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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Is Being Used By Tinubu And His Associate by ifud(m): 8:17pm On Aug 24, 2022
Reno you no longer make any sense.
You merely make noise now...
It pains me to witness how politics has messed a man like you up. I weep for Reno.
PoliticsRe: Cooking Gas Demand Crashes Amid Rising Prices, Marketers Groan by ifud(m): 12:36pm On May 25, 2022
I've been enjoying my Biogas since...

Music/RadioRe: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by ifud(m): 10:28pm On May 21, 2022
... even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet...
CelebritiesRe: Mali: Rohr To Become New Coach Of Super Eagles’ Rivals by ifud(m): 6:50pm On Apr 14, 2022
aikyg:
Eguavoen was a disaster.
Baba you still don't get it...
Read again. Cheers
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 16 Suspected Internet Fraud Suspects In Enugu by ifud(m): 6:48pm On Apr 14, 2022
Abeg no vex o, this Yahoo boys no dey for northern part of naija? Every time na so boys from East, West or south.
I come in peace...
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen’s Attack On Victor Ikpeba Was Unprovoked And Disrespectful by ifud(m): 4:55pm On Apr 08, 2022
udemzyudex:
It's easy to sit and criticize, very very easy.
Maybe you haven't watched Ikpeba play. If you've watched him you'll realize that if Osinhen may never attain Ikpeba's level in football.
We are talking about the "Prince of Monaco"...
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen’s Attack On Victor Ikpeba Was Unprovoked And Disrespectful by ifud(m): 4:52pm On Apr 08, 2022
Testimony1988:
That's true, he's not yet a matured player.
If he continues with this attitude he may never get to football maturity...
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Evacuates Stranded Citizens From Kastina Over Bandits’ Attacks by ifud(m): 2:19pm On Apr 05, 2022
Commendable...
PoliticsRe: Agitations In South East: You Cannot Shoot An Ideology With A Gun – Soludo by ifud(m): 5:35pm On Apr 04, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
Where have you been bro...
Missed your "Damnnn Niggar" series...
SportsRe: EPL: Chelsea Unveils Banner At Stamford Bridge In Honour Of Mikel Obi by ifud(m): 6:04pm On Apr 02, 2022
I think he lacked sound counsel. He was young and his counselor(s) I believed focused more on money than his career.
WibusJaga:
huh

Mikel disappointingly never rose to his full potentials after rubbing shoulders with Messi at the 2005 u20 World Cup.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Shocked That I Don't Know My Neighbour's Name For 2years. by ifud(m): 12:09pm On Apr 01, 2022
I'm guilty of this too. I don't know my neighbour's face. I've lived there for 2 years just the two of us and the landlord. If I pass her on the road I wouldn't know.
I live upstairs, I only come down when I'm going to work or church...

CruiseCity:
My girlfriend is shocked that for two years, me and my neighbour has been calling ourselves Chief, Baba, Eleniyan, Odogwu, Big Man, e.t.c without knowing each other's name.
cheesy
I love my gender.
We don't like wahala.
No fight like women
CareerRe: Ebun Okubanjo, Bento Africa's Founder Accused Of Work Place Bullying by ifud(m): 7:20pm On Mar 22, 2022
Him go soon see worker wer don zero mind say anything wer wan happen make e happen. Take time beat am up. Him rubbish go stop.

I dey work for one firm for Uyo dat year na him new manager come dey over do. I use church mind follow am talk but him dey form Rambo.

I woke up one morning make up mind for am. As I tidy am finish, the job tire am. Para chase me for some time the matter sub.
RomanceRe: Use “hospital Language” To Describe Your Current Relationship by ifud(m): 1:42pm On Mar 21, 2022
Stable...
Vitals working perfectly...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do You Feel Staying At Home On A Monday Morning? Share Your Experience. by ifud(m): 1:41pm On Mar 21, 2022
Just like any other day...
Mostly my clients come through online...
Foreign AffairsRe: Saudi Arabia Executes 81 People In A Single Day by ifud(m): 3:48am On Mar 13, 2022
Yet we claim to fight terrorism...
GOFRONT:
.......And Nigeria could not execute even 5 in 5 years.
Christianity EtcRe: Port Harcourt Pastor Attempts Suicide, Says His Church Has 15 Members Since 2000 by ifud(m): 12:45pm On Mar 08, 2022
My thoughts too...
Candidlady:
cheesy undecided


