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BAZ001:
That’s why I don’t like ants league, they work everyday of the week, even on their birthdays.
Msheewwww.
How can you work on your birthday?
It’s a day to spoil yourself naah.
Well as u no gree sleep hotel you sleep for cell.
Konvicts music on mind...

My brother Na joke ooh, sorry.
Next year you will celebrate In Bahamas


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BAZ001:
You and pearl1910 should leave me oooh.
Since I learnt or discovered how easy it is to net 100k weekly, I set a target of 30k daily cos we must make 1M this month.
With all the motivation here and there.
Gbam Monday very easy 5am to 10:45pm
Tuesday 5am - 11pm.
Yesterday, hmmmm 6:45am - 6:15/11:20pm
The journey was smooth from morning surge request coming like flood waters, got a surge trip to iju and I don’t do iju at all. But was tempted cos of surge and target.
Immediately I dropped rider trying to position request to lekki phase 2 (waooh so easy to net 100k) will do this last trip and set destination to my house... target met.
Got to lekki phase 2 dropped off riders and started feeling sick. my brain and body started communicating.
My Body: abort mission and target, go home.
My brain: for where can’t you see how easy it is
Body:Na whala you dey find
Brain: no be your mate be CheerfulGiver
Body: That Na robot not human being
, ants are not human.
Brain: okay, can’t you see Felicity001 doing over 300 trips a month.
Body: Tahh feli Na chief Hoodlum driver
Brain : see IFEBARBIE moving up to top of league. so you want to remain in the bottom of the league with Gentlelife50 and donfortune48
Body: tufiaka, mbanu, I refuse to remain with Gentlelife50 & other lazyD

Set destination to my house, went to position in ebano admiralty. Time was 7:15pm
Dozed off for few seconds, by myself I switched off my phone and slept off.
Next thing I heard was bang bang on my door
Security: Oga we don close ooh.
I looked at time 10:44pm (wetin happen? Thought I slept for just 30mins)
I started car and drove home, on my way
Body: very easy to net 100k?
Brain: (oya look away)
Been sleeping, eating and sleeping since yesterday.
No be me and you dey pursue 1million again

pocohantas:
Someone here already said it is filled with aggressive young boys. You want make them commot my teeth?

Gudvibes06:
thanks boss, I just need to do some calculations, I picked a rider on Tuesday and I did not see his fare or if it's a card payment the thing just disappeared and the guy said it's a card trip and since then I never see the earnings view.

BAZ001:
You dash which of your partners 50% cash ?
Your wife or car partner?

Why on earth would you the felicity chief of Hoodlum driver dash your car partner 50% cash... beats my imagination

But thinking about it
You like dashing your partners money you also dashed that your old debtor partner the money for a full day.

You are a CheerfulGiver in disguise


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YeyeGbami:
Be safe out there man, the odds change during darkness.

na 4pm to 11pm o!

BAZ001:
Aje, you dey motivate me.
Been awake since 5am, I’m stuck in traffic on my way home but with this your motivation, I will put on the app later in the day.
If you can do 4 -11pm then I should be doing 5am to 10pm. ( I be robot?)
Let’s leave gentlelife50 and others in that group.

you don't want to know how much I made? What if I started earlier? Well, the ember months are here. I'm thinking of when to take my annual leave? I wish the ant King or Felicity001 or Baz001 can advise me

BAZ001:
Aje, you dey motivate me.
Been awake since 5am, I’m stuck in traffic on my way home but with this your motivation, I will put on the app later in the day.
If you can do 4 -11pm then I should be doing 5am to 10pm. ( I be robot?)
Let’s leave gentlelife50 and others in that group.

davidwemby:
Care to give your kazeem’s details? Plus, I asked earlier about the cost of your mini elm & point of sale..

Thanks.

