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AutosI Need A Nissan Micra. by Ifakiland(op): 8:25pm On Oct 27, 2017
I NEED A CLEAN NISSAN MICRA IN LAGOS OR IBADAN, AUTOMATIC DRIVE, FABRIC SEATS, AND NICE SOUND BOX.
CONTACT ME ON HERE COS I DONT REMEMBER THE PASSWORD OF MY EMAIL SO DONT BOTHER.
Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 8:03pm On Oct 27, 2017
smscruize:
BULK SMS BUSINESS

This is a very lucrative business with just a token to start up. You buy bulk SMS from wholesale dealers usually called gateways or providers or aggregators then you resell it for profit to your end users.
For instance you can buy at N1 and resell at N2 thereby making a 50% profit or thereabout.

Attracting a lot of clients is where the major work lies in running a bulk sms reseller business. You could do
both online and offline marketing in order to get new clients. The more clients you get, the more you should
work hard in trying to retain them since they're likely to remain with you for the long term if they feel
satisfied.

To start up, we will set up a bulk sms website for you like www.smscruize.com. See details below;

Website Development: 11,000 Naira
Domain Name: 3500 per year
Web Hosting: You pay 2,500 Per year for a web Hosting account. This hosting package should be enough to power your business until your website grows big.
Total: 17,000
SMS units at a reseller price of 77 kobo/unit

Once your payment is made, please send the following information to us by email:

1) Your proposed bulk SMS domain name.

2) E-mail address.

3) Telephone Number(s).

4) Your Contact Address.

5) Quantity range and prices that you want to be selling your bulk SMS for each quantity range.

6) Your Bank account details you want your customers to pay into.

www.smscruize.com
2348066778557
info@smscruize.com
U think ure wise abi? So u wuld AV made ure N17k profit upfront while we will be looking for who to patronize us...clap for urself
RomanceRe: What Did I Do Wrong? She Left Me In D Room by Ifakiland(m): 1:23pm On Oct 23, 2017
Why wuld u take a family Frnd to a hotel? Why wuld u take a gal who isn't sure ure gonna fork to a hotel? Why wuld u jump to removing her pants? What happened btw the pant removal and her changing her mind? Why were u kissing her too much after the pant was off? Why didn't u convince her to stay when she got mad? Why did u waste money?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 1:16pm On Oct 23, 2017
Shaking my head at some people ignorance...may God help you all.
That's all and final thing I'm gonna say on the matter...enjoy ur interview...and those that said they AV done it enjoy also....
But when the names of successful candidates are out local govt area by local govt area, I'll surely post it here.
You in Ibadan....come and write your interview o, am sure u can even find a hotel and stay till u start.
RomanceRe: Vaseline Crew by Ifakiland(m): 12:12am On Oct 22, 2017
Id take the offer if it's a 3some with Beyoncé and Rihanna
RomanceRe: If I Propose To A Lady And She Accepts, Is It Compulsory I Marry Her? by Ifakiland(m): 12:04am On Oct 22, 2017
My guy of course u can, proposing to a girl doesn't mean you're gonna marry her...Infact it's that's phase of life these hoes cheat the more, cos they wanna test different preek for the last time before they finally settle down....if a hoes exposes herself after proposal....breakup with her at the trad or intro Infront of her family so try will know the hoes they raised.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 8:19pm On Oct 19, 2017
Lolzzzz so now na "I received a call" format....not text again...lolzzz I guess someone will receive an email or personal visitation soon. Smh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 8:18pm On Oct 18, 2017
phemzee:
Well, i didn't want to reply, but i had to. Pls what is circled in red below if not the senders ID, Secondly, how about if the mobile that received the SMS is a Nokia 3310 or iPhone 8 will you still prefer it to display like the Domino Android format you posted? abi "LGSC" which stands for Local Government Service Commission can never be a senders ID? I owe you no further explanation pls. And for you asking me what "Ur" and "Appt" means in the message, guess they wanted the message to fit in a page by shortening it (abbreviation)and that shouldn't be an issue as multinational brands practice abbreviations. Infact believe it or not. The interview was done and i wish her Success. Hope you get yours soon. Phewww!
Funny how u keep posting same pix....all I see is your dirty little finger nail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 2:44pm On Oct 18, 2017
kemisho:
honestly speaking, i go with ifakiland but i repeat you didnt approach the issues well, we are all adult, no need to insult before you make your point clear.As yoruba people will say, Aja to fe sono ko ni gbo fere olode
Like my twin wuld say "...." Lemme not lie I've got no twin...wish I understood the proverb thu.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 2:42pm On Oct 18, 2017
Honeybash:
See evrybd here has a point. U guys should just make ur point witout insults please
U just realized dat now?
U thought we all had nipples?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 1:39pm On Oct 18, 2017
Adebowale89:
unrepentant clown. you would have made sense but u choose to be hooligans. learn how to approach, it really matters
Dude are u my school teacher? Why is my approach so painful to you? Get off my ass bro I don't do guyz
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 1:34pm On Oct 18, 2017
Melian:
You may not like Ifakiland 's approach but he may have a point. What is "ur?". What's "Appt?".

