₦airaland Forum

phorget:
Even after their compulsory prayer session they'll still return to their normal killing and bombing. What a funny religion.

princeking2:
Let's deal with 4G first.
5G will only help Yahoo yahoo, because our service providers can't assure us of it's effectiveness and good to ordinary citizen.

BTW, what do I know...

nengibo:
But this Biafra flag no fine at all, how person go pledge allegiance to something wey my secondary school uniform fine pass

superior1:
Wey side effect?

Martinez39:
If this is true, I would say it's grave robbery in broad day light disguised as immense zeal for Dj Arafat. Lol. You think people will just dig your dead body because they miss you so much that they can't believe you are gone? You think people have your time? When his family gathered to bury him, did they gather to fry beans? Was it a publicity stunt? Why would they and Dj Arafat pull such publicity stunt? Why would Dj Arafat want to go into hiding? Does that make sense?

Anyone who thinks Dj Arafat isn't dead is stupid, lying, or hasn't heard of Dj Arafat. Grave robbers pretending that they care when they are looking for what to loot. If Dj Arafat was buried with jewelleries, gold chain and rings, you need no one to tell you that they are missing by now. This is what happens when people are hungry.

couragemurphy:
The wicked runneth when no man pursueth

Newguyhere:
Yahoo plus

Pigsandidiots:
How does that change the fact the your tribe made up 96% of FBI list?

Datingcomrade:
That his leg pose no be here

DaddyYeeboz:
There should be a law that SW Governors who have completed their tenure be sent to the SE on special assessment.

A region with Ikpeazu, Ugwuanyi and Ihedioha as Governors is not ready to develop.

DennisEche:
NICE ONE MAKINDE, THIS CANT BE SAID ABOUT THE KEROSENE GOVERNOR AND THE OTHERS

MrMicholo:
I was duped in Main market, Onitsha the day before yesterday.
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I bought a nice tecno phone, clean, looked real only to use it for only a day and it started hanging, shutting down on its own..and the battery draining within minutes.
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I kept asking this guy, "are you sure this phone is good and original??, he said yes, na tam tam phone.
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I will bring down main market today.. because I was not in uniform that day, the idiot thought he had seen mugu...
kai, the way I vexed last night ehh..
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so you guys should get ready to see the news, "Army officer assaults man in main market".. nonsense

IYANGBALI:
Kanu Nwankwo the best goalkeeper Nigeria has ever produced

DevilhimseIf:
I don't find this girl forkable i wonder wetin dey trip men for her body

give me Daniella okeke anytime and also moyo lawal

I love my ladies full (not fat)

ednut1:
where was the science when these men destroyed benin Why has any juju man not entered cbn vault and disappear

ednut1:
There is nothing like yahoo plus . If u had powers to command maga. Why not visit your local bank or cbn and command the manager to give you money

Bolusticus:
Igbos are people who are generally averse to paying taxes, one of the reasons their states don't fare well IGR wise.

They also find it hard to repay debt. They make bulk of the top 20 debtors on AMCON list.

And the reason is obvious.

Isabellah:
Banana Island Lagos

By Rev. Fr. Kelvin Ugwu, MSP.

To buy a land or a property in banana island Lagos, you must have 500M naira and above. Linda Ikeji's mansion in Banana Island is valued at 850M Naira. There are houses for 1Billion Naira there. Of recent, a six-bedroom detached house on 2,600 square meters of land, cost 5 billion naira.

Houses and land are expensive in banana island not because the sky or the sun there is different from the sky or the sun in Iyana Paja. Not also because the water flowing around this man-made island is different from the one at Ilaje or Makoko water side.

Banana Island is on a higher class, and maybe the highest for now. Even without been told, the island is meant to keep the "big people" of Lagos away from the 'noisy poor people's area.'

Consciously or unconsciously, in people's minds, the island is synonymous to success. To announce that you are living in Banana Island is to announce that you are successful or like Psquare who are also living there will sing, that you now have a testimony because you have tasted money.

Our society has a beautiful ugly way of dividing everyone and placing them in their class.

Those in Lagos will understand this. When you meet someone for the first time, the first question that you will mostly be asked is "where are you living?" As if that is not enough, they will add, "Island or mainland?"

The answer you give, puts you in your class. It becomes even more interesting if you mention that you are living in Banana island or VGC. That changes everything!

This is why people will lie that they are living in Asokoro when they are actually staying in Mpape, or Ikoyi when they are staying in Ajegunle.

On the other hand, some of you reading this are living in an unventilated, noisy and wall cracking face-me-I-face-you one room in crowded Lagos with your wife and children. No electricity. No water. No toilet. But in your village, there is a spacious four bedroom flat uninhabited and left for termites.

What does it say to you? We all want to feel belong in what society defines as success.

You don't have a house, but you have bought a fourth-hand tokumbo car that sleeps with your mechanic regularly but follows you to your home occasionally. The money you are spending on the car everyday can mold you blocks for a bungalow.

But no you won't. Why?

Because people easily see cars as a mark of success. So for that, you want to toast that girl with it. You want to go to your town union meeting with it. You want to drive to your village with it with the stereo blasting. For what? Just to show them you are not a small boy. You have tasted money, you have a testimony. Mtchwwwww!

A lot of those in Banana island are just struggling to keep maintaining class. Their bills are usually higher. In 1 billion naira house, most still provide their electricity and security. Their children's school fees can build a new standard school somewhere. They feel the pain. They know. But they have to keep the class by all means.

That is how the man in one room in Ikotun is struggling to maintain class before his village people. Since there is no electricity, everyone is using generator. The noise is terrible. He is restless. He is forced to buy a gen set too. He feels the pain. He spends his little income. Village people are demanding too. But he has to keep maintaining the class of being a Lagos big boy.

Who told you that you can't be happy living in your village, or you can't be happy having a simple small apartment? Keep allowing society to put pressure on you on what makes for happiness, you will soon die, and we will pray for you to rest in peace.

#VanityChallenge