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RomanceRe: What I Noticed When I Ate Her Something by Ifakiland(m): 10:05pm On Oct 17, 2017
It's not every pvssy that comes your way u bite into, a dick can be washed with water and it free from all forms of dirt....a pvssy on the other has to be trusted to be sucked...my rules are if I ain't the only one fucking u in the last 1yrs my tongues ain't coming close to that dump between ur legs.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by Ifakiland(m): 9:59pm On Oct 17, 2017
Henitan24:
This is awesome In fact am speechless
I'm here smiling from ear to ear at your flattery...gratitude my lady
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 9:42pm On Oct 17, 2017
beshiman:
But who are we to believe?

Please, shed more light on this. I mean your above statement.

Thanks.
The fvck out of here Nigger, believe what u want but atleast us ur brain box and think for once. How come a test was written and no mention of it in any news or twittershere. No official statement from any local govt area. Think Nigger, a bunch of people were sent random text and I guess they were made to part erg some money to write the text
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 9:38pm On Oct 17, 2017
Most of y'all are so dull, people claimed to receive text and yet non of the idiot was bold enuf to show y'all the sender of such text....and y'all believed it. No wonder Lagos is still a land where people are been defrauded on a daily basis...simple logic and sense y'all don't have. How can text start less dan two weeks after online reg...a govt job for that matter. Even private jobs takes longer before calls are made for interviews...it saddens me to see foolish youths everywhere. Dull people....
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Vagina Loose Without Having Frequent Sex? by Ifakiland(m): 4:23am On Oct 15, 2017
Trust me pvssy loosing isn't caused by too much sex or big cock...some gals get loose when really wet and Bros Uve been forking this gal for 3years and u expect her to still be tight as a virginhuh
Learn to trust ur gf, especially if u don't have an evidence of her cheating...
RomanceRe: Friend With Benefit by Ifakiland(m): 11:54am On Oct 14, 2017
Ure a disgrace to manhood.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Quitting Because I Don't Call Her, At Least Three Times A Day by Ifakiland(m): 5:46pm On Oct 13, 2017
Ur a corper, dat alone makes her feel ure probably with anoda gal that's y u don't have her time to call. I suspect ur gf has trust issues...yes she sent u a breakup text, trust me when a gal really wants to break up, she simply stop calling/chatting/texting....Nigerian gals don't breakup tru text, she was just kidding...go visit ur gal, hug her and bang the fork out of her...
RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by Ifakiland(m): 3:06pm On Oct 13, 2017
Lordygram:
Apart from sex, what i want in a relationship is loyalty, respect, a lady that understands,, as in with good understanding, a lady that is not broke, a lady lady that is intelligent, atleast she must be good and always get "A" in a particular university course, like Cost accounting, mathematics, even if its English but just be a pro to a subject.. She must be GOD fearing, sport loving, fun loving, good cook, fair skin, eloquent, a good advicer, a confider, she must be beautiful, slow to anger, good personal hygiene, disciplined and above all.. Her love for me must be unquestionable..as in i wont have doubts.
Does your mom have all these?
RomanceRe: Guys, What Other Things Do You Want In A Relationship Aside Sex? by Ifakiland(m): 2:56pm On Oct 13, 2017
Loyalty is everything to me....I deserve it and I demand it.
I need trust also, I wanna be able to give my gf my atm card with pin and not worry abt missing money.
I need down to earthness also, no forming posh, eat that chicken with ur hands woman, don't wast calcium.
RomanceRe: When Is Sleeping With A Married But Looking Woman OK ? by Ifakiland(m): 2:29pm On Oct 13, 2017
KardinalZik:
NEVER! I repeat, Never _FUCK another man's wife. In case you do, remember KARMA is a _bitch.
Go and sit down, you that is forking anoda man daughter nko?
RomanceRe: Don't Date That Broke Girl... by Ifakiland(op): 2:23pm On Oct 13, 2017
MaritzaNL:
Uncoordinated trash!!!
See who is talking....
RomanceRe: Don't Date That Broke Girl... by Ifakiland(op): 2:22pm On Oct 13, 2017
Dillusionist:
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it's amazing how brokest of the broke,lowest of the dregs ,,lowest of the low and empty of the emptiest keeps talking about broke people..
I wished u made sense, better luck next comment
RomanceRe: Don't Date That Broke Girl... by Ifakiland(op): 2:20pm On Oct 13, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Stop hating on ladies. Who sits at home just to look good for a man! Jeeeez! Go date rich ladies. Abi rich ladies scarce for your area?
Them many....Lowkey fun to be with girls.
RomanceRe: Don't Date That Broke Girl... by Ifakiland(op): 2:19pm On Oct 13, 2017
I wonder why it's okay for a girl to be proudly unemployed and still wanna to enter a relationship and an unemployed guy is told and advices not to....guys u need step up your games....u take her out for lunch one weekend, she takes u out for dinner the next weekend, now that's a relationship....not "I want meat pie, my credit has finish kind" ure dating.
RomanceRe: I Didnt Ask Her Out We Just Had Sex by Ifakiland(m): 2:13pm On Oct 13, 2017
Will u stop seeing sex as an achievement, ure making these gals feel important....u had sex so fork whathuh
Who told u girls also don't go around looking for sex alone deals!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Doesn't Spend On You? by Ifakiland(m): 2:05pm On Oct 13, 2017
Joy1706:
Your bitterness will kill you first and you'll probably die alone. Money you no get. I pray your bitterness is sufficient company for you sha
Ure the one choking not me
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Doesn't Spend On You? by Ifakiland(m): 1:36pm On Oct 13, 2017
lazeal:
come on bro. You and your likers are horrible. I am a guy and I know that a girl I don't spend means I don't love her. Simple.
Good luck with dat, at least ur gf isn't telling u how and when to spend your money....unlike this entitled broke jobless she-human who sees it as her rights and benefits....forgetting a guy can get pvssys anytime, but u...u can't get money so easily now can u?
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Doesn't Spend On You? by Ifakiland(m): 1:32pm On Oct 13, 2017
Joy1706:
You need help. Your bitterness is choking me
I hope u choke out then, one less broke ass gal to worry about
RomanceDon't Date That Broke Girl... by Ifakiland(op): 1:30pm On Oct 13, 2017
Some times I wonder why guys date broke unemployed girls, I just don't understand...she doesn't work or owe or do any business, all she Does is waste soap to baff in the morning, waste cream and makeup and say "I'm looking good for you"....damn so disheartening. When u roll with gals like this u only get poorer, and they usually cheat ally, cos they hungry....if ur gf has nothing doing, give her 2wks to change of move on, u deserves better than been a broke gal's bf....it's embarrassing. How does she even reply you wen u ask her "how was ur day?"