I don't want to believe people at the state service do not know how to compose proper grammar.
Thanks dear, ure smart.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 1:11pm On Oct 18, 2017
Adebowale89:
I doubt if u passed thru an elementary schl. you don't behave like someone with secondary school certificate. what would it take from u, to correct people without sounding like a garage boy
Looking the mirror nig...what do u see? Lemme guess (it's raining, lemme no allow thunder strike u"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 1:02pm On Oct 18, 2017
phemzee:
FYI
The pix says "consequent upon ur LGSC online application...." It's didn't mean it was sent from them....be wise.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 12:59pm On Oct 18, 2017
kemisho:
I think the ifakiland Guy is right but does not not have a good manner of approach but anyways lets all keep our finger crossed.
Thanks
Manner of approach is very relative...a stranger who walks in on Jesus driving away people from the temple will say he has hot temper, not knowing the Genesis of his actions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 12:56pm On Oct 18, 2017
I don't know the fone u use and I don't care, here is a sample of a text from domino pizzas, u can clearly see dominos the sender of the text at the top of the text....and not inside the text like in the pix of the interview that was sent.
Unless someone show us a sample like this with a clear sender I'd say it's all lies.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 12:21pm On Oct 18, 2017
phemzee:
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You didnt see the sender ID "LGSC" at the top left? you are joking with us...
Which yeye top left corner....oya send the pix of the text from anoda phone angle position clearly showing who sent the text...text sender is always at the top middle of the text and not inside the text.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 12:18pm On Oct 18, 2017
lizzzybee:
The bastard from ifakiland won't let us rest here cos he is frustrated cheesy cheesy cheesy.The person wey do u like dis won't rest in peace.Am praying for u to receive ur lost memory ijn.
Seriously?
Gals with the name lizzy are the raziest hoes I know, no words for you dummy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 8:24am On Oct 18, 2017
Honeybash:
Maybe u shud ask d gods of ur village I was even explaining to u like a normal person and yet u keep insulting. Call ambode and ask him
Gal do I look like a normal person to you? Or you bf who u step on? I'll put u in ur place dis min...I'm trying to prevent fraud ure here talking like a spoilt brat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 8:21am On Oct 18, 2017
jidxin:
I got in touch with my local govt chairman and he told me dt the shortlistin hasn't started each Lg has their slot. And I go to Lag Sec Alausa nd I also went to d commission in charge all dey told me was dat it is yet to commence that I should calm down.

PS those carrying dz rumour shld supply us wit pictorial evidence or better still give us d location of d said interview
Thanks u, they dropped numbers and are getting text for interviews...smh!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 8:19am On Oct 18, 2017
Kemifunke15:
He's not lying, I know someone that did the interview last week. I got an SMS for interview tomorrow, you can believe whatever you like.
Wish u safety...at the supposed interview.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 8:16am On Oct 18, 2017
phemzee:
FYI
Yea I see a text, with no sender ID! Where did the text come fromhuh
RomanceRe: The 7 Boyfriends Every Girl Has by Ifakiland(m): 8:14am On Oct 18, 2017
Poorly thought out fantasies of an insecure Lowe esteemed Fvck boy....one thing I know abt a relationship is "if he or she is with you, nothing else really matter as long as ur brain box is intact"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 12:31am On Oct 18, 2017
Everyday people keep getting defrauded on here, y'all dropped ur numbers to be joined on a whatsapp group and den y'all got text asking to come write an exam....then a dude snapped a stupid fone showing a foolish text with no sender ID and y'all swallowed dat shit....I weep at this level of foolishness. Y'all need an award. For avoidance of doubt...no interview was held by any govt officials, u y'all were scammed....the real list will be out soon.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 12:25am On Oct 18, 2017
Adebowale89:
correct English u can't speak. u are just expressing yourself like an hopeless tout. seems your brain has shifted from its space again


what's the essence of this stupidity you're displaying here? must everyone know how stupid you're


I wish Mr Seun could include some psychological test QST before reg for all new member, to avoid someone as foolish as u are. competent id!ot
English teacher....how much have u earned with ur good English?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 12:23am On Oct 18, 2017
Honeybash:
Am sorry o but do u av to use such languages on pple and again if u follow d thread u will know that pple didnt believe until a fone was snap and sent by one man who claim his wife was called anyways only a dull person knows a dull person
Was the sender in the pix?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 10:38pm On Oct 17, 2017
I see some if not most of y'all are offended by my outburst...well I've got a solution.
Go jump off the apex of the uba building at marina...ure only angry at how dumb u are....interview text...so stupid of anyone to even blive dat nonsense...y'all all graduates no doubt but too dumb to be employed no wonder we have expats doing our jobs in our own land, earning our own money....cos y'all dumb.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 10:34pm On Oct 17, 2017
yembabs231:
The way you expressed yourself simply shows the kinda person you are.
A goat
And you a dummy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 10:32pm On Oct 17, 2017
habeeb297:
Ifako land or what do u call urself!!!....U are soooo daft and senseless for posting this insulting text on dis forum!!!...
Naira land made a terrible mistake for allowing u on this forum....Ode oshii Mugu
Guess ure one of the dummies
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 10:31pm On Oct 17, 2017
beshiman:
Hello.
I'll advise you to learn how to approach people.
I pray you your 'loose sense of approach' won't land you in trouble one day.
Stay blessed and take care.
Ure mad...u dare threaten me on here? Stupid goat
RomanceRe: I'm A 24-year Old Girl Who's Dating A Divorcee,he Prevents Me From His Phone by Ifakiland(m): 10:29pm On Oct 17, 2017
Gals are so dump....and I'm sure you have a guy showing u real love somewhere, but u chose to be a Fvck pet to a married man cos of money...shout to all the bad boys in the house who shows these hoes no mercy...for you're the ones they truly love and desire...toast to the good boys who are kind to gals, we the bad boys thank you for easing the stress we give these hoes, cos they Fvck us different after an outing with y'all.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Find It Easy To Slap Their Man For minor Reasons? by Ifakiland(m): 10:14pm On Oct 17, 2017
Why bring urself to such disrespect to the level of a woman's slap?
I've never been slapped by a woman my equal or younger ever before and I don't dream of it ever happening cos if it does...she wuld wish she never had those hands...

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