₦airaland Forum

highpriestess:
so, you can actually slap someone for such infinitesimal and trivial thing that can just be overlooked?


what's egg biko?
if a guy should try that on me,I will give him the money and return the slapping favour and walk out of the house,what insolent?

But seriously how can sm1 eat four eggs... Am a guy and stl battling with 2, anyway its nt my biz but am sure even the bible condemns gluttony.

Amaso99:
Bros you know fit fight FG if them ready for you, forget all the threat!

U talk abt election like u r talking abt war..
Compare not SW wt SS or SE.
For ur reminder am nt from any.

Ordinary Yoruba pesin dat is my class rep den in school we knw wat we passes tru ....evry time beni sir beni sir...cowards

lakesider:
dont be decieved by the names and the op .. the best place to do internship is with a well managed small company .. you will learn .. go to shell , na photocopy u go dey do

U v said it all.... Currently doin my intern in one of top agencies in Nigeria.
As an ICT student, d height I v done is type documents

lilbest4:
All these ones just want to cry.
Could you please shut the hell up
If Ighalo had scored the goal, would you be here saying bullshit? What about the first penalty, did anyone even spot it before the ref blew? So he wasn't bias when he awarded the first penalty which wasn't even worth it but suddenly became biased afterwards sore losers.

That was one of the best ref so far in the tournament.
No sane ref would award that penalty because it didn't in anyway stop or even interrupt a goal scoring opportunity in fact it even aided the Nigerian striker and Ighalo only started protesting after he had missed a perfect chance

If u don't knw d rules ntin stop u frm bin quiet,
Do u jump wt ur hand?
Take dat anywhr it was a penalty.
Saying d first fowl wasn't a penalty already show u r a novice in ds area.

It pays to listen

johnson4nosa:
Are u OK.. When they gave u a penalty that never worth it u were happy...

U obviously watched d TV frm behind

Gift only for children born not out of wedlock

Luciferan369:
It is necessary for Kim to be very careful. Many Heads of States have been swapped with clones. With his sample, just two DNA cells can be cultured, electrified and magnetized for polarization, then introduced to embryonic fluid for fertilization and in 14 weeks a brand new Kim Jong-Un can be produced. And with Laser/Saner Technologies beamed from satellite his memory can be harvested within seconds and implanted on a nano-chip and beamed to the skull.

A brand new Kim, can be produced, and the next phase will be to replaced him with the clone, with full memory, but this time, with a tracker and botnet for control using the Voice of God (VoGT) Technology.

There are many clones that have been replaced with heads of States already and even celebrities have been replaced. Even their wives will not spot the difference if well handled, apart from birth marks and scars and spots.

I have experienced this. And I read some people saying he can be killed. That is silly, no one dares to kill these days, they simply replace the real with a clone that they control 100% with VoGT.

Bros I d fear u o

Explorers:
Atleast 10 Lifeguards, two on a speed boats patrolling 24hrs..

Minimum of 10 lifeguards, 5 speed boats on a Shift patrolling, with binoculars, communication equipments.

because somebody want to kill himself abi

ChiefAzubuike:
Resisting an arrest is a very heinous crime. And this is what these Abeokuta touts called youths are displaying here.

Those FSARS personnel deserve to disperse them off with bullets, bundle them into their van and take them straight to the torture chamber.

#SARS IS HERE TO STAY

In a sane society right.
Lemme gist u

Year 2016 on d 26th of December in Lokoja kogi state, I and 3 of my friends were cmin from a night club at 12:30a.m., wen we met some sars officers on d road, at first u wudtink dey r hoodlums; no uniform, no idcard not even a vest. Carrying guns. We tot it was celebration period and ds guys r around to mk sure ppl enjoyed demsef... as we approach just to b sure we on d side we greeted Dem, wtout answering dey shouted hey come hia. We went there, dey asked us whr we were cmin from we told dem dey said we r lieing( like wtf how would knw whr am cmin from more dan me ) dey searched us, d only tin dey cud find is fone and one of d guys wu was a dj carrying his laptop, dey went tru d fone and saw ntin, even checked our email.....Wat a country am from good Lord. Whr in ds world u can just open smbdy email like dat, ......dats he ds guys started accusing of bin Yahoo bois, thieves, dey even say we r our looking for young girls to rape.....one said he knew us dat we v bin terrorising d area (I don't skul in kogi, I dnt stay dia, just a visit for Christmas).... to cut d story short dey demanded for 10k each amounting to 40k. We told dem we don't v anytin just b4 my fren cud utter d word one landed him a slap. Even tretnin to shoot us an no bdy will question dem....which Ofcos we v heard dat severally. We beg dem to reduce untill dey agreed on 5k each. We hard to wait for one of to go home andbring his atm. Dey drove us to gtbank Wia we withdrew d moni and dey let us go....paying d moni wasn't of any effort to me.

My question now is:
1: DId paying d moni mk us less of d crime we were accused of.
2: wus account is dat money goin to.



So pls anyday u r siding d law tink it tru....many have bin arrested, jailed, killed for doin ntin.
In Nigeria, anytin dat takes u to d police station u v ntin else to say cause dey r all dsame tinkin pple

Anoda thread scaring me away from marriage.
I v seen lady's whose character during courtship change few days after marriage.... some lady's can pretend for years if they perceive money, Dont doubt ds. At first I was always on d defensive side dat no body can pretend dat long but I v bin proved wrong many times.

I can't stand a cheating girl friend talk more of married wife. God help us.
Meanwhile any man dats cheating on his wife has no moral ryt to feel bad wen cheated on.


