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That's how girls act when they've met someone better and looking for a way for u to do the breakup yourself....sorry bro, ur gf is on anoda guys case.

Pavore9:
Also do reflect on fattening, you can buy off underweight cows, fatten and release them to the beef market.

Where can I get the cows to buy and how does the fattening process work?

Pleas fam and pals, I need help starting up a cattle farm.
It's gonna be strictly for meat production for now, so please which breeds are best for meat production? And where can I get the best cattle a in Lagos....NB THE FARM WILL BE LOCATED AT LUSADA AREA (that's before atan, those that attends winners will know dat location).

I'll say yes....Bleep her mercilessly for 2momths collect money from her and block her from every sm we share and on my fone....only a low self esteemed gal proposes to a man, such a woman will cheat on u with ease cos she's foolish and has no self worth.

Only a weak man is moved by beauty.

Women tell me why marry a man when truly in your heart you know you're in love with another man or your ex??
May god purnish any woman that Marries a man she knows she doesn't love and den go ahead and cheat on him with a man she refused to marry dat she doesn't love.
You're a beast and you deserve the worst illnesses in the world.

Shugavee:
Now this is an issue that i think i really need to share!! 4 u all information, yeah puci is not 4 sale!! But puci has value!!!! Unlike u guys cassava thats 4 the public ,,,, since u all hv claimed cheating as ur a way of life

So there was this guy asking my friend out, very ugly looking, broke guy, very broke, uneducated n so on!! She said No!! She no gree!!
So uncle went to ghana n came back with money, "Good 4 him" so me n my friends were gisting abt the issue n someone said maybe she would hv accepted the guy!!! N am like 4 what naw!! Guy wey never chop belle full nai my friend go open leg give all in the name of puci is not 4 sale n suffer with boy!!! One ode came up saying she wasnt there wen he was broke blah blah blah!!! Weyti concern her!! Broke get stage o abeg!!!
Ur boyfriend should be able to do the following, thats if he is a managing guy o(broke)!!:
1, a lady makes her hair twice a month, atleast he should give u 3 to 5k every two weeks 4 ur hajr

2, everymonth ur Boy friend should atleast take u to a beauty store to get ur soap, cream n toiletries!

3, every festive season ur boyfriend should atleast buy u one top n trouser or gown.

4, wen ever u are with him u are not obligated to spend ur money except by freewill, meaning u should be comfortable when with him, well feed

5, lastly he should hv a place, big or small!!!

If ur Boy friend doesnt do all these 4 you my dear ur are very much single!!!! Over single dey worry u self!!!! N if ur doing this will the allusion "things go better" then my sister i pity u!!! All the average n poor couple u see around, thats the same way they told the woman "i go blow i go blow make u manage", anuty is still managing till today!!! How are u sure he wont dump u after e blow?? Funny part is they will be cheating on top n looking 4 loyality!! U try!!
Guys get a source of income b4 u start looking 4 girl friend!!! Dont come out with ur empty pocket n be looking 4 girl that will "suffer with you" who like suffer? Puci is not 4 sale neither is it 4 free!! Love, sex n money goes together!!!

To think ure a guy is so embarrassing

Kids chatting

her nose like diesel funnels

RichlyOBS:
oga you saying I did wrong?

over wrong bro.
you shuld have given ur gf 2 options of either sleeping over if she doesnt trust you or getting the hell out of your house for not trusting you. shes a gf, if she goes another gal will come....no gf is destined for anyone....dont allow a gal use breakup to control u again.

weak ass nigger, u allow a girl control you....so thats your weak point abi "i will break up with u" and you allow her have her way....smh.

I've forked 5 married women and 4 were igbos and dey all claim to have married their he goat hubby cos dey were rich and dey just needed to marry....Igbo women are the worst set of biitches to marry....they usually don't marry for love.

Una Dey here Dey argue....when people wey dem employ don start work

Hahahahhahaah....����

xendra:
took you this long to figure out what to reply me with? don't worry I won't say anything so I can save you the stress of cracking your brain for few more days.

U don't have sense...I've got a paid job, I don't live on nairaland

xendra:
says the perpetually single guy

When has it become a crime to be single and run away from broke ass gals like you??

amani63:
she don't have to say give me money

Gals for don maga u well o...."she don't have to ask" smh....fada xmas...Bobo kan nice....owu ghana

Some stupid guys are the reason these gals feel entitled to a guys money....who pays a gal for visiting
Fucking idiots...spineless men who fink its only money dat can get a gal for dem....

My money is doing the tallness for me....wizkid and davido ain't tall afterall and 99% of the bitches near will forget their pants over at their houses after opening them legs wide for them...I'm short, cute and hot sexy.

A cold beer to the gal that broke your heart bro and a bunch of roses to your next gf for she shall bear the cost.

Macgreat:
What does all this mean? Your headline ain't making sense

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I get it now.

I ain't a player, but I can relate with most of what is written.

I ain't a player. In fact, I don't like football.

Slow learner...IQ OF A FISH

1 ) You immediately feel something is off;
I cannot emphasize this enough. For a split second, you feel that something with him is weird. Of course, he’s probably cute and charming, so you push that to the side of your mind. But don’t forget that feeling. Why? Because that’s you telling yourself this guy isn’t genuine.