Can this be real undecided
CareerRe: Is My Boss Diabolic Or Am I Just Being Superstitious? by ifud(m): 12:52pm On Mar 01, 2022
Get the money from your boss in the morning. Go to your bank and deposit the money. After that use the ATM to withdraw the money. If it gets missing again then check yourself.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Appoints Oby Ezekwesili To Head His Transition Team by ifud(m): 5:12pm On Jan 13, 2022
Decryptor:
I think this should be Soludo's first mistake in his career as both Governor-elect and Governor
Can you please break it down?
CelebritiesRe: Uche Elendu Accused Of Being A Bully In Secondary School. She Replies by ifud(m): 11:30pm On Dec 07, 2021
You are right... Started High school as a boarder in 1994. It was like a concentration camp. The seniors were like the Gestapos...
IKBARUTEN11:
Everyone that went to a boarding school especially from the last 10 years backwards was bullied and in turn bullied others

I'm not an exception

The sister of the lady calling Uche Elendu out also bullied others. Life in those days of FGGC or FGC was a kind of "survival of the fittest" game
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode: I Was Invited To The EFCC Again, Not Arrested by ifud(m): 6:51am On Dec 01, 2021
Na so e dey be till you meet the jailer in your jail costume...
Newsmic:
Former Nigerian Aviation minister, Femi Fani-Kayode has stated that he was not arrested by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) after he was reportedly arrested again by the commission, on Tuesday 30th November, IgbereTV reports.

Fani-Kayode was reportedly arrested by the anti-graft agency on November 23, 2021 for alleged forgetting and manipulation of documents. He swiftly denied being arrested by the commission, stating that he was merely invited by the commission.

On November 30, he was reportedly arrested again by the commission. Reacting to the latest report of his re-arrest by the commission, Fani-Kayode stated that he wasn't arrested but was invited again to the commission.

Taking to his Instagram handle, he wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CW6a0nzhpeN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
SportsRe: Alex Ferguson Blocks Man Utd From Sacking Solskjaer After Liverpool Defeat by ifud(m): 7:25pm On Oct 26, 2021
With Ole I stand... Arsenal supporter...
ItsGoodToBeGood:
We, the Chelsea fans stands with Ole...





Ole should be given enough time to build a formidable team



KTBFFH
RomanceRe: What Happened To A Newly Married Couple In My Car Yes by ifud(m): 5:19pm On Oct 19, 2021
Wetin man do manhuh
Davash222:
cheesy cheesy

OP, you na correct G. Your reward is in Heaven.



The man you saved his marriage tipped you N500, while the woman whose head was manipulated gave you N1000.

Men are generally stingy to their fellow Man. Wetin man do man?
PoliticsRe: Get Vaccinated Or Be Barred From Office, Osun Tells Civil Servants by ifud(m): 1:33pm On Sep 20, 2021
Vaccine for the other room...
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PoliticsRe: Get Vaccinated Or Be Barred From Office, Osun Tells Civil Servants by ifud(m): 1:31pm On Sep 20, 2021
This is draconian... It amount to infringement on human rights...
Ademola47:
...gives three weeks ultimatum



The Punch
SportsRe: Hulk & His Niece, Camila Sousa Are Expecting A Child (Photos) by ifud(m): 1:29pm On Sep 20, 2021
paulolee:
I see nothing wrong here n its not asif its his direct blood sister...hulk Is matured n knows better wat he is doing..
if its a taboo in brazil, he won't bring it online..
Brazilians are mostly Christians n its wat he did is wrong, pls alloe GOD judge both bcox i do hear say customs do allow it..
Nigeria dt we do see homosexuality and fathers sleeping with daughters go follow criticize this one..
My religion forbids it... He's may approve. Who made me a judge?
CrimeRe: Delta Police Dismiss Two Officers From Service Over Assault by ifud(m): 7:49pm On Sep 18, 2021
[quote author=Chukwute post=105909649]The Delta State Police Command has announced the dismissal of two police officers that assaulted a keke rider, fractured his skull and left him incapacitated.

Focus Naija can report that the dismissed officers identified as Sgt Felix Ebikabowei and Ndubuisi Abazie, were on an illegal duty after the close of work when they descended on the victim after an argument.

According to a statement signed by the acting Police Public Relation Officer of the Delta State Police Command, DSP Bright Edafe, the two officers attached to the B Division in Warri were tried by a disciplinary committee and found guilty on two counts of an offence of incivility to members of the public and disobedience to lawful order.

