooming over the back my pink granny pants.

"Oh nooooooooo, oh nooooooooooo!!!," I wailed. Abandoning all pretence at decorum, I dashed to the bank closest to me.

"Please sir, I need to use your toilet," I begged the security man.

"Madam the bank is closed," was the nonchalant reply.

"Please sir, this thing will disgrace me. Please I am begging you," I shamelessly pleaded, all the while feeling the hot shit flowing faster and faster. IT MUST NOT FLOW DOWN MY LEGS, i thought frantically.

"Please I am using God to beg you!" I wailed, and jacked up the man by his shirt, knocking his cap askew.

That was when the man knew I meant business. He extricated himself from my vice-like grip and gave me the toilet key.

I ran pell mell to the toilet, dropped my bag on the WC and let rip. The sound of my exploding ejections must have been heard at Alausa. By the time my spirit was calm and my eyes open to survey the extent of the damage, the toilet, bathroom mirror inclusive had been liberally anointed....

I kuku off the pant, rinsed it in the wash hand basin and spent 20 minutes scrubbing the toilet stall (I have home training ). After cleaning, i packaged the now battered pant inside a black nylon and dropped inside the waste bin. Yep, I had to go commando the rest of the way home.

Suffice it to say, Blaise was sacked the next day. I heard the MD was screaming for his head from his scented, air conditioned toilet. Our greedy neighbour who does not see food and look away, branched two fast food restaurants before she got to her home in Illupeju. The rest of the staff all had their own tales of woe, but mine was just too humiliating to talk about.

We have gone back to Akwa Ibom.

******
Disclaimer:

This narration is 100% factual but did not happen to Ishilove.

I refused to be deceived by that last sentence. IT HAPPENED TO ISHILOVE.

Amotolongbo:
Holy Triniprick

Let me help you HOLY TRINIPRICKY, sounds better

nurey:
Same 206 i used from dambatta to Kano Secretariat or dambatta to NESREA office a journey of 150km with trailer and cracked uneven highway and I have never fell in the bush or inside the river. I throttle steady at 120km and the shocks has never failed me with all the occasional gbaga gbaga.

same car I buy 500naira fuel when pump price was 97 @ reserve and after the journey still above reserve.

it has come to my notice that Toyota and Honda fan boys are prodigy of lie Muhammad.

God bless you! I have been using a 206 for years. Got it brand new...... That cub will give any car a run for its money. Even if you are not ready to press down your V6 pedal very well , the 206 will leave you wandering what was in her hood as she whistles pass your v6 and away into the tarred distance.

Op buy your 206. Just don't give it to any Toyota mech and never let them remove your thermostat. Thanks

N:B
Follow periodic or scheduled Timing Belt change routine. Do all those three, you have no problem

mystery22:
Most people in that prison were imprisoned illegally by the useless fulani commisioner

Buhari government is inhumane and nepotist,go to the north and see no fulani in prison,rather they are forming groups and preparing for the war ahead

And how did you k now that? Have you visited a prison before and interacted with a prisoner and ask him about his case?

By the time these people that are setting every thing ablaze are arrested tried by a court and jailed, you will still claim they are innocent and illegally jailed.

Edo people said the same, before the released criminals started doing what know how to do best. Abia state people should be prepared too, I hope you are in Abia to enjoy the state of lawlessness, killings, attacks and robberies that will follow the release of 1500, and not hide in Lagos and be throwing unverified social media jabs.

catfrog10:
We all know most of the owners are Igbos. Have you ever seen a Yorubaa spare parts dealer in your life? Do they even know the way or what it takes to import these parts from Japan and Korea? Have you ever seen a Yorubaa at the airport with handbag saying he is going to Tokyo, Yokohama, Singapore, Seoul, e.t.c to import auto parts? Let's be honest with ourselves, everything is not tribalism. Keep burning Igbos shops and think that will slow Igbos down? Only God can slow Igbos down on this earth!

Well, you are wrong. These people here are 90% Yoruba spare parts dealers. Why are you talking like you know your statement to be fact when in actual sense its false.

A meeting was suppose to hold yesterday, Thursday. I don't know about the validity if the info though

JustMellow:
Hello Idaytesj29,

For both institution levels, the POF is the same. An applicant is expected to show a minimum $30,000 CAD. Tuition cost at both levels varies and can also be influenced by the study interest of PA.

Let me know if you ain't clear?

Best of Luck

Thank you for this quick response. I think I understand. God bless. Some of us are new in this struggle, I am just getting to understand some of the terms used here.

Let me give you more info, I applied to UNBC and MUN for masters in International Studies and Masters in Employment relations respectively, the fear of meeting up with this 30,000 CAD requirements is highly discouraging. How can someone with limited means solve this problem.?

My initial plan is to apply for various funding and scholarship after I began my studies over there to cover for my tuition etc
Thanks