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CHAI!!! People can LIE.. bros u 4 by us juice make we sip b4 u start.. at least we no go quick figure d LIE..Lol

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..


This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

For this Buhari time, Hian!!!... well, make e no b like say I no advice... jst call am,tell am say wu him Epp or is he related 2 Mike Adenuga? Mtweee... u self y u unfrnd am.. abi u b miss world.. if I slap u eh...frnd anoda persn jare no cary ur own come disturb us

Eh.. no b only one neigbr dey church,u just look 4 d next neighbr make fight no dey

Raydos:
That awkward moment at the Church sitting next to your Ex and the Pastor say..."Tell your neighbour it's not over yet"

Eh go stay for under bridge na as all is vanity... because of vanity person no go enjoy again? Maka y

davss02:
All is vanity

U don 4get say Baba na Aboki ni.. aboki wey dey use buran tashi.. no b by age ooo.. I been think say na ear baba go check wen him travel na nw I knw say na waist

donbenedict:
Lool d man don old na . I no sure say aisha still dey trip for am.


Aisha na young fine woman.

Ya... I remembered that movie Peter Edochie was d key actor,it was a nice movie wen police stop his oyinbo son n wish him happy weknd in d year 1990...shwee

Sorry Bro bt e don reach FP after al lalstica n snake r 5 n 6

estyvino:
Op don't feel disappointed cox this kind snake no fit crawl reach front page

Let me advice protesters,as much as i love protest i enjoy it indoor wit my fone n my MB which no gun shot can cause harm or damage...atleast 4 nw til we get thr

MandingoXXX:
Buhari why?

SHEY BUHARI NAME NA BUHARI KUFOR MENSA WEY U DEY CAL AM...READ WEL NA ABEG NA GHANA THEM TALK

I'm still waiting but please be fast before all the graduates becomes fully jobless

We're willing to endure bt time no dey b4 Jesus go come meet us with this kind economy!!!

Ok... that's nice let me go and sell my generator


12kva... for sell pls call me on 0706xxx88xx

Thank U

Confirm I copy that

Christianity is an open religion wit great fact that peace lives in it..Jesus look at ur children wit an inoscent heart

Cation25:
you will live long...

U just called me a nigga,n also sum1 wu is a kid in secondary sch.. ironically funny.Thanx bro bt my words still stands..d figure of d perpetrator may b wrong bt d fact is it hapend n we must condem such b4 fact or wuld u travel 2 d scene..even if they r my blood I will condem it simple then investigate thank u adult

skebuzor:
nigga you talk like a secondary school kid... b4 you talk ehn look, observe and tink very well ow tru can dis be... lets 4get its a religion story... we all what movies wre they said over 50k warrior died and wat u see dey cant be more dan 5k so ow come den u knw its a lie movies tell to make it interesting now come back to the story... 200 youths biko who saw them and start counting to knw its 200 of dem. secondly why wre dre no pix of dem takn @least dey are very much people would av seen dem doin dat and would av snap dem @tol one hidden person would av done dat... so please people dont let us be fooled by all dis bloggers who knows how much dey wre paid to spread rumours to corrupt oir minds and make dis country unstable...

Not all tru stories are meant 2 teach..it may b fake bt small leson dey sha.. jst sayin ooo

Make Una no curse me

admax:
I join you in hailing her too

The story lacks substance. Too many holes.

Wen mrs Eunice of redeemed church was killed sum people said it wasn't muslim,sum says journalist whr fakin it,nw it has happend 2 a Catholic chhurch.. sum r still sayin it's a lie..media lying

It will continue 2 hapen until we all stand as 1 2 condem any act of violence...all ova dwor 2day Muslims r creatin notin bt violence n it's been condemnd by only d wise

N I'm waitin 2 b condemnd right nw!!!