#2) He has a murky past;
If you ask him about his past, it seems he doesn’t really have one. He may say that he hasn’t been in a serious relationship. There’s a reason why, and it’s not because he doesn’t have a past. He does. It’s filled with non-committed relationships and changing girls.

#3) He isn’t trying to get to know you; He asks you questions but only ones that make you think he wants to get to know you. He isn’t asking your opinion on politics or what you want to do with your life. Instead, he asks you where you work and if you get up early in the morning. Womanizers have no problem making conversation but expect shallow small talk.

#4) His social media is full of women;
Now, it’s normal for people to have men and women on their social media accounts. However, if his social media accounts are mostly made up of women, there’s a red flag right there. It’s a pretty good idea of how his real life looks.

#5) He’s secretive;
If his phone rings or he gets a text message, he makes sure he covers his phone, making sure you don’t see who it is. If you notice he’s hiding things and keeping secrets, that’s a really good sign he’s probably full of shit and not to be trusted.

#6) He’s not open;
If you talk about broad subjects, no problem, he’ll talk up a storm. However, ask him about himself and he suddenly goes quiet. He doesn’t have much to say. I wonder why. He doesn’t want you to know anything about him because you’re not going to be around for much longer. No, he’s not going to kill you, he’s going to have sex with you and move onto the next girl.

#7) You don’t really know his friends;
You may have met them once or twice, but that’s it. If he doesn’t introduce you to his friends or never talks about them, there’s a reason why. Maybe he doesn’t want his friends to associate you as someone serious in his life or maybe he goes through a lot of girls. So, he doesn’t want to get them confused.

# His friends/family don’t try to get to know you;
Well, if they don’t differentiate you from a plant then there’s a good reason why. Okay, they could just not like you, there’s that. But, they could also refrain from getting to know you because they’re used to being introduced to different girls on a weekly basis. Can you blame them? It gets tiring.

#9) On paper, he’s perfect;
He’s what your mother dreams about at night. Everything is good but it’s too good. He’s just a little too charming, a little too sweet. In your head, you know he’s not new to this. If he’s too good to be true, well, that’s because he is.

#10) He’s too romantic;
Once, a date came to my door with a handful of gifts, I’m not even joking. It was too much. He wasn’t a womanizer though. He was desperate, but that’s not the point. If this guy is over the top with romance—taking you to an island, releasing doves in the sky—that type of shit, he’s full of crap.

#11) He rushes;
Sure, he took you out for a date, but he didn’t waste any time when it came to getting into your pants. He may be telling you that you’re the one he wants to be with, but, it’s your second date. See, he’s not taking the time to actually get to know you. And if he isn’t doing that, he doesn’t want to be with you.

#12) Your friends warn you;
Listen, as friends, we’re the ones that don’t have our head in the clouds about this guy. We see the way he moves and talks, so, if we tell you he’s a womanizer, he’s probably a womanizer. You may not see it since you’re head over heels for him, but listen to your friends, they have a point.

#13) Read his body language;
So, he may be sweet talking you but what you need to do is focus on the non-verbal signs he gives off. Pay attention to what he says with his body. He may be saying he only sees you, but his eyes wander all over the place, checking out other women. See what I mean? Shakira was right, hips don’t lie.

#14) You heard through the grapevine;
Yeah, people know he’s a womanizer. You didn’t hear it by accident, he made that reputation all on his own. If he’s known to have a reputation for being a ladies man, well, come on, he probably is still a ladies man.

Berlyn1:
is this the new way to advertise yourself lol banker and so? phewww








you just an average guy with normal face, nothing enticing about your look

Was all for fun....life isn't so hard...lighten up!

How much?

Chuknovski:
girls don't like nice guys no matter how handsome you are, be a bad boy they will coperate

I'm a responsible gentleman...but every hello I say to a gal is accompanied by the "you will break my heart" look

medexico:
Money will first attract the girl, lemme tell you

Smh....ur words do the attracting not your money. Change ur thinking

The car loan is just 50k every month from my salary...so ain't feeling the deduction at all....and it's gonna stop before the next election.

Biacan1:
You this guy on 50k salary thinks you gat the guts to quote ladies here......? what exactly do you have......? is it that car on loan purchase that's making you spew trash here..... which you're going to pay with all your years of working...... better behave yourself boy

I can see ure not very bright...the oda guy assumed my salary to be 250k and I said remove the 50k and tithe on the remaining... The answer is 250-50=200-10%=180k (dats my salary) beauty with no brain.

Biacan1:
Lefu free that broke guy nah poverty dey disturb am

Lolzzz how much do you earn in a month?
What do u drive? (Ur own car o, not dad or bf owned)
Where do u reside??
I joke with gals a lot, but one like you need serious scolding...I don't look for beauty in a lady, I've got enuf for two people, so don't cos ure presumed to be pretty and be rude. Don't take such .

They say a girl needs money to love you...I call bullshit on dat. A girl needs to be emotionally connected to you and to be happy.
Money won't make a girl emotionally connected to two, it can only make her happy....but u see a dick ehn, it's a wonderful tool dat u can use to achieve both aims in a girl....when u fork her well, she will connect emotionally and also be happy...dats why a woman will never leave a broke guy who forks well for a rich guy who doesn't.
Focus on your body with a girl, not your pocket.