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That pvssy u described is familiar.... |
Divay22:If ure not my gf and I admire u, trust me I just wanna fork u #case closed# and point of correction not all slay queen is a money hunting hoe....most are from rich homes. |
All this chew gum gals wey u go spend on them finish them go go marry anoda guy, them go come open mouth say "how much did u spend on me sef?" Na Thunder go fire una...come and collect money from my account na....
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Divay22:Go ask ur papa for airtime, no be me bring u come this world...I'm not working cos of a gf...I'm working cos of me. |
You need money but u didn't ask, ure forming independent lady and my guy sef bone face mind his business...one thing about giving girls money on your own as a gUy is that they never truly appreciate it cos at the tune of any misunderstanding she will be like "I kuku didn't beg u for the money, u gave me on ur own"....girl I put it to u that ur proud and cunny and u really don't love ur bf cos u don't want him "holding" u or u "owing" him incase of a breakup. |
MhizzAJ:Then as a girl u Shuld know how to handle ur bf...if it's a long distance relationship and u don't ask ur bfs for money how the hell will he know when u need it? |
AmazingM:Go and work and stop ur sob stories...learn makeup or cake making, cos if u fink doing runs is easy....ask that she fool dat called her dad an idiot. |
MhizzAJ:From all she wrote it's obvious she doesn't support the guy in anyway |
Divay22:All the males in your bloodlines are idiots....broke she human. |
Adaumunocha:U from the east that they take care of and still use ur hubby money to fork around nko? Igbo married woman and the easiest milfs to fork cos they married rich old bastards as hubbys |
AmazingM:You ain't married to him yet, ure still ure parents responsibility...u Shuld be angry at ur parent for been broke not ur bf...relationship isn't a paid job. |
MhizzAJ:I hate broke gfs telling guys how to spend the money he sweated to make....Infact any guy that's dating a broke gal is useless and will be useless for life. |
Broke ass biitch....u still have the nerves to threaten to break up, please break up fast and move on Abeg.....help his life and move on....mr eazi doesn't have two head....may God never bring a broke gf like u into my life o....#spits# |
I've got 5 slots wanna give it to poor kids with elderly parents |
victorioushands:Oponu...how did I use my tongue loosely when na type I type...idiot |
AlanSugar:Na lie abeg |
How ur wife go travel and no photo evidence say she enter plane or even land for the abroad...was he dat dull ![]() stupid man glad he died sef, one less idiot man to deal with. |
So a friend of mine just got a confirmation email of a successful registration....please who else did? |
Most guys have this misconception that it's only when they have money they can find true love, my broda trust me if after making dat money u still marry a pretty gal who doesn't love you, she will be send your money to one poor sharp Nigger she truly loves. What then makes a girl fall one love u mite ask; 1) REALNESS: a girl needs a guy who's real and true to himself and to her, a female can smell fake a mile away, so while ure dere forming big oga, she's busy starring at the guy shaking while using the escalator and laffing...cos the dude is real. 2) FUN; a girl loves to play and laff, if u can make a gal laff, ur one step closer to her heart, the more fun she has with you the more she wanna be with you, and who says u need money to make a gal laff....just act dumb occasionally and u have ur queen laffing soiling her eyeliner. 3) IMPERFECTION: when a guy is too perfect, too on point, too gen gen...it makes gals bored at the end of the day, gals are built to repair and correct guys...that's y u have ur little sis snitching on u when u were kids and ur big sis policing u around asking who is who ure rolling with. Same thing with a gal....a girl enjoys when she can correct her man, teach him stuffs or try to build him up...it pleases a gal when she's the reason behind her guys wellbeing. Give her a chance to repair u and watch her love u like her first son. 4) HONESTY; if you know ure not smart enuf to lie just forking tell her the truth, cos trust me she knows the truth she just can't proof it but when ure catch in one lie, to a gal everything I've said to her since day 1 becomes questionable including the "I love you" u always say. So man up and tell the truth, she won't beat u, she will be mad and deny u some booty but hell when she's calm and notices u were atleast honest with her...she gonna give u a bomb booty that moment. 5) PLS BE A BAD BOY; comment on her ass, tell her u love the sharp from behind and mean it....let her catch u starring at her ass in public, she gonna feel special like "a room filled with all kinds of booty and he starring at just mine?". Give her dat "awwwwwww Jerry moment" don't always let her have her way, and most importantly don't forget to scold her....she mite act like ur mom and all....but u still the head of the fam. So don't allow any bad habit....when she finks something is your weak point, prove to her it ain't. Deny her sex sometimes, don't eat her meals sometimes....it's part of been a man. Be hard, be bad....but never u hit a gal....she will cry to a nice guy who mite just fork her....and dats a shame to you. Finally money and relationships goes hand in hand but ain't the most important thing to a girl truly in love with you. Go make that girl fall in love my niggers....bless!!! |
EmekaJude:Tell her one side of her ass is way bigger than the other. |
Op ure very very unexposed to understand love...love goes beyond how much u can give ur gf or how good u are in bed or how ready u are to get married and all them bullcrap u listed up dere....all a gal needs from u is to be REAL. If ure bad be bad, if ure good be good, if ure broke be broke, if ure rich e rich, if ure dull be dull....but with a gal never be too perfect...a gal was brought up to be like a mom, they always wanna "repair" a guy! That's y 90% go for the bad guys. So niggar go change ur mentality okay? |
When online discussion leave where it started to somewhere else....we all know there 90% chance scam is involved rite? Well there are 90% gullible people in Nigeria...so scammers pls scam away....wish y'all luck. |
My he moment the guilt of you cheating becomes too much from u actually cheating on him/her and you know he/she knows you're cheating then be rest assured that he/she will dump ur sorry ass when he/she gets an evidence that you're the one cheating and not him/her....so when there is no sign of cheating u will know she/he is cheating by asking ifa or obatala |
RichlyOBS:And now that uve noticed nko? Wet in ur normal brain say make u do? |
RichlyOBS:May we not have bastard frnds like u...my bestfrnd's is like a younger sis to me, can't even fink of dating her but not to a dog like u ....I hate u I swear I fit shoot u olorun |
RichlyOBS:Ur papa donkey! Na cos the Nigger never beat u na y u still dey consider am...fvcking snitch |
Op sorry to say but ute a bastard and a traitor...hoe wuld u even fink of dating ur frnds sister? When it's not asif ure gonna marry her soon...if na me be the boy I go treat ur Fvck up with thugs make them beat u well...ur papa u wan dey Fvck ur padi sister animal. |
Jaynom:Linus |
How will a Nigger carry all this big ass fat Fvck Nigerian gals that way anyway?? Na una two go fall |
Tecno spark ko...tecno Shock ni |
lefulefu:Baba calm down What if I told u I'm a virgin ![]() |
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