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It's not every pvssy that comes your way u bite into, a dick can be washed with water and it free from all forms of dirt....a pvssy on the other has to be trusted to be sucked...my rules are if I ain't the only one fucking u in the last 1yrs my tongues ain't coming close to that dump between ur legs. |
Henitan24:I'm here smiling from ear to ear at your flattery...gratitude my lady |
beshiman:The fvck out of here Nigger, believe what u want but atleast us ur brain box and think for once. How come a test was written and no mention of it in any news or twittershere. No official statement from any local govt area. Think Nigger, a bunch of people were sent random text and I guess they were made to part erg some money to write the text |
Most of y'all are so dull, people claimed to receive text and yet non of the idiot was bold enuf to show y'all the sender of such text....and y'all believed it. No wonder Lagos is still a land where people are been defrauded on a daily basis...simple logic and sense y'all don't have. How can text start less dan two weeks after online reg...a govt job for that matter. Even private jobs takes longer before calls are made for interviews...it saddens me to see foolish youths everywhere. Dull people.... |
Trust me pvssy loosing isn't caused by too much sex or big cock...some gals get loose when really wet and Bros Uve been forking this gal for 3years and u expect her to still be tight as a virgin Learn to trust ur gf, especially if u don't have an evidence of her cheating... |
Ure a disgrace to manhood. |
Ur a corper, dat alone makes her feel ure probably with anoda gal that's y u don't have her time to call. I suspect ur gf has trust issues...yes she sent u a breakup text, trust me when a gal really wants to break up, she simply stop calling/chatting/texting....Nigerian gals don't breakup tru text, she was just kidding...go visit ur gal, hug her and bang the fork out of her... |
Lordygram:Does your mom have all these? |
Loyalty is everything to me....I deserve it and I demand it. I need trust also, I wanna be able to give my gf my atm card with pin and not worry abt missing money. I need down to earthness also, no forming posh, eat that chicken with ur hands woman, don't wast calcium. |
KardinalZik:Go and sit down, you that is forking anoda man daughter nko? |
MaritzaNL:See who is talking.... |
Dillusionist:I wished u made sense, better luck next comment |
Adaumunocha:Them many....Lowkey fun to be with girls. |
I wonder why it's okay for a girl to be proudly unemployed and still wanna to enter a relationship and an unemployed guy is told and advices not to....guys u need step up your games....u take her out for lunch one weekend, she takes u out for dinner the next weekend, now that's a relationship....not "I want meat pie, my credit has finish kind" ure dating. |
Will u stop seeing sex as an achievement, ure making these gals feel important....u had sex so fork what ![]() Who told u girls also don't go around looking for sex alone deals! |
Joy1706:Ure the one choking not me |
lazeal:Good luck with dat, at least ur gf isn't telling u how and when to spend your money....unlike this entitled broke jobless she-human who sees it as her rights and benefits....forgetting a guy can get pvssys anytime, but u...u can't get money so easily now can u? |
Joy1706:I hope u choke out then, one less broke ass gal to worry about |
Some times I wonder why guys date broke unemployed girls, I just don't understand...she doesn't work or owe or do any business, all she Does is waste soap to baff in the morning, waste cream and makeup and say "I'm looking good for you"....damn so disheartening. When u roll with gals like this u only get poorer, and they usually cheat ally, cos they hungry....if ur gf has nothing doing, give her 2wks to change of move on, u deserves better than been a broke gal's bf....it's embarrassing. How does she even reply you wen u ask her "how was ur day?"
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So my kids up to the 10th generation won't have to work for money. |
People like to jump to conclusion....the so called exercise isn't an interview, it just to further cut down on the number of applicants...so trust me it's far better not to be called for it and be invited for the real interview than to be called and plucked out entirely. 10k people applied, after this exercise its gonna remain 2k....the target is 700. |
Only a foolish man marries or fall in love with a bad girl, bad girls are for cocks and pleasure...a good woman is valued above gold and rubies...if Jesus was a good man and was still treated badly I fink good people finishing last isn't a bad thing afterall |
Ure on a level of foolishness it's looks ahead of time at this generation of ours. |
So what's ur conclusion?
I tot u sed u got older yesterday....did it come with an upgraded stupidity? |
She caught me winking at her mom....I was confused also |
MaritzaNL:3 reasons and ure account number then u get the alert....mite not be N50k but it's gonna be more than the minimum wage |
Omaa1:It has to be 3 reasons my dear |
Adaumunocha:No wonder you have big nostrils...keep doing yimu |
phintohlar:Don't be shy |
phintohlar:Send me ur account number and 3 reasons why u need the money |
1) you've never had a stable bf
2) you've never had sex with a bf
3) you're successful but guys fear u
4) you're not the most beautiful but u get the most attention from guys.
5) guys want you, but don't want to date you.
6) you're scared while reading this
7) you get wet morning after sleep
you think I'm kidding
9) you've not yet married even though ure old enuf and ready to. |
So I gave this female Frnd of mine N50k to help solve her personal problems...and it wasn't a loan or anything. It was just a gift....but nowadays I noticed she's way nicer Dan normal, she comes to house to hangout, cook and all, but I'm not feeling all that. When I called her attention to it, she said no guy has ever given her anything for free, dat I Shuld get used to her been nice or fork her and close the deal. |
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you think I'm kidding
9) you've not yet married even though ure old enuf and ready to.