If one puna no do u, get ursef anoda wife ....it's acceptable in our society though u wud b digging ur grave.

doctokwus:
Looks like copy and paste because none except for car pooling can make u money in Nigeria.
No one should even try number 1 as a money making venture.If you lift other people's kids and unfortunately one of the kids get to fall sick in your car or has a crisis,if the child is epileptic,asthmatic or a sickler,you would wish you weren't born because even some parents that know the history of their child would find a way to pass the blame on u,tarnishing not just your image,but possibly ruining the rest of your life.Of course you would be guests of the Nigerian police and we all know,most times,irreperable harm would have been done before the truth eventually comes out.
In Nigeria,transporting kids to school is best left for the parents themselves or the official school transport bus.

U v said it all, some Nigerians can rent ur car and exchange d ba3 sef... we live in an insane society but anyway good write up somebody might be reading it from west Germany.

The type all the Nairaland girls r running from.

theoldpretender:
That's because

1.We don't have enough pathologists in the country

2.People prefer to take the corpse home quickly.

3.Lack of adequate storage for corpses.

4.We don't enforce the laws...by right everyone who dies should have an autopsy

We stl saying dsame tin.... if all ds aforementioned r provided by d gov't and d masses refuses to use it, dem blame it on d masses hence same fate shld b visited upon d rich and poor., not wen some rich dude dies den all bodies begin to exercise their expertise

I personally don't like GEJ for his inability to tame corruption, but let's call a spade a spade.
1: Ppl were looting yet dollar was btw 165&185 but now ppl r not looting and dollar is 350 even went to a record 460.
2: All the looted money bin collected, whr is d evidence for it?
3: Look at power situation, lemme speak fr whr I v bin, d situation is from grace to grass.
In conclusion, whr dey r two devil, there is a beta devil and obviously GEJ was a preferred devil.

In as Much as I want the law to prevail, it shouldn't be a law for the rich alone..... ppl die every day from such.... Wu won do autopsy dem

The only jersey am seeing is Japan jersey

Are we representing Nigeria or Africa... Iam not understanding.
Dats Hw we go evrywia calling ourselves giant of Africa.wen back home we can't afford 10 straight hour of electricity a day.

adorablepepple:
And so what? Is it not good to be sure about who you are getting married to Some of you get angry once you hear anything about the church.
I know how much pregnancy test has salvaged so many situations !!!!
If you don’t want church wedding go to court and God helps you , you get married to bobrisky . Na you cup of kunu

Bliv u commenting on what u saw smwhr else

adorablepepple:
And so what? Is it not good to be sure about who you are getting married to Some of you get angry once you hear anything about the church.
I know how much pregnancy test has salvaged so many situations !!!!
If you don’t want church wedding go to court and God helps you , you get married to bobrisky . Na you cup of kunu

Bliv u commenting on what u saw smwhr else

SirToothBrush:
I thought we can pray and fast about every problem now.
There are numerous miracles pastors perform and the manhood will stand and infact healing of fishy punnany
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Religion is going towards a new twist
Don't get me wrong its a welcome development since science is being acknowledged over fasting and prayer or religion as you might call it. Hope you catch the drift

U v said it all, ds same ppl dat will tell u to pray over head ache...wen u can get pcm as low as 20box. Nice development atlist dey r telling us its smtin can be done wt common sense, instead of d previous bliv dat evrytin is by prayer.

A man was testified in church to praise God for allowing his charm to work, else he wud v bin dead.

Rilwayne001:
Can I return the meat I stole from my mommy's pot

It's just like asking "can Adam vomit the apple he ate at the garden of Eden??

Or better yet, if I had given birth out of wedlock, I should kill the baby

u r a prblm solver...u just answered all the question.

Dsov2016:
If they want to leave let hem leave. What the government said is a step in the right direction. Imagine the number if jobs this could create. This was what I was just discussing with someone few weeks ago, even adverts meant for Nigerian goods and cosumption are being short in foreign countries. Just sit and don't be blinded by your emotions and think, just think of how many jobs can be created. The FG could have made it bad by imposing huge taxes on videos shot abroad

Receive sense and stop been a slave to d govt

Emzyme:
I dunno But I like saddam, gaddafi, Mobutu , idi amin, Al Assad, Kim jun (sumtin sumtin) And above all Putin

we share same likes

Collyno82:
can't remember the last time I snored. is a taboo in my place

U can lie o, snore dat u dnt even knw wen u r doin it

VargasVee:
Bollocks! Combine everything in there and the result is ATTITUDE

Esp when you talk about your number 2-5 they're basically the same thing. Problem is an average black woman, when she gets to a certain stage in her career develops an attitude feeling her level is unattainable. No man wants unnecessary headache.

How many persons here has seen a rich lady that's humble? There are but they are rare.
They'd want to make sure they smear it in your face that's why you see most of them end up miserable.


I'm making my own money so anyone with unnecessary attitude can quietly bugger off.

All said.

phorget:
Always picture when you'll be so lonely on that hospital bed dying slowly of a lung and intestines damaged by your smoky habits... Think about the people you'll cause lotta pains,the fears in their eyes of the prospect of loosing a loved one, think about the unending tears that will run down their cheeks and knowing fully well that you caused them that...
It worked for me so it would definitely work for someone else... quit smoking plssssssssss!

U need to start a counselling home.... or beta stl strt Evangelism

MissCuppy:
She nailed it.


If you give these men much attention, they take you for granted, that's why I give them little or no attention, they come running like little baby.

Wake up..u ain't solving mathematics here so dnt tink u v d formula

RIP to d dead.... He who live by d sword die by the sword

Kingsley10000:
just like ambode,they are not propagating media propaganda,goto kaduna or kano and see the true epitome of development.....this is one of obianu political gimmicks

get out of ur 19th century plz

Gr8 write up... Finding it difficult to move on frm a broken relationship. Tho am trying my best.

Neva give up.