Hence, their dismissal from service with effect from 14th September, 2021 and will be charged to court for prosecution.

The statement reads in part;

[i]The Commissioner of police upon receiving the complaint immediately directed that the case be transferred to SCID for discreet and unbiased investigation.]
They are cultist...
Science/TechnologyRe: The Animal Or Snake That Sounds Like A Rooster At Night by ifud(m): 1:49pm On Sep 17, 2021
Mrlouis:
YES YES, YOU HAVE UNMISTAKABLY ENCOUNTERED THE CROWN CRESTED COBRA. ITS HEAD LOOKS LIKE THAT OF A ROOSTER grin AND CRAFTILY LURES SMALL RODENTS AND EVEN CHICKENS BY MIMICKING ONE THEN SWALLOWS ITS VICTIMS WHOLE. OUR NATIVE PARENTS KNOW THE SNAKE TOO WELL

BEST BE CAREFUL grin grin
You are right...
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Ruling: Rivers, Lagos Free To Collect VAT – SANs by ifud(m): 10:00am On Sep 12, 2021
All institutions in Nigeria is a mess... We don't have strong institutions... We are in shambles.
sirvic68:
I wish Wike and Sanwo-Olu wins this. But Appeal court will soon over rule the judgement. Las las Bubu and supreme court go intervene on behalf of FIRS.

This country's judiciary system is a mess.
Foreign AffairsRe: Funny Fuel Stations In Benin Republic (Pictures) by ifud(m): 5:21am On Sep 05, 2021
Through Idina... Meaning you may have to go through Ibaka in Akwa Ibom. If your documents are intact you don't have issues.
travelwaka:
It's a sad story. It's funny how Nigeria is indirectly creating employment for our neighbors. The day this trade stops. There will be chaos and economic problem in must West African countries.

Have been planning to visit Cameroon. What's the best route??
Foreign AffairsRe: Funny Fuel Stations In Benin Republic (Pictures) by ifud(m): 4:34am On Sep 02, 2021
Same thing in Cameroon. Smuggled fuel from Nigeria is cheaper than petrol stations. Throughout my 30 days stay in Limbe, I have never seen a vehicle purchasing fuel from a petrol station. They buy it on the streets. Millions are employed to the detriment of Nigeria...
travelwaka:
It's a sad story, you can imagine how many million litres of fuel meant for Nigerians leaving the Nigerian shore weekly
PoliticsRe: Major Datong Abducted By Bandits At NDA Killed - PM News by ifud(m): 8:49am On Aug 25, 2021
Different strokes for different folks... Ever heard something like that?
OBJlive:
Why are they pursuing the Bandits.They should lock down Afaka community until they provide the Bandits.That is their modus operandi in Southern Nigeria.
The military did it in Ohafia Abia state and some communities in Bayelsa.So why are they investigating rather than invade the community and hold them hostage
It does appear they deploying different strategy for Nothern region
TV/MoviesRe: Reps Approve Pay-as-you-go, Price Reduction For DSTV, Others by ifud(m): 1:36pm On Jul 15, 2021
DStv is exploiting Nigerians. I'm currently in Limbe, Cameroon. Was surprised that even an okada man has access to cable that allows them watch live events including EPL and other foreign channels, African Magic inclusive. I watched all the Euro 2020 matches live. They are paying 2,000 Francs per month. Why is our case different? No decoders, the cable company will just connect it directly to your TV. Also, you can choose the channels you wish to have.
obiekunie01:
DSTV is not a government agency it is a private owned business federal government has no right to dictate the price of their services!

Will government also subside their operational cost??

IF YOU CANT AFFORD DSTV THEN GO FOR OTHER CHEAPER ONES! PERIOD.




edit: too many mentions.

PLEASE STOP MENTIONING ME AM NOT THE CAUSE OF YOUR POVERTY!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DSTV PAYS TO PARTNER CHANNELS? OR YOU THINK THEY ARE GETTING THOSE CHANNELS FOR FREE?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY BRIBE YOUR SENATORS AND GOVERNMENT AGENCIES PER YEAR?

AM A BUSINESSMAN - ONLY A BUSINESS MAN WILL UNDERSTAND THE DIFFICULTIES, BOTTLENECKS AND VERY HIGH COST OF OPERATING A BUSINESS IN NIGERIA!

Please go mind the cause of your poverty and stop mentioning me - if you cant afford DSTV there is still Startime, TSTV, Strong and loads of other free-to-air channels for you to watch! cheesy

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