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....so I grabbed her and did what she wanted, after 3 rounds, we fall asleep in each others hands. When she woke up, she screamed "what just happened" And started crying and hitting me, so I held her and forked her again till she became weak and left...den she called me later in the night and started crying...

I kept warning her, but she wouldn't listen, den she touched my already erect device and opened her mouth like "wow"....kept telling her to stop, while she was removing my shirt and my jeans and before I know what's happening....her mouth is wrapped around my device...."o boy" felt so warm...she kept sucking, I kept begging her to stop....

....boyfriend and how the guy isn't caring and all dat, I kept downing my drinks while listening. Then I started feeling sleepy, so she prepared her bed for me to lay down....so I slept facing the wall, den I felt her next to me, hugging me from behind, when I turned....she was naked.
I was like "Precious what's the meaning of this?"....you have a bf and I respect that.
But she kept doing like winch, using my palm to hold her boobs and damn Dey are so soft and huge...

I mistakingly had sex with a female bestie of mine...and now she won't stop crying.
So yesterday I visited a female friend of mine, as I was about leaving, the rain started, so I stayed back to wait it out...so she brought out a bottle of white wine and we started gisting, she doesn't take alcohol so well, so when she insisted she wanted some, I only gave her a sip...den she start talking about her relationship and how her....

Lolzzz so u trust her and you're forking her raw bah? Well news flash bayo and Femi are also forking her raw....welcome to hiv support group, don't forget to alway take ur lemivodine once daily thanks.

Ugly ass woman, looks like a hippo

Culd be karma...

NwaAmaikpe:



She doesn't look like a sex therapist to me.
Looking at this one will kill all of my sex drive.

Ode...she's not a hoe dat u can just fork...she helps people with sex related issues.

U can never have sense again...Lez bet it

Ha some guys just stupid....he deserved the girl, how can one person be so stupid end for 100 people

Say no to drugs....you will not hear now bah?

You've got to do one thing and one thing only with a girl "fork her mercilessly" fork her like she owe u money.

Infinix dat don't have sense, paid davido 350m to promote a China fone...awon ode, when boys and gals Dey hustle to buy iPhone I go come go buy infinix cos of davido wey e sure for me say he no Dey use....stupid company

That's why it's good to keep your circle small...so that when u win big, no hate and if there's hate, you can easily face the hate....if Na me win 7.5m Na only me go know abt am....

Will the cameras pack refuses away from our major bustop a and highways? Abeg faq out of here...

I hate it when a guy feels like his world is over without a girl...a girl you will be wasting sperm and money on....if she wan go make she go, anoda girl will come...the next girl is always better dan the previous...ask anybody.

How can you be a Yoruba boy and not cheat (sample)...it's in our dna...dats why our moms ask us "awon iyawo ni kan?" Cos they also know we have more dan one girl.

Smh fork boys everywhere, cos a girl replied op, 3 more he-goats are after her....no wonder girls Dey always feel like boss this days cos some idiot boys make dem feel like gold...someone pls use these guys for rituals.

Pele girls don do u strong thing....lolzzzz
Point of correction, I met a girl of 20 who's hiv+ and has a body count of 15....and I know a girl who's 28 and has a body count of 1 (me)

Sorry I'm confused here...are u a boy or a girl?

Fools write up...the only truth abt a woman is "do exact opposite of what u fink is right and watch her falling all over you"
That's how u be a man around women....no getting off a chair for her to sit, she either shares the seat with u or she sits on your legs, no giving her the bigger portion of treats u paid for...be a fucking mean Nigger

Broke ass bish looking for maga dat will give her "capital" to start bizness...Na u even contact the man, he has even forgotten he gave u his card...fish brain gal, "you know what to do" means he wan faq u....olodo oshi

Na romantic stabbing...

unknownsolja:
you no go school and you see say your brain don dead...its abroad dummy

Ode

Job una no create, na so so school all of una Dey build...I go come go hustle finish una go Dey una Ac office Dey wait for 10%...una papa

Is it your dying?
Oga leave matter...never heard bill gate paid any moda faqing tithe and dat nigger is balling hard.

unknownsolja:
shut up rapist!!!..this means you will rape every woman when you go abroad.its summer time and come and see how they dress..learn to keep your D zip up unless you will end up in jail or they will shoot you in a public place or hang you

Who's talking abt aboard? Don't dey rape there also? Has the sub to ur brain box expired? Oloriburuku ni e ni??

Girl Shuld stop putting demselves in situations of rape, visiting a toaster alone at his house, going to parties with more guys dan girls, sleeping over at guys cribs, etx for fork sake "don't go to Saudi and evangelize and expect a cold bottle of coke" stop tempting guys, 80% of us are Hot on auto.

I'm not even bothered abt the number of guys a girl had sex with while they were in a relationship, but in worried abt the amount of random sex, it happened by mistake sex, one night stand, forced sex, etc they won't reveal those ones...

You're 36 and u can't make your own life partner decisions?? I think I pity ur future wife at this point...dat girl Wuld suffer...cos she will always wait for validation from ur parents before she forks you.
U think like a teenager by the way.

You're a learner dude, in ur mind ure feeling like a bad boy bah....ure wasting money and sperm...ode.
Your mates are getting paid to fork girls, some even live off girls, you're there wasting sperm and money....smh who said u must spend on a girl to fork her?? Those dat collect from girls and still fork dem do Dey have two heads?? Some guys just mumu.