Wen mrs Eunice of redeemed church was killed sum people said it wasn't muslim,sum says journalist whr fakin it,nw it has happend 2 a Catholic chhurch.. sum r still sayin it's a lie..media lying

It will continue 2 hapen until we all stand as 1 2 condem any act of violence...all ova dwor 2day Muslims r creatin notin bt violence n it's been condemnd by only d wise

N I'm waitin 2 b condemnd right nw

Wen mrs Eunice of redeemed church was killed sum people said it wasn't muslim,sum says journalist whr fakin it,nw it has happend 2 a Catholic chhurch.. sum r still sayin it's a lie..media lying

It will continue 2 hapen until we all stand as 1 2 condem any act of violence...all ova dwor 2day Muslims r craetin notin bt violence n it's been condemnd by only d wise

N I'm waitin 2 b condemnd right nw

Their are people wu can buy a watch of 10 million naira yet they can't help a needy wit 50k.. if u can spend that 4 ur kids,fine bt as a country Nigeria whr many people r leavin below 2$ per day u shuld rethink.. jst sayin

madridguy:
If a person can buy a car of more than 2 million dollars I don't see any reason I won't put my children paying 100,000.00 GBP if I get the money.

Good work sir/oba which Eva... bt police shuld remembr that it's built to tackle crime nt 2 support crime itself

Bt y is our police station always lookin d same? After all our police no get swag na okada arest dem sabi pass

because they v been kissin 4 long.. even wen dem dey work 4 Rhythm Fm

Mrsprof:
That kiss is not romantic. Congrats to them sha.

because they v beenkissin , long.. even wen dem dey work 4 Rhythm Fm

Mrsprof:
That kiss is not romantic. Congrats to them sha.

Will host it every week and make such money? Don't 4get Christiano Ronaldo has enof endorsemnt that even some players salary

PROVERBZ:
am pretty sure drake would earn 4 times that in a day by just hosting a concert

Guys chill oooo... u need 2 ask if fayose is even lying cos I knw fayose doesn't buy recharge card this days because since his probe started...


Man wey too dey talk 2 much dey lose mind on time,fayose get urself busy

Guys chill oooo... u need 2 ask if fayose is even lying cos I knw fayose doesn't buy recharge card this days because since his probe started...


Man wey too dey talk dey lose mind on time

And don't 4get when Apc won the presidencial election so many PDP membrs decamp 2 APC.. so take it or leave it APC is been govrn by the same people wu ruled us b4.. they knw themselves bro

koboko69:
Be sincere with your self, even before the elections, everyone knows PDP have been the one play kindergarten politics. How else can u explain the many folly being displayed by PDP members. Imagine this fool, telling a retired Major general he is imitating a useless bloody civilian.

That didn't come out right my dear.. HATE is a strong word use by only pagans,pls rephrase,as H=Hell A=Awaits T=the E=Evil doers.. pls I need u in heaven

TANTUMERGO007:
I HATE THIS JOE WITH PASSION

Right now I expect the so called kaduna governor malam nasir El rufai wu has made knwn 2 all Christian that he doesn't like Jesus gospel at first 2 apologise 2 xtians

Since he tried to pass one nonsense bill which has sumtin 2 do wit xtian,i knew all this wuld hapen

Nw he's so quiet... thou revelation has it all

U better pass them? Y can't u guys b positive 4 once with ur own country men abi na na them do U?

KingAdegoke:
see as dem black.


dream team and chacole

I know that islam is truly d religion votin 4 peace...bt hoodlums still balot papers

Sunnycliff:
Who is in doubt that Islam is a religion of PEACE

Fear which nonsense Allah.. all of u r demonic, anti-christ of today, na catholic church go kill her or na assemblies of God church while preaching d good news.. I'm suspectin that Christian driver that converted 2 islam

malikombi:
Fear Allah in your words......Murdered by Muslim fanatics; It's better we wait till investigations is concluded

Waooo.. is that d kind of man she want 2 buy?

Na waoo... well, lap kwantinue in bed mayb

If it's d guy with pot belle,i blive gun will nt penetrate cos that stomach is customised wit aloy rim bt d other guys with the 7 park omo na one hand...

Buhari pls u need 2 join NL because God has asnswerd our prayers in terms of ins urgency

No need 2 buy bullet prove n allow our soldiers 2 killed by boko haram or boko malam!!!