RomanceRe: Why Do You Want To Be Rich? by Ifakiland(m): 12:42pm On Oct 13, 2017
So my kids up to the 10th generation won't have to work for money.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Ifakiland(m): 12:38pm On Oct 13, 2017
People like to jump to conclusion....the so called exercise isn't an interview, it just to further cut down on the number of applicants...so trust me it's far better not to be called for it and be invited for the real interview than to be called and plucked out entirely.
10k people applied, after this exercise its gonna remain 2k....the target is 700.
RomanceRe: Why Do Good Girls Finish Last? by Ifakiland(m): 9:20pm On Oct 12, 2017
Only a foolish man marries or fall in love with a bad girl, bad girls are for cocks and pleasure...a good woman is valued above gold and rubies...if Jesus was a good man and was still treated badly I fink good people finishing last isn't a bad thing afterall
RomanceRe: I Need A Girl To Bleep Real Hard And Good. by Ifakiland(m): 8:56pm On Oct 12, 2017
Ure on a level of foolishness it's looks ahead of time at this generation of ours.
RomanceRe: Sex And The Late Twenties by Ifakiland(m): 8:50pm On Oct 12, 2017
So what's ur conclusion? I tot u sed u got older yesterday....did it come with an upgraded stupidity?
RomanceRe: Why Did You Break Up With You Ex? by Ifakiland(m): 8:43pm On Oct 12, 2017
She caught me winking at her mom....I was confused also
RomanceRe: Why Is She Feeling Indebted? by Ifakiland(op): 11:31pm On Oct 11, 2017
MaritzaNL:
Lie lie lie. if its not a lie then send me some cash since you go about dashing ladies huge amount of money for nothing in return, you run a charity organization.
3 reasons and ure account number then u get the alert....mite not be N50k but it's gonna be more than the minimum wage
RomanceRe: Why Is She Feeling Indebted? by Ifakiland(op): 11:29pm On Oct 11, 2017
Omaa1:
We live in a world where ppl hardly assist one without asking for something in return.
I suggest you talk to her, tell her you took her as a friend and sis, and you have it it, that's why you assisted her. Tell her you ain't comfortable with the over niceness, let her just be herself. Anytime she tries cooking for you, give her an excuse, just object it, reduce the hanging out to the way you guys use you to be. If she still insist of being over nice after all this, then na another thing she dey find o (a green light maybe).

BTW, if I give you two reason, you go reason me the money grin grin
It has to be 3 reasons my dear
RomanceRe: Why Is She Feeling Indebted? by Ifakiland(op): 8:55pm On Oct 11, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Yimu...
No wonder you have big nostrils...keep doing yimu
RomanceRe: Why Is She Feeling Indebted? by Ifakiland(op): 8:48pm On Oct 11, 2017
phintohlar:
and u want me to give u here? Haaa
Don't be shy
RomanceRe: Why Is She Feeling Indebted? by Ifakiland(op): 8:44pm On Oct 11, 2017
phintohlar:
Untill u gimme that same amount, then i go knw maybe i fit do wetin she dey do
Send me ur account number and 3 reasons why u need the money
RomanceSigns U Have Spirit Husband... by Ifakiland(op): 8:42pm On Oct 11, 2017
1) you've never had a stable bf 2) you've never had sex with a bf 3) you're successful but guys fear u 4) you're not the most beautiful but u get the most attention from guys. 5) guys want you, but don't want to date you. 6) you're scared while reading this 7) you get wet morning after sleep cool you think I'm kidding 9) you've not yet married even though ure old enuf and ready to.
RomanceWhy Is She Feeling Indebted? by Ifakiland(op): 8:31pm On Oct 11, 2017
So I gave this female Frnd of mine N50k to help solve her personal problems...and it wasn't a loan or anything.
It was just a gift....but nowadays I noticed she's way nicer Dan normal, she comes to house to hangout, cook and all, but I'm not feeling all that. When I called her attention to it, she said no guy has ever given her anything for free, dat I Shuld get used to her been nice or fork her and close the deal.

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