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Raine80:
Between the two of us , I am the higher functioning primate no dispute.

"Between the two of us"? I suggest u look for ur English teacher and shoot him or her in the pubic area.

Burna88:
ok m a gel,nd op is right,but dia r yet some hediots who think with dia pricks nd only of pvssies,nd not all gels would do all dose listed up dere....dx world should just end already seff.

Thank u lady

mzhorlah:
Am God's gift

Hi

mzhorlah:
do you really need to do this

How can u be so beautiful?
Brown coffee....hi I'm Ayo!
What's d name?

Durhleepee:
Who is ‘tripping’? I don't do fine boys, I prefer the ‘not so fine’ ones

I'm not fine....I'm just dere

herlarho:
here is my advise. leave dat 2 bedroom flat and go to one face 2 face house. after dat sell u car and bar together u will now see if dat will follow u. dats my opinion

I don't finking ure making sense atoll

Raine80:
Stop blatantly advertising yourself and get on with life. Might as well print all your "assets" in a national paper! So conceited!

The only assert I listed is my car....the rest are rented so they are liabilities....use ur brain lady

MsRoe:
Be honest with the girls. You'll see how they'll fall away.

Thanks dear, I don't AV a reason to lie

Why are y'all saying I'm looking for attention? From who exactly?
Also those saying I'm looking for babes....did u see me leave my contact?
I don't look for babes...dey look for me.
NB; I'm in a relationship....with my the rainmaker!

I've got a 2 bedroom flat in lekki, drive a 4Runner suv and also own a small posh bar at apapa....I'm not so handsome, but everywhere I go girls won't let me be....even in church....that's why I left the choir and joined the ushering dept....pls what do I do?

Norabay:
When you see an aspiring baby daddy, you will know them.

U actually look intelligent....guess I'm wrong

lalanice:
its usually d ones girls av rejected a thousand times over that come to NL to cry

Can any gal reject dis face?
Gal reason better next time

Nutase:
Attention seeking liar.

Attention from who?
U?? Pls biiatch

rebirthforgoody:
You are a senseless he goat.

Fork you

Go and read my posts....stop doing like a dondi

So I took her to a fake house I told her I built for her, I really turne her head till she asked her husband for a divorce....she finally packed her bags to my house gate....told my gateman to tell her I'm not ohm....I changed my sim so she culdnt reach me.
End of story.

Lemme go on....so I started telling Cynthia I still love her, and dt I never stopped loving her. She came over to my house one Friday evening and told me she told her husband she was going for a vigil....I smiled inside me, I opened a spare room for her to sleep, she protested and said she wanna sleep in my room....I told her I can't sleep on the same bed with a gal I can't fork, she said y can't I fork her.....I sed "ure married, ure an ex" den she got naked.....I pushed her into the room id prepared for her and lock her inside till morning......wen it was morning I told her the only thing dat will make me accept her bk is if she divorces her husband....the idiot agreed....be her N20k for the weekend and told her to let me know wen she's single with documents.....brb (wanna go take a bath this hoe came all over my dickk)

celestialdamsel:
hmmm... following

I really seriously honestly want to kiss ur dimples....

.....December last year I got an xmas text from her, so I called and we talked for a while and I asked her out and the stupid gal accepted, so I pulled up at out rendezvous in a 4Runner jeep....she was dazed, took her to my bar....she ate chicken, drank malt. We talked and gisted, told her after she left me, I took a loan frm my dad and he gave me N5m to start my bar bizness and I've been growing ever since. Asked her about her family and she started bad mouthing the husband she left me for (typical hoe). So I told her we Shuld date....she first said no, but den after the meeting I gave her N100k as thank u for allowing me take u out...and dat was the beginning of the end of her marriage....brb (forking a hoe atm)

On a cold Monday morning in May of 2015, was on my bed, my alarm beeping, oops a text on my fone "who's dat" I tot to myself..."I'll read it on my way to work". Took my bath, wore new threads and off I set out to work...locking my door I decided to read the text and omg is was a breakup text frm Cynthia....wtf, I called her at once "babe what's going on" she said "sorry Ayo I can no longer wait for u, it's over btw us I need to get married". Damn tears dropped my eyes, felt dizzy, knees got weak...called my boss, told him I've got a slight headaches, he said "I'm giving u only today off, be at work tomorrow" I sed "ok sir, thanks u sir". Ran back inside and I off my clothes, ran water into the tub, soaked my skin inside....drank red label, Moët, red bull....wanted to drink whatever will get me OD.......one and half years later (I've moved on) brb.....stay tuned

What tha fork is konji??

rebirthforgoody:
You are sick and don't ever quote me again

Ur daddy is sick....mannerless she goat...who asked for ur comment in the first place.

U toast dem, marry dem take care of dem den one mrn will wake up and say "we are equal" ur father! Did I marry u frm ur father with a handshake

LalaLushness:
Like who hurt him biko
Some ladies wont like this o

Nobody hurt me dear....topic is for those Jew guys who gals still do table tennis with deir heart....letting dem know gals ain't all dat special....

MissCuppy:
You all bitchess are not god gift to us.

Now swerve.

Whatever u say gal....now go play with ur hair bushes and makeup cos ure probably Doing it for we men....

[quote author=lefulefu post=56989006]as u saying this there"s a man near my area who is not much well to do.this man used more than half of its month salary to buy a plot of land for his girlfriend and he"s paying for the school fees of the child of the lady she happened to have for another man .but this man"s own wife and children are uncared for.and his children have dropped out of sch cos of lack of fees .
[/quote
Imagine such a donbi....if I have a son like dat I'll use him for money rituals

bignwa:
Op.wat if u were born a girl would u still type dat trash upthere.

If I were a gal I'd respect men.

lefulefu:
this op na real sadist

It's the bitter trust....I can go a week without talking to a gal....but if a week goes by and not one boy talks to a gal she will panic wat will be in her mind is "am I dat ugly" fork y'all gals we don't need u.....you need us!

Rayfield:
Don't treat them as bad as they treat you, treat them as good as they supposed to be.

Fork dat

rebirthforgoody:
Thank God you have a mother and sisters.

So what?
If my mom never needed a man wuld she be a mom? Wuld I AV a sis?

Wake up call to the guys stop been a mumu, Ull disturb her for months to have sex with u, den wen she finally agrees she will start shouting "gimme dat diick" "fork me more" (sebi u been no wan fork)
They need you to survive....stop been deir doormat.

Heavance:
It all depends in who you have, though don't put yourself in trouble for them.
Few are still wonderful being to be with in sorrow and happiness

The few dat will be good to u, so unfortunate u can't marry dem cos they include ur mom, sis and daughter.
The rest will suck u dry if u loose guard or take dem too serious.