Nice one

CheerfulGiver:
The truth is that there is nothing special about uber cars. If you don't drive inside rain, the world will not end. There are better cars than the ones we drive on uber in that same rain. Flood is inevitable in Lagos, a city that derived it's name from the Portuguese word which means lakes. Armed with the information of the non avoidable flood, what do you do apart from make sure your car is water tight. Make sure cut and join technicians, aka, rewire have not done illegal connections in the engine bay, leaving naked wires that could bridge when they come in contact with water. When wire bridges, it short circuits anything it feels like, and shuts down your engine. How is the state of your alternator, your kick starter? Has anyone done management fixing work, instead of a complete replacement? Are your battery terminal heads tightened enough?

Haven't you wondered why the same water that shuts a car down is the same water 10320 other cars swim safely through? Your car's constantly sucking in air. Have you traced the air chambers from beginning? Is a plastic missing? Missing or broken plastics leading to your air filter box could make your car suck in water into your engine and shut it down free of charge. Is everything in place?

Does water leak into your interior when you enter a small body of water? Have you checked why? Is it every corolla that passes water that has the same problem? Have you asked why your case is different?

Do your part. Then avoid water that is sure to cover your bonnet. If it will cover your bonnet, at any point in time, avoid. My personal benchmark are my tires. If it completely covers my tires, I'm safe. If it will go beyond that, gear goes to R.

Still on my first trip of the day. A 1.9x. done couple of minor swimming.

Dailyparrot:
Bolt said my rating is getting too low. I don't know why Nigerians lack empathy and understanding.

Yesterday, I got a request only to get there and meet 5 girls. 5 grown up adults to enter into my small car for a 45 minutes trip with bad roads?

Of course I declined and 3 followed me while the other two had to request for another ride.

Another was an olosho going to meet a client. The map was trying to take us to either blocked road or non-motorable ones. Even when the girl put on her map, she saw it was exactly the same direction I was driving that the map was taking us yet she was complaining, hissing and all. After much back and forth, guyman told us a landmark that we should stop so he comes with his car to pick his fish.

I can't think of any other riders that could be responsible for the low rating.

It seems I will start collecting the phone from riders to rate myself 5 stars going forward.

CheerfulGiver:
Therefore, for the past 4 days, I've posted less. The ones I've posted so far have been when I'm done for the day, when I'm eating, when I'm on the toilet seat, but never when I'm behind the wheel, waiting for a trip.I also stopped reading felicity's posts. I just skip. Too long and vague. The result has been extra 2k daily. Believe it or not, this post has taken me almost 40 mins to type. Look at the time stamp on the screen shot. Now imagine if this was day time. LOL.

So my man, you need to create a goal, then set targets on how to meet that goal, and then avoid unnecessary distractions. Your earnings will improve.

pocohantas:
Anything wey full everywhere dey get k-leg. Good things are hard to find.

Na why US visa hard to get, but you see as UAE own dey come fast.

Gudvibes06:
. Pls help

BAZ001:
Hmmmm all night ?
Like night duties...


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davidwemby:
Okay.. thanks..

Cost & perhaps, link to get one?

call this guy. He's on jiji. Tell him to send my cut o!

davidwemby:
Okay.. thanks..

Cost & perhaps, link to get one?

Felicity001:
I've given him a priceless advice you can check my posts to see if it make sense.

1m for a Toyota Avalon 2004 to me is a good deal provided all conditions I asked him are okay.

davidwemby:
Do you use elm 327?

tunlapapa:
There is surge but you won't see all those red tomatoes unless the request comes in.
I was still wondering what was happening in lekki that no surge not until a request came with surge.

Are they masking the surge areas or no more surge? Chai! Either way, Uber is dead! Bolt right now

tunlapapa:
Comrades driving on Uber alone, I guess uber has decided to do us strong thing.

It was masking of surge to prevent knowing the exact value, now it has been totally cleared off the app.
So no more chasing of surge that gives more earnings.
Destination, mba. They did strong head by not displaying Destination, yet you restrict drivers from setting Destination as they wish.